~34 Rule~

Rule no.1:
CE prices, like your age, will always go up and never come down
Rule no.2:
There are clinically proven benefits for afking next to a party button
Rule no.3:
The core will open and the world will end
Rule no.4:
There will NEVER be a server dedicated for 1 bar players
Rule no.5:
The golden rule for fashion
expensive = pretty
Rule no.6:
The suggestions sub-forum is essentially a secondary graveyard
Rule no.7:
Forge will fail when it senses desperation
Rule no.8:
Nitro spam trains your eyes to see bright lights
Rule no.9:
Before the usage of a Dark Retribution, one must always ask:
"Will it Blend?"
Rule no.10:
More monsters = more fun
Rule no.11:
Vog help you if you don't reply a gg with a gg
Rule no.12:
Acheron is the answer to everything
Rule no.13:
06/27/2012 - A moment of silence to commemorate the death anniversary of Radiant Sun Shards.
R.I.P rss
Rule no.14:
/applaud those who fail hard
Rule no.15:
[No.]
EDIT: unfortunately, what I really meant was in-game suicide by curse or fire to cure boredom while waiting at the elevator for some slow knight
Apologies for my inconsideration for the actual, serious issue that fehzor mentioned
Rule no.16:
Trojan corner trapping is intentional and is not a bug
Rule no.17:
Book of Dark Rituals are given to those who don't need it
Rule no.18:
Costumes will destroy the market
Rule no.19:
Auto-target is here to stay *Hooray*
Rule no.20:
Sparks are overrated
Rule no. 21:
Orbs are overrated
Rule no.22:
Radiants are overrated
Rule no.23:
Ratings are overrated
Rule no.24:
There will NEVER be dual wielding
Rule no.25:
Chaos solves all problems
Rule no. 26:
Remember - shield charging and shield cancelling is considered as a glitch.
If you want other glitches to be fixed, fix these two first
Rule no. 27:
What you usually find in a LD match -
- Whining about getting killed by a AT noob
- Whining about lag every 5 seconds
- Whining about people who whine
Rule no.28:
There's no such thing as fake difficulty
Rule no.29:
Pulsar spammers contributes the most in preventing the core from opening
Rule no.30:
Heating struggles are enjoyable
Rule no.31:
Undeserving are bombers for a proper elemental bomb
Rule no.32:
Get dunked by lumbers fool
Rule no.33:
Lag is for the weak. Complain only when you know that you're pathetic
Rule no.34:
Punch is the most popular charity organisation

I realize this is meant to be a joke because of the whole "lol rule 34 internet roflmaolol55doge" thing, but I mean come on.
"Fake difficulty" is a certain group of people's name for "artificial difficulty", which refers to buffing stats rather than content. "Fake difficulty" might not exist, but artificial difficulty certainly does and is quite obnoxious- the 10,000 Apocrean sigil aura and book of dark rituals are prime examples of doing something until your eyes bleed as opposed to being able to do something a few times for a reward. The raise in difficulty from normal to elite mode also illustrates it.
"Radiants are overrated" except they totally aren't. We've discussed exactly what they do to know that not having them causes problems by now.
"Remember - shield charging and shield cancelling is considered as a glitch." And you know this how? I've yet to hear from a developer on this. They may have been bugs at one point but they're clearly features at this point.
"Suicide cures boredom" Not sure where this came from OR SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT WHETHER I AGREE WITH IT OR NOT, but last time I mentioned anything of the sort it was a 2 day ban on the spot for sharing how I felt. I do enjoy seeing who the rules are bent for though.
"The suggestions sub-forum is essentially a secondary graveyard" There have actually been quite a few suggestions implemented into the game. Of course there are more suggestions out of the game than in it and it might feel like you're not being heard, but that's only natural.

Add a 35th rule, i beg of you or subtract one. plz just not 34

HexZyle cackles evilly.
Does it... remind you of things you've seen, Dragonuity?

You disappoint me. The thread is called "34 Rule" yet you don't make a single double entendre or suggestive pun? You could of done something like "Vaelyn needs you to come to the core for her pleasurable entertainment."

Oh, what's wrong with that? We even have a topic for that in Treasure Vault... :3

I am pleasantly surprised. This is a good list. A very good list indeed. I think, if you look hard enough, you will find that most things on the list can conform to Rule 34 as well :D

Thankfully no, someone made a thread about it last time. I'm sure that guy does, and this thread owner as well

I got a couple good ones:
Rule 35: Spending several thousand dollars on the game grants you diplomatic immunity against the ToS.
Rule 36: Very High/Maximum UV's = Skill.
Rule 37: (Some) charge attacks will NEVER work so long as your back faces a wall.
Rule 38: Bombers will be nerfed over and over again.
Rule 39: OOO will never run out of boxes.
gg

Wut, u fergot thi las wuns.
Rule 40: Mastering one's lag unlocks the sixth sense. *walks off screen*
Rule 41: Thank Spiral HQ for the Emergency Revive
Rule 42: AA bombers are hilarious
Rule 43: Raging is the "pros" best friend
Rule 44: The Pulsars are mobile Nitronomes
Rule 45: Shock and disconnecting are one and the same
Rule 46: Elite harnesses are just fashion statements
Rule 47: No you noob, you cannot join me in the middle of my SL
Rule 48: Why the hell don't I have a Radiant Prize Box yet
Rule 49: The new Gunner armors don't make sense
Rule 50: It's hard to have a teammate and a Catalyzer at the same time
U whalecum.

@Traevelliath That would be lame.Besides you are thinking about R34, not 34R! Duh! "Wait rule 34 is a joke?" What R34?

What's the big deal about rule 34 anyway?
28 + 35 > 34
HexZyle breaks out into manic laughter
EDIT: Sorry, I'm not myself today. I am a banana.

I can see that you're still salty till this day, Khomie.
top kek

Graviton bomb backfires everything, Das Auto.