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Wed, 04/25/2012 - 16:11
Njthug's picture
Njthug

PETA has come back to Three Rings

PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals)

PETA has been hunting down Three Rings for ages boys, girls and my fellow spiral knights. This injustice towards animals in this game has to be put to a stop.

Infringements by Three Rings:

1. Baby love puppies, mewkats, and chromas are going into lockdown matches and blast network matches. Who in the right mind who put a baby in such horrible places these babies need a daycare system.

2. Hypocrites - Now, we have a certain guy in the town square tells us not to step on snipes, but this guy has SNIPE SHOES...Wtf? Snipes as shoes is, horrible.

3. Black and Brown Snipe Segregation --- If you noticed Three Rings will not allow these snipes to go on the grounds of town square? Why, are they separating these snipes they want to roam free in the grass and fly around in the flowers as well, but instead they make them get shocked on antennas

4. Snipes in a cake --- Three Rings made snipe cake it was horrible. Why would you cook a snipe in a cupcake or cake don't you have any care for animals??

5. We cause animals (or what you evil people consider monsters) to be vicious --- These poor animals (wolvers, Chromas, Mewkats, etc.) were just chilling around all relaxed, and we created weapons and are attacking them. Guys these are nice creatures they are so friendly, but all of you had to invade their planet and attack them have you no shame??

6. Love Puppies ---- How can these puppies be orphans Three Rings? They are love puppies all they do is love each other, why did you break up love puppy animals have you no heart Boswick???

7. Snipe Hat --- Three Rings really you created a hat by killing a poor snipe, or super glueing it to a black stranger hat....Have you now shame Ian I know you hate that we aren't crying, but what about the poor snipes.

8. Killing Monsters just to build more weapons --- Why??? We are killing monsters just to create better weapons to kill them with...Guys these poor animals did nothing to us, and don't you think its somewhat barbaric to kill a wolver with its own sharp fangs, bushy tails, and bones?

9. Forcing our adopted animals to watch us kill their parents --- What is wrong with all you guys at Three Rings Nick, honestly man I had some respect for you, but this is just cold. You are letting a poor mewkat see us slaughter his or her parents right in front of them. Think of the psychological damage this poor mewkat, chroma, or love puppy will go through. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!

10. Letting us kill endanger animals (monsters) --- What is wrong with you guys, you need to protect these special and endanger animals. We don't want another Dodo bird issue, or a kiwi bird issue. Three Rings should be putting all these endanger animals in a safe national park the rock jellies, impostocubes, Tortodones, Love Puppies, and soul jellies must be protected from you MONSTERS.

Guys, these are just some of the things three rings does wrong. PETA is coming for Three Rings these animals are poor defenseless creatures who we hunt down, and kill for a possible power source to leave this planet. We don't know even if this power source is useful, and we could of easily gone into the core without killing any of these defenseless animals. We are robotic-knights we so have jet-packs and jet-boots.

When all of us call these animals monsters its a lie. The only monsters on this planet is us. We are all monsters attacking these poor creatures, making food out of them, making shoes, and such as well.

If you want to stand up against Three Rings, my fellow knights please support this thread, and remove animal cruelty from this game. PETA has told me we just need 100 signatures before the big guns come in and take care of Nick and the rest of Three Rings. (Well they can't touch Eury since she is all mine).
*this is a joke*

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Wed, 04/25/2012 - 16:13
#1
Trying's picture
Trying

Accessories are taken off in PvP

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 16:15
#2
Mossheart
This is a really long winded

This is a really long winded and stale joke.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 16:21
#3
Trying's picture
Trying

^You must be new here

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 16:25
#4
Becs's picture
Becs
+1

Becs

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 16:27
#5
Kupoo's picture
Kupoo
+Support

I'll help raise funds for your cause by holding a Snipe Cake bake sale.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 16:57
#6
Katmint's picture
Katmint
@Trying

Accessories stay on in PVP, unless they just changed it very recently, I haven't played much LD lately because it's been disconnecting me on the load screen.

But yeah, my cool plume shows up on my skolver cap in LD and I see plenty of others with accessories.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 17:03
#7
Korakc's picture
Korakc
1+

SUPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTER!!!! THAT IS ME!!!1!!!!1!!!111!!1!!!

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 17:24
#8
Myllakka's picture
Myllakka
---

I dunno about PETA, but I'm very happy that OOO has made these emergency food supply packs available to us. I'll never go hungry in the Clockworks again! It used to be that I'd have to go run to the Town Square to a bite or two of fried Snipes, but now I can carry delicious lizard chips with me. Nom nom nom.

Last exam tomorrow and I'm squandering my time away on SK forums. I haz priorities! \o/

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 17:37
#9
Sypsy's picture
Sypsy
@ Myllakka Lizard chips.

@ Myllakka

Lizard chips. Brilliant!!

I wonder if it goes well with deep fried mewkat... provided I can perfect the recipe....

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 17:45
#10
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!

In my opinion it looks like I put a bag on my crotch and my whatsit is whatever monster sticking out. But that's just me, isn't it?

lmao

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 17:52
#11
Metanat's picture
Metanat
i sign the petition

i sign the petition

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 19:21
#12
Midnight-Violet's picture
Midnight-Violet
*hugs her pack leader*

Okay, petition signed.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 19:27
#13
Trying's picture
Trying

Ah right it only unequips in BN and not LD

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 20:21
#14
Xairathan's picture
Xairathan
AAH!

The travesty~!

x__Xairathan______

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 21:40
#15
Procorus's picture
Procorus
+1

Procorus

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:10
#16
Njthug's picture
Njthug
I will be updating the list

I will be updating the list shortly thank you for all your support =)

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:11
#17
Thimol's picture
Thimol
-----

Putting one hundred spaces for people to sign right off the bat seems a bit presumptuous.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:25
#18
Guarder's picture
Guarder
+1

Guarder

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:36
#19
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

legendary seal of approval, FALCONE PAWNCH! 1+

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 23:34
#20
Jade-Rabbit's picture
Jade-Rabbit
+Bunnies

Jade-Rabbit

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 00:20
#21
Gwenyvier's picture
Gwenyvier
I am all for PETA... People

I am all for PETA... People Eating Tasty Animals.

~Newg

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 01:08
#22
Heavy-Duty's picture
Heavy-Duty
...

+1 Gwen!

"Aww look at the cute little baby chicks!!!!!!!!! DAAAAAAWWW" (While eating KFC)

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 02:10
#23
Halifix
Dammit Jade Can I have slot

Dammit Jade

Can I have slot 63?

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 05:51
#24
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!

Signed

I'd like slot 25.

It's funnier than 24.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 08:35
#25
Becs's picture
Becs
If we are requesting numbers...

Could you put me as 3, it's the loneliest number?

You <3 saphy more. Evidence to support my request: http://tinyurl.com/6vd3v7b

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 09:04
#26
Trollin-You
+1 Could I be #96? :P

+1
Could I be #96? :P

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:32
#27
Saphykun's picture
Saphykun
Technically, #9 isn't really

Technically, #9 isn't really correct because these babies don't have mommies or daddies so you aren't pulling off a KONY 2012 here >O

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:50
#28
Pookycakes's picture
Pookycakes
Don't believe everything Nj

Don't believe everything Nj says.

The author of that thread did something horrible a few months ago.

He, Njthug, toasted a poor and innocent FSC Sprite on a fire trap before beating it to death. With a Shivermist. While making Sketti watch.

She cried and had therapy because of that.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:05
#29
Becs's picture
Becs
Dogrock is the biggest offender in EOS...

He impaled a snipe on a hat for goodness sake.... oh the snipemanity... think of the children...

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/29120

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 17:26
#30
The-Ark's picture
The-Ark
I support,if I get spot 42 or

I support,if I get spot 42 or 99.

Sat, 04/28/2012 - 13:32
#31
Njthug's picture
Njthug
Guys we need more supporters

Guys we need more supporters =0

Sat, 04/28/2012 - 15:03
#32
Jmsa's picture
Jmsa
+1

I will support!!!!!111!!!!111 :O

Sat, 04/28/2012 - 17:00
#33
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
No subject line spam here, move along

dude where am I gimme spot 25 now or I splash SOPA colored paint on you.

Sun, 04/29/2012 - 00:53
#34
Moonsoon's picture
Moonsoon
+1

I couldn't believe it when it was the shoes
now this cake, these hats...
I supported it before, i still stand by.

At least we're helping cradle out by spreading snipe poop about with ice cream paint jobs

Sun, 04/29/2012 - 01:52
#35
Newominus's picture
Newominus
Nuttin to C here forks.

Actually, we didn't invade cradle, we're trying to get off it by finding another power source. We crashed here because a kleptolisk had to steal our power supply pickup. Thing is, the darn thing probably hid inside the core.

Sun, 04/29/2012 - 03:06
#36
Velika's picture
Velika
:O

I quite like slicing up furries, lizards, wolves, etc...

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 04:19
#37
Ziroth's picture
Ziroth
+1

Signed.
Epic. Just epic.

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 05:49
#38
Tarnrazar's picture
Tarnrazar
+1

THOSE POOR GREMLINS!

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 14:11
#39
Azkaellion's picture
Azkaellion
+1

+1
if I get spot 64

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