Jim Dale's great Birthday- Jim Dale gives gifts to YOU!
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 08:58
Jim Dale turns 827 on December 30th. This calls for obligatory celebration. With celebrations. And a petting zoo. And celebrations. Come celebrate the birthday of an internet stranger! You may have to fight him.
What goes down: (subject to change)
-If you stick through the whole party, Jim Dale will give you a random material, which may be 1-5 stars! But they're still all useless anyway. Star rank will be determined by your participation.
-Jim Dale will be around to party between gbzffgfg and to answer any questions. (Suggestions: Video editing, Jim Dale the Game, Retsupurae)
-Jim prefers not to dungeon dwell or play PvP games due to not everyone being included.
-You can keep up with events by joining the Jim Dale steam group (http://steamcommunity.com/groups/thatguywithnodiscerniblefeatures)
-Magnus will be the petting zoo. He enjoys it.
-Jim Dale will NOT film this, so be there or don't!
-After 9PM, Jim Dale can chill with whoever wants to in TF2 Pub Sweepings.
-You are not allowed to come if your name is Polendino/you're a GM/you're uncool. GO AWAY
-NATHAN DRAKE KICKS PEOPLE TO SLEEP
Location: Haven 15, starts at Courtyard, can travel.
Also a warning, planned times never go as planned, so watch out.
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 10:29
#2
This is definitly NOT Where I
This is definitly NOT Where I parked my car.
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 10:33
#3
Ganon
The spam before was all just a dream.
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 10:41
#4
....
You acknowledged it. It was not a dream.
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 12:12
#5
Can Not-Jim-Dale be so bold
Can Not-Jim-Dale be so bold as to request the party be a time when Not-Jim-Dale may attend?
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 07:26
#6
Hello future me.
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 12:43
#7
^_-
Psychodestroyer is not amused at Tim-Bales plea to be recognised above other look-alikes.
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 13:16
#8
WOOOOOO!
Is Jim-Dale serious? If Jim-Dale birthday is truly December 30th, then YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! LIKE A SOMEBOOODEEE! Not Jim-Dale's B-day's December 30th!
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 16:29
#9
@Shenny-Dale
What time does
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 23:07
#10
Not-Jim-Dale gets off work
Not-Jim-Dale gets off work late Friday. Then is having sister over from Vegas who may hog the computer. So...don't worry about it after all.
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 07:26
#11
Hello future me.
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 11:04
#12
LIZARDS
Will they be in the petting zoo?
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 12:48
#13
Hanktron can be the petting zoo too
Of course Jim-Dale might disagree, it must be according to Jim-Dales fantasy of leprechauns
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 13:20
#14
This may be required since
This may be required since the Magnus hasn't moved in a few days.
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 15:30
#15
30 minutes till ...something
30 minutes till ...something happens.
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 07:26
#16
Hello future me.
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 16:16
#17
Wat
Not-Jim-Dale-Nor-Tim-Bale applauds.
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 16:33
#18
What is this I don't even...
I really don't even...
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 17:14
#19
Jim Dale will resume
Jim Dale will resume activities at 9PM EST with not-trivia things.
Jim Dale will also give special prizes to those who give him gifts.
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 17:15
#20
best
this was the best use of an hour ever, and i look forward to 2 hours from now
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 17:21
#21
Happy Birthday Jim-Dale
Happy Birthday Jim-Dale
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 17:33
#22
It was so boring
It was so boring
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 19:17
#23
Jim Dale has lives to save so
Jim Dale has lives to save so morre festivities will go on tommorow.
Also boring = "Not Jim Dale is too dumb for trivial pursuit"
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 19:23
#24
cool i was there
i was there not much ppl
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 19:30
#25
"Jim Dale will be around to
"Jim Dale will be around to party between gbzffgfg and to answer any questions"
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 19:55
#26
TIME IS FOR THE WEAK
TIME IS FOR THE WEAK
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 03:17
#27
We miss you bro
Necro bump!!!!
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 03:44
#28
>:(
Danmmit, where is my Exodia at... oh there is the left leg, the body and hey! That is the right arm, but, where did the two other cards go? NO! I can't summon exodia ANYMORE. NOO, WHY ARE THESE THREADS COMMING BACK FROM THE DEAD?! I need Exodia to finish them off! Yogi! Where are you?!
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 05:44
#29
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees
I was like "Woah %&#$, he's back?"
But then I saw the timestamp :(
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 06:25
#30
How dare he try to be more handsome than I, THE GREAT CMERESWEETHEART!
I shall hate you for the next THOUSAND YEARS IN A BLOOD BATH!
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 07:13
#31
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JIM-DALE HAS GRACED US ONCE MORE WITH HIS oh wait...
Awww....
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 08:12
#32
Bitsbee, what are you?
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 08:15
#33
A Player who uses the Online ID "Bitsbee" in order to communicate with other people without risking revealing personal info & Identity.
Or, you know, a Human.
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 08:17
#34
You can't sustain my releases!
I was like: HOLY [something] HE IS GIVING OUT FREE GIFTS! OMGOMGOMG 5 STAR WEAPONS? OVERPOWERED ARMOR? HEALTH TRINKETS? A ZEE CORE???!!?!?!?!?!?!?! LOOK GUYS< HE'S COMING OUT! HE IS BRINGING THE FREE GIFTS WITH HIM! HE IS BETTER THAN SANTA CLAUSE! HE HAS BROUGHT- Oh. Just materials. *everyone leaves the party.
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 09:09
#35
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees
Bitsbee is Tim-Bale. He was a pretty mild forum troll that first showed up on the forums around December 2011. (But I'm pretty sure was an alt of a pre-existing account) He's parodied at least one other forum figure that I can remember... then disappeared late 2012. After disappearing from the forums for almost a year, he came back and changed his name to Bitsbee in July this year.
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 09:24
#36
Plot twist
Tim-Bale is Fehz's alt.
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 09:33
#37
Textile, you need to stop stalking.
That's creepy.
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:16
#38
He's Ironskullkid. I figured this out a couple months ago. When I asked him, he wouldn't give an answer.
Tim-Bale was one of Ironskullkid's troll-alts.
#11
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/39317
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:21
#39
If Hex says that Tim-Bale is Bitsbee, and Anti says Tim-Bale is Ironskull kid, and I say that Bitsbee is Fehzor, then....
Fehzor = Ironskullkid
OH.EM.GEE, THE, PLOT, TWISTS.
deja vu