Spiral Knights - Duke Nukem Spiral Knights Mama Luigi Orson Welles Team Fortress 2 RPG Friends OF ODIN'S WRATH (fanfiction?)

Duke Nukem Spiral Knights Mama Luigi Orson Welles Team Fortress 2 RPG Friends OF ODIN'S WRATH (fanfiction?)

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Thu, 09/29/2011 - 18:09

Jim-Dale

I have looked at these forums for a good 5 minutes and discovered that fanfiction is quite popular. And I ask myself WHY.

CLICKING LINKS WILL OPTIMIZE HAPPINESS.

Chapter 1 THE CURSE OF BAMBINO

Duke Nukem, Generic Spiral Knights Character, Heavy Weapons Guy, and Mama Luigi were all enjoying delicious slices of American Pizza in Devilite New York City when all of a sudden the ghost of baseball appeared and stole the pizza!

"We must get pizza back" said Duke Nukem.

"We must get pizza back" said Spiral Knights character.

"We must get pizza back" said the Heavy Weapons Guy.

"We must get pepperoni cheesecake back" said Mama Luigi.

So now they set off into the mountains of garbage to find Babe Ruth and rescue the pizza before it gets cold.

Will they find the pizza? Where is Odin? Where are all the Alucards?

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 20:30

Jim-Dale

Chapter 2 Our friends pursue

Chapter 2 Our friends pursue the ghost.

Duke Nukem, SK Character, Mama Luigi, and HWG track Baby Ruth down to an abandoned parking lot full of people.

"THIS IS THE END OF YOU" said Duke Nukem.

"You fail to see that I am a ghost and your weapons can't harm me, you must collect the sacred Baseball Mud to be able to defeat me.

"We do not have $24" said Mama Luigi

"We must go on an unnecessary quest to obtain money" said the SK Character

So that is how the quad of heroes set off to obtain the money needed to buy the fabled Baseball Mud.

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 11:42

Jim-Dale

Chapter 3 DUKE NUKEM MINIMUM

Chapter 3 DUKE NUKEM MINIMUM WAGE

Duke Nukem decided to find a job nearby and happened upon Odin's Pizza Place.

'WELCOME TO ODIN'S PIZZA PLACE!" said the Viking, "THE ALL FATHER SMILES UPON PIZZA!"

"I need to get money and work minimum wage, and I'm all out of cash." said Duke Nukem.

"YOU ARE NO MAN!" said the Viking, handing Duke Nukem a mop.

AND SO DUKE BEGAN HIS QUEST, WORKING LONG HOURS OF CLEANING GUM UNDER TABLES AND KICKING COCKROACH ASS.

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 14:48

Bikwin

Quite the striking work of

Quite the striking work of literature you have there, my friend. I eagerly await what will happen to Duke on his arduous journey of closely monitoring the hyigene of a fast food establishment.

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 20:16

Jim-Dale

Chapter 4 VOG CUB

Chapter 4 VOG CUB QUEST

Spiral knights generic character did the same as Duke, looking for any low paying job. They did not find what they was searching for. Instead Spiral Knights generic character found The Devilite New York City Socialist Workers Party offices

"I am looking for a job that pays so I can afford to buy mud." said the Spiral Knight Character.

"Do you have any experience?" said Devilite Karl Marx

Spiral Knights generic character pondered this for a moment, were they a boy, girl, or a dirty communist?

"I do not buy Crystal Energy on mondays" they said.

"You start work in the morning, you shall be paid in Russian Rations, which are much better than French Rations."

And so Spiral Knights generic character took the job, neither gaining or losing money, but they did accomplish half of something today.

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 20:18

Jim-Dale

I am also glad to inform that

I am also glad to inform that Duke Nukem Spiral Knights Mama Luigi Team Fortress 2 RPG Friends OF ODIN'S WRATH is now a proud partner of Carls Jr.

Brought to you by Carls Jr.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:09

Jim-Dale

After many requests for a

After many requests for a Duke Nukem Spiral Knights Mama Luigi Team Fortress 2 RPG Friends OF ODIN'S WRATH t-shirt and collectible action figures, me and Carl's Jr. and proud to say that new clothing and toys for children are in developments.

Our first action figure will be Duke Nukem Minimum Wage with gum-scraping action and several aprons and hairnets wear. Every pre-order of 5 figures comes with a package of Rosebud Frozen Peas.

Brought to you by Carls Jr.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 18:13

Kreuz-Drache

OMG, I want those toys! When

OMG, I want those toys!

When is the next installment? =o I MUST KNOW!

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 14:53

Lithanium

Sponsor

Lithanium's Random Fanfiction action figures is now sponsoring Duke Nukem Spiral Knights Mama Luigi Team Fortress 2 RPG Friends OF ODIN'S WRATH collectibles. they will be out... when they are out.

We also may sell copies of said story.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:42

Jim-Dale

CHAPTER 5 OF SOAP AND

CHAPTER 5 OF SOAP AND PEANESS

Mama Luigi was unlike the others, having no PHD in menial work, he had to resort to looking for loose change on the ground.

Mama Luigi: Like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to hide it in the mattress.

Suddenly, a large man appeared who should be dead but isn't.

Mama Luigi: Gasp.

Man: Hello I'm Orson Welles. What follows is your terrifying journey into a land of hellfire and cold showers.

Mama Luigi: Well...you're...an eggface!

Orson Welles: Look You can suck my good dead green frozen french fish goblin p-

Orson Welles was immediately taken down by the football he did not see being thrown.

Mama Luigi: You should join us.

Orson Welles: What the hell I need the money.

Mama Luigi: Now lets go visit a soapland.

Orson Welles: Yes.

ORSON WELLES JOINED THE PARTY

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 19:56

#10

Jim-Dale

Here's some bad photoshop art

Here's some bad photoshop art of the new DUKE NUKEM MINIMUM WAGE POSEABLE ACTION FIGURE. Coming soon.

Sun, 10/16/2011 - 15:08

#11

Jim-Dale

SOON

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 14:34

#12

Jim-Dale

CHAPTER 5 HEAVY DRAMA (Html

CHAPTER 5 HEAVY DRAMA (Html sucks ass here, so not bold I MEAN STRONG)

Heavy Weapons Guy was picking up loose change on the floor when he stumbled upon his friends Thomas and Alfred.

Heavy: Hello my friends.

Thomas and Alfred: Hello Heavy. We are making Pizza Butts. Will you help us?

Heavy: I do not have time.

Thomas and Alfred: Ohhh your just a sack of old sacks.

Heavy: I will kill tiny men for that!

The Heavy then shoved Thomas up Alfred's butthole and killed them both.

Heavy: What should I do now?

Thomas and Alfred: You can help us kill every cow on the planet.

Heavy: I do this.

TBC

There's a certain phrase in this story that you should not Google.

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 21:18

#13

Feline-Grenadier

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Oldest thing I found in the Vault. Behold.

And yeah, you guys are probably gonna hang me for necroing stuff that shouldn't even be necroed.

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 07:05

#14

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Why you necro a fanfic poop?

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 07:51

#15

Shue-Donnym

shhh fleet

vin u necrod d best thred in histrey of forams
vin I luv u
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j/k

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