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Thu, 07/11/2013 - 19:54
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx

Basically it supposed to provide funny answers for the questions. Seerus answers discouraged. Happy answering!

Original thread: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/62054

Question 1
How to change profile avatar?

Question 2
Where is Auction House?

Question 3
What is energy?

Question 4
What is Spiral Knight wiki?

Question 5
How to use recipe?

Question 6
How can I defeat Razwog?

Question 7
How to go to the Haven?

Question 8
How to sell item?

Question 9
What is minerals?

Question 10
How to do Prestige Mission?

Question 11
How to break a frozen player?

Question 12
How to play Blast Network?

Question 13
Why my shield broken so fast?

Question 14
How to get Jelly Gem?

Question 15
What is the most strongest weapon?

Question 16
How to play Lockdown?

Question 17
How to use trinkets?

Question 18
How long my energy takes to regenerate?

Question 19
What is Crystal Energy?

Question 20
What is "gg" means?

Question 21
What is "JK" means?

Question 22
How to do Expansion Missions?

Question 23
Where can I find Krogmo treasure box?

Question 24
What is Krogmo Coins? How to use it?

Question 25
Who is Kozma?

Question 26
Who is Kora?

Question 27
Who is Feron?

Question 28
What is Snipes?

Question 29
What is the name of the planet that we have crash?

Question 30
Who is Arkus?

Question 31
What is Spiral Order?

Question 32
Who is Warmaster Seerus?

Question 33
Did all gremlin is evil?

Question 34
Which should I choose? Faust or Avenger?

Question 35
A best way to kill Royal Jelly King?

Question 36
What is Devillite

Question 37
Can you explain more about Piercing,Shadow,Normal and Elemental damage?

Question 38
How can I find Sloom?

Question 39
Why Sleep has been removed?

Question 40
The Core?

Question 41
A best gear to beat Vanaduke?

Question 42
What is Gremlin? Where they come from

Question 43
How to get Bombhead mask?

Question 44
How Shadow Lair created?

Question 45
What is the most underrate class in Lockdown? Why?

Example answers

Question 1
How to change profile avatar?
by changing it

Question 2
Where is Auction House?
Check the Internet

Question 3
What is energy?
what you need for everything

Question 4
What is Spiral Knight wiki?
the spiral knights wiki

Question 5
How to use recipe?
read it then follow its instructions then cook food with it

Question 6
How can I defeat Razwog?
trip over him when he's on the floor

Question 7
How to go to the Haven?
walk 10000 miles, jump off a cliff, die. Now ur in heaven

Question 8
How to sell item?
go to the flea market, maybe the pawn shop is fine too. Also u can go on eBay

Question 9
What is minerals?
a substance obtained by mining, as ore.

Question 10
How to do Prestige Mission?
by doing it

Question 11
How to break a frozen player?
JACKHAMMER!

Question 12
How to play Blast Network?
Blast people, until ur network blows up

Question 13
Why my shield broken so fast?
It's a toy. Real ones don't break

Question 14
How to get Jelly Gem?
put some jelly mixture into gem shaped mold

Question 15
What is the most strongest weapon?
Atomic bomb

Question 16
How to play Lockdown?
hide from criminals. Duh

Question 17
How to use trinkets?
spray people with it

Question 18
How long my energy takes to regenerate?
depends on what ur doing

Question 19
What is Crystal Energy?
energy inside crystals

Question 20
What is "gg" means?
golden grape

Question 21
What is "JK" means?
jello kicker

Question 22
How to do Expansion Missions?
pay $1000. Then attempt to make the universe expand faster

Question 23
Where can I find Krogmo treasure box?
you cant, unless u go dig up some treasures

Question 24
What is Krogmo Coins? How to use it?
you cant, i took them

Question 25
Who is Kozma?
yo momma

Question 26
Who is Kora?
yo fanny granny

Question 27
Who is Feron?
yo slaphappy grand pappy

Question 28
What is Snipes?
when someone is hit by a sniper

Question 29
What is the name of the planet that we have crash?
Earth

Question 30
Who is Arkus?
Insane big noob

Question 31
What is Spiral Order?
It's an order that keeps spinning

Question 32
Who is Warmaster Seerus?
lol

Question 33
Did all gremlin is evil?
no! my friend is one. Wait, what?

Question 34
Which should I choose? Faust or Avenger?
avenger because the faust movie sucked more than the avengers

Question 35
A best way to kill Royal Jelly King?
Eat him cuz hes jelly

Question 36
What is Devillite
a light shaped like a devil. They suck though

Question 37
Can you explain more about Piercing,Shadow,Normal and Elemental damage?
FIRE MA LAZER BLARGH!

Question 38
How can I find Sloom?
sleep

Question 39
Why Sleep has been removed?
because you are lazy

Question 40
The Core?
Is like, really hot.

Question 41
A best gear to beat Vanaduke?
Nuke him

Question 42
What is Gremlin? Where they come from
those idiots that came from your @$$

Question 43
How to get Bombhead mask?
wear a bomb on yo face and light it on fire

Question 44
How Shadow Lair created?
its a dark place that no one ever bothered to install lights

Question 45
What is the most underrate class in lockdown?
The robbers because they don't have guns

Thu, 07/11/2013 - 20:08
#1
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Ascratchable
ROFLMAO I was literally

ROFLMAO I was literally crying when I read this!

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 10:16
#2
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
My answer.

1. Grab the profile picture and toss it up to the garbage and wait for one thousand years.
2. The Auction House is located in the beggar city.
3. A highly addictive drug that can be traded for 20 refined metal.
4. An virus.
5. Eat the recipe.
6. Buy an AWP and then noscope him.
7. Get spawnkilled by xX1337sn1p3rXx. You're now in heaven.
8. Shout "(insert item here) FOR (insert number) REFINED!".
9. Radioactive ores that give superpowers.
10. Delete your character.
11. Burn him.
12. Blast your enemies's network.
13. It's a bubble.
14. Steal it from the Jelly International Bank.
15. AWP.
16. Lock your downed enemies.
17. Trinkets are highly P2W device that give you an extra edge at a firefight. To use it, simply bribe the devs.
18. As long as the development time of HL3
19. An even more addictive version of energy.
20. Golden Gun.
21. Just kidding.
22. Hear "Listen up, scrubs! The world ends with you, if you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as possible!" and now you expanded the world which also unlocks expansion missions.
23. Trade it with with 2 refined.
24. Mann up your guts in the death arena.
25. Your mother.
26. Your father.
27. that spy
28. The n00b version of sniper.
29. Mars.
30. Emo Peter.
31. Predictable spinning.
32. A demoman who thinks he's the 1337 when in reality he's the n00b.
33. NO! Stop streotyping us!
34. Faust because he's an actual person.
35. Put him on a good sawmill.
36. Lite version of Devil. Try it now on your favorite app store!
37. Bullets Explosion and Fire!
38. Eat a jelly while sleeping.
39. Because it makes everyone lazy.
40. The most important part of everything.
41. Helmet of Warcraft
Armor of Protection
Gauntlets of Justice
Sword of Revenge
Boots of Speed
Amulet of Empathy
Ring of Pity
Ring of Magic
Shield of Wrath
AWP
This set will give you: 75 Strength
65 Agility
50 Intelligence
80% Chance to Crit
50 HP Regeneration
20% Chance to Block
500 Armor
275 HP
100 MP
50% Armor Peneration
Pretty much the best set in the game.
42. From Steven Spielberg.
43. Join a terrorist group.
44. From the darkness of evil of lazy of greedy of mean of corruption.
45. The lockers because they has a ton of gadgets but everyone is too stoopid to use their gadgets.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 11:32
#3
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor
1.You take the wanted picture

1.You take the wanted picture and eat it

2.At the end of the brick road.

3. What kills knights on contact.

4. A graveyard for knights.

5. You eat it.

6. In Soviet Russia, Razwog kills YOU!

7. Drive up to a liquor store, take your shirt off, and flip over all the tables.

8. You buy a duplicate.

9. Items used for crafting.

10. You find presteige on the sidewalk.

11. Freeze-lock the player.

12. Give away free copies of Bomberman 2 in mint condition.

13. Because it is Sonic.

14. You feed Rock Salt to the Jellyking.

15. Proto Sword.

16. Hang your friends then beat them with a stick.

17. Stuff it up your nose.

18. Energy does not ever regenerate.

19. Energy that turn your eyes into fragile crystals.

20. Good Grief.

21. Just kill.

22. Expand the earth.

23. At Walmart.

24. They are frisbees used to heal your enemies and kill your allies.

25. Yo mama!

26. Your girlfriend who will break up with you.

27. That is the code name for the Animal Crossing Villager who will assassinate you in three seconds.

28. A sniper sniping a sniper that sniped that sniper sniping a sniper.

29. Skylark.

30. The Missingno that evolves into Kangeskhan.

31. Team Rocket, Team Plasma, Tabuu, Porky, Midna, and Count Bleck.

32. A general that cleans up toilets.

33. All gremlins eat radishes so yes.

34. Neither because they are 4*.

35. Eat him.

36. A vannila flavored ice cream cone that develops games.

37. Piercing pierces, shadow makes shadows, elemental makes elements, and normal sucks.

38. Sleep inside a jelly.

39. Because we got addicted to Powerade.

40. It is the center of the apple.

41. Show up in your Proto armor with no shield, weapons, battle sprite, UVs, or trinkets.

42. The democrats that live in the sewers living off of candy wrappers.

43. Eat a bomb.

44. A gas station that closed down.

45. The Proto knight because his helmet has a spike on it.

46. No, I did not read the example answers.

And fix the link please.

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 13:41
#4
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
Btw you guys can feel free to

Btw you guys can feel free to add new questions

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 15:43
#5
Battlegrinder's picture
Battlegrinder
This is my standard video game problem solving method

1-45: Use fire (all problems can by solved with fire. The question is how to use the fire).

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 18:05
#6
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
My turn !

1.How to change profile avatar?
1.You need an forest pig whit only one paw,than you make it dance around a fire whit a steak on his back when it full moon than you eat it alive.

2.Where is auction house.
2.In a giant bottle of limonade.

3.What is energie?
3.Something.

4.What is spiral knghit wiki?
4.Its a Spiral Knight derived game who is 18+

5.How to use recipe?
5.You eat it.

6.How can i defeat Rawzog?
6.Punch him in the face !

7.How to go to the haven?
7.You walk.

8.How to sell item?
8.You sell them.

9.What is mineral?
9.ROCK.

10.How to do prestige missions?
10.You do a missions than you steal the prestige of a 5* player.

11.How to breake a frozen player.
11.Put him on fire.

12.How to play Blast Network?
12.You take a network and you BLAST IT WHIT NITRONOME !!!!!

13.Why my shield broke so fast?
13.Cause its not a Stone Tortoise.STONE TORTOISE !!!

14.How to get jelly gem?
14.You make a gem whit jelly.Simple.

15.What is the strongest weapon?
15.Proto Bomb.Cuz its a Bomb.

16.How to play Lockdown?
16.You take a Lock and you put it down.

17.How to use trinket?
17.You hit Warmaster Seerus whit it.

18.How long do my energie take to regenerate?
18.10,876,549,347,273 year 25 day 7 hour and 1 minute and 18 seconde

19.What is crystal energie?
19.Crystal energie.

20.What do ''gg'' mean?
20.Goop Gamer.

21.What do ''JK'' mean?
21.Jelly Krusher.

22.How to do expansion missions?
22.You take you friend,you take out hia arm and you expanse it.

23.Where can i find Krogmo treasaure box?
23.On jupiter.

24.What is krogmo coin?How to use it?
24.Krogmo coins are coin named krogmo.To use them put them in your CENSERED.

25.Whos is Kozma?
25.The core.

26.Who is Kora?
26.King Tinkizar.

27.Who is Feron?
27.Mafia chef.

28.What is snipe?
28.A type of roast chikcken.

29.What is the name of the planete on wich we are crash?
29.WE ARE CRASH ON A PLANETE !?!?!?!?!?

30.Who is Arkus?
30.The swarm.

31.What is Spiral Order?
31.Mafia.

32.Who is Warmaster Seerus.
32.God.

33.Did all gremlin are evil?
33.Gremlin are angle.

34.Which should I choose? Faust or Avenger?
34.NITRONOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

35.A best way to kill Royal Jelly King?
35.Hit him in the face.

36.What is Devillite?
36.A devil who lite.

37.Can you explain more about Piercing,Shadow,Normal and Elemental damage?
37.They do damage.

38.How can I find Sloom?
38.Sloom are in a peaceful and they can't be attacked cause they have winned a trial and cause of this we can't attack hem.

39.Why Sleep has been removed?
39.In the same trial Sloom winned all right on sleep and its now forbiden to knight.

40.The core?
40.Kozma.

41.A beast gear to beat Vanaduke?
41.YOUR HAND !!!!!!!

42.What is Gremlin? Where they come from?
42.Gremlin are angel.They come from heaven.

43.How to get Bombhead Mask?
43.Take a mask,put a bomb on it and put the totale on your head.And don't forget to charge the bomb before you put it on your head =D.

44.How Shadow Lair got created?
44.OOO Maked a MAL where Shadow Lair got added.

45.What is the most underrate class in Lockdown? Why?
45.The class you took.CAUSE.

If i copied the exemple or someone its not my fault it just a coincidence.I didnIt read the exemple or the post of someone before making mine.
Hope you laughed.

Wed, 07/17/2013 - 11:59
#7
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
MOAR QUEStTIONSSSSSSSSSS

:D here goes

Question 46
What is GM stand four?

Question 47
What is Stranger?

Question 48
Which is Battle Sprite I should choose?

Question 49
What Energy do?

Question 50
How to kill Snarbolaxx?

Question 51
What is noobs

Question 52
Where is Rescue Camp?

Question 53
Who is Rhendon?

Question 54
Who is Euclid?

Question 55
Who is Grantz

Question 56
Who is Parma?

Question 57
Who is Rulen?

Question 58
Where alpha squad is?

Question 59
HOW TO SHOOT?????

Question 60
what is the most best gear in Spiral Knights?

Question 61
What is dangger mission?

Question 62
Who is Desna?

Question 63
What is Cautery Sword? It good?

Question 64
How to do rank mission?

Question 65
How to becom good pro at tis game?

ExampleAnswers

Question 46
What is GM stand four?
Goo Master. It's a boss that is made of goo

Question 47
What is Stranger?
A guy you shoudn't talk to cuz they scam you

Question 48
Which is Battle Sprite I should choose?
Sprite can't fight. It's a drink, dumbo the flying elephant.

Question 49
What Energy do?
You need it to live

Question 50
How to kill Snarbolaxx?
Stay away from him when he's yellow and charge when he's black

Question 51
What is noobs
You

Question 52
Where is Rescue Camp?
In the middle of a war zone

Question 53
Who is Rhendon?
FAT [CENSORED]

Question 54
Who is Euclid?
Escaped alien prisoner

Question 55
Who is Grantz
The guy who grantz ur wishes

Question 56
Who is Parma?
My girlfriend

Question 57
Who is Rulen?
The guy who's Rulen the kingdom

Question 58
Where alpha squad is?
Keplar 22b

Question 59
HOW TO SHOOT?????
If ya don't know, just spit paper at people. It's just as effective

Question 60
what is the most best gear in Spiral Knights?
Bonk Choy

Question 61
What is dangger mission?
Zombie Apocalypse

Question 62
Who is Desna?
Old angry lady who's trying to sue the government

Question 63
What is Cautery Sword? It good?
It's a sword that burns everything. Best in game

Question 64
How to do rank mission?
You need to be a Commander to do that

Question 65
How to becom good pro at tis game?
SPend $3891273891318923468125412371283712983718923712893712893789123789123 on this game

Thu, 07/18/2013 - 18:30
#8
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd

46.What is GM stand four?
46.Gooping Mother.

47.What is Stranger?
47.Someone you don't know.DON'T TALK TO THEM !!!!!!!!

48.Which is Battle Sprite I should choose?
48.Seerus cause its god. (see question number 32.)

49.What Energy do?
49.Its keep you alive !!!!!!!

50.How to kill Snarbolaxx?
50.Like every other monster in the game..........PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE !!!!!!!

51.What is noobs?
51.Person who act just like YOU.

52.Where is Rescue Camp?
52.In Kozma. (see question number 25 and/or question number 40.)

53.Who is Rhendon?
53.Satan.

54.Who is Euclid?
54.Satan kid.

55.Who is Grantz?
55.Euclid brother.But he didn't get the power of his father and he can't invoque blue flame like his brother.(No there is absolutly no reference to a certain manga named Blue Exorciste no absolutly nooooooo.)

56.Who is Parma?
56.Hummmmm I don't know sorry.

57.Who is Rulen?
57.My brother.Yeah he is a very good technicien.

58.Where alpha squad is?
58.I killed them.Than i revived them to make The Omega Squad.

59.HOW TO SHOOT?????
59.You take a Sentenza then you put it on your hear and you click on the trigger.=D

60.What is the most best gear in Spiral Knights?
60.Its me or its the same question as number 15?Bah here my new anwser:NITRONOME !!!!!!

61.What is dangger mission?
61.A missions whit danger in it.So praticlly all missions of this game.

62.Who is Desna?
62.Some GM.

63.What is Cautery Sword? It good?
63.Cautery Sword is the third best gear of the game after proto bomb and nitronome.YOU NEED IT AT ALL PRICE.

64.How to do rank mission?
64.You need yo find Doom-Xx to slash his head off than you thorw his head in a lake whit chain all over it and you run away.

65.How to becom good pro at tis game?
65.By doing gettting a proto bomb,a cuttery sword,a nitronome and by killing Vanaduke by HITTING HIM IN THE FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As alway i do not have read the exemple awnser.Hope you laughted again =).

Thu, 07/18/2013 - 19:52
#9
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

46. General Motors.

47. Someone who will push you into a van by means of cavities.

48. The ones you get from FSC.

49. Urinate on it. It should explode.

50. The same way you kill the Royal Jelly.

51. The rude way of saying society.

52. It was where the Isle of the Ancients were but you were one of the many ROBs there who activated one of the many Subspace Bombs.

53. Some random guy.

54. A ukulele.

55. The one who grants you missions and death.

56. Your source of karma.

57. The ruler of Cradle.

58. In the USS Enterprise.

59. Position your hand like it's a gun then flick your hand by rotating it clockwise. Enemies will be damaged.

60. Go naked with no weapons.

61. A mission that is like normal clockworks run but meteors fall out of the sky that heals enemies and deals damage to you.

62. Your designation.

63. It is the best weapon in the game. Everyone has one in their inventory and 3-UVs it and shows it off on full inspect.

64. Deny the mission assigned.

65. Be a GM. Look at the beginning of this post to know what one is but you must read the entire post again. If you do not kmow how to become one follow the same rules. If you cannot find out how then follow the same rules until you find out.

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 13:49
#10
Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing
what did I miss?

Question 1
How to change profile avatar?
press alt + f4 if you have windows, if you have something else, you can't
Question 2
Where is Auction House?
about to stab you
Question 3
What is energy?
what you use to run
Question 4
What is Spiral Knight wiki?
totally not at the top of this page
Question 5
How to use recipe?
you cook stuff with it
Question 6
How can I defeat Razwog?
again, press alt + f4 if you have windows
Question 7
How to go to the Haven?
you die
Question 8
How to sell item?
you eat it
Question 9
What is minerals?
you also eat these
Question 10
How to do Prestige Mission?
you do a % of a mission
Question 11
How to break a frozen player?
you throw freeze vails at them
Question 12
How to play Blast Network?
you shoot people
Question 13
Why my shield broken so fast?
because it was made to break
Question 14
How to get Jelly Gem?
you put a slime in a mineral
Question 15
What is the most strongest weapon?
proto sword
Question 16
How to play Lockdown?
lock the doors
Question 17
How to use trinkets?
you don't
Question 18
How long my energy takes to regenerate?
it doesn't
Question 19
What is Crystal Energy?
it's crystal energy, duh
Question 20
What is "gg" means?
grape gun
Question 21
What is "JK" means?
janitor king
Question 22
How to do Expansion Missions?
you expand stuff
Question 23
Where can I find Krogmo treasure box?
you force some devilite to give you one
Question 24
What is Krogmo Coins? How to use it?
you get them the same as above, you throw them at people
Question 25
Who is Kozma?
somebody
Question 26
Who is Kora?
that annoying knight
Question 27
Who is Feron?
nobody
Question 28
What is Snipes?
when you snipe somebody
Question 29
What is the name of the planet that we have crash?
candle
Question 30
Who is Arkus?
don't know
Question 31
What is Spiral Order?
spiral staircase court
Question 32
Who is Warmaster Seerus?
your mother
Question 33
Did all gremlin is evil?
the ones in emberlight are, the rest are good
Question 34
Which should I choose? Faust or Avenger?
choose proto sword
Question 35
A best way to kill Royal Jelly King?
just yell SPAM at him constantly
Question 36
What is Devillite
a light devil
Question 37
Can you explain more about Piercing,Shadow,Normal and Elemental damage?
but I never explaned it
Question 38
How can I find Sloom?
you give me all your stuff
Question 39
Why Sleep has been removed?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Question 40
The Core?
what about it?
Question 41
A best gear to beat Vanaduke?
proto
Question 42
What is Gremlin? Where they come from
some movie thing, your mother
Question 43
How to get Bombhead mask?
you explode
Question 44
How Shadow Lair created?
somebody accidently left the lights off for 2 long
Question 45
What is the most underrate class in Lockdown? Why
striker, because they sit there and do nothing
Question 46
What is GM stand four?
grape man
Question 47
What is Stranger?
someone you shouldn't talk 2
Question 48
Which is Battle Sprite I should choose?
wait, they are out now?
Question 49
What Energy do?
let you run
Question 50
How to kill Snarbolaxx?
you hug it
Question 51
What is noobs
you
Question 52
Where is Rescue Camp?
right behind you
Question 53
Who is Rhendon?
nosomebody
Question 54
Who is Euclid?
your mother
Question 55
Who is Grantz
your father
Question 56
Who is Parma?
stop asking me these questions
Question 57
Who is Rulen?
I SAID STOP
Question 58
Where alpha squad is?
under you
Question 59
HOW TO SHOOT?????
you aim your gun at yourself and press z
Question 60
what is the most best gear in Spiral Knights?
proto
Question 61
What is dangger mission?
somthing yu probally spelt wrog
Question 62
Who is Desna?
WHY ARE YOU ASKING THESE QUESTIONS AGAIN?!?
Question 63
What is Cautery Sword? It good?
something, no
Question 64
How to do rank mission?
you rank people
Question 65
How to becom good pro at tis game?
you hug EVERYONE (and press alt + f4 if you have windows)

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 18:30
#11
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Pipipipipi
aproved

aproved questions

question 66
how do you sit?

question 67
what is "snarby?"

question 68
what is RT?

question 69
what is a guild

question 70
what are mats?

question 71
how do I craft?

question 72
best way to beat romulas twins?

question 73
how to open core?

question 74
what are tokens?

question 75
what is tier 1? tier 2? tier 3?

question 76
what is vanguard

question 77
who is vana?

question 78
what is knight

question 79
what is proto?

question 80
how do I sheild?

question 81
how do I dash?

question 82
how do I bash?

question 83
what is wolver?

question 84
what is slime?

question 85
where are fourms?

Examples

question 66
how do you sit?
alt + f4
question 67
what is "snarby?"
something that snarbs
question 68
what is RT?
Real train
question 69
what is a guild
someone who guides you
question 70
what are mats?
something you put on your floor
question 71
how do I craft?
punch tree, get wood, make crafting table, done
question 72
best way to beat romulas twins?
you make sure their mother never had a second one
question 73
how to open core?
you blow it up
question 74
what are tokens?
something you put in slot machines
question 75
what is tier 1? tier 2? tier 3?
tier 1 is 1 layer of cake, tier 2 is 2, tier 3 is 3
question 76
what is vanguard
someone who guards vana
question 77
who is vana?
your flappy dada
question 78
what is knight
something that you never see these days
question 79
what is proto?
prototype to the max
question 80
how do I sheild?
do the harlem shake
question 81
how do I dash?
easy, you DON'T
question 82
how do I bash?
grab 2 enemys heads and bash them together
question 83
what is wolver?
someone who wolvs
question 84
what is slime?
stuff you eat with spoon
question 85
where are fourms?
nowhere

Tue, 07/23/2013 - 12:03
#12
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Doom-Xx
question 66 how do you

question 66
how do you sit?
Brake a chair with ur fat butt

question 67
what is "snarby?"
Your face

question 68
what is RT?
R3T4RD Turtle

question 69
what is a guild
a tour guide

question 70
what are mats?
soft things like carpets

question 71
how do I craft?
Play Minecraft

question 72
best way to beat romulas twins?
Cautery Sword. It melts their armor

question 73
how to open core?
Fire the death star's planet blower upper at it

question 74
what are tokens?
What you need a Chuck E cheese

question 75
what is tier 1? tier 2? tier 3?
Your face

question 76
what is vanguard
I think it's spelt Banguard. THey ban people

question 77
who is vana?
Duke Vanalord

question 78
what is knight
Armored nub

question 79
what is proto?
Something Ugly

question 80
how do I sheild?
Don't. It blows up in ur face

question 81
how do I dash?
With a jetpack

question 82
how do I bash?
With snorlax

question 83
what is wolver?
A dude

question 84
what is slime?
Crazy Dave's Mold Colonies

question 85
where are fourms?
Up my ***

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 19:14
#13
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Doom-Xx
MOAR!

Question 86
What does is Love Puppy?

Question 87
What is Mewkat?

Question 88
What is Impostocube?

Questoin 89
What is Soul Jelly?

Question 90
What is most underrated weapon in game? why?

Question 91
What is Impostoclaus?

Question 92
What is Winterfest?

Question 93
What is Dark Harvest?

Question 94
What is Punkin King???

Question 95
What is Costume? How to Get?

Question 96
How to Attach Accesories?

Question 97
What is Swarm? What dat doo?

Example

Question 86
What does is Love Puppy?
Evil Trickster dog

Question 87
What is Mewkat?
New Pokemon

Question 88
What is Impostocube?
Imposter dude who dresses up like a cube

Questoin 89
What is Soul Jelly?
your brain

Question 90
What is most underrated weapon in game? why?
Face Cake cuz it's for pros

Question 91
What is Impostoclaus?
The grinch

Question 92
What is Winterfest?
Messed up winter

Question 93
What is Dark Harvest?
Where you give ur soul jelly to me

Question 94
What is Punkin King???
King of Puns

Question 95
What is Costume? How to Get?
What you wear on Halloween. Buy them from WalMart

Question 96
How to Attach Accesories?
Stab urself with Scissor blades

Question 97
What is Swarm? What dat doo?
Swarm of bees? They sting you till u die

Sun, 07/21/2013 - 09:33
#14
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Pipipipipi
Question 86 What does is Love

Question 86
What does is Love Puppy?
your dog that marryed you
Question 87
What is Mewkat?
probally pokemon
Question 88
What is Impostocube?
immpossiblecube
Questoin 89
What is Soul Jelly?
a soul jelly
Question 90
What is most underrated weapon in game? why?
blitz, because it is very weak
Question 91
What is Impostoclaus?
immpossiblecube's fanny granny
Question 92
What is Winterfest?
you eat winter
Question 93
What is Dark Harvest?
you harvest dark
Question 94
What is Punkin King???
something you probally spelt wrong
Question 95
What is Costume? How to Get?
something you wear, you eat yourself
Question 96
How to Attach Accesories?
use needles
Question 97
What is Swarm? What dat doo?
something nice, give you presents

Mon, 07/22/2013 - 08:51
#15
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Usevnsevnsixfivfor

66. Inflate your butt with an inflator then fly to space.

67. Snorlax the Pokémon, not Snarbolax.

68. Rated T

69. A group used to start wars.

70. Carpets and rugs.

71. Open Minecraft

72. Inflate them with the inflater you used to inflate your butt.

73. Use a Shadow Key.

74. Frisbees used to throw to turn your enemies into Tropheys.

75. Tiers seperate pros from noobs as noobs do T3 and pros do T1.

76. A servent of Vana.

77. The master of Vanguards who protects them.

78. A piece in chess shaped like a horse that moves in an L shape.

79. You must be PRO TO equip it.

80. Break your shield then eat it.

81. Jump.

82. Punch.

83. A friendly dog that wants to play with you. It doesn't bite.

84. Food.

85. At the 28th level of Donkey Kong.

86. A dog that shoots blood at you that damages you.

87. A Pokémon.

88. A cube that is impossible to exist.

89. A jelly that eats souls.

90. A weapon that does the functions of FF, GF, Voltedge, Combuster, Sudarska, Achreon, DA, WRH, DVS, Winmillion, FoV, Polaris, Callahan, Biohazard, Blitz, Storm Driver, Magma Driver, Nova Driver, Umbra Driver, AP, Sentenza, Valiance, Swagger Storm, Ash of Agni, Venom Veiler, Voltaic Tempest, Nitronome, BAB, DR, GV, EV, Deadly Shard Bomb, Deadly Splinter Bomb, Deadly Crystal Bomb, Deadly Dark Matter Bomb, Shocking Salt Bomb, Scintillating Sun Shards, DBB, Cautery Sword, and the Crowbar with ASI CTR MSI DMG DCR SBI SGI MAX all at once.

91. An Impostocube that throws coal at enemies.

92. A meal of Winter.

93. You harvest Dark Matter.

94. Its spelled Pumpkin, not PUNkin.

95. Clothes used to kidnapp lone knights.

96. NEEDLES!!!

97. They are called Shadow Bugs. They make enemies and clone statues.

NEW QUESTIONS!!!!!

98. How to run SK?

99. How to attack with swords?

100. How to use bombs?

Tue, 07/23/2013 - 10:05
#16
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Doom-Xx
Question 98 How to run

Question 98
How to run SK?
Delete Java and flash player. Then Hack it and mess up the files.

Question 99
How to attack with swords?
Decapitate urself

Question 100
How to use bombs?
Light it on fire and eat it.

New Questions

Question 101
What is Kataclysmic Confrontation?

Question 102
What is Black Kat?

Question 103
What is Margrel?

Question 104
What is Owlite?

Question 105
What is Darkfang shield? where to find that?

Question 106
What is Spark of Life?

Question 107
What is Orb of Alchemy?

Question 108
What is Drakon?

Question 109
What is Seraphynx?

Question 110
What is Maskeraith?

Question 111
Where is Garrison?

Question 112
Where is Hall of Heroes?

Question 113
Where is Guild Hall?

Question 114
Can you tell me the best guild?

Question 115
Can I join a guild?

Question 116
What is Training hall?

Question 117
How to go in expidition in clockworks?

Question 118
How to bind to Steam?

Question 119
Where can I find Brimstone?

Question 120
How to get to 3*? 4* and 5*?

Question 121
What is Lockbox? What you need to unlock?

Question 122
What is sanctuary? How to get there?

Question 123
What is unknown passage?

Question 124
How to earn fast CE?

Question 125
How to trade?

Question 126
How to ignore?

Question 127
How to complain someone?

Examples

Question 101
What is Kataclysmic Confrontation?
Something that got spelt wrong. It's a very glitchy level where you have to fight monsters that have 1203812903810238 HP with Proto gear only

Question 102
What is Black Kat?
Run away if you see one. They give you bad luck

Question 103
What is Margrel?
Old angry hag who is torturing owls

Question 104
What is Owlite?
Free owls

Question 105
What is Darkfang shield? where to find that?
It's a shield make from Jabberwocky's mouth. Go kill him if you want it.

Question 106
What is Spark of Life?
Something that blows life up.

Question 107
What is Orb of Alchemy?
Golden poop with Crystalized Gatorade inside

Question 108
What is Drakon?
Mini Charizard

Question 109
What is Seraphynx?
Furry Mew

Question 110
What is Maskeraith?
Purple Duskull

Question 111
Where is Garrison?
Up a Gremlins @**

Question 112
Where is Hall of Heroes?
Military

Question 113
Where is Guild Hall?
Ancient times

Question 114
Can you tell me the best guild?
No

Question 115
Can I join a guild?
No

Question 116
What is Training hall?
My basement

Question 117
How to go in expidition in clockworks?
You don't

Question 118
How to bind to Steam?
Throw your computer at a train

Question 119
Where can I find Brimstone?
Hell

Question 120
How to get to 3*? 4* and 5*?
You can't

Question 121
What is Lockbox? What you need to unlock?
It is my indestructilbe safe that YOU CAN'T UNLOCK

Question 122
What is sanctuary? How to get there?
Go in the middle of the Sahara and dig 2342342342343423423423423423 Kilometers. Don't bring food or water and don't ride a helicopter or plane cuz the sanctuary will self destruct if you do.

Question 123
What is unknown passage?
My house

Question 124
How to earn fast CE?
Buy lotsa gatorade and put em in the fridge

Question 125
How to trade?
Shove a Brimstone up someones @**

Question 126
How to ignore?
Attach Silencers to your ears

Question 127
How to complain someone?
Whack em

Tue, 07/23/2013 - 11:57
#17
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Doom-Xx
Oh, and plz copy-paste the

Oh, and plz copy-paste the questions when ur answering so it's more convenient for people to read

Mon, 07/29/2013 - 13:53
#18
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Popoixd
66.How do you sit? Simple,you

66.How do you sit?
Simple,you take a official zombie you CENSERED him then you'll sit.

67.What is "snarby?"
Snarbyaxlazortationnuflawlocallacanmotiko.

68.What is RT?
Rocking Turtle.

69.What is a guild?
Its a association of person who have a same objective.KILL YOU.

70.What are mats?
FOOOOOOOOOOOOD.Eat them all espacially rocket sprocket !!!

71.How do I craft?
Its better for you to don't know.

72Best way to beat romulas twins?
This one is the exeption,YOU NIOTRONOME HIM IN THE FACE !!!!

73.How to open core?
Idon't actually know how to open someone.

74.What are tokens?
The thing you use in casino.

75.What is tier 1? tier 2? tier 3?
Its when you suicide if you was good you go in tiers 1,if you was neutral you go in tier 2 and if you was evil you go in tier 4.Its said there is a tiers 4 for demonique person but nothing is comfirmed.

76.What is vanguard?
Its people who a supposly go in tiers 4.

77.Who is vana?
God(Seerus)best friend.

78.What is knight?
The little bird who alway try to kill you by nuking the world.

79.What is proto?
One of the best set of the game EVER.

80.How do I sheild?
You take your shield,you pu it on your face and you run in the battle.

81.How do I dash?
You sarte to run as fast as you can.

82.How do I bash?
You sarte to run as fast as you can whit you shield on your face.

83.What is wolver?
Some type of clone.(And its sort of true)

84.What is slime?
Satan best friend.

85.Where are fourms?
Somewhere in the spiral knight wiki.

86.What does is Love Puppy?
Its the most demonique enemy of this game.When you see one kill him as fast as you can and don't get touched !!!!!!!!!!!!!

87.What is Mewkat?
The best friend of Love Puppy.Do that ^.

88.What is Impostocube?
Some sphere that make himn pass for an cube.

89.What is Soul Jelly?
What you get when you take out your soul and put it in jello.

90.What is most underrated weapon in game? why?
Combuster/Glacius/Voltege cause their charge suck.

91.What is Impostoclaus?
A fase santa claus.

92.What is Winterfest?
When its winter and someone do a fest.

93.What is Dark Harvest?
Someone did and harvest but forgot the light so it was dark.

94.What is Punkin King???
King Of The Pumpkins.DU'H.

95.What is Costume? How to Get?
HALLOWEEN YOU KNO !?!?!?!

96.How to Attach Accesories?

Question 97
What is Swarm? What dat doo?

Question 98
How to run SK?

Question 99
How to attack with swords?

Question 100
How to use bombs?

Question 101
What is Kataclysmic Confrontation?

Question 102
What is Black Kat?

Question 103
What is Margrel?

Question 104
What is Owlite?

Question 105
What is Darkfang shield? where to find that?

Question 106
What is Spark of Life?

Question 107
What is Orb of Alchemy?

Question 108
What is Drakon?

Question 109
What is Seraphynx?

Question 110
What is Maskeraith?

Question 111
Where is Garrison?

Question 112
Where is Hall of Heroes?

Question 113
Where is Guild Hall?

Question 114
Can you tell me the best guild?

Question 115
Can I join a guild?

Question 116
What is Training hall?

Question 117
How to go in expidition in clockworks?

Question 118
How to bind to Steam?

Question 119
Where can I find Brimstone?

Question 120
How to get to 3*? 4* and 5*?

Question 121
What is Lockbox? What you need to unlock?

Question 122
What is sanctuary? How to get there?

Question 123
What is unknown passage?

Question 124
How to earn fast CE?

Question 125
How to trade?

Question 126
How to ignore?

Question 127
How to complain someone?

I'll finish latter.

Thu, 08/15/2013 - 09:02
#19
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Xspiral-Ace
Questions for the questions that questions your question.

Question 1
How to change profile avatar?
Talk to Avatar Aang.

Question 2
Where is the Auction House?
Go to your house.

Question 3
What is energy?
Energy, duh.

Question 4
What is Spiral Knight wiki?
I don't know.

Question 5
How to use recipes?
Step 1: Read it.

Question 6
How can I defeat Razwog?
Pull his leg.

Question 7
How to go to the Haven?
You mean Heaven? You take a plane called Death.

Question 8
How to sell item?
You give it to me.

Question 9
What are minerals?
Good stuff for your body.

Question 10
How to do Prestige Mission?
Ask the President.

Question 11
How to break a frozen player?
HULK SMASH!

Question 12
How to play Blast Network?
Go online and type "Blast".

Question 13
Why my shield broken so fast?
It's still in one piece.

Question 14
How to get Jelly Gem?
Get a gem and smear jelly on it.

Question 15
What is the most strongest weapon?
My hands.

Question 16
How to play Lockdown?
Lock all the doors and windows.

Question 17
How to use trinkets?
You wear it.

Question 18
How long my energy takes to regenerate?
Until you fall asleep.

Question 19
What is Crystal Energy?
Crystals that make you CRYSTAL CRAZY like Crash Bandicoot.

Question 20
What is "gg" means?
Golden goose

Question 21
What is "JK" means?
Jelly Krimpets

Question 22
How to do Expansion Missions?
Wait for a 1000 years or so.

Question 23
Where can I find Krogmo treasure box?
Go to King Krogmo and take his crown then exchange it for a box.

Question 24
What is Krogmo Coins? How to use it?
Coins smothered in Krogmo's blood. You demand what you want from the king in exchange for his blood.

Question 25
Who is Kozma?
A cutie.

Question 26
Who is Kora?
My receptionist.

Question 27
Who is Feron?
One scary dude.

Question 28
What is Snipes?
Peeps

Question 29
What is the name of the planet that we have crash?
Your worst nightmare..

Question 30
Who is Arkus?
A Spammer

Question 31
What is Spiral Order?
A group of brainless morons.

Question 32
Who is Warmaster Seerus?
Who?

Question 33
Did all gremlin is evil?
Ask Punch.

Question 34
Which should I choose? Faust or Avenger?
The blue one.

Question 35
A best way to kill Royal Jelly King?
Get a nightblade and use it to smear him on your toast.

Question 36
What is Devillite
A devil that can glow.

Question 37
Can you explain more about Piercing,Shadow,Normal and Elemental damage?
Pierce is off to summer camp. Shadow is busy playing with chaos control. Normal doesn't exist in our world. Elementals are sealed away, thanks to Crash and Aku Aku.

Question 38
How can I find Sloom?
You can't, they're extinct.

Question 39
Why Sleep has been removed?
Because it was a useless idea.

Question 40
The Core?
Where Scrat shaped the world in his own image.

Question 41
A best gear to beat Vanaduke?
Wear an afro. I can feel a fire in my soul!

Question 42
What is Gremlin? Where they come from
Mort is the cause of this..

Question 43
How to get Bombhead mask?
You glue a bomb onto your face.

Question 44
How Shadow Lair created?
By throwing trash down into the core of the world.

Question 45
What is the most underrate class in lockdown?
Math Class.

Question 46
What is GM stand four?
Grand Mama!

Question 47
What is Stranger?
Someone that you shouldn't receive candy from.

Question 48
Which is Battle Sprite I should choose?
Lemon-Lime

Question 49
What Energy do?
Energize

Question 50
How to kill Snarbolaxx?
Get bit by him in the moonlight then you'll become like him.

Question 51
What are noobs?
Goofy people like me.

Question 52
Where is Rescue Camp?
Don't bother to look, they are supposed to rescue you.

Question 53
Who is Rhendon?
The guy that can never do his job right.

Question 54
Who is Euclid?
Somebody

Question 55
Who is Grantz
I think he's a genie.

Question 56
Who is Parma?
A friend.

Question 57
Who is Rulen?
He is the someone that makes up rules and breaks them.

Question 58
Where alpha squad is?
The A-Team

Question 59
HOW TO SHOOT?????
Throw you gun at the enemy and hope for the best.

Question 60
what is the most best gear in Spiral Knights?
Mine.

Question 61
What is dangger mission?
A mission when you are with Danger Duck.

Question 62
Who is Desna?
A girl pirate.

Question 63
What is Cautery Sword? It good?
You can cut anything. Too good for you.

Question 64
How to do rank mission?
Join the army.

Question 65
How to become good pro at tis game?
Spend lots of cash, rip your heart out, and demand that you are Sparta. Then do what you wish.

question 66
How do you sit?
Like this. /bends down to the ground and sits.

question 67
What is "Snarby?"
A snare trap for rats.

question 68
what is RT?
Red Toast

question 69
what is a guild
Something like Fairy Tail.

question 70
what are mats?
You use it wipe your feet.

question 71
how do I craft?
Get a hammer and pound metal.

question 72
Best way to beat Roarmulus twins?
Take them apart with this wrench.

question 73
How to open core?
Cut it with a sharp knife.

question 74
what are tokens?
Coins for gambling in casinos.

question 75
what is tier 1? tier 2? tier 3?
1,2,3 tired of you asking me questions.

question 76
What is vanguard?
A guard that guards my van.

question 77
Who is Vana?
A giant hairball with a hammer.

question 78
What is knight?
The time you should go to sleep!

Question 79
What is proto?
The stuff Protoman can only do.

Question 80
How do I shield?
You hold it up to your face so you won't get smacked silly.

Question 81
How do I dash?
You use your legs.

Question 82
How do I bash?
You attempt to hit them with a sledge hammer.

Question 83
What is wolver?
Wolves

Question 84
what is slime?
It is not slime, it is MUCOUS!

Question 85
Where are forums?
Right here.

86.What does is Love Puppy?
Puppies that give HUGS AND LOVE!

87.What is Mewkat?
The most misleading and evilest thing in the world.

88.What is Impostocube?
An impostor.

Questoin 89
What is Soul Jelly?
A soul that decide to become jelly.

Question 90
What is most underrated weapon in game? why?
You're face! It doesn't even look scary, ugly, or cute. Just tis. O.O

Question 91
What is Impostoclaus?
The same impostor the wears a hat.

Question 92
What is Winterfest?
When winter has a feast.

Question 93
What is Dark Harvest?
The day gremlins decided to take over the world by sprinkling dark matter all over the crops.

Question 94
What is Punkin King???
King of Puns.

Question 95
What is Costume? How to Get?
Have you ever gone out for Halloween?

Question 96
How to Attach Accesories?
You put it where ever you want and hope that it stays there.

Question 97
What is Swarm? What dat doo?
A swarm that like to sting you to death.

Question 98
How to run SK?
Put it on a treadmill and turn it on.

Question 99
How to attack with swords?
You swing it.

Question 100
How to use bombs?
You light it up and hold it.

Question 101
What is Kataclysmic Confrontation?
When my friend, Hamster, decides to take the day off and talk to you..

Question 102
What is Black Kat?
Bad luck.

Question 103
What is Margrel?
A poor Kat that lost his friends.

Question 104
What is Owlite?
An owl species that used to exist.

Question 105
What is Darkfang shield? where to find that?
Ugly thing. Go to a dark corner and pull a tooth out.

Question 106
What is Spark of Life?
My soul.

Question 107
What is Orb of Alchemy?
The Philosopher Stone.

Question 108
What is Drakon?
A baby dragon.

Question 109
What is Seraphynx?
A baby sphinx.

Question 110
What is Maskeraith?
One who has issues that have yet to be resolved.

Question 111
Where is Garrison?
Gary is at the Viridian City Gym in the Kanto Region.

Question 112
Where is Hall of Heroes?
You're not the hero. Go get some training from Phil on Mount Olympus.

Question 113
Where is Guild Hall?
Somewhere over there. /points in every direction possible.

Question 114
Can you tell me the best guild?
No.

Question 115
Can I join a guild?
Depends.

Question 116
What is Training hall?
The place you can catch the train.

Question 117
How to go in expedition in clockworks?
You jump down into a pit.

Question 118
How to bind to Steam?
Tie it with a rope.

Question 119
Where can I find Brimstone?
In a dark and creepy cave.

Question 120
How to get to 3*? 4* and 5*?
Take a picture of the Sun, Alpha Centurion, Leo, Orion, and Draco. That's.. 1..2..3..4.. 5* for you!

Question 121
What is Lockbox? What you need to unlock?
A treasure chest that you need a key for.

Question 122
What is sanctuary? How to get there?
Well, uhh.. you take a left, go to 2 meters, then go right to your death. From there, some guys will transport you for the rest of the way.

Question 123
What is unknown passage?
A passage that is still unknown.

Question 124
How to earn fast CE?
Get ICE and take the I away.

Question 125
How to trade?
Throw a coin into the well and wait for the thing you want to come out of the water.

Question 126
How to ignore?
Don't talk to them.

Question 127
How to complain someone?
Say something back..

Question 128
Who is Basil?
A deadly stalker.

Wed, 07/31/2013 - 17:08
#20
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Doom-Xx
Don't take this seerusly despite the statement

I need helps with new update

Question 129
How to get battle sprite?

Question 130
How to feed pet?

Question 131
How to unlocks new skill for sprite?

Question 132
Who is morlin?

Question 133
Where is lab

Question 134
A best way to defeat the collector?

Question 135
How to change difficulty?

Question 136
How to rename pet?

Question 137
How to get another sprite?

Question 138
Which is best sprite?

Question 139
What is forge?

Question 140
How to level up gear?

Question 141
What is Heat crystal?

Question 142
What is Evo Catalyst?

Question 143
What is ultimate skills? How to get them

Question 144
How to unlock skill for pets

Question 145
Can you tell me the skills of the pets?

Question 146
Why is heat revive removed?

Question 147
How to inspect?

Question 148
How to turn on full inspect?

Question 149
How to get pet food?

Question 150
How to Lvl up pet?

Examples

Question 129
How to get battle sprite?
Drink coke

Question 130
How to feed pet?
Dump stuff in his bowl

Question 131
How to unlocks new skill for sprite?
Potty train him

Question 132
Who is morlin?
Some weird wizard biologist

Question 133
Where is lab
Go left, then drive into tree

Question 134
A best way to defeat the collector?
Melt him with cautery sword

Question 135
How to change difficulty?
Restart the game

Question 136
How to rename pet?
You can't cuz if ya do the pet will get confused

Question 137
How to get another sprite?
The vending machine

Question 138
Which is best sprite?
Coke

Question 139
What is forge?
Illegal factory

Question 140
How to level up gear?
You can only level it down

Question 141
What is Heat crystal?
Plutonium thingy

Question 142
What is Evo Catalyst?
Plant food

Question 143
What is ultimate skills? How to get them?
It's for pros only

Question 144
How to unlock skill for pets
Make sure he's not a noob

Question 145
Can you tell me the skills of the pets?
Um... The dog can go angry, eat its own tail, and bite noobs. The cat can be lazy, suddenly give people heart attacks, and use the litter box. The cow can shoot poo, moo, and it can eat grass

Question 146
Why is heat revive removed?
Because many people suck

Question 147
How to inspect?
With magnifying glass

Question 148
How to turn on full inspect?
Ya can't

Question 149
How to get pet food?
At the pet store

Question 150
How to Lvl up pet?
Wait a year

Thu, 08/15/2013 - 09:15
#21
Xspiral-Ace's picture
Xspiral-Ace
Ooh..

Question 129
How to get battle sprite?
Find it in tall grass right outside Pallet Town.

Question 130
How to feed pet?
Throw food at it.

Question 131
How to unlocks new skill for sprite?
Pssst.. feed it with this book. "Learning New Skills for Dummies"

Question 132
Who is morlin?
Merlin? A wizard.

Question 133
Where is lab?
Follow Dexter, he'll show you the way.

Question 134
A best way to defeat the collector?
Throw a dust bunny at his face.

Question 135
How to change difficulty?
Settings>Game>Find it yourself.

Question 136
How to rename pet?
Draws on a board written, "Rename." ~Done

Question 137
How to get another sprite?
Kidnap it.

Question 138
Which is best sprite?
The best one is Magikarp. Ultimate move: Splash

Question 139
What is forge?
I don't know, some new thing we use stuff with..

Question 140
How to level up gear?
When you think you are ready for the next level just say, "Level UP!"

Question 141
What is Heat crystal?
A crystal that is hot.

Question 142
What is Evo Catalyst?
The Evolvo-Ray version 3

Question 143
What is ultimate skills? How to get them
The ultimate, you fight someone has the skill and win it.

Question 144
How to unlock skill for pets
Train them with biscuits.

Question 145
Can you tell me the skills of the pets?
Eat, Sleep, Roll over, etc.

Question 146
Why is heat revive removed?
Because the sun is already burning up!

Question 147
How to inspect?
You stare at them for a very long time.

Question 148
How to turn on full inspect?
You go to someone and ask them if they can see what you are wearing.

Question 149
How to get pet food?
Go to Petco.

Question 150
How to Lvl up pet?
Like vegetables for life.

Mon, 08/05/2013 - 07:00
#22
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Usevnsevnsixfivfor

101. Where the cats meet at the end of the day when the space ship flies away.

102. A black cat. Duh.

103. A maid dressed in neon orange that sumo wrestles turtles.

104. An owl that abused the powers of light.

105. It is Windows Firewall for your enemies.

106. A 5* material used to craft. It does not revive others.

107. A ball that people go crazy for to launch enemies to space.

108. Charizard

109. Mew

110. Duskull

111. Gary is a snail, not a place.

112. You are no hero.

113. Where guilds start wars.

114. Fehzor auto-responds "No."

115. Fehzor auto-responds "No."

116. The corridors where trains ram rams over.

117. Eat a clock then go to work.

118. DUCT TAPE!!!

119. In the Nether regions.

120. Make a 3*, 4*, and 5* hotel.

121. A chest you unlock by pressing A in front of it.

122. A sanctuary that destroys evil relics.

123. An unknown passage.

124. Go to space then buy a spa company.

125. Give your items away.

126. Make friends with him.

127. Be nice to them.

128. A stalker that wants you to buy his evil devices.

129. They are found in tall grass.

130. Choke it with the food.

131. Feed it some runes.

132. Merlon? A wizard. (i am mr. copy hahaha)

133. Where dead threads rest in peace.

134. Make it collect bombs as it tries to collect you.

135. Choose the wrong choices.

136. Teach it to come up with names.

137. Capture it in a ball a quarter its size.

138. Unown with the most unpredictable move Hidden Power. Magikarp doesn't compare.

139. What we use to forge.

140. Stuff rare candies inside the gear.

141. A stone used to level up certain Pokemon.

142. A cataclysmic evolution.

143. Skills that are ultimate. Fight others to get them.

144. Feed them.

145. Jump, Sit, Speak, Lie Down, etc.

146. qwertyderpwhat?

147. Stare at someone with x-ray goggles.

148. Remove your clothes.

149. Go to the Poke-mart.

150. Use Rare Candies.

Mon, 08/05/2013 - 12:18
#23
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
Pistol is best weapon in TF2

Can you edit your first post so the new questions are in it?

Question 1
How to change profile avatar?
ANSWER: Learn how to airbend, waterbend, earthbend, and firebend.

Question 2
Where is Auction House?
ANSWER: After the Waterway, use the Booster to go back to the Hermit Gunsmith's house.

Question 3
What is energy?
ANSWER: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...

Question 4
What is Spiral Knight wiki?
ANSWER: A potato.

Question 5
How to use recipe?
ANSWER: Take a potato chip... AND EAT IT.

Question 6
How can I defeat Razwog?
ANSWER: With the power of friendship.

Question 7
How to go to the Haven?
ANSWER: Die. Be warned; this may instead take you to Firestorm Citadel.

Question 8
How to sell item?
ANSWER: Throw it in the air and hit it with a baseball bat.

Question 9
What is minerals?
ANSWER: Something your daily diet should supply you with, along with vitamins.

Question 10
How to do Prestige Mission?
ANSWER: Jump off the Core and you win the Prestige Mission.

Question 11
How to break a frozen player?
ANSWER: Drop a boulder on their head.

Question 12
How to play Blast Network?
ANSWER: Set an explosive by your internet router, and detonate it.

Question 13
Why my shield broken so fast?
ANSWER: It's actually Meta Knight. Meta Knight has always been broken.

Question 14
How to get Jelly Gem?
ANSWER: Leave a can of Smuckers in the freezer for 1000 years.

Question 15
What is the most strongest weapon?
ANSWER: My bare hands.

Question 16
How to play Lockdown?
ANSWER: Lock all the doors, bar the windows, and barricade yourself in a room with a rocket launcher, multiple cans of baked beans, and as many editions of "Guns and Haircuts" as you can find.

Question 17
How to use trinkets?
ANSWER: The same way you use odds, ends, and that sort of thing.

Question 18
How long my energy takes to regenerate?
ANSWER: Search your feelings...

Question 19
What is Crystal Energy?
ANSWER: Illegal.

Question 20
What is "gg" means?
ANSWER: Gore Generator.

Question 21
What is "JK" means?
ANSWER: JK means are always equal to (J+K)/2.

Question 22
How to do Expansion Missions?
ANSWER: Blow up the moon.

Question 23
Where can I find Krogmo treasure box?
ANSWER: After clearing Built to Destroy!, immediately check the wrecked robot in the corner to get the tow rope. Jump into the fountain in Haven's town square, find the giant Krogmo Coin in the secret room, and without being spotted by Sullivan, tow it to Vatel in the Bazaar. He will then buy a VIP card. Once Vatel joins your party, use the VIP card to get into Krogmo HQ. Sneak past the Gun Puppies without being seen and make it to the far right room. You will see King Krogmo fighting a pile of treasure with boxing gloves. If you kill the pile of treasure, King Krogmo will give you the Spur, which is the best weapon in the game.

Question 24
What is Krogmo Coins? How to use it?
ANSWER: Krogmo Coins are 2004 propaganda designed to get you to vote for John Kerry. This kind of backfired because Spiral Knights did not come out until long after the election. Some members of the Democratic Party try to hide this humiliating error by hunting down and killing anyone who owns Krogmo Coins. Therefore the best use is to simply give them to me. I have a strange Flamethrower that counts Assassins Killed.

Question 25
Who is Kozma?
ANSWER: She's Scout's mother.

Question 26
Who is Kora?
ANSWER: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Question 27
Who is Feron?
ANSWER: Feron is a general of the Gestahl Empire that you can opt to fight in Kefka's Tower if you re-recruit Sabin with Strago in your party. Feron uses Vanish on your party, followed by X-Zone, and then keeps using the very same combo over and over again; he also has twice Kefka's max HP and has an underling that uses the secret spell Cure 9001 every turn. If you kill Feron, you get the Proto Sword, the worst weapon in the game. But wagering the Proto Sword in the colosseum will get you the Uber Elixir if you win, which is an Elixir with infinite uses.

Question 28
What is Snipes?
ANSWER: The most annoying class in the game.

Question 29
What is the name of the planet that we have crash?
ANSWER: Sparta.

Question 30
Who is Arkus?
ANSWER: Leonidas.

Question 31
What is Spiral Order?
ANSWER: It's when you give someone a command while spinning around and around in circles.

Question 32
Who is Warmaster Seerus?
ANSWER: Your mom.

Question 33
Did all gremlin is evil?
ANSWER: You can't get ye flask.

Question 34
Which should I choose? Faust or Avenger?
ANSWER: Faust ends up dead, while the Avengers live and save the day. Go with the Avengers for sure.

Question 35
A best way to kill Royal Jelly King?
ANSWER: Kill the queen bee and she can't make any more royal jelly.

Question 36
What is Devillite
ANSWER: A fallen angel with four different light-up settings.

Question 37
Can you explain more about Piercing,Shadow,Normal and Elemental damage?
ANSWER: Normal damage teases all the other damages because they're not as popular. Elemental damage will grow up to teach Calculus at Harvard, and doesn't give a rat's rear what Normal damage tells it. Piercing damage wears too much bling on his face, and his doctor told him that if he gets any more piercings, he'll die by the age of 23 from blood loss. Shadow damage has been very depressed lately from the death of his late friend Sunny Shards, but Elemental damage has really been helping him cope and he seems to be moving on.

Question 38
How can I find Sloom?
ANSWER: On Route 13, use Strength on the tall grass, then press A-B-L-R-Start-Select.

Question 39
Why Sleep has been removed?
ANSWER: Because everyone was being lazy and wouldn't get up to fight and collect crowns.

Question 40
The Core?
ANSWER: It's a difficult boss, but if you stay at a higher elevation while the water is low, you won't drown. It helps if Curly has the Machine Gun. Don't forget to check the corner for the Tow Rope before (or immediately after) you fight it!

Question 41
A best gear to beat Vanaduke?
ANSWER: Probably the gear that Throne Room is inside. That's the gear Vanaduke is in, so it's the best gear to beat Vanaduke in.

Question 42
What is Gremlin? Where they come from
ANSWER: Gremlins came from foreign cars. They make your face fall off and then blend it up in their smoothies.

Question 43
How to get Bombhead mask?
ANSWER: See a psychiatrist.

Question 44
How Shadow Lair created?
ANSWER: Three Rings programmed it and added it to the game.

Question 45
What is the most underrate class in Lockdown? Why?
ANSWER: The Gun Puppy. Nobody ever uses it except the CPU, but it spreads a lot of bullets..

Mon, 08/12/2013 - 13:48
#24
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Doctorspacebar
Pistol is best weapon in TF2

Since you guys ain't responding, I'll answer some more.

Question 46
What is GM stand four?
ANSWER: Truth, justice, and the American way.

Question 47
What is Stranger?
ANSWER: Danger.

Question 48
Which is Battle Sprite I should choose?
ANSWER: Don't go into battle with a can of Sprite! Get a REAL gun, kid.

Question 49
What Energy do?
ANSWER: The energy that do is Crystal Energy; Mist Energy is the energy that don't.

Question 50
How to kill Snarbolaxx?
ANSWER: Punch it in the face.

Question 51
What is noobs
ANSWER: Anyone who disagrees with you.

Question 52
Where is Rescue Camp?
ANSWER: Second star to the right and straight on until morning.

Question 53
Who is Rhendon?
ANSWER: He's the RED Spy!

Question 54
Who is Euclid?
ANSWER: Lord Dumblesnape.

Question 55
Who is Grantz
ANSWER: Your father. Join him and you will rule the galaxy as father and son.

Question 56
Who is Parma?
ANSWER: Curly Brace's violent bomb-wielding cousin.

Question 57
Who is Rulen?
ANSWER: Someone who measures inches and centimeters.

Question 58
Where alpha squad is?
ANSWER: In the time it took you to ask this question, I've already located them, hidden them somewhere you'll never find them, ubered a Heavy, taken your intelligence, and smoked three pipes.

Question 59
HOW TO SHOOT?????
ANSWER: Hit the Dash Button while facing a lava tile.

Question 60
what is the most best gear in Spiral Knights?
ANSWER: Good question! But I'd have to say the gear that holds Depth 28 since that's the one with the most potential for treasure.

Question 61
What is dangger mission?
ANSWER: Somewhere you should go in full Proto with a Proto Sword.

Question 62
Who is Desna?
ANSWER: Desna is a level 9001 elite mob that periodically beats the crap out of Sylvanas with Sudaruska charges.

Question 63
What is Cautery Sword? It good?
ANSWER: Cautery Sword is food for Drakons. If you feed it to Maskeraiths, they explode and die and leave bloody giblets all over the floor that kill enemies instantly.

Question 64
How to do rank mission?
ANSWER: Enter a mission shortly after eating a generous amount of beans. Carry a full-sized bag of month-old garbage while keeping a nest of stinkbugs in your helmet. It should be pretty rank in there soon enough.

Question 65
How to becom good pro at tis game?
ANSWER: First, you must have the Neutralizer and Cold Snap. To unlock the Goodpro, you must explore the Clockwork Tunnels on Depth 25 until you find a room with golden Wisps circling around two blocks. Push one of the blocks down two spaces and you'll reveal a secret room near the entrance. The boss of Depth 25, Slenderman, lives in this secret room. Lay four Neutralizer charges on Slenderman while he's watching Cave Story gameplay videos on YouTube without him noticing you, then hit the blue switch to cause Slenderman to turn into a chicken. Kill the chicken with the Cold Snap, pick up its feather, and wait for the helicopter to arrive. When it does, lay two Neutralizer charges on it and then enter it. Inside, you should find the Scout, who will use the Force-A-Nature to propel you onto the flying limousine fortress. You will be at low health, so use a Health Capsule! Walk through to the front of the flying limousine fortress, and hit the party button. Slenderman should appear again. During his initial conversation, find the Slender Chicken Feather in your inventory, click on it, and select "Duke Nukem". Duke Nukem will appear and start shooting at Slenderman while swearing in all caps. Shield bash Slenderman and he should die and drop the Goodpro. The Goodpro is a special armor suit you can wear to temporarily become Goodpro, the most powerful wielder of the Cautery Sword in history. While in the Goodpro suit, you get a +2000% damage bonus to damage with the Cautery Sword, and if you're wielding the Cautery Sword and look at a Slime, Vanaduke, or Slenderman, it will just fall over, die, and drop a Spark of Life.

Tue, 08/13/2013 - 23:54
#25
Xwert's picture
Xwert
....LMFAO (not even gonna mention mewkat)

LMFAO

I read every post, am laughing my ass off, it hurts XD

I love these posts, especially the first, the 1 b4 this, and one in the middle XD

Lmfao.. XD

Thu, 08/15/2013 - 08:53
#26
Xspiral-Ace's picture
Xspiral-Ace
Great~

I'm glad that you like what we came up with! :D

Why don't you try one?
Come on. Just try.
Do it.
Why not?
You're not funny? Who said so?
You?
Nah, I am pretty sure you can think of one. It doesn't take much to be funny.
If you can't do it, then that means this is cheese right here, in my hand? Not an unstable core?

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 19:09
#27
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
Pistol is best weapon in TF2

question 66
how do you sit?
ANSWER: Get killed by continuity errors.

question 67
what is "snarby?"
ANSWER: Snarby is a front for the KGB.

question 68
what is RT?
ANSWER: A rototiller, obviously. You don't know **** from apple butter, do you?

question 69
what is a guild
ANSWER: A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!

question 70
what are mats?
ANSWER: You're asking about mates on the Spiral Knights forums?! There are CHILDREN here!

question 71
how do I craft?
ANSWER: Hit Up Down Up Down Left Left Right Right A B A B Alt F4.

question 72
best way to beat romulas twins?
ANSWER: Use a Flourish. It's a popular LD weapon, it MUST be good!

question 73
how to open core?
ANSWER: Punch it in the face.

question 74
what are tokens?
ANSWER: Cliches.

question 75
what is tier 1? tier 2? tier 3?
ANSWER: Silly bowser, tiers are for... suckers.

question 76
what is vanguard
ANSWER: You know that secret service guy that stands outside the president's van? He's guarding it. He's a van guard. Vanguard. Sheesh, you'd think it'd be obvious.

question 77
who is vana?
ANSWER: A prominent 4chan user.

question 78
what is knight
ANSWER: Have you ever heard of Nightman? One of the best superheroes they came out with. When he punched a villain, instead of "Ka-night", they'd go "K'-night" to mix things up.

question 79
what is proto?
ANSWER: Proto Man is Dr. Light's first robot.

question 80
how do I sheild?
ANSWER: Hit Ctrl-W.

question 81
how do I dash?
ANSWER: It's the key just above the P and the left braces.

question 82
how do I bash?
ANSWER: Go to any thread written by a certain Lockdown Jock who SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS and point out that Spiral Knights is a game and he doesn't need to take it too seriously. I hear that's what he calls bashing.

question 83
what is wolver?
ANSWER: Wolver is hungry because you not feed it. FEED WOLVER. NOW.

question 84
what is slime?
ANSWER: Must... resist... urge... to bring up... politics...

question 85
where are fourms?
ANSWER: Just four? You'll find WAY more than four m's in a bag of M&Ms.

Question 86
What does is Love Puppy?
ANSWER: Enough with the inappropriate questions. Wash your mouth out. WITH LIFEBUOY.

Question 87
What is Mewkat?
ANSWER: A kat that mews. Duh.

Question 88
What is Impostocube?
ANSWER: An Elvis impersonator.

Questoin 89
What is Soul Jelly?
ANSWER: Another Elvis impersonator. Haven't you heard Impostocube and Soul Jelly's cover of Hound Dog? No? That's because you clearly don't speak Jelly.

Question 90
What is most underrated weapon in game? why?
ANSWER: Obviously the Brandishes. People hate Brandishes so much they're calling for them to be nerfed.

Question 91
What is Impostoclaus?
ANSWER: Here's an Impostor Claus! WARNING: Comic contains a little graphic violence, a small helping of morbid humor, and worst of all, A SCOUT.

Question 92
What is Winterfest?
ANSWER: The Spiral Knights version of Oktoberfest.

Question 93
What is Dark Harvest?
ANSWER: Starbucks' main import.

Question 94
What is Punkin King???
ANSWER: There's no Punkin King, Linus.

Question 95
What is Costume? How to Get?
ANSWER: To acquire Costume, you must stack three Neutralizer charges on Slenderman while otherwise doing everything required to obtain the Goodpro. Afterwards, you must challenge Duke Nukem to a Pokemon Battle. Nukem's team consists of Metal Gear REX, SCP-137, Weegee, Sergeant Crits, a Turkey, and Dheginsea. The Turkey must be defeated with a Ground-type move- but be warned, it has the Illusion ability, like Zorua, and since Dheginsea (the one Turkey will be impersonating) is Dragon-type you'll be tempted to use Ice on him. Also, the Turkey is Flying-type, and thus, is immune to Ground-type attacks most of the time, so bring a Mold Breaker. If you defeat Nukem's team, and defeat the Turkey with a Ground-type attack, Duke Nukem will get angry and think you cheated, then try to kill you with a knife. Use the Slender Chicken Feather to teleport Duke Nukem into a tank of Jarate for three minutes, after which he will puke out the Costume and leave, disgusted. The Costume has the ability to make your Knight look like a Gremlin in a tuxedo, tricking enemies into not attacking you. If you want the Goodpro later, you can still get it after helping Krogmo kill the Boxing Treasure.

Question 96
How to Attach Accesories?
ANSWER: Punch the accessories in the face.

Question 97
What is Swarm? What dat doo?
ANSWER: Swarm is an essential vitamin that helps perspiration. Eat it with every meal.

98. How to run SK?
ANSWER: Pick up your computer and start running while it's loading SK. You should be running SK.

99. How to attack with swords?
ANSWER: Throw your sword in the air, jump, get the sword to stick in your helmet in mid-air, and perform a flying headbutt that hits the enemy with the pommel of your sword. Not the usual method, but it'll definitely surprise 'em.

100. How to use bombs?
ANSWER: Very carefully.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 07:32
#28
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
I have returned from the grave to give the living haircuts!

Question 101
What is Kataclysmic Confrontation?
ANSWER: It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

Question 102
What is Black Kat?
ANSWER: A monster whose hairballs are the source of all Poison-based enemies.

Question 103
What is Margrel?
ANSWER: An australian mammalian semi-aquatic agent.

Question 104
What is Owlite?
ANSWER: Very good deep-fried with ketchup.

Question 105
What is Darkfang shield? where to find that?
ANSWER: Something you don't want! Vendor it before it kills you!

Question 106
What is Spark of Life?
ANSWER: A serial killer.

Question 107
What is Orb of Alchemy?
ANSWER: A piratical zombified robotic ninja.

Question 108
What is Drakon?
ANSWER: Not sure. Probably a Gen 6 pokemon.

Question 109
What is Seraphynx?
ANSWER: What happens when an angel challenges Ancient Egypt to a fistfight.

Question 110
What is Maskeraith?
ANSWER: A magic wizard.

Question 111
Where is Garrison?
ANSWER: Outside a dungeon where he lost his pack. But this is a really low level quest in an entirely different game.

Question 112
Where is Hall of Heroes?
ANSWER: After you have both the Costume and the Goodpro, if you saved Curly from the Flood (the HALO Flood) in the Core Terminal, she'll give you the Iron Key. Use your Costume to sneak around a Deconstruction Zone on Depth 28. You should find a giant jelly cube. Punch it out with the Krogmo Boxing Gloves, and it'll drop a Bronze Key. Then, at the Core, switch to the Goodpro, then use both the Iron Key and the Bronze Key. You should be able to enter the Hall of Heroes and fistfight an Apocrean Harvester for the Mario Shoes, which let you jump.

Question 113
Where is Guild Hall?
ANSWER: Dracula's castle.

Question 114
Can you tell me the best guild?
ANSWER: Dracula's guild.

Question 115
Can I join a guild?
ANSWER: Dracula.

Question 116
What is Training hall?
ANSWER: Did you ever wonder where the trains in asdfmovie came from? Well, now you know.

Question 117
How to go in expidition in clockworks?
ANSWER: Before you do anything, you have to invent the word "expidition". YOU MISSPELLING MISSPELLER!

Question 118
How to bind to Steam?
ANSWER: Go to the Training Hall and tie yourself to a steam engine.

Question 119
Where can I find Brimstone?
ANSWER: The same place they're gonna hafta glue you back together.

Question 120
How to get to 3*? 4* and 5*?
ANSWER: LOL LRN2PLEY NUOB

Question 121
What is Lockbox? What you need to unlock?
ANSWER: A fan term for a Lockdown match where at least 6 players are using Krogmo Boxing Gloves.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 16:26
#29
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Question 98
How to run SK?
jog
Question 99
How to attack with swords?
swing them
Question 100
How to use bombs?
expode stuff
Question 101
What is Kataclysmic Confrontation?
something
Question 102
What is Black Kat?
unlucky
Question 103
What is Margrel?
your flappy fanny whanny danny
Question 104
What is Owlite?
a owl that doesn't give you that much calorys when you eat it
Question 105
What is Darkfang shield? where to find that?
something that would be better as a weapon. Find a tooth and paint it black.
Question 106
What is Spark of Life?
what gave frankenstine life, but much weaker
Question 107
What is Orb of Alchemy?
Orb of Alchemy, what else?
Question 108
What is Drakon?
king kong drawing
Question 109
What is Seraphynx?
a bunch of random letters
Question 110
What is Maskeraith?
same as above
Question 111
Where is Garrison?
it's gaSSison, and you don't want to know
Question 112
Where is Hall of Heroes?
in your house
Question 113
Where is Guild Hall?
Where your guide hangs around
Question 114
Can you tell me the best guild?
definitly not your guide
Question 115
Can I join a guild?
no
Question 116
What is Training hall?
your mother
Question 117
How to go in expidition in clockworks?
find a expidition and a clock and put the expidition inside the clock and get in the expidition
Question 118
How to bind to Steam?
find a steam engine and glue yourself to it
Question 119
Where can I find Brimstone?
I have no clue
Question 120
How to get to 3*? 4* and 5*?
count
Question 121
What is Lockbox? What you need to unlock?
a box that's locked. A key, what did you think it is?
Question 122
What is sanctuary? How to get there?
your fanny wanny scandy randy
Question 123
What is unknown passage?
a cave
Question 124
How to earn fast CE?
factorys
Question 125
How to trade?
you don't
Question 126
How to ignore?
YOU DON'T
Question 127
How to complain someone?
yell loudly
Question 129
How to get battle sprite?
from proffesor oak
Question 130
How to feed pet?
you stuff them in your mouth
Question 131
How to unlocks new skill for sprite?
forget old skills
Question 132
Who is morlin?
it's goblin
Question 133
Where is lab
in my secret basement
Question 134
A best way to defeat the collector?
don't pay your taxes
Question 135
How to change difficulty?
less weights
Question 136
How to rename pet?
stick a post-it note on them
Question 137
How to get another sprite?
pokeballs
Question 138
Which is best sprite?
magikarp
Question 139
What is forge?
forge -_-
Question 140
How to level up gear?
kill stuff to gain exp
Question 141
What is Heat crystal?
hot crystals
Question 142
What is Evo Catalyst?
no clue
Question 143
What is ultimate skills? How to get them
you DON'T
Question 144
How to unlock skill for pets
Hey, you already asked this >:(
Question 145
Can you tell me the skills of the pets?
splash
Question 146
Why is heat revive removed?
it never existed
Question 147
How to inspect?
magnifing glass
Question 148
How to turn on full inspect?
take off your clothes (don't acually do it)
Question 149
How to get pet food?
pokecenter
Question 150
How to Lvl up pet?
fight other pets

NEW ONES

Question 151
What is mist?

Question 152
What is mist tank?

Question 153
What is heat amp?

Question 154
What is trinket slot?

Question 155
How to get out of core?

Question 156
If mat's are in the game, are rugs?

Question 157
What is mail?

Question 158
How to escape haven?

Question 159
What is a creepcake?

Question 160
Where is emberlight?

EXAMPLES

Question 151
What is mist?
illigal stuff
Question 152
What is mist tank?
also illigal
Question 153
What is heat amp?
a lamp with heat in it
Question 154
What is trinket slot?
what you use to tinker stuff
Question 155
How to get out of core?
same way you got in
Question 156
If mat's are in the game, are rugs?
no, but doormats are
Question 157
What is mail?
what people use to spam friend requests
Question 158
How to escape haven?
you fall out of the clouds
Question 159
What is a creepcake?
a lie
Question 160
Where is emberlight?
in the heat lamp

Wed, 01/22/2014 - 18:18
#30
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Question 161
Why did Pi Necro this thread?

Question 162
When will Doom add all the questions to the 1st post?

Question 163
Why are you still here?

Question 164
Will I ever shut up?

Question 165
Will my dual weilding/magic/mobile threads made of 2 sentences ever get good attention?

Question 166
What is the Contra cheat code?

Question 167
How to reopen the core?

Question 168
Why was mist removed?

Question 169
What are the other questions?

Question 170
Why does everyone obsessed over cookie?

Question 171
Why did Nick leave?

Question 172
When will Nick tell #10

Wed, 01/22/2014 - 18:17
#31
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
EXAMPLES

Question 161
Why did Pi Necro this thread?
Because I can

Question 162
When will Doom add all the questions to the 1st post?
never, he ate to many grammer pills

Question 163
Why are you still here?
Because I'm increadibly bored

Question 164
Will I ever shut up?
/ducktapes mouth

Question 165
Will my dual weilding/magic/mobile threads made of 2 sentences ever get good attention?
they already do, saying bad things here actually means they are good

Question 166
What is the Contra cheat code?
it's a everything on windows cheat code, and alt + f4

Question 167
How to reopen the core?
YOU EAT IT

Question 168
Why was mist removed?
Nick is mean

Question 169
What are the other questions?
IDK

Question 170
Why does everyone obsessed over cookie?
because they are

Question 171
Why did Nick leave?
he's too jelly

Question 172
When will Nick tell #10
never, he ate grammer pills with Doom

Thu, 01/23/2014 - 00:54
#32
Ding-Dong-Die's picture
Ding-Dong-Die
Question 1 How to change

Question 1
How to change profile avatar?
I dunno

Question 2
Where is Auction House?
Look A House put up for auction

Question 3
What is energy?
If you're tired, you don't have any

Question 4
What is Spiral Knight wiki?
Your brother from another mother

Question 5
How to use recipe?
You don't use it, you look at it

Question 6
How can I defeat Razwog?
Who the heck is that?

Question 7
How to go to the Haven?
Search for a house that has a sign saying THE HAVEN.

Question 8
How to sell item?
Give it to the highest bidder

Question 9
What is minerals?

They are good for you, trust me.
Question 10
How to do Prestige Mission?
Go to this guy called Prestige and Prestige will give you a mission
Question 11
How to break a frozen player?
FIRE!!! Wait, that melts it.

Question 12
How to play Blast Network?
I dunno, I hate things involving blasts

Question 13
Why my shield broken so fast?
Get a better blacksmith
Question 14
How to get Jelly Gem?
mmm jelly!
Question 15
What is the most strongest weapon?
the weapon

Question 16
How to play Lockdown?
Get something and Lock it down
Question 17
How to use trinkets?
Wear them
Question 18
How long my energy takes to regenerate?
Depends if you're sleeping
Question 19
What is Crystal Energy?
Energy when you sleep inside a crystal
Question 20
What is "gg" means?
Gotta go
Question 21
What is "JK" means?
just knickers

Question 22
What was the question again? I accidently delete it and I'm too lazy to find it
Question 23
Where can I find Krogmo treasure box?
Go to a guy called Krogmo and ask Krogomo for a box full of treasure
Question 24
What is Krogmo Coins? How to use it?
COINS! YOU NEVER SAID THAT! Buy stuff with the coins
Question 25
Who is Kozma?
A frog
Question 26
Who is Kora?
A Pig
Question 27
Who is Feron?
A Ding Dong
Question 28
What is Snipes?
Some herp derps
Question 29
What is the name of the planet that we have crash?
DERRRRRP
Question 30
Who is Arkus?
Your dad
Question 31
What is Spiral Order?
Where you order spirals
Question 32
Who is Warmaster Seerus?
A very serious master of war
Question 33
Did all gremlin is evil?
This question doesn't make sense...
Question 34
Which should I choose? Faust or Avenger?
choose the or
Question 35
A best way to kill Royal Jelly King?
take his crown and lure him to a bottomless pit
Question 36
What is Devillite
a really light Devil that even flies can lift up
Question 37
Can you explain more about Piercing,Shadow,Normal and Elemental damage?
Piercing pierces you and you die
Shadow is the dark shape near you when the sun is out
Normal is just normal
Elemental is the elements
Question 38
How can I find Sloom?
In a room
Question 39
Why Sleep has been removed?
COS OF YOU!!!
Question 40
The Core?
Where did the apple go?
Question 41
A best gear to beat Vanaduke?
Simple, just use a gearbox
Question 42
What is Gremlin? Where they come from
a gremlin is a gremlin who came from gremlinsville
Question 43
How to get Bombhead mask?
why would you want a bomb on your head
Question 44
How Shadow Lair created?
lair with shadows
Question 45
What is the most underrated class in Lockdown? Why?
Derps cos they just derp around
Question 46
What is GM stand for?
Gimme Milk
Question 47
What is Stranger?
someone you don't know
Question 48
Which is Battle Sprite I should choose?
nuisance
Question 49
What Energy do?
helps you feel energetic
Question 50
How to kill Snarbolax?
just relax
Question 51
What is noobs
you
Question 52
Where is Rescue Camp?
a camp for rescueing stuff
Question 53
Who is Rhendon?
brendon's friend
Question 54
Who is Euclid?
A citizen of Dorktown
Question 55
Who is Grantz
A person who Grantz you a wish
Question 56
Who is Parma?
i dunno
Question 57
Who is Rulen?
someone who rules ns
Question 58
Where alpha squad is?
somewhere in thier secret lair
Question 59
HOW TO SHOOT?????
get a gun and pull da trigger
Question 60
what is the most best gear in Spiral Knights?
the arsenal
Question 61
What is dangger mission?
a very dangerous mission that is full of red skulls
Question 62
Who is Desna?
I don't know so maybe a stranger?
Question 63
What is Cautery Sword? It good?
Never heard of it
Question 64
How to do rank mission?
Be a dork
Question 65
How to become good pro at tis game?
Find a spiral and become a knight
question 66
how do you sit?
depends what you mean, on a chair? the ground? The table?...
question 67
what is "snarby?"
a bee that snarls
question 68
what is RT?
Red Teeth
question 69
what is a guild
where lots of people go for a meeting
question 70
what are mats?
doormats, placemats, whaddya mean?
question 71
how do I craft?
craft a crafting table from your 2x2 squares on minecraft and get a 3x3 crafting table
question 72
best way to beat romulas twins?
assassinate them
question 73
how to open core?
eat the apple until you see the core then split it open
question 74
what are tokens?
something you get for doing something
question 75
what is tier 1? tier 2? tier 3?
3 monsters called tier and there are 3of them
question 76
what is vanguard
the leader of a squad or gang and a trading card game
question 77
who is vana?
sound like a geek
question 78
what is knight
duh, a person who protects the king and queen
question 79
what is proto?
a prototype of something
question 80
how do I sheild?
get a shield and hold it in front of you
question 81
how do I dash?
run as fast as you can
question 82
how do I bash?
get a hammer or mace and slam it down
question 83
what is wolver?
you mean wolf?
question 84
what is slime?
disgusting, slimy things
question 85
where are forums?
say 4 ums and you will get there
Question 86
What does is Love Puppy?
a puppy that loves you
Question 87
What is Mewkat?
a kat that lives in a mew
Question 88
What is Impostocube?
an imposter dressed as a cube
Questoin 89
What is Soul Jelly?
a soul from an eaten jelly
Question 90
What is most underrated weapon in game? why?
i dunno
Question 91
What is Impostoclaus?
same as question 88 but now dressed as santa
Question 92
What is Winterfest?
a winter festival
Question 93
What is Dark Harvest?
where people harvest the dark
Question 94
What is Punkin King???
king of punks
Question 95
What is Costume? How to Get?
what? You don't have clothes?
Question 96
How to Attach Accesories?
get one and stick it on
Question 97
What is Swarm? What dat doo?
some bees that can sting you

Sat, 01/25/2014 - 05:27
#33
Bustware's picture
Bustware
Just one answer.

Question 15
What is the most strongest weapon?
Ban stick. To get it, send 21545251342543532 e-mails to OOO and create 1235125534251 threads on the forums titled "h0w 2 g3t d@ 8@n zd1g, h3lp plx plx plx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!" They'll sure help you.

Mon, 01/27/2014 - 00:14
#34
Il-Rcs-Il's picture
Il-Rcs-Il
How to answer all these questions:

Here's a song to answer all these questions:

Rolling around at the speed of sound,
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow.
Can't stick around, have to keep moving on,
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out!
Must keep on moving ahead,
No time for guessing, follow my plan instead.
Trusting in what you can't see,
Take my lead I'll set you free.
Follow me, set me free,
Trust me and we will escape from the city.
I'll make it through, follow me.
Follow me, set me free,
Trust me and we will escape from the city.
I'll make it through prove it to you.
Follow me! Oh yeah!
Danger is lurking around every turn,
Trust your feelings, got to live and learn.
I know with some luck that I'll make it through,
Got no other options, only one thing to do!
I don't care what lies ahead,
No time for guessing, follow my plan instead.
Find the next stage, no matter what that may be.
Take my lead, I'll set you free.
Follow me, set me free,
Trust me and we will escape from the city.
I'll make it through, follow me.
Follow me, set me free,
Trust me and we will escape from the city.
I'll make it through through, prove it to you.
Follow me! Follow me! I'll make it through, Oh Yeah!

-

Now go and eat some jellies (especially the ones with the hair and pipe) and let me finish feeding my cat.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6047653376/hA79D5189/

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 17:39
#35
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
Im back ! I think...

96.How to Attach Accesories?
DUCK TAPE

Question 97
What is Swarm? What dat doo?
IT SWARM.

Question 98
How to run SK?
You take out your character of your computer aand you run on him.

Questioin 99
How to attack with swords?
You use a Ham-mush.

Queston 100
How to use bombs?
You charge it and eat it.

Question 101
What is Kataclysmic Confrontation?
A Kataclysmic Confrontation...

Question 102
What is Black Kat?
A cat who's black.

Question 103
What is Margrel?
A big bad black kat.

Question 104
What is Owlite?
BIRDIES :D

Question 105
What is Darkfang shield? where to find that?
You REALLY don't want this. Even if you are 20.

Question 106
What is Spark of Life?
Thunderus.

Question 107
What is Orb of Alchemy?
...

Question 108
What is Drakon?
It's dragon learn to spell.

Question 109
What is Seraphynx?
KESERASERASERAPHYNX

Question 110
What is Maskeraith?
MASKY :D

Question 111
Where is Garrison?
Herrrrrr....

Question 112
Where is Hall of Heroes?
The of the biggest vanguard. Don't go there onless you are one of their sacrifice.

Question 113
Where is Guild Hall?
Yu no hav a guld yu n00b

Question 114
Can you tell me the best guild?
Yu no hav a guld yu n00b

Question 115
Can I join a guild?
Yu no hav a guld yu n00b

Question 116
What is Training hall?
The hall where train the biggest vanguard. Don't go there onless you are one of their sacrifice.

Question 117
How to go in expidition in clockworks?
Found a clock and go in expedition in it.

Question 118
How to bind to Steam?
You want to die or what?

Question 119
Where can I find Brimstone?
Sacrifice an innocent wolver at the Hall of Heroes.

Question 120
How to get to 3*? 4* and 5*?
Get to the spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaces.

Question 121
What is Lockbox? What you need to unlock?
Lokcky boxy keyy :D

Question 122
What is sanctuary? How to get there?
YOU WON'T PROFANE THE MIGHTY SANCTUARY.

Question 123
What is unknown passage?
Where you should be...

Question 124
How to earn fast CE?
Waht CE there is only E ?

Question 125
How to trade?
YOU WON'T PROFANE THE MIGHTY TRADECTUARY.

Question 126
How to ignore?
Shut up.

Question 127
How to complain someone?
Shut up the someones.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 06:49
#36
Akclios's picture
Akclios
swag.

swag.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 14:54
#37
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
Question 129 How to get

Question 129
How to get battle sprite?
Sprite Craft !

Question 130
How to feed pet?
Hue hue hue... You take the food and you put it in his mouth until he eat it. Don"t stop if he become purple its normal.

Question 131
How to unlocks new skill for sprite?
Feed him until he get green.

Question 132
Who is morlin?
Your dad.

Question 133
Where is lab
On earth.

Question 134
A best way to defeat the collector?
PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE. Whit your sprite in the hand.

Question 135
How to change difficulty?
Let monster kill you.

Question 136
How to rename pet?
Use a name tag *cough* minecraft *cough*

Question 137
How to get another sprite?
Go in the lab and steal one. D'HUH

Question 138
Which is best sprite?
The one you can't get.

Question 139
What is forge?
Where you forge thing.

Question 140
How to level up gear?
Attack the next knight you see in front of a guard.

Question 141
What is Heat crystal?
A hot crystal.

Question 142
What is Evo Catalyst?
Pet food.

Question 143
What is ultimate skills? How to get them?
You throw your sprite down a cliff and hope for the best.

Question 144
How to unlock skill for pets
See question number 143

Question 145
Can you tell me the skills of the pets?
No.

Question 146
Why is heat revive removed?
What heat?

Question 147
How to inspect?
Engage Batman.

Question 148
How to turn on full inspect?
Engage Batman for yourself.

Question 149
How to get pet food?
See question 147

Question 150
How to Lvl up pet?
Use the heat that was removed.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 18:34
#38
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Restarting from question 160 because I don't feel like I made very good questions there.

Question 161
What is promo?

Question 162
Why so many promo?

Question 163
When does content come out?

Question 164
What is apocrea?

Question 165
How to walk??????

Question 166
What is arcade?

Question 167
What is bazaar??

Question 168
What is garrison???

Question 169
How to logon?

Question 170
What is best way to get heat?

Question 171
What is chromalisk?

Question 172
What is three rings?

Question 173
What is OOO?

Question 174
I keep dying. How fix????

Question 175
Who is nick?

Question 176
Who is aphrodite??

Question 177
Who is boost?

Question 178
What is armor?

Question 179
What is UI?

Question 180
Who is herex?

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 19:21
#39
Falminar's picture
Falminar

161 - Pure evil.

162 - Because devs are evil.

163 - Never.

164 - Kittens.

165 - You don't. You move by having players whack you with the WRH.

166 - Armor Center.

167 - The forum where 100 new forums are made every second.

168 - There is no garrison.

169 - You can't.

170 - Avoid embers. Wear Emberbreak to destroy them if you don't want to avoid them.

171 - Your pet kitten.

172 - See #173

173 - See #172

174 - Kill yourself.

175 - That slime over there. Kill it for accessories.

176 - That puppy over there. Kill it for trinkets.

177 - You.

178 - I don't know.

179 - *Who

180 - A floating pink eyeball in a black square.

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