Chris' Arsenal *Recorded by Chris, Edited by Kennys-Knight*

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Ken-Shiro
Man, you're lucky to take

Man, you're lucky to take advantage of this first come first serve system. I bought the bomber pack like 2 weeks ago or so after $10 more bucks on the rose regalia event(the gold tabard that I put up 2 1/2 weeks after the event was over that only went for 100k cr), and have only used 3500 ce of it, and I only intended to use all the ce for crafting, not for selling. Now because of the new update, where we can't make any money at all, and me wanting to make money to get just recipes, I feel like playing this less to completion(even without crafting max uvs for myself). I feel like I want my money back, cause now it just seems like a bad time to buy energy. By the way, I went by the name Ranzo before the new forum change. And I complained about the energy prices before knowing some secrets which is why I was silent about people complaining about looping(and believe me there are always going to be exploits like Castlevania HD farming on Dracula's stage, Wild Arms 255 apple items stat boosts from one battle, and game cheat devices). And I know there were some topics complaining about that, and some that linked to a few old ones that date even back near the beta date from this and steam forums. The update was pretty [fabulous]. We have no avenues of making money, and now they can really make money.

I think all the people that want to tighten people's chances are the ones that have most of the things they want. Now I have to use just mist energy and stop myself from being so upset of dying and doing solo runs(since joining 1 depth before basil would be bull), and spread out the time of playing this game for like 2 years to get everything(since recipe prices are still rip offs, and I've been doing basil runs ever since I bought the bomber pack, and energy prices haven't gone down at all) while playing other games I want to(hey gotta support other developers, not to mention my time), but I hate, absolutely hate playing or adding one more game to my schedule, it's like multi-tasking to me and it prevents me from learning about other games solidly. I might just quit eventually, I've had that feeling since the update, and just stopped a few days even with the opportunity cost of just crafting and letting the energy regenerate(but then I know it regenerates slow and I might want to play to get recipes, but that feeling doesn't come). Even with 6000 ce left in my account and some mist, and no, won't be giving my work away. There just seems to be less incentive to play this. I sure as hell don't want to spend over a week to get a 5 star gear like I did back in the 1st or 2nd month of Steam like before. And man, when the ironboxes came out in the first week, a guy told me he/she sold one for 40k cr. When I eventually get one the lowest prices eventually go down to 2k cr. Luck has never been good.

Congrats though, I'm jealous of many guys like you, cause you can just sit back and play this game anytime you want. I notice one of them on my friend's list(show me about 1,500,000 cr before like 3 months ago), doesn't play this very often anymore and plays just lockdown every now and then(which I haven't even played once since I'm too busy trying to get the recipes I want). And some guys like Chris, but not himself, didn't have to spend a penny to buy ce with real money. God, I shiver at the times I just did snorborlax runs for 2 months, getting a 5 star cobalt/azure set and finally re-entering just tier 2 and dying again after 2 months of getting it, because I was stupid to keep the shield key at x and not keys like spacebar. Yes it's been that long. And also I did only snorborlax runs trying to get some small amount of profit from selling snarble barbs from vendors before the unbinding update. Whew, was that just torture to me, while a lot of people knew about farming budgets, and whatnot. That's why I've seen many youtube videos where the guys have ce at 4-6 figures. I guess those days are behind me, but then again, that's when energy was 3300-4300cr/100ce. And mass crafting I knew about, but I just didn't get the budget and time factor it took, and I wasn't getting any good uvs with the 3 star gear, and not much profit and selling time either, I even tried haze bombs before the update which I didn't like, and now with my 2nd account and just like what I've heard from another it took them about 50 tries to get some low uvs, with others it's less, so some people's luck isn't so good. I have over probably 50 gear and the best I've gotten was a vh beast on the Neutralizer and high stun on Volcanic Demo Suit, and met 10 love puppies with no locket for god's sake. And I wasn't fully familiarized with the best and most sought out equipment based on the boss runs. Still, you got the selling time factor and these things aren't going to sell anytime soon if you are the 2nd lowest price even sometimes.

Oh, and I still haven't had the nerve to craft a divine cloak yet, that's still one of the last things to do. But even though I feel I'm near the end of crafting, in actuality, I still know I have like 50 more things to craft to finish all the sets with some of the armor sharing the same brand line.

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Kilbride
@Chris

Congrats on your continuing narcissism. I will admit that it is fun and gratifying to amass wealth, digital and otherwise, but what is your ultimate goal with all your treasures? Like you, I have invested in the various markets of the game, buying and selling and taking advantage of patches, changes and the Steam influx. I have also spent money on the game and people are sometimes impressed by my PvE loadout. So, I understand being proud of accomplishments.

I really admire those who have written guides to help new players. I can't say I have much respect for displays of wealth. Who are you seeking to impress? Heh, what's your motivation? What sort of reputation are you trying to build?

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Redmania
@Jim-Date

"He's deleting the hate comments on youtube. How cute."

It's already been revealed that he posts comments from his own personal alternate accounts to provide the impression to others (and most likely to himself as well) that he is well-liked and has a legion of fans.

Dzxi's picture
Dzxi
im just going to leave this

im just going to leave this here...

http://i.imgur.com/3nLRe.jpg

good day :o

Crafty-Bot
Owned lol

*cough*

" I haven't spent much money on spiral knights, and like I said, I have a job, I've spent less than 3 days of work on spiral knights, and I work 5-6 days a week. "

Priceless, absolutely priceless...

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Thoranhippo
We should release a show

We should release a show about Chris' life in Spiral Knights, there's more gossips here than on a people magazine, utterly laughable ones whatsmore

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Michaelb
Ugh, @Mukei: Like Chris said,

Ugh,

@Mukei: Like Chris said, I am a little confused why you still post on this thread, if you do... Instead of trying to bring down something that another person tried to make, why don't you make a thread about it?

@Kennys-Knight: Yeah, great music.

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Jim-Dale
@lavatein

I'll get right on it.

Sypsy's picture
Sypsy
Other than the shock max on

Other than the shock max on the skolvers... not really impressed...
Wish I had some good heart trinkets though.

I've only played since early May and I have more 5* stuff....
I also don't consider myself to have a lot compared to others....

I mean, you have a lot of cash and investments (costumes) but... okay. Why don't you go make some stuff??
What are you waiting to buy? Volcanic wolver tail?

Is confused by this video. Jim-Dale's is better. It also comes in 1080p.

And literally, I've only seen the name "Chris" come up in the last week. Has he been hiding in the last while?
Maybe saw him in a LD game?
Someone fill me in please!

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Tersakoff
That music... just plasters a

That music... just plasters a huge trollface on that video, if that explains it to you.

Now I see it. And god damn Chris that's just genius.

Ken-Shiro
My guild master showed me

My guild master showed me lots of max uv gear, and one of them had shock on his wolver set as well(particularly Shock on Skolver and Freeze on Vog Cub if I recall), and another former guild master who was one of the people that had max uvs that hung around with other guys that had max uvs as well.

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Grittle
chris, you are truly an idiot

chris, you are truly an idiot to me

why buy that many costumes?

you cant make 500k in a day, not even in pre bind days.

you lie

you waste money

and your a bragger

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Spacesentry
...

Chris, If you think your so smart, and that your out-comebacking all these people. Please remember that you are arguing against people who are 13-15 years old, and since you have a job I assume that your an adult between the ages of 20-25.

Spacesentry's picture
Spacesentry
DZXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoa. Guess we leave people to choose which one is the truth.

Ranick's picture
Ranick
$^&#% it, spacesentry, why

$^&#% it, spacesentry, why did you revive this thread?

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Chris
@ Grittle

I will not disclose my methods of making money, but as you can see, I easily have over 600k ce in just costumes. I have bought less than 100k ce with real money.

I have spent less than 3 days of pay on spiral knights.
When you get a job you will understand how little money that is, lol...

Dogrock's picture
Dogrock
Enough is Enough

I have bought less than 100k ce with real money.

Ok, I've held out for long enough, but you need to stop the fibbing. In this screenshot you claim to have spent $400-500 publicly. With a bit of basic math we find that with $400 you can buy the least value ($2.50) energy pack 160 times. Doing some more math of 160 purchases by 750 Energy Crystals you end up with a whopping 120,000 CE. Considering you've claimed to have purchased packs for Rose Regalia you've gotten much more than 120k CE though cash.

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Eldibs
@Dogrock I just hope you know

@Dogrock

I just hope you know that Chris will ignore your post, twist your words around, or take your words out of context, to suit his purposes. That said, at the very least people who don't know any better can now clearly see that Chris is a liar. I'm going to follow your example for a moment.

@Chris

Wow, you have a whole four five-star swords. Impressive. I have almost that many five-star swords, and by that I mean eleven more. Yes, I have more five-star swords than you have swords period, without pointless duplicates. You don't see me harassing the members of Guild about it. Nor do I feel the need to buy $500 worth of CE and then lie about how little CE I bought. Oh, and stop stop it before it comes up, super-expensive UV's are for suckers. If you can't win without them, then you fail at Spiral Knights.

Biznasty's picture
Biznasty
I'm bored
Chris's picture
Chris
i don't buy sub-par swords

i don't buy sub-par swords

Veroldin's picture
Veroldin
owned. sit down now chris.

owned. sit down now chris.

Eldibs's picture
Eldibs
You also don't capitalize

You also don't capitalize your proper nouns, or put punctuation at the end of your sentences.

Repartee's picture
Repartee
I'm developing a new form of mathematical sequence.

I call it the Fibbernacci sequence.

Paux's picture
Paux
Good work fellows, you have

Good work fellows, you have proved that Chris spends more money than you do on Spiral Knights, and that he probably makes more money than you do too.

Today is a proud day for all forum-goers. Let us stroke our neckbeards in honor of this glorious victory.

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Repartee
@Paux

I think the issue is that it's less about disposable income as opposed to consistently lying.

But you're going to stick up for that too aren't you?

Wait, disposable morals? Yeah it could be about that.

Paux's picture
Paux
Why bother being honest to

Why bother being honest to random people on the internet who are trolling you?

Repartee's picture
Repartee
@Paux

Why be honest at all?

Mbcscp's picture
Mbcscp
not sure if i'm a better

not sure if i'm a better player then you Chris but my gear is better atleast :)