Jim Dale's great Birthday- Jim Dale gives gifts to YOU!

Jim Dale turns 827 on December 30th. This calls for obligatory celebration. With celebrations. And a petting zoo. And celebrations. Come celebrate the birthday of an internet stranger! You may have to fight him.
What goes down: (subject to change)
-If you stick through the whole party, Jim Dale will give you a random material, which may be 1-5 stars! But they're still all useless anyway. Star rank will be determined by your participation.
-Jim Dale will be around to party between gbzffgfg and to answer any questions. (Suggestions: Video editing, Jim Dale the Game, Retsupurae)
-Jim prefers not to dungeon dwell or play PvP games due to not everyone being included.
-You can keep up with events by joining the Jim Dale steam group (http://steamcommunity.com/groups/thatguywithnodiscerniblefeatures)
-Magnus will be the petting zoo. He enjoys it.
-Jim Dale will NOT film this, so be there or don't!
-After 9PM, Jim Dale can chill with whoever wants to in TF2 Pub Sweepings.
-You are not allowed to come if your name is Polendino/you're a GM/you're uncool. GO AWAY
-NATHAN DRAKE KICKS PEOPLE TO SLEEP
Location: Haven 15, starts at Courtyard, can travel.
Also a warning, planned times never go as planned, so watch out.

This is definitly NOT Where I parked my car.

Can Not-Jim-Dale be so bold as to request the party be a time when Not-Jim-Dale may attend?

Psychodestroyer is not amused at Tim-Bales plea to be recognised above other look-alikes.
Is Jim-Dale serious? If Jim-Dale birthday is truly December 30th, then YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! LIKE A SOMEBOOODEEE! Not Jim-Dale's B-day's December 30th!

Not-Jim-Dale gets off work late Friday. Then is having sister over from Vegas who may hog the computer. So...don't worry about it after all.

Of course Jim-Dale might disagree, it must be according to Jim-Dales fantasy of leprechauns

This may be required since the Magnus hasn't moved in a few days.

30 minutes till ...something happens.

Jim Dale will resume activities at 9PM EST with not-trivia things.
Jim Dale will also give special prizes to those who give him gifts.

this was the best use of an hour ever, and i look forward to 2 hours from now

Jim Dale has lives to save so morre festivities will go on tommorow.
Also boring = "Not Jim Dale is too dumb for trivial pursuit"

"Jim Dale will be around to party between gbzffgfg and to answer any questions"

Danmmit, where is my Exodia at... oh there is the left leg, the body and hey! That is the right arm, but, where did the two other cards go? NO! I can't summon exodia ANYMORE. NOO, WHY ARE THESE THREADS COMMING BACK FROM THE DEAD?! I need Exodia to finish them off! Yogi! Where are you?!

I was like "Woah %&#$, he's back?"
But then I saw the timestamp :(

How dare he try to be more handsome than I, THE GREAT CMERESWEETHEART!
I shall hate you for the next THOUSAND YEARS IN A BLOOD BATH!

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JIM-DALE HAS GRACED US ONCE MORE WITH HIS oh wait...
Awww....

A Player who uses the Online ID "Bitsbee" in order to communicate with other people without risking revealing personal info & Identity.
Or, you know, a Human.

I was like: HOLY [something] HE IS GIVING OUT FREE GIFTS! OMGOMGOMG 5 STAR WEAPONS? OVERPOWERED ARMOR? HEALTH TRINKETS? A ZEE CORE???!!?!?!?!?!?!?! LOOK GUYS< HE'S COMING OUT! HE IS BRINGING THE FREE GIFTS WITH HIM! HE IS BETTER THAN SANTA CLAUSE! HE HAS BROUGHT- Oh. Just materials. *everyone leaves the party.

Bitsbee is Tim-Bale. He was a pretty mild forum troll that first showed up on the forums around December 2011. (But I'm pretty sure was an alt of a pre-existing account) He's parodied at least one other forum figure that I can remember... then disappeared late 2012. After disappearing from the forums for almost a year, he came back and changed his name to Bitsbee in July this year.

He's Ironskullkid. I figured this out a couple months ago. When I asked him, he wouldn't give an answer.
Tim-Bale was one of Ironskullkid's troll-alts.
#11
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/39317

If Hex says that Tim-Bale is Bitsbee, and Anti says Tim-Bale is Ironskull kid, and I say that Bitsbee is Fehzor, then....
Fehzor = Ironskullkid
OH.EM.GEE, THE, PLOT, TWISTS.
deja vu