I've taken a look at some fictions rolling around lately and there was one thing that really stood out to me. They are all too epic! Yes you heard me right. So I've set out to create the silliest thing you have ever seen on Spiral Knight! And as a result, I made this. Enjoy!
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The Adventures of Feron
Book I- The Jar
“Where is it?!” thought Feron as he tore the room apart piece by piece. His office was a mess now, but Feron did not care, for that jar contained the single most important item on Cradle. Even the Almirian codex did not compare to this. In fact, Feron had to send a squad down there every few days to retrieve another copy, due to Feron’s tendency to “misplace” things. However, Feron was absolutely certain he had not misplaced the jar this time.
He finished rummaging through the final crevice of his office and stormed out of the room. He was sure it had been stolen, but who knew about it? It did not matter now. He had to find it.
I suppose now would be a good time to tell you just what this jar that is so important contains. I should not be telling you this (Feron would gut me like a fish if he knew I omitted this information to you), but it is necessary to the story. Inside that jar are the most delectable, sweet and heavenly pastries to exist: the last batch of shortbread cookies made by Biscotti before she left. The ones that didn’t try to eat the faces of children and burn Haven to the ground.
Any of you who now think this is absurd and just plain silly obviously have not tasted Biscotti’s cookies. They hooked most people, including Feron. He went out of his way to protect those cookies, for they were always in danger of being stolen and they were his cookies, no one else’s.
So Feron set out to interrogate every last soul on the planet if he had to. But he couldn’t just charge in without rhyme or rhythm. People would discover his secret, and then they would all be after the jar. He needed to be stealthy, inconspicuous yet thorough. He needed a plan.
“Kozma!” he thought as he entered the Town Square and sales-girl on the other side of the fountain. He made his way over to her. “If anything goes across trade or on the black market, she will know about it.”
“Kozma, my dear,” said Feron. “I am in need of some assistance. I need to know if there have been any trades recently concerning a standard issue Spiral Order jar. The jar may or may not contain something stunningly delicious, too.”
Kozma eyed him teasingly. “No,” she said, “but I do see something delicious right here.” As she finished her sentence, she began to walk her fingers up Feron’s chest until she caressed his face.
“Hold on,” thought Feron. “Is she… flirting with me!” This was ridiculous! Well, not the fact that she was flirting with him; he knew he was rather dashing and irresistible, actually. But he was on a mission! He could not stop for love, except for his love for Biscotti’s shortbreads, of course.
So Feron gently told Kozma the importance of his quest, and she understood but looked considerably gloomy afterwards. So Feron promised her that he would be back, and without another word, he turned and left.
He realized now that nobody in Haven could help him. No one had the opportunity.
Then he suddenly remembered. One day as he was retiring for the day and stowing away the jar. Just as he was tucking it out of sight, he caught sight of a distinct blue glow drift into his office. It was a silkwing. It had seen the jar, so Feron whipped out his Final Flourish and quickly and silently killed it. The poor creature was dead before it hit the ground.
Feron had definitely killed it. He had checked, but there were theories that they could communicate with each other through over fifty miles of solid rock.
He had always known those things were evil. And now he needed his revenge. So he turned on his heel and high-tailed it to the Arcade.
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A few notes first:
- This is only the first part. Stay tuned for the conclusion.
- I'm enjoying making this. So if you guys like it, I might make it a series.
- This story is open for criticism, so go ahead if you would so choose.
Nice work, Yttriu!
I'm sure this will result into a great Novel. For MY novel........http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/68052 its okay i guess........