I never get any good UVs whenever I go to punch. There goes my money.
DAMN YOU PUNCH
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 08:22
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 08:34
#2
Why Punch?
I crafted 4 brandishes in a row. All 4 were UVed.
Results?
Construct Med
CTR Low
CTR Med
Beast Low.
#heckyea.
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 08:38
#3
Punch is a scam. End of story.
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 09:09
#4
I know right?
Actually, if you use the tickets, you'll have a better chance of getting something good.
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 09:24
#5
Screw Punch, Play the Market
Punch and Basil are troll masters, so stay away from them.
Just be patience and you will find a huge bargain on AH.
That is how i got an Antigua Undead Dmg Med UV for only 30k crowns.
remember,
"Fortune smiles down on the Greedy"
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 10:17
#6
happen'd to have crafted a wolver cap by mistake
and i had 1 uv ticket left, just randomly decided to use it got, peirce max,,
sold dat for 17kce
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 10:24
#7
I love Punch. He's given me
I love Punch. He's given me things like:
Justifier Jacket - Shock MAX + Freeze Max + Fire Low
Perfect Seerus Mask - Fire High + Elemental Medium + Piercing Medium
Swiftstrike Buckler - Elemental MAX + Normal High + Piercing Medium
Argent Peacemaker - CTR Medium + Construct Medium
Sentenza - CTR High + ASI Medium
Umbra Driver - CTR Medium + Damage vs Slimes VH
I don't come across 3 UV tickets often so the ones with 3 UVs have only been rolled once or twice. Crafted the Sentenza with CTR High, got ASI Med with a 2 UV ticket, and the AP came as is off of a 2 UV craft. Umbra I spent maybe 3 or 4 tickets on.
All in all, Punch is great success for me.
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 10:28
#8
PUNCH
*intheface*
shutup.avi
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 10:44
#9
Gears that I'm wearing with UV
Ash tail cap - Increased shadow defense: high
Ash tail coat - Increased poison resistance: Maximum!
Horned Owlite shield - Increased shock resistance: High
Gigawatt pulsar - Damage vs slime: Medium
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 11:40
#10
Punch gave me this:
Glacius
Punch gave me this:
Glacius ASI High
Combuster CTR High
DVS CTR High
FF CTR High
Blitz CTR Medium
Valiance ASI High
and the grand daddy of 'em
Voltedge - ASI VH + CTR H
ASI VH was from free UV tickets and CTR H was from 900K of 2-UV ticket rolls. Totallyworthit.jpeg
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 11:41
#11
@Thunderbog: And that's just
@Thunderbog: And that's just my gunner set. D:
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 11:42
#12
Punch is a scam. End of story.
+1. 'Nuff said.
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 11:47
#13
Punch? Who needs Punch? I
Punch? Who needs Punch? I ragecraft my own UVs.
Cobalt Helm Shadow low
Cobalt Helm SHadow Med.
Cobalt Helm Stun low
Cobalt Helm Curse Low
Cobalt Helm Normal MAX
^^ all in a row
and there's more.
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 11:49
#14
Ikr? Who needs punch when you
Ikr? Who needs punch when you can rage craft =3
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 11:50
#15
Ragecraft ftw. You should see
Ragecraft ftw. You should see all those UVd hot edges I have. XD
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 18:26
#16
RAAAGEECRAFT...
No, wait. That sounds so wrong.
WITCHCRAFT
----
ty eltia, ye get free kisses in the cheeks for rep
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 20:03
#17
Crafting = Best...
What I get from Punch:
Slime low on FF
What I get from crafting...
Elemental max, stun low, freeze low, on ONE HELM
Nuff said.
Fri, 11/02/2012 - 18:45
#18
Anywho..
I got a very shiney freezing vaporizer MKII with very high fiend UV from punch, my reaction?
-nervous
-clicks button
-sees very high UV
-/dance
-sees bonus damage for FIENDS *bombs i no use for fiends :(*
-throws computer out window
Fri, 11/02/2012 - 18:49
#19
He gave me a Gremlin Bonus:
He gave me a Gremlin Bonus: High to my Divine Avenger.
..................SUCKS!
Fri, 11/02/2012 - 19:04
#20
/cry
I rage crafted a DMG bonus construct VH on my FF... /cry
Fri, 11/02/2012 - 19:07
#21
Punch is a scam. End of story.
Fri, 11/02/2012 - 20:10
#22
...
Punch has a thing against me.
The things I want to roll on, he gives me the worst UVs.
The things I don't want to roll on, he gives me good UVs.
Here is an example of two VERY GOOD UVs, on the wrong weapons.
Fri, 11/02/2012 - 20:24
#23
Umad?
I got Normal Resistance MAX for my Sunset Duster ON THE SECOND TRY
Fri, 11/02/2012 - 20:33
#24
I got a CTR: High on my
I got a CTR: High on my Nitrome on my 1st try
I don't usually gamble in video games.... BUT!!!
Fri, 11/02/2012 - 20:53
#25
I got some bad luck myself
I got some bad luck myself with one out of 3 UV tickets during the beginning of the Dark Harvest Festival that I could've fully enjoyed. One of them I accidently rolled over my Fire High Gunslinger Sash and got a Shadow Low+Curse Med+Freeze Low compared to my first one that got Freeze Max(not that good)+Piercing Low. I pleaded with the admins to recover it but they wouldn't allow it, and I couldn't get compensated for the waste of a 3UV ticket cause one of them said I couldn't prove it, not that he didn't believe me. I did get the Fire High back but had to spend 720k cr again, and sold my only Hallow Wings. : \ I told the fans this in trade chat and they got pretty pissed at me for complaining. I thought it was unjustified to not let us get our UVs back from mistakes and is not analogous to risk taking, because 1) it's a human error, and people correct for that in the real world(unless you're intentionally doing wrong like Enron), and 2) knowing how strict the admins are, no one will be willing to try to pull any recurring scams, and 3) on average people don't normally roll 2-3UV tickets and wouldn't make a habit of checking the lock-on box, and I would be needed to be given an exception because I've only rolled 3UV tickets out of any multiple UV tickets. They should be able to check their records there for proof at least.
Sat, 11/03/2012 - 09:02
#26
Punch gave me: grey owlite
Punch gave me: grey owlite sheild- shock low. Btb sheild- shock low. Some 5* bomb Ctr med. glacius slime low. Keel dat punch!!!!!!
Sat, 11/03/2012 - 13:27
#27
Fail/Win?
Okay, so I got another bomb and used my freezing atomizer to place another UV on, what I got?
good part:
-CTR :D
bad part:
-low
throws friend's laptop out the window
Sat, 11/03/2012 - 13:44
#28
lol
GF Damage vs Undead VH
/cry
Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:01
#29
Rage craft = ?
Okay, so I had 1600 ce today so I said to myself "hey what the heck! let's upgrade my dark thorn sheild"
so I crafted it
ended up with 2 UVs low normal resistance and low stun resistance
Yay I guess? :P
Mon, 11/05/2012 - 20:36
#30
super unlucky -_-
i rolled on my btb at least 5 times, i never got anything over low. usually its something lovely like low slimes or low constructs. its currently low beast.
when fovs were still hugely profitable to sell, i'd typically get low gremlin for some reason.
my GF has been alternating between low beast, low fiend and low undead, at least 5 times.
rolled 7 times on electron charges, the best i got was ctr low. i got undead high on a VT...whoop-dee-doo...
the best thing i ever got was dmg vs fiends VH on a polaris. its an excellent gun for HoI, but the only decent one for hundreds of crowns down the drain. and these are only the ones i remember.
my crafting luck is similarly terrible.
Mon, 11/05/2012 - 21:34
#31
:(
Got Shock Max on Crest Of Almire.
/sad
Mon, 11/05/2012 - 22:03
#32
Tried punch once, didn't get
Tried punch once, didn't get anything good, undead low on a Shiv if I remember correctly.
Ragecrafting on the other hand got me some pretty useful UVs like Construct VH and Beast medium.
The first on a BTB and the second on a DA, fml.
Tue, 11/06/2012 - 01:58
#33
Tue, 11/06/2012 - 06:40
#34
too cheap to punch, though
too cheap to punch, though here is my craft uvs (and not ragecraft).
freezing vaporizer mk 2 dmg vs grem ( i still use it.)
silent night blade asi low
ele set low stun and low pirece*
charged quicksilver mail shadow defence med :D
that is all
*bought for cheap and i forget which is which. :P
Tue, 11/06/2012 - 07:11
#35
Hate you Punch.
I went on and added an UV to my Voltedge. Guess what?
Bonus vs Gremlin VH. Come on Punch, this is just stupid.
Tue, 11/06/2012 - 18:20
#36
*Shakes head*
Tsk Tsk~
you guys just don't get it do you?
I can punch with no fear of getting anything un-usable.
It's simple!
It's called...
A. Punch armors/shields(most of the time)
B. Punch normal damage weapons
Tue, 11/06/2012 - 21:08
#37
Those wrong UVs...
I keep my Construct med on my Plague needle, it helps quite a bit in FSC.
I keep my beast med on my DA, I'm a duo weapon user, so having better damage is always helpful :)
Punch gave me normal low on my Grey Owlite Shield, Mercurial mail + helm, (first 3 rolls ever) weird... but not bad.
I generally just punch things once, and live with it until I really think it's useless. but... I had a pierce low on my Fallen armor and I punched it to get a curse med .-.
Punch isn't bad if you just live with it until it really gets bothering.
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:02
#38
Punch is amusing
Giving me damn max gremlin on my combuster >_>
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:26
#39
@Thunderbog
NOOO GIVE ME
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 13:51
#40
nobody reads this part right
I never really punch my >>UVs,<< but when I do...
It's always a low.
EDIT: Oh dear god, did I seriously mess that up?
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 13:47
#41
You punch your Ultra Vipers?
Good god, man! :D
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 15:25
#42
xD
Punch, what a weird name... Maybe because many people want to do that to his face...
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 17:26
#43
Punch loves me. My best rolls
Punch loves me. My best rolls were
Out Of 5
Normal High Wolver Coat
Shadow High Wolver Coat
Poison High Wolver Cap
Poison Med Coat
And Normal Low Cap
Out Of 3
CTR VH Brandish. Sold that shiz for 21k CE
Thu, 11/08/2012 - 06:45
#44
Ah just got Ctr low on
Ah just got Ctr low on polaris
Thu, 11/08/2012 - 07:17
#45
MINECRAFT
hissssss hissssss
Oh yeah, also Punch keeps giving me low UVs... I couldn't be bothered to reroll them all, though. Besides, Slime Low on an Umbra Driver and Normal Low on a Vog Cub Coat isn't that bad.
Thu, 11/08/2012 - 07:43
#46
First roll was...Undead VH Gran Faust..
/quits
Thu, 11/08/2012 - 11:14
#47
Bless you Punch
I loved the Callahan ASI VH and CTR MED, and my Biohazard CTR MED.
Thu, 11/08/2012 - 19:39
#48
WHUT
I still don't like him. I hope we get definite UV system in sometime in the future.
I got a medium damage to slimes on my Umbra Driver.
/dance