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Jim Dale's great Birthday- Jim Dale gives gifts to YOU!

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Wed, 12/28/2011 - 08:58

Jim-Dale

Jim Dale turns 827 on December 30th. This calls for obligatory celebration. With celebrations. And a petting zoo. And celebrations. Come celebrate the birthday of an internet stranger! You may have to fight him.

What goes down: (subject to change)

-If you stick through the whole party, Jim Dale will give you a random material, which may be 1-5 stars! But they're still all useless anyway. Star rank will be determined by your participation.

-Jim Dale will be around to party between gbzffgfg and to answer any questions. (Suggestions: Video editing, Jim Dale the Game, Retsupurae)

-Jim prefers not to dungeon dwell or play PvP games due to not everyone being included.

-You can keep up with events by joining the Jim Dale steam group (http://steamcommunity.com/groups/thatguywithnodiscerniblefeatures)

-Magnus will be the petting zoo. He enjoys it.

-Jim Dale will NOT film this, so be there or don't!

-After 9PM, Jim Dale can chill with whoever wants to in TF2 Pub Sweepings.

-You are not allowed to come if your name is Polendino/you're a GM/you're uncool. GO AWAY

-NATHAN DRAKE KICKS PEOPLE TO SLEEP

Location: Haven 15, starts at Courtyard, can travel.

Also a warning, planned times never go as planned, so watch out.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 09:33

No-Thanks

Zelda

deja vu

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 10:29

Asukalan

This is definitly NOT Where I

This is definitly NOT Where I parked my car.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 10:33

Jim-Dale

Ganon

The spam before was all just a dream.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 10:41

Psychodestroyer

....

You acknowledged it. It was not a dream.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 12:12

Shennynerd

Can Not-Jim-Dale be so bold

Can Not-Jim-Dale be so bold as to request the party be a time when Not-Jim-Dale may attend?

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 07:26

Bitsbee

Hello future me.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 12:43

Psychodestroyer

^_-

Psychodestroyer is not amused at Tim-Bales plea to be recognised above other look-alikes.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 13:16

Kogoya

WOOOOOO!

Is Jim-Dale serious? If Jim-Dale birthday is truly December 30th, then YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! LIKE A SOMEBOOODEEE! Not Jim-Dale's B-day's December 30th!

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 16:29

Jim-Dale

@Shenny-Dale What time does

@Shenny-Dale

What time does not Jim Dale find appropriate?

Also.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 23:07

#10

Shennynerd

Not-Jim-Dale gets off work

Not-Jim-Dale gets off work late Friday. Then is having sister over from Vegas who may hog the computer. So...don't worry about it after all.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 07:26

#11

Bitsbee

Hello future me.

Thu, 12/29/2011 - 11:04

#12

Hanktron

LIZARDS

Will they be in the petting zoo?

Thu, 12/29/2011 - 12:48

#13

Oakgear

Hanktron can be the petting zoo too

Of course Jim-Dale might disagree, it must be according to Jim-Dales fantasy of leprechauns

Thu, 12/29/2011 - 13:20

#14

Jim-Dale

This may be required since

This may be required since the Magnus hasn't moved in a few days.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 15:30

#15

Jim-Dale

30 minutes till ...something

30 minutes till ...something happens.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 07:26

#16

Bitsbee

Hello future me.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 16:16

#17

Shue-Donnym

Wat

Not-Jim-Dale-Nor-Tim-Bale applauds.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 16:33

#18

Psycho-Dani

What is this I don't even...

I really don't even...

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 17:14

#19

Jim-Dale

Jim Dale will resume

Jim Dale will resume activities at 9PM EST with not-trivia things.

Jim Dale will also give special prizes to those who give him gifts.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 17:15

#20

Ppane

best

this was the best use of an hour ever, and i look forward to 2 hours from now

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 17:21

#21

Nacho

Happy Birthday Jim-Dale

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 17:33

#22

Usef-Berrys

It was so boring

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 19:17

#23

Jim-Dale

Jim Dale has lives to save so

Jim Dale has lives to save so morre festivities will go on tommorow.

Also boring = "Not Jim Dale is too dumb for trivial pursuit"

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 19:23

#24

Stonerzilla

cool i was there

i was there not much ppl

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 19:30

#25

Trying

"Jim Dale will be around to

"Jim Dale will be around to party between gbzffgfg and to answer any questions"

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 19:55

#26

Jim-Dale

TIME IS FOR THE WEAK

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 03:17

#27

Good-Spirit

We miss you bro

Necro bump!!!!

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 03:44

#28

Midnight-Dj

>:(

Danmmit, where is my Exodia at... oh there is the left leg, the body and hey! That is the right arm, but, where did the two other cards go? NO! I can't summon exodia ANYMORE. NOO, WHY ARE THESE THREADS COMMING BACK FROM THE DEAD?! I need Exodia to finish them off! Yogi! Where are you?!

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 05:44

#29

Hexzyle

When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees

I was like "Woah %&#$, he's back?"

But then I saw the timestamp :(

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 06:25

#30

Cmeresweetheart

How dare he try to be more handsome than I, THE GREAT CMERESWEETHEART!

I shall hate you for the next THOUSAND YEARS IN A BLOOD BATH!

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 07:13

#31

Whimsicality

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JIM-DALE HAS GRACED US ONCE MORE WITH HIS oh wait...

Awww....

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 08:12

#32

Dragneel-Wiki

Bitsbee, what are you?

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 08:15

#33

Bitsbee

A Player who uses the Online ID "Bitsbee" in order to communicate with other people without risking revealing personal info & Identity.

Or, you know, a Human.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 08:17

#34

Skayeth

You can't sustain my releases!

I was like: HOLY [something] HE IS GIVING OUT FREE GIFTS! OMGOMGOMG 5 STAR WEAPONS? OVERPOWERED ARMOR? HEALTH TRINKETS? A ZEE CORE???!!?!?!?!?!?!?! LOOK GUYS< HE'S COMING OUT! HE IS BRINGING THE FREE GIFTS WITH HIM! HE IS BETTER THAN SANTA CLAUSE! HE HAS BROUGHT- Oh. Just materials. *everyone leaves the party.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 09:09

#35

Hexzyle

When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees

Bitsbee is Tim-Bale. He was a pretty mild forum troll that first showed up on the forums around December 2011. (But I'm pretty sure was an alt of a pre-existing account) He's parodied at least one other forum figure that I can remember... then disappeared late 2012. After disappearing from the forums for almost a year, he came back and changed his name to Bitsbee in July this year.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 09:24

#36

Dragneel-Wiki

Plot twist

Tim-Bale is Fehz's alt.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 09:33

#37

Bitsbee

Textile, you need to stop stalking.

That's creepy.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:16

#38

Rangerwillx

He's Ironskullkid. I figured this out a couple months ago. When I asked him, he wouldn't give an answer.
Tim-Bale was one of Ironskullkid's troll-alts.
#11
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/39317

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:21

#39

Dragneel-Wiki

If Hex says that Tim-Bale is Bitsbee, and Anti says Tim-Bale is Ironskull kid, and I say that Bitsbee is Fehzor, then....

Fehzor = Ironskullkid

OH.EM.GEE, THE, PLOT, TWISTS.

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