Yo Mama was so hungry she ate all your Monster Bone mats.
IGN: Patra
Lowercase and Njthug presents "Spiral Knight's Yo Mama Contest" *CLOSED*
Mon, 07/04/2011 - 16:26
#102
Yo Mama
Sat, 07/09/2011 - 21:55
#103
Yo' momma so stupid she can't
Yo' momma so dumb she only lets you buy recipes from other players because she doesn't want you talking to Strangers.
Wed, 07/06/2011 - 05:18
#104
IGN:Xplad
Yo momma so big, she makes Magnus's ego look like a small mineral..
Wed, 07/06/2011 - 07:07
#105
HAIRY BEAST
Yo momma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is wolver =]
IGN:BlandPanda
Wed, 07/06/2011 - 07:34
#106
IGN:Insanesquirrel
yo mommas so fat, that when she applied to be the JellyQueen, they had to decline, on the grounds that it would be unfair if they players couldnt move around the map
Wed, 07/06/2011 - 09:00
#107
biochemical warfare is NOT FAIR!
That's not a venom veiler going off, that's yo mama farting.
IGN: tedming
Wed, 07/06/2011 - 12:58
#108
OMG
I dont have a mom...
...i have two dads
I am surprised myself, utterly, totally, and horrifyingly, that these jokes are primarily discriminating and otherwise offensive to moms out there in the Spiral world. Not only are these jokes discriminating, they are nevertheless based off the assumption that the ones who are targeted by these joke do indeed currently do have moms.
I do indeed hope for my cause and others that I am not thus causing any case of mild encephalalgia.
Of couse one whould wonder, why not, make Yo Daddy jokes? is it becuase dads are intitled to more respect wherein mom are entitled to disrespect? One would also be entitled to say, "Are not these but just a mild means of expressing our humor and thoughts?" of course, but indeed, I do have some biases on these matter, and womens rights are and have been denied to some extremes and even to today to some extent, as humor is relative and thoughts are simple. I have to say nonetheless that women have been the subject of otherwise strange conversations, and that these jokes may teach our younglings some bad manners in the great road of life.
Is the use of "Yo Mamma" jokes just a otherwise harmless symbolic gesture of humor, or is it an emblem representing the disrespected? In fact being called a woman, or a girl is an otherwise offensive dis, esspecially to a male, and even to a woman.
If we look enen further, being fat is utterly and obviously the most easy subject to poke fun at. So much repitition of fat people is otherwise going to amount to preconcieved absurd notions that fat people are the laugh and fun of the great society.
I will not delve further into this utterly and totaly extensive subject, such talk would harm the mood of this forum.
LoL, I like to be sarcastic. I also hope i didn't give any case of encephalalgia.
Anyway Im going to do a "yo mama joke"... maybe later?
I have to research the subject first. Lol jk.
Wed, 07/06/2011 - 13:13
#109
You momma's so fat, they
You momma's so fat, they dev's mistook her for a twin Romulus.
And just for fun: Your mamma's so weak, she needs steroids to play hopscotch.
(Please give honorable mentions, I want to see them, and in the winners section, can you put what joke made them win? Thanks)
IGN- Ninjajpbob
Wed, 07/06/2011 - 13:04
#110
and set her to give knights 10 tokens
ignore please.
Wed, 07/06/2011 - 13:26
#111
After hours
After fruitless hours of extensive and otherwise backbreaking research...
...I have come up with nothing.
Sigh. Is this becuase I am at my wits end? or am I other wise ill-suited for jokes of this type of humor?
anyway, as I like to say "Genius is a intelligent otherwise creative character who not only prevents problems but desimates them. They do not need to necessarily work 99% of the time, and luck is for amateurs."
I got to keep studying and observing moving, thought provoking "yo-mama" jokes. >.<
(edit) lol i dont think im going to win, but im going to edit this post, not my joke-post, so here is my edit: IGN: Necrax
Wed, 07/06/2011 - 13:22
#112
wow
Your momma is so poor she sold all her Crowns.
well this is the best i can come up with after 1200 human seconds of extensive labor, backbreaking ground work, and fruitless studying.
Wed, 07/06/2011 - 13:39
#113
Yo daddy
@Necrax
Yo daddy so weak he needs a remedy capsule to charge his Proto Sword!
EDIT: Inspiration!
Yo momma so ugly, the elevator is the only thing she can pay to go down!
IGN: Kuritaro
Wed, 07/06/2011 - 14:08
#114
Yo Momma's so fat
Yo momma's so fat she ate over 9000 peanut butter and royal jelly sandwiches!
Wed, 07/06/2011 - 14:11
#115
lol
@4649matt
*sniff sniff* that means soo much to me *sniff*
lol i luv it (^.^)
Thu, 07/07/2011 - 16:31
#116
Yo' mamma's so slow ancient
Yo' mamma's so slow ancient plate mail makes her go faster!
IGN: Itep
Thu, 07/07/2011 - 10:18
#117
i win
this one is for lol (but if it does win, it isnt!)
your moma's fat period.
my legit one was on teh first or second page.
Wed, 07/06/2011 - 19:20
#118
lulz
Yo Mommas so gross they named a new gun after her
(Biohazard)
IGN: Lawlol
Thu, 07/07/2011 - 07:31
#119
VD...
Yo mamma is so glitched she Vanaduck'd all over Firestorm Citadel
Thu, 07/07/2011 - 08:53
#120
Your momma's so fat...
Your Momma's so fat, that in order to wear armor, she needs to craft 10 armor pieces in order to cover her whole body.
Thu, 07/07/2011 - 11:12
#121
Boswick must make a special
Boswick must make a special appearance tbh
Thu, 07/07/2011 - 15:43
#122
Alright, I'll play.
Yo mama so fat, her bra's made outta Tortodrone shells!
Yo mama so fat, she's always running outta energy! (Seriously, we think she might have diabetes. We're really worried about her.)
Thu, 07/07/2011 - 18:16
#123
Let's switch it up a bit.
Yo mama's so fine, I play "hard" mode when we party together.
IGN: Krazzles
Fri, 07/08/2011 - 15:35
#124
As an added bonus (Eos
As an added bonus (Eos ONLY)
If 5+ Eos members (this means officers, recruit , vets's, guild masters, and members) participate in this contest *Following all the rules* between you guys 1st place will get a Max Uv Item and Second Place as well 3rd Place gets a demotion. *Nearo this is your chance to get one dont let me down*.
Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:19
#125
IGN: Xerox
Yo mama so stupid she tried to revive her teamates with a " spark of life." Yea i failed there=/
Fri, 07/08/2011 - 22:38
#126
.
This is ridiculous, Njthug! What have we done! We have Knights all over, degrading each others mother!
Yo mama so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
144th place notice:
Njthug does not take showers, nor brushes his teeth.
I have trust issues: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxEyR_gZKNA
Fri, 07/08/2011 - 22:55
#127
Yo Mama's so fat when she
Yo Mama's so fat when she stands on elevator it takes her immediately to the core.
IGN: Niemampomyslu
Fri, 07/08/2011 - 23:54
#128
Yo Mama/Daddy
( To make Necrax feel better)
Yo Mamma's so ugly, Teir 1 Knights confuse her for the Snarbolax.
Yo Daddy's so stupid, he thought Crystal Energy was a new drug, and refused to use it.
Lame, I know, but hey, now there's TWO Yo Daddy jokes here (at least, there's two as of when this was posted.)
Sat, 07/09/2011 - 07:14
#129
Rolling for that demotion!
Your mom's so ugly, Gremlin menders keep her HP at max
Sat, 07/09/2011 - 07:57
#130
Yo momma's so ugly, the
Yo momma's so ugly, the Wolvers took her in as kin.
Sat, 07/09/2011 - 09:09
#131
Dogrock so post his yo mamma
Dogrock so post his yo mamma joke he told me in our guild chat it was EPIC
Sat, 07/09/2011 - 10:40
#132
Can I change my joke to this
Can I change my joke to this one? If not then ok.
Yo momma is so fat she made the CE prices go up.
Sat, 07/09/2011 - 15:03
#133
@Greu
Just edit your first post and add your new 1 =)
Sat, 07/09/2011 - 20:42
#134
Here goes nothing...
Yo momma's so fat, the gremlins built her a chair... and when Roarmulus was too small, they added a twin to even it out.
in-game-name: DaJiboo
Sun, 07/10/2011 - 17:17
#135
lol
Yo mamma is so flat, she SLID her way to the core!!!!!!!
LOL
IGN: Necroid
Sun, 07/10/2011 - 21:54
#136
Yo Momma so Boswick...
Yo Momma so Boswick, she crashed the servers during the Roarmulus updates!
IGN: Drmchsr
Sun, 07/10/2011 - 22:07
#137
Yo Momma so stupid
Yo Momma so stupid, She dated an impostocube for six months and thought he was charles bronson.
IGN Radioinactive
Mon, 07/11/2011 - 05:12
#138
Yo momma's so fat that they
Yo momma's so fat that they still cant find the last knight that hugged her.
IGN : WUEI
Mon, 07/11/2011 - 14:51
#139
Yo momma's so fat she
Yo momma's so fat she SMASHED! AOE (Area On Effect) bomb records when she broke wind!
IGN: Hinigashi - Proud EoS Member!
Mon, 07/11/2011 - 15:16
#140
Yo Momma's so fat knights
Yo Momma's so fat knights blindfold themselves hit her with a stick and Jelly Tokens pop out!
Aiming for 144th Place here
IGN: Splinter (duh)
Mon, 07/11/2011 - 15:25
#141
Aiming for a consolation prize of 1 scrap metal
Your momma's so nasty, the kat in Moorcroft Manor is summoning her.
IGN - Tetrino
Mon, 07/11/2011 - 21:39
#142
Yo mama is so fat, I invited
Yo mama is so fat, I invited her to play Spiral Knights, but the character select screen only had room for three characters.
IGN knightydood
Mon, 07/11/2011 - 22:04
#143
Pooet you knew this one was coming
Yo mama's so ugly she makes Pooet look good
IGN: Cobriliant
Tue, 07/12/2011 - 08:24
#144
Be nice...
Yo mama so nice she would let all the silkwings live.
ign: Pbster
Tue, 07/12/2011 - 09:36
#145
Yo mama so lazy she uses
Yo mama so lazy she uses power clicker to trade all her shards
IGN:Lavatein
Tue, 07/12/2011 - 14:21
#146
Boswick must make a special
Boswick must make a special appearance tbh
He can't because...
Your momma's so fat she ate Boswick!
It took way too long to come up with a joke that didn't directly insult another forumite... >_>
Tue, 07/12/2011 - 14:38
#147
Yo mama so ugly my vog cub
Yo mama so ugly my vog cub set burned to ash and I died.
IGN: Archaeos
Tue, 07/12/2011 - 14:50
#148
Yo mamas so stinky that the
Yo mamas so stinky that the Pitbosses confuse her with a Blarful Devilite
IGN: Empie
Tue, 07/12/2011 - 19:12
#149
Yay! I'm gonna lose! :D
Yo mama's so fat that when her rescue pod landed the entire planet exploded.
...Not that she could fit into a rescue pod, but you get my point.
Tue, 07/12/2011 - 19:50
#150
Your mom.(can i haz 144th
Your mom.
(can i haz 144th place?)
IGN:Wfawwer
My submission:
Yo momma so huge, party members need to spend ALL of their health to revive her.
A couple just for fun:
Yo momma so stupid, when a Gremlin Mender said "stay close", she said "Ok, sure!"
Yo momma so ugly, the Snarbolax got stunned when it dashed past her.
IGN: Final-Crescendo