"Are you insane?! That's NOT how you capture a Chroma Whelp!"
Vinno looked extremely sheepish as Nonna continued to rebuke him. He didn't get it. He'd deployed the Stagger Storm in just the right spot! The Chroma Whelp wouldn't have been able to escape its effect! Vinno spread his hands in dismay, the dazed-looking Chroma Whelp held by the scruff of the neck in his right hand. "I don't know what-"
"You NEVER let anything you want ALIVE into the center of a Stagger Storm. Or ANY Haze Bomb. That Damage Monitor says "Elemental: Nine Units" for a reason."
Vinno hit himself in the head with his free hand. Of course. How did he forget that? "Nonna, I don't have a chance-"
"Oh, yes you do. Now that I've reminded you about five times, you won't do that when we're trying to catch, say, a Mewkat, or a Micro-Scuttlebot. It's a good thing this was just a Chroma Whelp!" Nonna patted the little lizard on the head, and it looked at her strangely. "Beasts are resistant to Elemental damage... Oh, yes you are. Who's a good Elemental-resistant Chroma Whelp?"
"WARNING. HOSTiLE ENTITIES DETECTED."
Vinno whirled around at Petrode's warning. "We've got company!" And they did. A host of angry-looking Ironclaw Gremlins was staring the Emberlighter in the face.
Their leader stepped forward. "All right, you exiled rats! We caught you with that Chroma Whelp. Nowhere to run for you- YAAII! THAT ONE'S PACKING HEAT!"
Because Nonna already had a Sentenza pointed at his face, and Vinno was unceremoniously carrying the Chroma Whelp on his back while half-heartedly brandishing a Striker. Combined with the particularly large Retrode looming behind them, they made for a scary sight. The Darkfang Thwacker almost called them off, then looked behind him. "Get them! Aim for the gunner!"
Nonna fired once and rolled backward, then surveyed the enemy. Four Thwackers, two Menders, and two Scorchers. One of the Thwackers was a Darkfang- but Petrode already had him dangling over the edge of the Wolver Den's floor by his arm, his hammer falling to the ground in an almost comic fashion. The Thwacker shouted, "I give! I give! Don't drop me!" Petrode shrugged and threw him backwards into a tree with sufficient force to knock him out.
Vinno immediately rushed in and hit one of the other Thwackers with his Striker once, twice, thrice- BANG! The Thwacker was killed prematurely by a well-aimed Sentenza shot. Nonna was jumping to and fro like a ninja, popping off shots while avoiding the sea of fire the two Scorchers were blasting her way.
Petrode made an annoyed noise as a Thwacker's hammer hit him in the side. He punched the Thwacker in the face, then tapped the Electrolisk on his head, and looked straight at the two Menders. In only a few seconds, an electrified loogie hit one right in the face, and the other jumped out of the way... straight in front of Vinno. The two gremlins collided, and the Mender got the short end of it, having collided first with Vinno's Striker.
Petrode, satisfied, turned around to look at the remaining Gremlins. Well, Gremlin. All but one of the Scorchers had been dispatched by Nonna's Sentenza, and Vinno was getting off his feet with the veryrattled Chroma Whelp on his back. That last Scorcher turned around, saw the two Menders incapacitated, and dropped his wand. "Okay, okay. I have to hand it to you. You're really tough. Please don't kill me."
--TO BE CONTINUED--
The Emberlight Adoption Agency, once ridiculed for its "exorbitant prices" and the fact that "I've never heard of it", is no ordinary adoption agency. Specializing in finding lost infant monsters in the Clockworks, and removing them from the war zone it's become, the Agency is not for the faint of heart. Only the strongest of the Gremlin Exiles can survive the ravages of the Clockworks...
--THE PETRODE CHRONICLES--
(The Emberlight Adoption Agency has to go to great lengths, and often into war zones, to rescue each baby monster. The high prices of Monster Pockets reflect this. Also, please note that Bechamel works with the Agency regarding removed Monster Pocket accessories, so if you really want that Proto Crest instead, don't feel too bad. Even though you'd be wasting a lot of money.)
I'll make more later, of course.
Did you say, "Petrode"?
I'm looking forward to seeing more of this. You've demonstrated great command of the English language, and you happen to have used that command to write on a topic I have a stake in. What more could I ask for but more?