Since adopting a Mewkat pocket monster I have noted the following:
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1) It is not an effective hostage in lockdown. No one even blinks to cut me down even though I am hiding behind a cute mewkat
2) It does not absorb any hits for me. In the very least, it should be taking a few hits before I feel it. How ineffective. I demand more HP
2b) This mewkat should be able to absorb SOME shadow damage. Unfortunately, a gran faust swing does the same amount of damage to me than when I was without this tiny hostage. This is unfair. I paid good money for this monster.
3) I have been mocked by my guild as to how my monster pocket is more like a hot pocket, pizza pocket or lean pocket. I find this offensive, the hot/pizza/lean pockets have CONSIDERABLY more calories than my mewkat monster pocket, which is 100% tasty ghost. In the very least, it should be called an extra-lean pocket.
4) I find that my mewkat, while a delicious and appetizing snack to be had before doing a prestige run, it is not filling enough to keep me going before a FSC run. I recommend to others to get at least the baby chroma to be more filling. Then you can run with me and I can snack on your baby chroma during the run when I get hungry.
5) Deep fried mewkat pocket is not as tasty as one would imagine. Ideally I was hoping for something light and flakey, but it seems like it absorbed the oil too much. What can I do to change this?
Lastly, does anyone know any good condiments that go well with my mewkat pocket? I have tried snipe icing, but the sweetness just doesn't go well.
What are your findings or observations about your pocket monster?
Love puppies are wonderful with melted chocolate. It's fairly easy to do, you just put a block of chocolate into the pouch, and provided you're doing a fire strata, just pull out the conviniently placed love puppy and take a bite out of that candilicious goodness.