You can tell what the first one is, right?

Here is the original: A sword said to be created from the fang of the fire beast, Vog.
Here is the trans: Sword, VOG and should be made ​​from the tusks of animals against fire.

Sudaruska
Orig: A rugged weapon for the knight who is more than willing to trade style and panache for ridiculous amounts of blunt force trauma.
Trans: To change the style and dignity of his outrageous amount of blunt trauma is a powerful weapon for the greatest pleasure sir.

Leviathan Blade
Orig: A rare treasure of the Spiral Order, the blows from this mythical sword are said to rain down upon its victims like the water from a tidal wave.
Trans: A rare treasure of the order of the shell, the sword of legend, like water by the tsunami, was said to attack their victims rain.

BlackHawk
Orig: A shadow-aligned handgun of incredible power, it's said to contain the soul of a knight who was only two days from retirement.
Trans: It has been said about the shadow of weapons of incredible power line, which contains the soul of man was just two days after retirement.
Rofl.

Vitasuit Deluxe
Orig: Four out of five Spiral medics recommend this armor for everyday use. The fifth was crushed by a Tortodrone.
Trans: 4 It is recommended that this spiral reinforcement for daily use in five doctors. Fifth, was crushed by Tortodrone.

Prototype Rocket Hammer (Note: I used other languages for this one)
Orig: Designed by Warmaster Seerus himself, this nefarious gremlin weapon is equipped with a rocket engine that can launch the wielder forward with a powerful hammer smash. This particular model is a prototype version.
Trans: You can return to the owner of the giant hammer smash is equipped with weapons of their own nefarious Gremlins Seerus rocket was designed by Warmaster. Prototype version of this model.

A few sentences I just made up
Orig: After fighting till high noon, Bob finally through in the towel.
Trans: After struggling at noon, through the towel at the end of Bob.
I know, I failed by using through instead of threw. Don't sue me.

Orig: The trolls roll and spiny mad around the candlestick.
Trans: Roll Troll and chandeliers on the cob crazy.

O.o That doesn't look anything like what I put in. I wanna refund. XD

First, a meme.

Originally, "I heard you like Mudkips."
Translated, "I heard you Mudkips." Hi-larious.

Fanfic: The Petrode Chronicles. Full of these.

Originally, Nonna said: "You NEVER let anything you want ALIVE into the center of a Stagger Storm. Or ANY Haze Bomb."
Omega Translated? "You are living in the storm center of the switch, please do not let what you want. Pump or steam."

Originally, Petrode warned, "WARNING. HOSTILE ENTITIES DETECTED."
Omega Translated: "Warning. A detected an enemy unit." Not too far, but Petrode's much better at grammar than that. Give him some credit.

Originally, Nonna remarked, "Poor predictable Dust Zombies. Will they ever learn?"
Translated: "Predictably poor zombie dust. How will they learn?"

Originally, Petrode asked, "PERMISSION REQUEST: MAY I CURSE IN BINARY?"
Translated? "Authorize the application: How can I curse in binary?"

Here's a part involving Kora: "Kora flipped through yet another requisition. This one was from Depth 4, and it was asking for... an Acheron, two Sentenzas and a Glacius. Kora shook her head. What was with the rookies these days?! There was no possible way they'd need an Acheron on Depth 4- a toddler could fight those Lichens with so much as a Nightblade, and the average knight could take them with just a Proto Bomb-"
Translated: "Cola turned to other requirements. 1.2 ... Acheron, Sentenzas Glacius and heard this depth was 4. Cora shook her head from side to side. Why write for beginners these days? How there is no possibility, it is necessary for the baby on April 1, Acheron was not deep, lichens, in order to fight against the blade and the night as much as possible, the knights average is a protocol could lead to a pump" Very different.

And finally Vilkus talking a little about his friends: "I know. But there's always hope. Algrim is a bit of a coward, and Milyn was always a bit shy, but I don't think a crash like that would have killed them. Wegner was right in the center of the blast. He's a bit of a wimp, or at least he was, but he came out with only a sprained ankle. Algrim probably ran to the edge of the ship with his tail between his legs, so he's definitely fine. And Milyn, she knew the Pod Release codes, so she was probably in the crisis control room. That sector was very well armored."
Translated: "I know. However, it was always intended. Algrim is a bit shy, Milyn has always been shy, and I would have killed that accidents do not think so. Wegner was the center of the explosion right. This is a little loose, or at least he was, he went with only a sprain. Algrim, so I ran to the boat with his tail between his legs, perhaps I'm happy anyway. Milyn, because they knew that the code version of the car, and he was probably in the control room of the crisis. This area was very well armed."
However, it appears Vilkus's grammar classroom aboard the Skylark was not very well built. And he called Milyn "he"... isn't she a "she"?

But the weapons are even funnier than these. Dat Suda.

Don't take an arrow to the knee.

Arrow in the knee should not.

original text is in arabic translated into filipino then german ->latin and finally russian

original="أنت اغبى انسان في الدنيا"

translated="You in the world"

Hello Medical Space Bar, hope you don't mind me doing a translation of your name :3

Skolverstrike Translation: Haha, this is a translator is very bad at this sort of thing, I want more of this hilarious!

Quote by Gandalf from The Lord of the Rings:
Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or evil before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.

Quote by Gandalf after translations:
Sorry? It was a shame remained out of the hands of Bilbo. Deserve the death of many lives, and you are dead, some are worthy of life. Do you give it to them Frodo? Please not too eager to deal with death is not a judgment. But you will not be able to see the end of all very reasonable. In my mind, Gollum before it was over, told me that you have a good or bad part to play. The pity of Bilbo, you may want to control the destiny of many.

"Begone, wolves! Only my chosen foe may challenge me to battle... but first he must brave the TOWER OF TURRETS! Dare you face off against the deadliest immobile foe in the history of all Cradle?"

-> Japanese -> Swahili -> German -> Persian -> Yoruba -> English ->

"Leave, Greg! If you have to fight my enemies, my only choice ... but you can be the first to challenge the turret tower, you'll need it! Dare to attack the enemy from the worst in the history of childhood inactivity against both?"

...There's a reason I named that character Translation Trainwreck.

You are so damn cute
to
You are very concerned about cute!