Treasure Vaulters! Assemble! Call JANEF! The OEFC will hold the line until they get here!

This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners!

No seriously, I take a break from a day of machina sniping and battle medic and exit camping pyro and this is what I get? Really now?
@Tear
100% sure as hell it's him. He even made an asinine little post on Milkman's story proclaiming about how he'd been released from banland or something. Whatever.

I knew peacetime couldn't last.

JANEF? Yes, it's me. Now listen, I want all of you to know that getting rid of Pow cannot be accomplished by these silly "nacho bombs" and that crap.
Get some fuzz on your peaches, toss away the nachos and bring out the verbal barbs. Let's see if you really mean it.
Cupcakes.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Good thing I'm going on vacation. I can hold off Pow for another week.

guys, he's just an alt, i'll bet Pow has been banned from forums already, xD

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/30933

Enjoy your stay.

Guys, should i go report to Eurydice or Hyperion? Or Cronos or some other awesome GM who is tired of Pow? He got banned once, he can be banned again. Just report him and well be fine.

Why does Pow come back while I'm away?!

Anyways...hello there Pow. I hope that you followed my advice and decided to be a nice, good-hearted, and polite forumite, because based on the posts above....I believe JANEF hasn't been assembled for awhile. I bet everyone would just love to help me cleanse the forums of your Spam. And then we shall eat it

Nom.

Yeah....something tells me that "pow" wont be here long. HEY EURY! POW IS BAN EVADING!

HEY EURY! POW IS BAN-UNDOING!

Pow, I'm not going to sugar-coat things here. The Treasure Vault has come to dislike you because of your actions against others. Things like your piece of so-called "art" do not make people like you. Things like failtrolling and spamming do make people dislike you. So either cut it out or leave.

Or get banned yet again...whichever comes first.

@Pow(i like to say, stupid): One final thing, "Little-Cloud": practically everyone here has more talent than you. Were all better comic-makers, authors, and/or artists than you. Your pictures suck compared to even mine! And i use my hands, not tech, to draw. So ha. And might i remind you that your fanfics never even start, or they have sucky beginnings. You only made about 3 half-chapters in all of your forumtime, so whatevs.

@everyone sane: guys, lets just ignore him. If he posts on our threads, we can ask the GMs to erase them. Lets just be quiet and continue with our lives, then this little wannabe troll will crawl back to his wannabe bridge. Ok, im ignoring it (yes, it) starting now.

So again, don't Get freaked.

"Best of luck Kai and Ise! Be polite and respectful and you're sure to win! CIVVIES, ON ME! TO THE POWWALLS!"

giving him attention. It looks like you've never met an attention seeker before. It's as simple as "close your eyes. count to ten. open your eyes. scroll down the page intill you find a proper comment from a sane 'civilian', read it, carry on. Then, when he gets angry, there are two paths (lol, my fanfic name xD):
he spams loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads, in till the GMs realize he won't stop,
or
He stops. Happens in the end. They get bored. I loved the reaction it got of my annoying class mates when no body would listen. *remembers back to it* SAdly, knowing pow a little, this probably won't work. Oh well.

Yes, i do know pow. He's just acting like a classmate of mine. He's acting like a baby. Would say girl, but thats worng cos a few of you are girls. Ah, well \-_-/ Really, all i'm doing is memorising what a GM said in his app thing and giving it a taste of my own. "Don't comment back, otherwise you're just bumping it back to the top, and you aren't being much better than him." Yeah, something like that. 10 posts by him only. You can't get much from that.

also, if you wanna say my spellin' is rubbish, go ahead. I have never cared -_-

Yay! Frosty, you're alive! :D

@ everybody don't read this, it'll bore you to death, cos whatever it is just bores me to death. so i gave it a message. I hope it has a big enough brain -______________-

@ R.o.Pow Happy? Haven't heard from him anywhere...but from what I know, probably not. He's probably just tired and bored. Pow, i have to say this to you, Go ahead and spam i fanfic. Far as i know, none of you really know me. If you wanna spam, spam my fanfic or the spam thread, but not other peoples. Other people spend there time trying to make a strong community and writing, make compitions, and having a laugh, but you? You disgust us all, by just spamming the stuff you here from a baby. "I'll use the force". Sorry to break it to you mate, but the force don't exist. We're is REAL LIFE. Not even tech 'as made sumin' like the force yet. All I want you to know, is your getting nothing but selfish happiness from ruining hard work. If you had a real fanfic, god would be shocked, and you worked hard on it to make a real story, you might realize the work people put in to it (and how annoying spamming is, because, heck, everybody would be spamming you). But no, all you can do is spam us. What have we done to make you waste your time spamming us? I don't think any body any where desevers this. And if we do? You've done more than enough. Get a life, do something productive. I don't know, get out of your house and go to the nearest park and use your time there, but don't, this isn't because i want you to stop, it's because i want you to have a proper life, don't spam us.
"Trolls aspire to violence, to the level of trouble they can cause in an environment. They want it to kick off. They want to promote antipathetic emotions of disgust and outrage, which morbidly gives them a sense of pleasure." Seriously, how can you get pleasure from annoyance? If you can tell me that, Wow. Just wow. So, as i said, you wanna spam? Come to my thread, here: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/49439. We'll all be happy when you spam my thread, and none other.

Tear.

P.S. nah, this ain't beggin'.

I was gone for ONE day. ONEEEE!

I miss POW?

...

Pow, don't even TRY. JANEF beat you last time, and it will be JANEF who will beat you again.

Over

and

over

and

over

and

over

again.

O_O

Ok, I'd rather get him banned first and he will never come out of his TINY, CRUEL, DARK little HOLE again!

FOR THE TREASURE VAULT!

AND FOR JANEF!

D:<

heyyy pow you do know that lightsabers dont exist right? and im sure a few arrows and a stone axe to the head could do you in.

GUYS! CALM. DOWN.

Apparently, this little pest here won't go away, so we'll definitely have to take this up a notch. But we have to do this in a civilized way! Isis, Kaiju, I know you love your nachos, but, please! (I can't emphasize that enough). Stop it with all the Pow walls and fighting each other and destroying Pow! THIS. Is what Pow lives to do! He loves it! He's an attention seeker, and he loves any kind of attention, which, apparently, you are GIVING him right now.

We'll have to make some rules to stop this menace, or else, the forums won't get any better than it was before.

1. DON'T POST ON HIS THREADS/COMMENT TO HIS POSTS

I definitely can't emphasize this enough. Everyone, just calm down, count to 10, go eat some cereal or whatever, and skip ahead whenever you see a comment or post made by Pow. Stop, think, act. STOP what you are doing, and asess the situation. THINK about what you will do about the problem. ACT and help keep AWAY the problem, rather then FUEL it. If you do this, his threads will sink into oblivion, and you guys can all go snipe-hunting or whatevs.

2. DO. NOT. TROLL. BACK.

By doing this, you're basically telling Pow that you enjoy his threads, that he is amusing to you, and he will continue to do so. If you troll back, 3 things will happen, if not more;

1. You will not be any better off without him, as you have commited a troll post, and you have fouled the forum with another one of those foul, stinking, disgusting troll posts that continue to plague us. YOU will be as bad as him, and nothing can change that.

2. Pow WILL continue to post, as he has a motivation to reply to your post caused by your rage. Take that motivation out of the equation, and he WILL stop.

3. Life will go on, and nothing will have changed. What's the problem? EXACTLY. NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

3. TAKE A DEEP BREATH, AND STEP AWAY. LET THE GM's DEAL WITH IT.

Guys, this will be the most important and hard-to-not-break rule. Withink those little, pink, blobs you guys have that you call a brain, you are prolly raging, and thinking up nasty little insults to counter his attacks. DON'T. Take my advice from previously; Stop. Think. Act. Stop what you are doing, think about the results, and ACT. Leave him alone, alert a GM to the problem if you have to, and go on with your life. Also, alert the community that you have asked the GMs to stop the problem, as they prolly won't want a bajillion of the same requests in their mail.

Pow, these rules concern you. Despite what I said about not being able to change what you have already posted, I have faith that YOU can still change. Stop another one of those posts if you are writing one. Think about how everyone will react to it. Act. Be a better citizen, and stop this madness. Only you can.