Greetings Knights and Ringers,
The Obsidian Guild is hosting a devilishly evil event this month with the aid of the mistress of pure evil, Eurydice.
King Krogmo did not get to the top of the corporate Coliseum ladder by good looks alone!
Here's your chance to devise a deliciously evil office warfare tactic to annihilate the competition and help King Krogmo retain his corporeal Coliseum corporation from scheming underlings.
Details
In one short paragraph of 25 words or less, construct an original evil plan to annihilate, subjugate, eradicate, irradiate, prank or otherwise embarrass corporate cronies into submission. Dogrock of EoS notes the importance of short plans as long monologues give your cronies time to lob office furniture and half eaten donuts at you. Evil plan MUST be Spiral Knights themed.
Example from TheBadger:
Install Quicksilver version T3 in your boss' Mac.
Watch the sparks fly when your boss launches
his Your Fired! e-mail application.
Please keep your submission within the Spiral Knights TOS or your submission will get nuked by a GM or disqualified by the judges.
One submission only to this thread please. The Devilite's Guide to Office Warfare on the Wiki as well as our data entry devilites may explode if you bombard them with more than one evil plan. If our devilites accidentally botch an entry on the Wiki, please post a note to this thread so we can fix it. Please post your IGN (In Game Name) with your submission.
Eligibility
This competition is open to all knights. Only knights are eligible for prizes. Three Rings staff may tender suggestions at their own risk. Remember, the mistress of evil is watching, BEWARE.
Deadline
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Judges
Raspberry
TheBadger
Eurydice
Judging Criteria
50 points Evilness
25 points Originality and creativity
25 points Following details
-1000 points Trolling the competition or pestering the judges
Judging Phase
1-3 weeks
Dependent on the volume of submissions received, real life schedules of the judges, and the few days it takes to stage and create a wallpaper of the winning entry. The wallpaper phase includes training inexperienced monsters into Academy Award actors and field testing evil office tactics on TheBadger.
Rewards
★★★★★President of Vice Receives:
1500 CE Salary
Illustrious Wallpaper Illustration
Vice Management Receives:
★★★★☆Senior Vice ~ 500 CE Salary
★★★☆☆Junior Vice ~ 400 CE Salary
★★☆☆☆Ad Vice ~ 300 CE Salary
★☆☆☆☆De Vice ~ 200 CE Salary
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Have fun!
Raspberry & TheBadger (ow, ow, stop prodding me with the pitchfork Eurydice ಠ_ಠ)
PS:
Don't forget your IGN!
If you need to redo your submission, please edit your original reply and then let us know in a new reply if we have already entered it in the Wiki.
Don't forget your IGN!
Evil Plan:
Gather all "Yesmen"
Go to Boss's office.
When he ask somebody something call him up and say YES!
Annoy him to death.
Throw pitchforks.
Edit-Forgot IGN and changed to boss
IGN Bigfootm