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And I poke and shoot him at the same time.
*is not blown up from the RPG because he's a freakin' dragon, they do things, but doubles over from the poke in agony*
Hits Draycos with a nailed baseball bat.
I rip off his head with a vacuum cleaner, hollow it out, and fill it with soil and use it as a wormery (or a maggotery).
nailed baseball bat- A wooden baseball bat containing carpenter nails that where driven into the bat in order to make a spiked weapon type of device, something like a mace.
I rip off his finger and toes nails with a pair if pliers.
A... A dragon?
/stomach growls
When was the last time I had dragon for dinner? Anyhow, you would look like a nice treat for me....
@Dragneel I assure you that spikes and other pointy things + soft tissue = excessive hemorrhage.
@Fleet Meh, no big deal, souls grow back. The Medic said so!
"paints draycos blue, and drops him/her into a pit full of red heavies. With brass beasts. And sentries. And dispensers. Have fun :)
I wouldn't have done this, if you hadn't revealed you you play/have played/have looked at TF2
You talk too much. I wouldn't have done this if you hadn't revealed...
ah...
/smacks draycos
You talk way too much.
/throws draycos in a pot of boiling water
@Immortuos Eels are weird. :<
@Persef *moves to the closest possible police station*
@Iamnoone1 Hey, I needed that!
@Warriorogue I could just dead-ringer from dispenser to dispenser. For a while, at least.
@Iamnoone2 What? What did I do? I don't even fit in the pot.
Hey! You still haven't answered my call yesterday, I told you to bring barbecue sauce and food for picnic!
Damn, you made few hungry dragons decide to eat each other instead, thanks to you know I'm the last of my cannibalistic dragon clan :<
Anyhow....
/e pokes Draycos
Sorry, I have an excessively busy schedule; I have to commit at least half of the day to doing absolutely nothing. The fun police will be after me if I don't.
/e pokes you back
Remember your old poke damastaa thread? Good tymes.
I poke Draycos with a spear.
I poke Draycos with a pitchfork.
I poke Draycos with a poker.
I poke Draycos with a 2 inch poker.
He dies.
The end.
@Draycos - How darest thou??!!?!?! I send my army of eels and fans from the "I Stole the Cookie Game" to smother Draycos!
That'd work until the original duration runs out. Then, it's a normal cloak, and bye-bye. Also, there's a pyro in there, chasing you.And flaming you. Literally.
copy this: /poke Draycos
now hold down Ctrl V
@Shotjeer I have returned from the to give the living haircuts.
@Immortuos Just because eels are weird doesn't mean I don't like them. They're actually really cool, especially compared to most other fish. :P
@Warriorrogue I could decloak and catch them off guard a few times, because they're probably pub heavies, but that pyro can and will kill me.
And that's why the pyro was there :D
And they were always firing at the flames, so you're dead.
Yes, I'm making this up as I go.
It's okay, guys, a strangely athletic Italian plumber lent me a few green mushrooms. I'm not going to die and stay dead. c:
I will promote you into a dragon general, Draycos.
"Hm, wonder what got posted this time; what pain have they imagined toda-"
I will promote you into a dragon general, Draycos.
Why'd you make a dragon sit on me?
Never mine.
/pokes the dragon in the butt
Draycos gets burned when the dragon blows flame.
I slip a wet eel down Draycos' back, and record him as he thrashes and convulses on the floor trying to get it out. I then upload the video to Youtube where it goes viral.