Spiral Knights - [Fanfic] Pow and the Knights

[Fanfic] Pow and the Knights

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Mon, 03/26/2012 - 04:26

Pow-The-Commando

Yet another fanfic, this one about Pow randomly switching his like of Knights, starting just trying to be friendly. But it goes horribly wrong...

I'm rolecasting!
The form:

Name:
Gender:
Species: (Knight, Noobslayer, other)
Personality:
Colour: (only for Knights and Noobslayers)
Division: (only for Noobslayers)
Shield: (only for Knights and Noobslayers) (Optional)
Gear: (Armour and Helm, Noobslayers are locked at Noobslayer Battlesuit, only usable by Noobslayers)
Armaments: (weapons)
Distinctive Items: (items to set apart from others)
Accessories:
Costume(s): (Knights cannot use any Noobslayer gear)
Bio: (NO WALLS OF TEXT!)
Twist Degree:
Expendability:
Role:
Extras:

Character Slots:
Elite Squad: This is the original elite squad from The Clash
Secondary Squad:
Tertiary Squad:
Rookie Squad: Proto
Other Knights:

Noobslayers:
Standard:
Medical:
Demolitions:
Bodyguard:
Leader: Pow
Heavy Weapons:
Elite:
Command:
Espionage:
2nd in Command: Kay

Other:
Gremlin:
Beast:
Construct:
Fiend:
Undead:
Slime:
Swarm: (only in some parts of the story)
Other Other:

I will decline your character if you leave expendability and twist degree blank.

Reserved for the first paragraph

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 04:29

Pow-The-Commando

You can use the extras thing

You can use the extras thing for pets.
Reserved for the Second Paragraph

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 05:09

Happyapathy

omg...

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 05:12

Pow-The-Commando

I need all the knight squads

I need all the knight squads filled up before I can make the first paragraph.
Reserved for the Third Paragraph

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 05:13

Varsian

wait...wut?

idk wtf this fanfic is about but it seem you are trying to copy so many things that other ppl have done on the forums. You are failing your fanfics, stop, please....just stop....it was funny, now its just a nuisance

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 05:25

Pow-The-Commando

im not

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 07:01

Pow-The-Commando

I still haven't gained any

I still haven't gained any apps.

Reserved for the Fourth Paragraph

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 16:59

Mindspark

Huh?

You're reserving PARAGRAPHS instead of chapters? Is it honestly that short that you reserve PARAGRAPHS?!?!?!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 17:15

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

Name: Hates-Powpowpowpowpowpow
Weapons: Powpowpowpowpowpow destroyer Mk 9 Uv dmg bonus vs Powpowpowpowpowpow beyond maxium.

P.S. i will not post on this forum again for i have successfully trolled you that is all, :3

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 04:10

Artistbma

last post ever on ur stuff: You started a new fanfic again without even having 1 chapter on either of ur other ones. Now u will brag about having 3fanfics and they will only have a prologue. Im disgusted......:(

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:01

#10

Pow-The-Commando

You forgot I am in the

You forgot I am in the UNBEATABLE monster family! HAHHAHAHHAHA AND I AM A ULTRA MEGA-POWERFUL TIER 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 BOSS THAT HAS 25 STAGES!

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:01

#11

Pow-The-Commando

Reserved for the 5th and 6th

Reserved for the 5th and 6th paragraphs

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 12:11

#12

Softhead

Artist,

IGNORE THE MAN! Lets see him fail. If we don't post on his topics, he will gat the message.

The story:

Pow walked somberly to the soldier's Graveyard, morose. He knew he was living a lie, and coulden't go on like this. He could remember himself before now.

"I am the boss!"

"I am a the best knight EVAH!"

"Oslo is stupid! He didn't know talent!"

Soon however, he was ridiculed, and shown the truth. He was naive, and thought he was overpowered. BULL! Why was he going into a place for RESPECTED knights!?

He had before, dropped his aresnal down, into the clockworks, except his proto set. He removed his helmet and placed the gun under his chin. Tears steamed out of his eyes and he uttered two words, before the gun went off....

"Not overpowered."

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This was parodying the overpowered character. Not him. I am not that evil. But the character is a figment of his imagination.

Also, this was on half-assed.

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 13:09

#13

Iskender

That was... actually pretty

That was... actually pretty good, given the conditions.

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 13:35

#14

Artistbma

I will gladly not post on his stuff. :3

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 17:02

#15

Mindspark

Woah... I'm blown away by

Woah... I'm blown away by your writing Atrum.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 02:34

#16

Varsian

wow

tht was pretty dark dude....lol

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 04:16

#17

Artistbma

:| I made a whole thread

:| I made a whole thread about annoying moments on the forums. To me, its about Pow.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 08:30

#18

Pow-The-Commando

Cloud: Pow never does that,

Cloud: Pow never does that, Atrum. YOU ARE GOING TO PAY VERY HIGH AMOUNTS FOR YOUR LIES!
*CENSORED*
Cloud: Ah, Atrum's gone.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 09:14

#19

Softhead

may be a hypocrite, but revenge

Read! http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/46937

also, Pow commited suicide! May post a sequel!!

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 08:13

#20

Pow-The-Commando

ARROGANT LIAR

Your bit never happened. Pow never does. When he's in a situation like that, he simply flies back to his homeworld, aboard his ship, The Swift Hawk.

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 08:57

#21

Mindspark

But seriously Pow. Why are

But seriously Pow. Why are you reserving paragraphs?

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:53

#22

Pow-The-Commando

BECAUSE ITS ONE BIG

BECAUSE ITS ONE BIG CHAPTER
P.S: Pow is not a generic knight.
Reserved for paragraphs 7-10

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 11:17

#23

Mindspark

So... if it's chapters, is it

So... if it's chapters, is it multiple chapters? Why not just reserve one big chapter?

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 11:30

#24

Pow-The-Commando

But, it'll take a he11 lot of

But, it'll take a he11 lot of time to do it just like that. That's why I divide it into paragraphs.

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 11:39

#25

Mindspark

So... this is a short story?

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 11:42

#26

Pow-The-Commando

No, it's longer than your

No, it's longer than your average fanfiction. I will need something like five hundred paragraphs to do this?
Reserved for paragraphs 11-15

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 18:27

#27

Artistbma

reserve..reserve..reserve....

I'm still wondering where the first paragraph is on that post....

and the second....

and the third....

and the fourth..........

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 18:28

#28

Artistbma

Then again, is there a

Then again, is there a prologue in this one? nope.

That means this thread has 28 posts without any story....

Amazing.

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 19:33

#29

Mindspark

I would like to point out the

I would like to point out the average fanfiction is several chapters. The average fanfiction also has sizeable chapters, so that is more than 500 paragraphs.

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 00:33

#30

Pow-The-Commando

REPLIES

@Ambtsitra But, to me prologues are chapters.
@Krapsdnim These will be large paragraphs.
@All Gosh, I need all the knight apps filled in for the first paragraph.

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 07:51

#31

Demonicsothe

Make your own. Or start

Make your own. Or start writing the story you have in mind, putting KnightA and KnightB as fillers for players.

After all, you said you have the ideas and plot already, right?

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 09:06

#32

Mindspark

From your description, it

From your description, it sounds like WE are the knights. You know our personalities. Start cracking.

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 10:32

#33

Pow-The-Commando

NOT YOUR GEAR! OR COSTUMES!

NOT YOUR GEAR! OR COSTUMES! ITS IMPORTANT!

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 10:49

#34

Demonicsothe

Make. It. Up. Hang out in

Make. It. Up. Hang out in haven, inspect players.

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 10:53

#35

Pow-The-Commando

Uhhhhh, but not everyone has

Uhhhhh, but not everyone has full inspect. I STILL NEED TO KNOW THE WEPS AND TRINKETS! AND REAL ARMOUR!

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 10:54

#36

Demonicsothe

So inspect more players. Look

So inspect more players. Look on the wiki. Change haven. Inspect players. Ask players. Inspect players.

Inspect. Players.

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 14:23

#37

Psychodestroyer

.............

Yet another pointless thread...

None of your fanfic threads even DO anything. You just ask for characters and SOMETIMES write a story fragment, which by itself holds no value whatsoever.

You don't even bother to TRY make some of your own characters, you expect people to make your characters for you.

I don't see how a story can come out of ANY of your threads.

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 14:40

#38

Korakc

@Psychodestroyer Welp I agree

@Psychodestroyer

Welp I agree because he swears he will make a story, but he hasn't added a single thing onto his fanfics. I think he is just trolling -_-

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 17:42

#39

Ravenevan

Ohh man!

I can't wait for it! Pow makes the best fanfic in all of cradle! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!

Fri, 04/06/2012 - 18:20

#40

The-Ark

@Ravenevan

YOU, sir, are almost as much of the problem as Pow is.

Unless your trolling, in which case that is not helping either. It's likely making it worse.

Sat, 04/07/2012 - 20:07

#41

Ravenevan

@Gingermace

Sue me for liking the guy. He is a professional troll, and the fact that he is basically trolling all of you makes him that much more awesome! He is also Bloody hilarious.

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 09:19

#42

Pow-The-Commando

I say

STOP IT GINGER
OR NOTCH
THE YOGSCAST
AND HEROBRINE
WILL GET YOU
AND MAKE YOU
INTO THREE
PORKCHOPS HA

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 09:58

#43

Iskender

>Sue me for liking the guy.

>Sue me for liking the guy. He is a professional troll, and the fact that he is basically trolling all of you makes him that much more awesome! He is also Bloody hilarious.

The only thing that makes him a "professional" troll is that he hasn't spelled out yet that he IS a troll.

Other than that, I just find him dumb. Now Hideo Kojima, THAT is a professional troll.

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:05

#44

Softhead

The guy from Kojima(creators of MG?)

How?

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:17

#45

Iskender

So you know he does Metal

So you know he does Metal Gear Solid, but you don't know why he's a professional troll?

Let's go for the easiest example: He made everyone believe that the main playable character in MGS2 was going to be Snake, to the point where they showed gameplay footage with him, only for it to end up as Raiden.

Also, Psycho Mantis, Fission Mailed, 'did you rike it', the list goes on.

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:36

#46

Pow-The-Commando

I R NOT POW!

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 15:36

#47

Isekuube

Yeah... you are...

You just changed your name and avatar... How stupid do you think we are?

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 16:13

#48

Artistbma

Pow, last time i checked,

Pow, last time i checked, this thread was made by Pow. Hmmm..and now it says little cloud... I wonder... HEY MAYBE ITS POW IN HIS OTHER CHARACTER FORM! Wow...i figured that out! This is awesome! Now little cloud dude's reputation will be DESTROYED too! This is so cool!

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 17:13

#49

Korakc

So, Pow has defied another GM

So, Pow has defied another GM law and changed to his alter ego. What next?

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 17:40

#50

Altos

What Dark Ritual?

Dont you wish you had Hyperion on your hot-line to deal with Pow-related problems?
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