Spiral Knights - [-FT-] Pitchers of you [-ISO-] crowns

[-FT-] Pitchers of you [-ISO-] crowns

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Sat, 08/27/2011 - 17:38

Hanktron

Hey guys,

I'm an excellent colorer and I will make you a pitcher for a small fee. I have vouches! Look what I did for Weedle!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9373700/weed1.png
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9373700/weed3.png

These are the top two based on this pitcher he gave me:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9373700/weedle02.png

He said no weapons and I colored him a pretty coloring. I make several pitchers and you can keep them all. Going rate is 20,000 crowns for a drawing. I am willing to negotiate. Also, there is a pricing update at reply #17!

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 17:43

Rommil

such

amazing pitchers.

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 17:50

Weedle

Legacy Username

I vouch for Hanktron! Best

I vouch for Hanktron! Best pitchers ever!!

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 19:14

Hanktron

philidor, my man!

philidor, my man! 20k and you can have some of you!

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 19:42

synergycrown

Legacy Username

LOL!!1 WTF is that!???

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 20:23

Hanktron

It' Weedle!

Did you see that pitcher of Weedle? I painted him without weapons as requested.

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 20:50

Rommil

just an

just an awesome pitcher synergy. thats all.

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 20:55

Pawn

wow

incredible pitcher man. Great coloring especially

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 21:04

Bigfootm

What Dark Ritual?

BEST. PITCHER. EVER.

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 22:23

Hanktron

Hey guys, I see eight posts

Hey guys, I see eight posts and zero orders. I'm a business man and I need orders. So to increase commissions, I drew a pitcher for philidor based on what I knew of him (or her!). I know his (or her!) hometown, so I created a memorial to that noble city.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9373700/phili.png

philidor is from philly , right?

I did your name in futura, I hope that's ok. It's in my top three typefaces for sure. I think you'll like it.

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 22:45

#10

synergycrown

Legacy Username

WTF!

WTF! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 22:52

#11

Hanktron

Please keep the spam to a

Please keep the spam to a minimum, I am trying to run a business here. I'll also accept CE or poes.

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 23:30

#12

Rommil

i'm not from philly

but i love it anyways. desktop background ftw

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 23:30

#13

Rommil

i'm not from philly

but i love it anyways. desktop background ftw

double post. but its okay. bc i love it twice as much as words can convey.

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 23:57

#14

Pawn

can i commission a pic?

100 ce for http://i741.photobucket.com/albums/xx57/smb_is_me/Picture1-2.png

i want the both of us (@ the bottom left in quicksilver helms). Also i'd like us to be sitting in the garden (bottom left of haven town square). Could u please write our names above us too, since u do real good lettering on your pitchers? I'm pawn and i'm on the right, philidor is on the left, but his in game name is rommil so call him rommil in the picture. Please let me know if you can coloring better enuff to do this
ty pawn

P.S. you can include the weapons or leave them off. SURPRISE US!!!! BIG FAN!!

Sun, 08/28/2011 - 00:08

#15

Rommil

one other thing

you said

"I did your name in futura, I hope that's ok. It's in my top three typefaces for sure. I think you'll like it."

if its not too much to ask. can u do our names in ur other two top three typefaces for sure? i'll bet we'd like it!

Sun, 08/28/2011 - 09:36

#16

Hanktron

My first commission!

It's complete! I used Helvetica and HelveticaNeue typefaces for you guys but I already forgot which fonts. It's pretty nice, but you must understand that 100CE does not buy you a whole lot of experimentation. I particularly like how rommil's flipper came out. I drew pawn's poncho extra large because millionaires can afford to eat whatever they like but don't always have time to exercise as much as they should. I also considered a "millionaires with guns (or bombs)" theme, but I think you'll like how this turned out.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9373700/rommil%26pawn.png

IGN: Hanktron

Oh and in order to conserve dropbox space, I may take down the lynx after 24 hours of posting unless otherwise requested. So make sure to download your portraits.

PS: Weedle, I'm pretty sure your bike uses a HelveticaNeue. That's why it has the Helvetica "e" and stuff but some of the other letters look a bit differnt.

OH NO! I just realized I did it backwards! I could change the lettering if you want. I intended to put pawn in the front since he commissioned the photo. I'm sorry guys. Let me know how you want me to correct this huge mistake! I've taken it apawn myself to do a nautically themed second portrait of pawn. Since you love your flippers and diver helmet so much, I drew you swimming in the ocean happy as a clam. Or maybe some other sea critter.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9373700/sowee.png

Sun, 08/28/2011 - 09:15

#17

Hanktron

PRICING

So I've decided that I'm perfectly ok with customers naming their price. I will color with prices in mind. If you make me a billionaire, then I will color real hard and probably give you multiple pitchers to choose from. If you're like my friends pawn n rommil then you can offer 100 CE and I'll make you something nice, but I wont try a bunch of different ideas (millionaires with guns, knights in space! (astronauts), or simpler ones like sunflowers in the garden, a smiling sun, happy astronaut masks, etc). I'll let you decide how much a masterpiece is worth. Let the market determine my price! Oh also I'm saving up to build myself a new hat so CE is preferred. Just mail me the payment (IGNs: hanktron and floppybeard) once the pitcher is done. If you try and skip out on the bill I might replace your pitcher with a slanderous one and do other mean stuff.

Sun, 08/28/2011 - 09:50

#18

Pawn

Thanks so much

It's incredible!!! Only complaint is you made rommil's pancho extra big (rommil was in white, pawn green) and similarly given whom is whom is should say pawn and rommil (not rommil and pawn). Both of these are over-lookable a suppose, but if you could just switch the name order i'd be forever grateful. I know you are busy with lots of other commissions, so i can definitely see how you may have overlooked this detail.

It's wonderful!!!! I'll send in-game ce over right away.

Sun, 08/28/2011 - 09:57

#19

Hanktron

I'm terribly sorry

The lettering should be fixed now. I'm very sorry, I had a very long, semistressful day yesterday and I must have switched you when I got your request right before I went to bed. I began work on your commission first thing in the morning and didn't check my facts. I learned my lesson. I hope you like your make up portrait as well as the repaired commission.

Sun, 08/28/2011 - 11:07

#20

Weedle

Legacy Username

You should leave the pictures

You should leave the pictures up so that more people can see them! Try photobucket or something.

Sun, 08/28/2011 - 11:45

#21

Festering

Commission

Yep. Gonna need one of dem pitchers. Can I pay you in Pliny?
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4585690/pitcher.png
I want wanna dem dumbass birds in the pitc too. Or combine me with one of them. Hanktron > Art

Sun, 08/28/2011 - 11:30

#22

Hanktron

I sure will accept Pliny!

but you post links about as well as you transition the Russian economy from communism to capitalism

Sun, 08/28/2011 - 15:04

#23

Festering

shhhh

Lawl. Think I actually did pretty well on the second account.

Sun, 08/28/2011 - 15:26

#24

Hanktron

Done!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9373700/fest.png

oh and i was going to draw a graph of Russian (hyper?)inflation in the 80s and 90s but it didn't really fit.

Sun, 08/28/2011 - 21:17

#25

Festering

Hahah! I'm so lumpy! It's

Hahah! I'm so lumpy! It's awesome. Pliny for you sir. And maybe something IG if things go well.

Sun, 08/28/2011 - 22:23

#26

Weedle

Legacy Username

Love the dilated eyes!!

Sun, 08/28/2011 - 23:02

#27

Hanktron

I'm particularly fond of the

I'm particularly fond of the Garamond and also the bendy pint glass. I think 100ce probably gets you multiple versions of the same painting or maybe one version of two if I'm particularly inspired. Also, I currently have no commissions.

Sun, 08/28/2011 - 23:13

#28

Rommil

i like how

he throws his on personal touch or slogan on each picture. like me and pawn was Best friends!!! freaking genius!!!

and also, he is so good that everyone has their own favorite thing, like subway sandwhiches, ya know. Come on people. you can't let this man stay without a job for long. Someone, put him back to work!!! We need more pithcers!!

edit:
and if i may make a creative suggestion on ur next commission? comic sans is my favorite type EVAR!!!!

Mon, 08/29/2011 - 01:57

#29

Pawn

bump

he's a busness man peple.

Mon, 08/29/2011 - 17:00

#30

Hanktron

Comic Sans MS

I'm loyal to my loyal customers.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9373700/tankx.png

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9373700/space.png

Mon, 08/29/2011 - 17:09

#31

Rommil

oh man.

with respects to pawn. mine is the best. sending a CE token of my appreciation.

i am by no means related to the desert fox. but i'm surprised by how many intelligent people make that connection :)

Mon, 08/29/2011 - 17:11

#32

Hanktron

you're going to tell me that pawn is not related to the shrimp like creature. Fanks for the CEs also.

Mon, 08/29/2011 - 17:16

#33

Rommil

whoa

those words never crossed my lips good sir!!

btw,
i'll be commissioning another picture shortly. its going to be me and pawn looking toooo awesome (with weedle loooking on in jealousy!) It'll be epic. Just wait. I'll get more details to you tomorrow, kk?

also. If i could ask for a super favor. If i could get a crude freebie of killerjas30 (aka baby freezer)--see http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/22997 post #3....if it seals the deal...i'd have a present for you. I won't guess to tell you what kinda pitcher to draw or text to rite. Fanks in advance.

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 22:59

#34

Hanktron

this oughta be on page number uno !

ohey did infantfreezer like his pitchers? I hope I righted the write text. Also, I will unfortunately be closing shoppe for two weeks on THURSDEE for forces outside of my control. Actually, they're completely under my control, but I'm still closing shoppe.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 04:24

#35

Mayaura

One of the funniest posts ever!!!

But those pitchers are little too good to be hand drawn. I'd love to get ahold of the graphics software you are using.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 17:39

#36

Hanktron

slander!

I colored all of these myself

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 17:57

#37

Dzxi

i would like a pitcher

i would like a pitcher please

http://i.imgur.com/wgteW.jpg

you can bill it to magnus (IGN:Magnus) for ur payment

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 18:06

#38

Bigfootm

What Dark Ritual?

I'd like a Vog cub set, holding a divine avenger, with a grey Owlite shield please!

I love your pitchers.

Billing will go to riceofdeath.

IGN riceofdeath

(He loved me! He payed stuff for me all the time XD)

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 18:42

#39

Hanktron

I'm about to start work for dzxi

Also, billing works like this:
I color and post lynx
You mail me CE, crowns, or poes

And bigfoot, I'm confused. Am I drawing a portrait of you that matches the description or of riceofdeath? Actually same goes for dzxi. Is this for subversion or magnus? This matters for how I color you.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 18:43

#40

Dzxi

it is for me, the pitcher i

it is for me, the pitcher i posted

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 19:38

#41

Bigfootm

What Dark Ritual?

Pic of what I described, just mail the bill to riceofdeath.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 19:49

#42

Hanktron

idk if you guys get it

but there is no bill. I post lynx to pitchers and then you mail ME the payment. Also I need to know the usernames or yew get no wordz

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 19:51

#43

Bigfootm

What Dark Ritual?

All was a joke, RoD hated me, I don't want a pitcher like this for 20k CR. A lil OP for me. Soz man.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 22:28

#44

Hanktron

big feet em

read plz

it's ok though, i colored you one anyways

my pitchers rule.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9373700/m.png

Thu, 09/01/2011 - 10:07

#45

Hanktron

i colored a pitcher of subversion

here's your pitcher. It's pretty good. I did an especially good job on your face. Also your tail.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9373700/sub.png

do you like how I put you SUBground level?
how about the Wes Andersonesque yellow futura?
I like that part.

Thu, 09/01/2011 - 20:50

#46

Weedle

Legacy Username

He looks kinda like a

He looks kinda like a Pokemon. +1

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 23:59

#47

Hanktron

hey pay up

or i take down yer pitcher and color some slanderous ones instead

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 17:05

#48

Ambientfury

I'm going to bid the Pitcher

I'm going to bid the Pitcher of Weedle for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (you get the point...) Crystal Energy!

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 17:15

#49

Weedle

Dude this is priceless

Dude this is priceless artwork we're talking about here. Can't be bought!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 15:11

#50

Kurapika

I want a pitcher!

http://media.spiralknights.com/wiki-images/9/91/GuildLogo-Hunter_X_Hunte...

I am usually in front of the AH chillin' with my vog set on. My Chap now has mech'tenna on it.

Knock yourself out! Preferably include something about the vial hoarding. xD

Willing to pay 10k, or even more if its really good! :)

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