Monster Pocket - Delicious uses, recommendations and suggestions
Mié, 04/25/2012 - 17:11
Since adopting a Mewkat pocket monster I have noted the following:
For those who disagree with my findings, you can sign the petition found here.
1) It is not an effective hostage in lockdown. No one even blinks to cut me down even though I am hiding behind a cute mewkat
2) It does not absorb any hits for me. In the very least, it should be taking a few hits before I feel it. How ineffective. I demand more HP
2b) This mewkat should be able to absorb SOME shadow damage. Unfortunately, a gran faust swing does the same amount of damage to me than when I was without this tiny hostage. This is unfair. I paid good money for this monster.
3) I have been mocked by my guild as to how my monster pocket is more like a hot pocket, pizza pocket or lean pocket. I find this offensive, the hot/pizza/lean pockets have CONSIDERABLY more calories than my mewkat monster pocket, which is 100% tasty ghost. In the very least, it should be called an extra-lean pocket.
4) I find that my mewkat, while a delicious and appetizing snack to be had before doing a prestige run, it is not filling enough to keep me going before a FSC run. I recommend to others to get at least the baby chroma to be more filling. Then you can run with me and I can snack on your baby chroma during the run when I get hungry.
5) Deep fried mewkat pocket is not as tasty as one would imagine. Ideally I was hoping for something light and flakey, but it seems like it absorbed the oil too much. What can I do to change this?
Lastly, does anyone know any good condiments that go well with my mewkat pocket? I have tried snipe icing, but the sweetness just doesn't go well.
What are your findings or observations about your pocket monster?
Mié, 04/25/2012 - 18:23
#2
This mewkat should be able to
This mewkat should be able to absorb SOME shadow damage. Unfortunately, a gran faust swing does the same amount of damage to me than when I was without this tiny hostage. This is unfair. I paid good money for this monster.
It's not a trinket, it's a accessory. They can't be both. They can only be in one category, either accessory or trinket. \(^-^/)
Mié, 04/25/2012 - 18:48
#3
>mfw
^ doesn't get the joke
Mié, 04/25/2012 - 18:55
#4
Lol, Troll attempt successful
Lol, Troll attempt successful
Mié, 04/25/2012 - 19:01
#5
^ doesn't get the joke Who
^ doesn't get the joke
Who me? I don't get it, not funny. Therefore it isn't a joke :|
EDIT: And how am I getting trolled?
Mié, 04/25/2012 - 19:01
#6
>mfw
Just because you don't understand the humor doesn't mean it's not funny and/or a joke. That's a pretty ego-centric view on the world.
Mié, 04/25/2012 - 19:11
#7
+1
I agree with you Sypsy. This is a rather modest proposal.
Mié, 04/25/2012 - 19:13
#8
; ~ ;
"This mewkat should be able to absorb SOME shadow damage. Unfortunately, a gran faust swing does the same amount of damage to me than when I was without this tiny hostage."
And that is why I put my tiny mewkat on a *1 armor than one of my 5* armors. People in LD exterminate it without hesitation.
Mié, 04/25/2012 - 19:33
#9
IbubbleThey are all jokes.
Ibubble
They are all jokes. If you think I'm being serious, I'm sorry. If I was making a suggestion, this would be in the suggestion forums. Please go flaunt your knowledge of SK mechanics somewhere else. I suggest the arsenal forums.
Also, if you thought I was being serious, wouldn't you be more interested in learning how I can get snipe icing for my tasty mewkat snack????? Hmmmm???? =)))
I mean, it was pretty difficult to get from the strangers. I have a limited supply. Essentially I needed to steal it when the cake strangers were not loooking, *trails off while chatting endlessly*
I need more ideas on how to prepare my mewkat monster pocket snack!!!
Jue, 04/26/2012 - 11:38
#10
FALCON PUNCH!
Syp, you know i was only trolling you right? ¬.¬
Jue, 04/26/2012 - 14:30
#11
Snipe icing?
ew.
Jue, 04/26/2012 - 14:50
#12
Are you all
Are you all anal-retentive?
If you are too oblivious to see the satire in this you've really got to come out from beneath your rock sometime.
Jue, 04/26/2012 - 15:14
#13
@Sodaaddict
Yeah! I know! I thought it would work well, but it didn't. Not sure how you knew they wouldn't compliment each other well. I guess you had more foresight than me.
I know strangers like snipes on their cakes, but it didn't go well with my mewkat very well. SIGH....
What would you use as alternatives?! =)
Jue, 04/26/2012 - 19:56
#14
Oh I see.. I kinda get the
Oh I see.. I kinda get the joke now... ._.
Jue, 11/01/2012 - 05:19
#15
try some Vanaduke Hot
try some Vanaduke Hot Sauce!
(he needs something to do in his spare time)
P.S. they are coming up with a new dark and fiery flavor!
Jue, 11/01/2012 - 18:26
#16
:l
Dat necro
Syp, if you're still a common forum user, please graveyard this thread
Jue, 11/01/2012 - 20:17
#17
They still should give me
They still should give me Mewkat mewing in my monster pocket. :<
Jue, 11/01/2012 - 22:25
#18
pocket suggestions
suggestions for things to be in monster pocket i would like to see
1.pepperkat/bloogato/mini version of gremalkin (basically any other kat series monster)
2. jellycube
3. snipe
4. howlitzer
5. devilite (purple one/yesman)
6. mini snarbolax/ wolver series
but then i wish i had one because i missed event for it they need to bring it back.
Vie, 11/02/2012 - 02:25
#19
I'm waking up, I feel it in
I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my system blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Love puppies are wonderful with melted chocolate. It's fairly easy to do, you just put a block of chocolate into the pouch, and provided you're doing a fire strata, just pull out the conviniently placed love puppy and take a bite out of that candilicious goodness.