AAGGGHHHHH!! Not Sting! Take it away from us!
Give us a beer for the pain!....
Count to 7,000 Game
Never! It's ours, our own. We found. My birthday present. Our birthday present. Yes, yes, of course. Our birthday present.
Yes! Yes, yes, yes, we love riddles! Shut up! We hate riddles! Well I love them precious. NO! We hate riddles! Riddles are evil, nasty, slippery, sneaky things.
well, well, well... i shall start off with an easy one. What gets wetter as it dries?
edit: the whole point is to answer the previous riddle, and then provide another. :)
(I really am bad at riddles.) Wetter as it dries? Idk..
Hi, were just coming by and well...
What's getting Wetter when it dries? uh...
*Thinking...*
Screw it, I'm searching the answer on google.
*Gone with number "4319"*
It is now 4320 due to Thowardz not giving a number.
"What gets wetter as it dries?" The answer is a towel. Think about it. It dries yourself, but gets wetter. Not that hard.
My riddle:
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Oh, hi Thowardz! *waves* I thought you were Pi. That's what I get for not paying attention and just looking at the forum avatar :P
4324
Oops, sorry about that last number. I were just forgot to change it.
btw, Don't this place get too quiet? I were gone and take visit now. It said that there only 20 new post. Maybe it's just an error?
The man who invented it doesn't want it.
The man who bought it doesn't need it.
The man who needs it doesn't know it.
What is it?
Diapers?
I'm not gonna give the next riddle just in case I'm answer a wrong one. :/
EDIT: Eh nvm I'll find you one
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I
don’t have it. What is it?
Haha, diapers! :D
Although that's a good guess that seems to work, it is not the answer that I found when I looked it up.
It's crazy. Yet interesting at times. I'm not too opinionated on this subject.
To Auto-Target's riddle? Oh, alright, not bad. :D
I'm at a party right now. It's at the Titan Slayers Guild Hall if anyone is interested in showing up
Eh, it's okay. How long did it last and what events took place?
It does seem a bit short... But I suppose people had other stuff to do.
It was going to be longer, but everyone left early
The answer to the riddle was "a fast" (when you break a fast, you eat food and fix your hunger)
Joke:
How are British people fatter than Americans?
I think that would be the other way around, not trying to be offensive, but...
A fast! That's good :]
I agree with Pi. Realistically, the joke is backwards. Nevertheless, I am interested in the answer. :D
4495. Is this counting posts or offsetted numbers? If the latter, then 4353.
Beck got it! :P
Here's another one:
A poor man has plenty of it, but a rich man has none.
It is found in iron, but never in silver.
The wise never have it, but it is inherent to fools.
It graces honor, shuns pride, ignores hate, adorns love.
It fills the moon, but is gone in the sun.
Look for it in oceans, mountains, and clouds.
You can tell it's in boys, but never in men.
It lives in people, but not in their lives.
Quite simple in form, yet elegant beyond measure,
It's something so common, that few care to treasure.
I notice it in every person I see,
yet sadly can't find a trace of it in me.
Oh my goodness... Pphhhttt, I have no clue at the moment.
So I hear Slug is OP now, and so are the Catalyzers. And I made all those with mist and actually still use them. Hipster points cut in half.
Edit: The answer is the letter O. The moon gave it away, then it was given away even more later.
*Mindblown by Markus clone's revelation*
691 bottles of beer on the wall, 691 bottles of beer....