Granted you destroy him by holding a bomb next to his left ear. Then you realize you're holding a live bomb. It explodes.
I wish I had one of them Swedish alpine horns.
Corrupt-A-Wish Part 4
Sun, 01/27/2013 - 11:31
#302
Ant-loaf
Sun, 01/27/2013 - 14:38
#303
Granted with glee. A
Granted with glee. A steinbock rams his horn into your abdomen.
I wish I had a cinnamon bun right now.
Sun, 01/27/2013 - 15:03
#304
Granted, but cinnamon is
Granted, but cinnamon is poisonous to Gremlins
I wish I had a Hamburger with nothing in it
Sun, 01/27/2013 - 15:10
#305
You're starving to death and you need 500 calories in the next 4 seconds to survive. Bread rolls contain 499 calories.
I wish I had friends.
Sun, 01/27/2013 - 15:40
#306
Ant-loaf
Granted. This is what your friends are like. o_o
I wish I was at the X-games.
Sun, 01/27/2013 - 16:59
#307
Granted, and David Wise was
Granted, and David Wise was glad you were there too. He broke his skies during practice so he cut your legs off and used them to win the superpipe.
I wished snipes were real.
Mon, 01/28/2013 - 01:04
#308
Dat Salad Fingers video.. /shiver
Snipes become real, but their helicopter flying method causes their wings to become tangled up and distorted.
I wish I was never born (how do you corrupt that?)
Mon, 01/28/2013 - 01:44
#309
Trolling you as always
Granted, you're still on your mother stomach.
I wish to destroy all types of papayas including Xxpapaya
Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:11
#310
Denied!
I wish fleet would
Denied!
I wish fleet would stop trolling
Mon, 01/28/2013 - 18:52
#311
Granted. Fleet got very
Granted. Fleet got very active, freely post the most interesting posts ever, taking over the forum.
I wish time would stand still for a while.
Mon, 01/28/2013 - 19:04
#312
Granted. Time stands still,
Granted. Time stands still, but you are immobilized and still age. You exit the time loop after spending fifty years frozen in a single position, never eating, drinking, or moving at all. You exit the time loop an old person.
I wish for less idiots in the suggestions forums.
Mon, 01/28/2013 - 19:37
#313
Granted, the idiots are now
Granted, the idiots are now in Gremlin Chatter
I wish I would never age or die
Tue, 01/29/2013 - 01:27
#314
Granted, you're trapped under
Granted, you're trapped under a rock for the rest of your live.
I wish to corrupt all wish.
Tue, 01/29/2013 - 06:45
#315
Granted and in doing so you
Granted and in doing so you make Doom-Xx spit coffee on his keyboards.
I wish people had tails.
Tue, 01/29/2013 - 07:52
#316
Granted, their tails decided
Granted, their tails decided to conquer your face.
I wish the post below corrupts my wish.
Tue, 01/29/2013 - 15:27
#317
Granted, the wish is
Granted, the wish is corrupted for -9 seconds causing a paradox that kills u
I wish I bought a completely normal Brandish at the AH
Tue, 01/29/2013 - 17:42
#318
Granted, you buy it for 1mil
Granted, you buy it for 1mil cr.
I wish for Crack the Sky in The Binding of Isaac to actually hit things.
Tue, 01/29/2013 - 19:59
#319
Granted, you can kill
Granted, you can kill yourself
I wish my IPad is faster
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 01:21
#320
Granted, but your Ipad
Granted, but your Ipad explodes.
I wish to buy 100 ce with only 1 crown.
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 06:46
#321
Granted, you also got banned
Granted, you also got banned for scamming.
I wish I could go para sailing today.
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 06:59
#322
Granted, you're shooten by an
Granted, you're shooten by an unknown sniper. The whole world becomes panic because of this incident, arm sellers becomes bankrupt because of this incident, the whole world economy is failing everywhere. USA decides to blame it to England, then world war 3 happens and humans become extinct.
I wish you didn't make that wish.
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 07:20
#323
But I did and England blamed
But I did and England blamed France. The French Prime Minister blamed Canada. Canada closed the US border and Niagara Falls. The Mexicans trying to make their way north blamed the black drug gangs. The drug gangs quickly make homemade weapons which sell world wide and give the gangs all the world's wealth and political power. The US' next president is named "Choke". The Prime minister of France is "Shady". The Queen of England, "Spreads".
I wish I could rewrite history.
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 07:31
#324
Granted, you're forget to
Granted, you're forget to include your parents in history while you rewritten them so you don't exist anymore.
I wish you don't forget to include your parents in history.
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 08:33
#325
~sighs~
~giggles~
Oh, I
~sighs~
~giggles~
Oh, I remembered them all right. :P
Let's see...
Dad gave me that $100 I asked for. Mom let me ~coughssleepoveratSuzie'scough~ that night we had Coldplay tickets.
I wish I had a pony.
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 09:00
#326
Granted, your pony eat your
Granted, your pony eat your brains.
I wish Iamnoone would stop ruining the forums.
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 19:34
#327
Ant-loaf
Too bad.
I wish Trojans' mouths weren't stuck shut.
Thu, 01/31/2013 - 03:16
#328
Granted, the Trojans convince
Granted, the Trojans convince themselves to mind control knights. Now the gremlins and knights becomes their slaves. AND recently the humans conquer Isora and a human shouts "Hahahahaahahaha, knights are N00bs and we conquer Isora with our 1337 skillz. Life for the humans and dead to the knights!".
I wish to divide 1 by zero.
Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:53
#329
Mojo-beef
Granted. The calculator you used gets angry at you at mauls your face with its buttons.
I wish I had a mini trojan for a pet.
Thu, 01/31/2013 - 15:46
#330
Granted, the trojan at first follows your commands and acts like an OP battle sprite, but eventually it rebels against you and kills you in your sleep.
I wish I could barf rainbows as a charge attack for the Cautery Sword.
Fri, 02/01/2013 - 01:42
#331
Granted, but the rainbows
Granted, but the rainbows kills you.
I wish Klipik is not as annoying as Na'vi.
Fri, 02/01/2013 - 08:52
#332
Granted, is more annoying.
I
Granted, is more annoying.
I wish a girl scout, selling cookies, would knock on the door.
Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:21
#333
Granted, but what if the
Granted, but what if the cookie is poisonous?
I wish to turn this thread into youtube comments.
Fri, 02/01/2013 - 17:00
#334
o_o
Granted. But they sound like this.
Iam: Rububububub thunddddderruububbub
Unstable: rainbow vomit, for real
I wish That never happened.
Fri, 02/01/2013 - 17:40
#335
Granted the last 2 posted
Granted the last 2 posted disappeared.
I wish a girl scout, selling cookies, would knock on the door.
Sat, 02/02/2013 - 06:38
#336
Granted, but the scout girl
Granted, but the scout girl take you as a hostage.
I wish turn this forum into 4chan.
Sat, 02/02/2013 - 10:35
#337
Everyone leaves because they hate 4chan.
I wish you would tell me why you think I'm annoying.
Sat, 02/02/2013 - 12:07
#338
Ant-loaf
As Fleet's about to speak he gets blown away by the girl scout.
The girl scout bakes Fleet's body into her cookies.
Sat, 02/02/2013 - 18:33
#339
:(
I wish you made a wish.
Sat, 02/02/2013 - 19:23
#340
Granted
Granted, but the wish is for Iamnoone to die.
I wish all Grimalkins could turn into harmless Mewkats.
Sat, 02/02/2013 - 20:38
#341
Faint Triumph
Granted, but the left-over mass from each trasformation turns into greavers.
I wish that I was omniscient with full control over all the knowledge I possess, and all the other faculties I possess now, otherwise unchanged.
Sat, 02/02/2013 - 21:02
#342
Granted, your mind
Granted, your mind exploded.
I wish everyone grammar is not worser everyday.
Sat, 02/02/2013 - 21:12
#343
Granted
Granted, but everyone having better grammar drives you to insanity. You now live in a cave, tired of all the Grammar Nazis.
I wish everyone in Spiral Knights had a Black Kat Cowl. Oh, except for Doom-Xx for keeping you hostage in the I stole the cookie thread.
Sun, 02/03/2013 - 02:06
#344
Granted, everyone is taking
Granted, everyone is taking Doom-Xx as a hostage.
I wish Vinnydime write his unwritten rules in The Fangs.
Sun, 02/03/2013 - 12:30
#345
Whoops, thought I was in the "before and after" game last post!
Granted. Sike!
I wish I could find a Dark Rituals book...
Sun, 02/03/2013 - 12:40
#346
Granted, Nick deletes the
Granted, Nick deletes the game.
I wish you post on my thread.
Sun, 02/03/2013 - 12:48
#347
Alright...
I wish Nick made the Dark Rituals book a little easier to obtain.
Sun, 02/03/2013 - 12:59
#348
Granted, you're thrown to a
Granted, you're thrown to a jail for 50000000000 years.
I wish i take Nick as a hostage.
Mon, 02/04/2013 - 04:26
#349
Granted, no one noticed we
Granted, no one noticed we didn't get an update on Wednesday. By Thursday he had eaten so much, you tried paying us a ransom to take him back.
I wish Nick would give us water balloons to through at people in non-fight areas of sk like haven and guild halls.
Mon, 02/04/2013 - 04:41
#350
Granted, but everyone raged
Granted, but everyone raged quitted.
I wish everyone is banned
Denied!
I wish my corruption of Fleet's wish was x2