Spiral Knights - The One True Problem In This Game

The One True Problem In This Game

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Sun, 06/05/2011 - 10:25

Njthug

Intro:

Okay, the only problem which most players do not address in this game is something Three Rings is not even discussing with us. As a community I feel outraged that Three Rings is not fixing this problem, and because of this outrageous problem it is causing players like myself to have to close our eyes while playing this game at times.

The Problem:

Well I am outraged that we have no changing area in this game. The other day my friends, Dogrock, Poul, Caliber, Nearo, Vlad, Tantarian, Variel, Saphy, Xerox, and many more decided to change their armor's in front of me, and wow I saw so many Knight parts I wish I have not saw. I honestly did not want to see all those knight parts hanging around while they are changing in front of me. This problem was around during the preview event people changing in front of one another which lead to certain parts of the knight I wish I never saw. I do not support public nudity in this game, but if you do wish to support public nudity we already made Haven 3 the naked haven please just go their to be with others who support your personal desire. Personally, I have respect for others and know that not everyone wishes to see my sexy knight package, so I go in the corner and change or out of the public view.

Now What Can Three Rings Do?:

I Would say they need bathrooms or changing rooms in this game so I can change my gear in peace and others can do the same I dislike seeing all these Knights changing in front of me which sometimes leads me to see parts of them I wish I never saw.

Summary:
This problem has been addressed many times in this game I for one will not put up with this anymore I am tired of seeing parts of knights which are not meant to be seen. I think if all of us had respect for one another we would hide in the corner and change or out of the public's eye.

If you do support me please change in the corner away from people this has been an on going problem in this game and well one person taking a step to fix this problem is 1 less person breaking the public nudity laws of Spiral Knights.

Supporters (On the Forums):
1. Njthug
2. Poul
3. x3ntaro
4. Cantus (50/50 about this) --- we will change your view sooner or later
5. Syor
6. Fallout
7. Arterra
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*This is not a serious topic*

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 10:29

Starcadet

That made me crack up. NUDIST KNIGHTS GO.

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 10:33

Leviance

Legacy Username

Salamander armor = nudist.

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 10:36

kakelgis

Legacy Username

...And the one true problem

...And the one true problem with every MMO forum is that everyone just feels they're important/funny enough to create another whining or joke thread, cluttering the forums with useless crap and making it look bad, when there's actually a bunch of decent threads that are being buried behind those joke and duplicate threads.

No offense to this thread or any in particular, this was somewhat humorous! But really, just look at the rules, "Do" section:
Use the Search option (located in the upper right corner of the forums) to check for existing posts/threads on your topic.

All the "whining" would be best kept inside a single thread, and in my opinion, as humorous as the joke threads might be, they are really unnecessary and aren't making the forums look any better.

On-topic: This made me think of really nasty things.

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 10:47

Theonebackthere

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You make me cry. Please stop posting on the forums, attention seeker. This belongs in "Gremlin Chatter" at least.

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 10:46

Poul

I support this thread

As Nj pointed changing armor in front of another knights is a serious problem but I also have to point that Nj was just jelly of what he have seen.

One solution from the developers is to use censure black rectangles or pixelate areas, so nobody has to close the eyes.

@kakelgis If you find wasting time reading this kind of topics just ignore them, or if takes you extra time to click the next page in search of 'serious topics' sorry but I don't see why this topic is against the rules, whatever you say people will still make them because they find enjoyable using the forums when they ar enot playing the game, and that's kinda forums works.

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 11:47

Raspberry

@.@

I agree with Kakelgis' observation. My mind is now in the gutter thanks to your post, Nj.

Spiral Knights the Hentai Edition. Sponsored in part by Royal Kay Why Jelly. King of adding heat to your gears and loosening tight screws.

Bad, Nj! I need a cold shower. Now we know why Boswick was found sleeping in the pond by Katmint.
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Sun, 06/05/2011 - 11:50

Alexandriea

Signed. This post is relevant

Signed. This post is relevant to my interests.

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 12:07

Tisiphone

Humm..

Don't mind female knights changing in front of me at all, except I can't really tell which knights are female or male until after they go commando. So, somewhat support, maybe have a group of snipes move a big sign that says "NO PEEKING" in front of them while they do so?

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 13:11

Valentine-Vk

OOO Hire this man!

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 13:54

#10

Ginzaki

Legacy Username

I'm not sure what the problem

I'm not sure what the problem is, then again I change in a phone booth like Superman does.

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 14:09

#11

Syor

Legacy Username

Njthug

I'm in support of this problem!

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 14:17

#12

Fallout

Ive been scared for life by

Ive been scared for life by moocattle..... an now all of you have by me mwaha. I SUPPORT

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 14:28

#13

Njthug

Fast Life

@Poul --- yes I am jelly of other people at times especially you =0

@Ginzaki - Omg I wish I knew were that dam phone booth was I wanted to be superman =(

@Fallout - You sir were one of the reasons I made this topic I saw you naked and it was not a pretty sight at all <3

@Iceni and Kakelgis - Your imagination got the best of you =0.

@Supporters - Thank you for your support hopefully Three Rings will see this plea and stop this injustice

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 15:01

#14

Espeonage

please do fix

I become scared and paranoid when I change in front of everyone. I don't want to rear my hidden beast when all want to do is put on my hat. :<

The less-seasoned players will usually ask me what "that" was...
and then...
I have to show "it" again. ;~;

How exposing,
how humiliating...

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 15:02

#15

Lokr

<< insert 800CE here for

<< insert 800CE here for bathroom use >>

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 15:21

#16

Raspberry

Why settle for a phone booth NJ?

Omg I wish I knew were that dam phone booth was I wanted to be superman =(

When you can have a OOO Tardis!
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Sun, 06/05/2011 - 15:50

#17

Arterra

i feel obligated to wear a

i feel obligated to wear a wolver costume over my salamander suit, since i find it a little skimpy. please do accept me in your quest to erase nudity!!!!!!!!

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 15:55

#18

Dogrock

Jest remember that I did

Jest remember that I did declare Haven 3 to be nudist Haven when there was enough players to make it exist. It is the one Haven where it is perfectly acceptable to change one's armor without giving a heads up.

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 16:36

#19

spylenz

Legacy Username

I agree with Kakelgis.

I agree with Kakelgis. Seriously....wtf?

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 16:50

#20

Vlad

Nude Knights! Signed. --Vlad

Nude Knights!

Signed.
--Vlad

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 18:23

#21

Poul

lost4now

@lost4now

I really can see that coming up.

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 18:28

#22

Oedipus

Legacy Username

You'll never take me alive..

You'll never take me alive.. or clothed!

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 21:18

#23

Becs

For all the female knights...

I think I speak for all the female knights when I say it would be nice for one haven to be designated a female changing room only. Attitudes like Cantus reinforce the need for this. I am also a little afraid of Espeonage and his hidden beast. I'm sure no one wants to see that!

My pillow informed me that Haven 6 would be a good instance to start in. So female players unite! Take over Haven 6!

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 22:44

#24

Tisiphone

@becks

*Pulls a Health Box over himself* This is Snake, beginning mission, infiltrate Haven 6.

I fully support if we get a cooler changing room than the females, I demand ponies.

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 23:18

#25

drmchsr0

Legacy Username

If anything, the Jelly Line

If anything, the Jelly Line needs to be a lot more translucent.

And if we're going to do changing rooms, we're gonna need snipes. Lots of them.

(Count me in for this silly little thing.)

Sun, 06/05/2011 - 23:46

#26

FatherCreamy

Legacy Username

What?! This is one of the

What?! This is one of the best perks of the game for me! Put me on the "Against This Petition" list.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:47

#27

Syor

Legacy Username

What?

You want everyone to be naked?

Wed, 06/08/2011 - 06:21

#28

blitzkrieg47

Legacy Username

WHAT.

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?????????
The hell ? So the knights we're changing armor --- ARMOR --- in front of you, they can't === CAN NOT and WILL NOT === unequip any and all armor. No matter what they do, no matter how they cry, NO MATTER how many frickin' times they bash their computer and regret doing that. They can NEVER. More NEVERS than Justin Bieber's Ironic song of NEVER. NEVER unequip armor.
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What do you mean Haven 3 is the ---- place ? >_______________________________________________________thisislong.___________________________________________<
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Knights can't be ---- . Because you only see their starting armor .
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Yes I saw the " * This is not a serious topic * at the bottom of bottoms, but I was startled by your thread...
DX X( D:< :L :b >:|
- No harm intended, physically , mentally , ---ually and knightly.
Put me on " Neutral " :3

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 21:21

#29

Moonsoon

~*~*necrobump*~*~

I too am in full support of this.
I feel so open and violated changing right in the middle of an arsenal station....
all these boys looking at my sexy parts.... O_o

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 21:50

#30

Aemicus

I am in full support of not

I am in full support of not bumping dead threads.

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 21:59

#31

Loest

Oops?

I think you may have accidentally inserted an extra "not" into your post, Aemicus.

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 22:32

#32

Dirt

This bump was probably

This bump was probably instigated by Nj anyway.

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 23:36

#33

Jaroche

yup, lets ask for bump

yup, lets ask for bump nerfing!

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 00:43

#34

Embodien

+1 I support this.

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 00:57

#35

Psychodestroyer

.....

...You're kidding.

THIS is what you call the 'TOTPIT-G'!?

Puh-lease.

All your pitiful problems only exist because I EXIST.

Therefore I AM THE ONE TRUE PROBLEM, with the WORLD.

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Sun, 02/19/2012 - 01:03

#36

Demonicsothe

Rainbow Dash, what a badass

Can't resist ponies.

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 01:04

#37

Njthug

I most likely did have a hand

I most likely did have a hand in this (But we will never know), but its a really big issue three rings has been ignoring for ages I swear.

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 01:10

#38

Psychodestroyer

NJ SWORE.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/243/218/d12.jpg (Cuz the page was still open :P)

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 01:15

#39

Njthug

=( Its an honest topic

=( Its an honest topic Moonsoon just saw it and decided to support this great cause its not totally against the rules just can't bump a topic by saying bump. You guys just like people peeking when you change in front them or your just nudists.

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 01:27

#40

Psychodestroyer

...

How Nj views people who don't support this: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/242/188/ce5.gif

How people who don't support this really are: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/240/407/94f.jpg

How I am: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/241/713/0fb.gif

Sun, 02/19/2012 - 07:27

#41