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Here are my predictions of what they are about to post next:
- "I was a Marine for X years"
- "I work for [insert country/government here]"
- "I am secretly a billionaire from [insert occupation here]"
- "I live in the hood and I get all the ladies I want"
- "I am a mercenary and I killed X amount of people"
- "I wet my little baby diaper whine cry tantrum"
"you acting like a smart-ass with your 'Legit Comments And Combacks' "
"How dare you be intelligent and mature. Everyone should sit in their filled diapers and roll around on the floor crying and screaming."
Yeah, yeah
When I start the map, I get my Infantry cheap as crap
I save all this G, to make myself an extra Artillery
This is how they roll, those Recon trucks are outta control
Ever since AW:BHR,
My army's always first to charge!
Girl look at that discount,
One fit for a viscount,
Girl look at that discount,
Hey GET OUT!
Though my troops are weaker,
I make 'em that much quicker,
Hey is that a Fighter?
SHOOT IT DOWN!
I look out on the horizon and what do I see?
All the Black Hole air units goin' in the sea
I got ten A-Airs on their tail and I'm not afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it...
I'm Colin and I know it.
I'm Colin and I know it.
Yeah,
For the extra tank, I got a CO power that boosts my bank
x 1.5 money, so I'm crankin' out a whole lotta G
Watch my Md Tanks roll, I got 'em cheap at some weapon store
So I'm kinda green, but Grit said "Y'know,
you're a Grade-A top-of-the-line CO"
Hey look at that discount,
Take that into account,
It's a deployment discount,
Hey GET OUT!
So my troops may be weaker,
It's 'cause I make 'em quicker,
Still didn't get that Fighter?
SHOOT IT DOWN!
I look out on the horizon and what do I see,
Black Hole Bomber Planes headed straight for my APC
But see, I made three Fighters this turn and I'm not afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it,
I'm Colin and I know it
I'm Colin and I know it
I'm Colin and I know it
Check it out
Check it out
I just beat twenty somethin' War Room maps, yeah,
One had Flak, Lash, and Adder on a team, yeah,
Heck, I even fought against Sturm and won, yeah,
People say I'm OP'd and ban me from games, yeah yeah,
I'm overpowered, man
Just too overpowered, man
Yeah
I'm Colin and I know it
Ah,
Did I mention that discount,
One monster bank account,
That's really quite a discount,
Hey, get out!
Look, I took a Com Tower,
Just got your last Fighter
S rank, 100 in Power,
Right now!
Yeah I'm Colin and I know it!
(Related to the thread? No. But come on, it's probably the only parody based on Advance Wars IN EXISTENCE.)
Well im glad you've read enough. Hope you have fun failing teh MAP Test on reading. Well if you do come back, heres one thing this and not a fake 50yr reference meant "I Have A Girlfriend In Real Life And Not A Fake 50Yr" And you know what, Im not gonna explain it to you. Figure it out yourself. Oh, but heres one thing. Why would some 50Yr be on the interwebs dealing with most of you guys.
Derp
Skype:TehEpacSkype
Nickname:ooshadezoo
This post is hilarious.. Anyway,
If someone is ODing and you don't like it, just leave the room.
Simple as that.
Oh, and Shadow, congratz on not using a capital letter for every word.
Looks like no one noticed that this thread is greaveyarded... -.-"
I dont really care if its graveyarded if it is, why u still reading it? And One More Thing Im Not Done Using Every Capital Letter for Every Word! >:D
Who would want to hook up with THAT guy?
So instead of accepting you're wrong you just keep acting immaturely and perpetuate dead topics.
Go home, everyone, he's a lost cause.
No, she's not imaginary. Shes real, none like you Atrumvindex I act way differently on the internet than real-life deal with it.
Derp. And I am home, alive, and fine.
You act like a dick on the internet.
Lol.
Don't blame the internet because you act like a dick because of annomosity.
If Atrumvindex is imaginary, what are you than Shadoow? and plus, how can you act very differently on the internet... all of us act nearly the same as we do in real life (excluding you, i guess.)
ALSO, keep up the great work keeping my entertained :D
This thread has been graveyard'd, so why still mumbling around and wake the dead?
It's not a great habit there. Shush now, all of ye.
He's going to try have the last laugh.
Message= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qZLTYb7mvA , then:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao5FxHMaKYw
That's what I got from reading it.
It was so stupid that it made awesome music.
Thank You Atrumvindex for showing me that song that was cool but had nothing to do with why people online date.
I always wuved that game!
Derailing.
I WAS DERAILING.
And proud of that game.
*BLESSSSS* YE *BLESSS* YE TOHRU STOP THIS MADNESS ALREADY
Ye're fighting ghosts vs ghosts. Stop dat, it's a never ending battle.
Hello knights i'm back to this forum. Just to clear everything out, i'm not a 50 year old, and yes little wonderful kids would give out their information @Benightz. I do have a girlfriend in real life, and I dont like online daters. If they're roleplaying.... I dont give a muffin, but if they're really online dating it pisses me of and makes the game wonderful. Ever heard of the game called Roblox? It was the best game ever until online daters came along and ruined the darling game. I dont give out my information or online date because I DONT KNOW THAT enjoyable PERSON. That concludes what this forums about...
THE glorious END
Edit: Please follow the community standards when posting on the forums - Coriolis
Lol
'tarded hater gonna hate.
'Scuze me while I report you for breaking rules.
OP is funny
OP should pursue a career as a stand-up comedian
