Spiral Knights - [Closed until further notice] Tavern Knights

[Closed until further notice] Tavern Knights

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Mon, 05/23/2011 - 13:36

novareid

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Hello, knights! Do you enjoy fighting monsters, telling jokes, and drunkenly harassing tavern wenches? If yes, then Tavern Knights is the guild for you! We are a sometimes family-friendly guild that is looking for new knights to join in our mission to reach Lord Vanaduke and tell him bad jokes until he opens the treasure gates for us.

What we are:

Casual and fun. We don't hold schedules and meetings, and "do stuff when people are online."
Mature and intelligent. Even though we start the tavern fight sometimes, we are a chivalrous and knightly bunch.
Despite being a casual guild, we're serious about your ability to fight.

Requirements:

Be at least fully 3* geared
Be basically the first two points in "What we are". We want people who can handle a joke and not start internet drama.
Be willing to learn. We want you to take something out of this guild, and what we offer is knowledge of how to not suck at Spiral Knights in general.

Notes: Even if you don't meet the first requirement, we will make an exception for the right knight. Upon being accepted into Tavern Knights, you will remain a Recruit until I or the other GM judge you worthy of promotion based on your ability to fight. Promotion to Member status grants you to the ability to request funds and/or gear from the guild bank.

Tavern Knights was created by our friend Manjo on the day of public release. Unfortunately, Manjo is no longer with us since he got sucked into some orange and blue portals, so the guild was passed on to me, Snorlax, and some guy named Aestivalis. If you want to find out more about us, our website is http://tavernknights.tumblr.com/.

If everything you've read interests you, please leave a reply in this thread and we'll get back to you soon! If you've been rejected, you will get a rejection letter in the mail. ):

Application questions:

What is your IGN?
Where do you currently reside?
How often do you play Spiral Knights?
What other MMOs have you played?
If you're walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many sodas can you fit into the freezer?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 16:35

Greatsquiggy

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App

Application questions:

What is your IGN?
Greatsquiggy
Where do you currently reside?
Grand Rapids, MI
How often do you play Spiral Knights?
However often my mist meter is full.
What other MMOs have you played?
World of Warcraft, League of Legends, Star Wars: Galaxies, Ragnarok Online, and many others that didn't really leave much of an impact with me.
If you're walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many sodas can you fit into the freezer?
There are many factors that must be taken into account:
*Are these sodas 20oz? Cans? 2 liters?
*What are the dimensions of the fridge? Are there shelves in the freezer that would get in the way of optimal stacking?
*Do the sodas have to remain in their containers, or can we empty them into the freezer, thus eliminating the packaging volume and air space that would be involved?
*Why didn't the Raptors eat the Zebra on May 21st?
*What kind of shoes are we talking here? Because if it's my dress shoes, I would be to preoccupied beating up the Zebra to worry about soda. If they were like, my tennis shoes, I might have to take it to the vet. I mean, I am pretty sure there's mold in there. I guess it would be okay if they were my flip-flops.
Without the answer to these questions, I guess my answer is this:

NONE! Bears dont eat chicken.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:28

Excalizorz

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Quite Possibly the Best Guild EVER

IGN: MaximaPwng (dumb name)
Current location: Charleston, WV
How often do I play? Whenever mist is full/ when i can spare 4500+ crowns for a refill from the market.
I have played the week-long trials for almost every MMO known to man that has a trial. Also runescape.

If you're walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many sodas can you fit into the freezer?
The only way to satiate any zebra is to give it a bowl of popcorn and give it this URL http://nyan.cat/
The answer? I DON'T DRINK SODA, I EAT THE CANS

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 09:21

sanjiijnas

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Hey guys, I'm Aestivalis.

Hey guys, I'm Aestivalis. Added both of you to my friends list, hope to see you in the Tavern soon!

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 03:50

Limewave

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Application

Hey guys, I sent an in-game friend request to Snorlax but I am also going to drop a form here so you can get the relevant info:

What is your IGN?
Azwraith

Where do you currently reside?
Perth, Australia

How often do you play Spiral Knights?
At the moment, daily.

What other MMOs have you played?
World of Warcraft, DAoC, Aion, Ultima Online.

If you're walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many sodas can you fit into the freezer?
As many as it takes.

Other information: I am T3 geared and do regular Jelly King runs, although I havent actually been into tier 3 depth yet.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 17:03

sanjiijnas

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bump

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:02

meoup

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Heya, here's my

Heya, here's my application:

What is your IGN?
Smarf

Where do you currently reside?
Toronto, ON

How often do you play Spiral Knights?
Daily

What other MMOs have you played?
YPP, league of legends, a bunch of old text-based things (MU*, browser stuff), and uh.. diablo 2?

If you're walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many sodas can you fit into the freezer?

The present invention relates to semi-electroconductive barrier-resonating amplifiers (SEBRA), and has particular, but not exclusive, reference to so-called super overdiluted acid (SODA). The current state of the art, gods willing, converts SODA into a stable form of polymer in sub-zero conditions (eg. in a freezer), which can then to be manufactured by secondary processes. By applying the SEBRA during the Critical Phase, it is possible to bypass the need for a cooling process, and thereby increase the amount per volume of SODA stored by at least a hundred fold.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 08:43

yatamare

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What is your

What is your IGN?
-Yatamare
Where do you currently reside?
-Canada!
How often do you play Spiral Knights?
-whenever i have ingame energy or if i got nothing to do in rl
What other MMOs have you played?
-... *head exploseds just trying to think of the list*
If you're walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many sodas can you fit into the freezer?
-6, just 6

Fri, 06/10/2011 - 14:45

novareid

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By the way, my IGN is

By the way, my IGN is Snorlax, so please add me as a friend if you're interested in joining.

Fri, 06/10/2011 - 15:51

Moorhuhn

Guild membership

I am 50+ with all 5 star gear. Gun Valiance - Armor Azure Guardian & Vog Cub Coat -
Shield Aegis - Helm Azure Guardian & Devine Veil - Sword Leviathan &
Dread Venom - Bomb don’t use

Getting killed in T3 a need some players with enough Stars and skill to show
me the ropes and get through some T3 levels. Play often at all hours and will help
in lower levels. My current guild are not anything like they claimed to be and I
am looking for another. Send invite if you are so inclined. Regards

What other MMOs have you played? Not much ,just Mafia Wars. Spirals Knights
is the first I ever really liked - more old school.

What is your IGN? only PC

Where do you currently reside? Las Vegas Nevada

How often do you play Spiral Knights? Almost daily at all hours.

If you're walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many sodas can you fit into the freezer?
None. I drink adult beverages and if I had a gun, I would shoot it or invite it to a party at
a lions den.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 16:15

#10

Godzy

o_o

Application questions:

1. What is your IGN?
Godzy

2. Where do you currently reside?
IL, US

3. How often do you play Spiral Knights?
Everyday for 2-3hours at diff times

4. What other MMOs have you played?
RO, LoL, WoW, Aion, DotA, and bunch of others but at present this and S4

5. If you're walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many sodas can you fit into the freezer?
Buy a warehouse full of shoes to throw feed the zebra and around... 30+ sodas and beers
o_o

EDIT: Tried whispering a guy named Stranz in your guild but didn't reply
o_o

Sun, 06/12/2011 - 04:23

#11

sanjiijnas

Legacy Username

RE: thegodzi

Oh god, you play S4. I'm not sure if I should be encouraged or discouraged by this lol.

Sun, 06/12/2011 - 09:20

#12

Marvalo

Legacy Username

damn it

IGN: Doublecheeseburger

Where do i reside? Ontario Canada

How often do i play spiral knights? about 1-2 hours a day

Other mmos? Ive played WoW, LOTRO and Diablo 2

If youre walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, How many cans of beer can you fit into the freezer?

If a zebra at MY shoe??!!!? id have no room left in my freezer for beer; cus i got a zebra chopped to pieces in my icebox.

Sun, 06/12/2011 - 16:24

#13

Godzy

@sanji

lol how so
o_o

EDIT: joined another guild, ignore mine
x_x

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 08:26

#14

sanjiijnas

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@thegodzi

I played it a few years ago and loved it. Everyone I tried to get to play it hated it though, lag was a MAJOR issue. Last time I tried it out it looked like they tried to tweak the graphics with a mostly unfavorable result.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 08:41

#15

doctor_fists

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What is your

What is your IGN?
Doctorfists

Where do you currently reside?
enroute to Las Vegas (it's for school, i'm not even sure people actually live in Las Vegas)

How often do you play Spiral Knights?
3-8hrs a week maybe.

What other MMOs have you played?
I took an art history class in Second Life... That doesn't count, does it?

If you're walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many sodas can you fit into the freezer?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0yoPV3tgG8

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 07:25

#16

Veloc

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IGN: VelocReside: Florida,

IGN: Veloc

Reside: Florida, USA

How often: 3-4 hrs/day, however much my energy permits

Other MMO's: Not many, mostly indie titles that always seemed to flop, like Earth Eternal

How many soda cans: depends on whether the zeebra helps or not

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 23:17

#17

mozaki

Legacy Username

guild

1.What is your IGN? MOZ
2.Where do you currently reside? waynesville missouri
3.How often do you play Spiral Knights? about 4hours a day
4.What other MMOs have you played? fiesta, grandchase
5.If you're walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many sodas can you fit into the freezer?well it all depends on where that zebra came frome and how big the shoe was. xD
.

Sat, 06/18/2011 - 19:52

#18

Fusoya

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Mini-application

What is your IGN? - Fusoya
Where do you currently reside? - Dallas, Texas
How often do you play Spiral Knights? - I've been putting in an hour to a few hours each day since I found it last week.
What other MMOs have you played? - Ultima Online, MUDs for a decade and a half, WAR, FFXIV
If you're walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many sodas can you fit into the freezer? - Are we talking a garage style deep freeze here or the top part of an old kitchen fridge? Either way, I'm going to guess I could get at least 11-teen sodas in there.

So yea - this guild sounds like it's full of people who might be right up my alley for the type I like to play with. I'm a dude in my mid-twenties who just likes to play games with other people and I feel the community is generally the biggest part that keeps me coming back to games.

Send me a message or letter IG and hope to get the chance to play together.

Sun, 06/19/2011 - 06:51

#19

ZephyoFire

Legacy Username

What is your

What is your IGN?

Kevaan

Where do you currently reside?

Texas

How often do you play Spiral Knights?

Daily

What other MMOs have you played?

Ultima Online, WoW, EQ2, FFXI, FFXIV, Perfect World, S4 League, Mabinogi, and a lot more that I can't remember...

If you're walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many sodas can you fit into the freezer?

8,675,309 2L sodas bottles, 9,124 20oz bottles, or 80,085 12oz cans, roughly.

Sun, 06/19/2011 - 08:18

#20

LightningAce

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1. What is your IGN?

1. What is your IGN?
Lightningblitz

2. Where do you currently reside?
Alagaesia. :P

3. How often do you play Spiral Knights?
~3hrs daily for now.

4. What other MMOs have you played?
Not much really, something called Pokemon Crater that doesn't even exist anymore XD, and Dead Frontier more recently.

5. If you're walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many sodas can you fit into the freezer?
Three. One for me, one for the zebra and a spare one. Get it? Nope. :P

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 11:15

#21

Veloc

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I don't think these guys are

I don't think these guys are recruiting anymore; been a few days and no response, even though I talked to Snorlax in-game a bit. Would be nice if OP gave a heads-up that they're closed, or a timeframe for decisions

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 13:45

#22

Choobski

Legacy Username

IGN: Choobski Utah I play

IGN: Choobski

Utah

I play everyday.

I don't play any other MMOs

I wouldn't be able to fit any cans in the freezer, BECAUSE IT'S FILLED WITH ZEBRA MEAT. NO ONE EATS MY SHOE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 22:39

#23

sanjiijnas

Legacy Username

recruiting

We are still recruiting. I can't speak for Snorlax, but generally if you don't hear from us after posting an application here, then odds are we weren't interested either because 1. Something in your application that raised red flags with us, or 2. a half-assed application that really doesn't show us what you can offer to the guild besides just being a warm body.

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 08:37

#24

novareid

Legacy Username

I apologize for the slow

I apologize for the slow responses; I'm currently in the middle of finals and can't log on every day. If you applied and have been declined, I will still send you something in-game to tell you so. I try to respond within two or three days but I won't be able to get around to guild business until tomorrow... but, if you're eager to join another guild, please don't let us hold you back from that.

Our applications are rolling and we're always looking for new people unless we specifically state otherwise.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 13:51

#25

sanjiijnas

Legacy Username

way to kill the thread Ramza!

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 08:53

#26

Necr0max

Legacy Username

What is your IGN? -

What is your IGN?

- Necromax

Where do you currently reside?

- Canada.

How often do you play Spiral Knights?

- Everyday for at least a few hours. I have an addiction to crystal energy--Mist energy just doesn't cut it.

What other MMOs have you played?

- Mainly WoW, some GW in the past, various others that didn't work out.

If you're walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many sodas can you fit into the freezer?

- Eleventeen. However, they must be travelling at ludicrous speed into the freezer in order to fit, which is ridiculous as the zebra clearly lives in the safari.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 11:30

#27

CDBonga

Legacy Username

Application!

1.What is your IGN? Bonga

2.Where do you currently reside? Georgia, U.S.

3.How often do you play Spiral Knights? Every day, maybe 2-3 hours a day.

4.What other MMOs have you played? RuneScape, Soul of the Ultimate Nation, Fiesta, War of Legends, Eden Eternal, Quake Live, WoW, Phantasy Star Universe, Guild Wars, Battle of the Immortals, and Perfect World. Yay long lists.

5.If you're walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many sodas can you fit into the freezer?
Bat-signal - n. - A mass text message or email that informs your friends of an impromptu social event.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 13:34

#28

redray

Legacy Username

i want to enter :P

1.Redrayer
2.Brasil BR
3.On the weekends like till i get sick of farming or i screw my energi up with reving by anger...
4.Like a lot.... WOW,Grand chase,Lunia,Maple story,Kings online,Mu,Liniage,Tales of pirates,Gunbound,S4 league,White Knight chronicles,Diablo,dragon age,league of legends,ragnarok,Combat arms,Dungeon and dragons,Titan quest,perfect world (yeah the list continues i dont fell like writing more :P)
5.Like all i want the zebra eat just one of my shoes :P

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 13:36

#29

redray

Legacy Username

Lol

YES THEY EAT ITS THE SECOND FOOD THEY LIKE AFTER HONEY!

Sun, 07/03/2011 - 21:27

#30

itshh

Legacy Username

1. itshh 2. Seattle, WA 3.

1. itshh
2. Seattle, WA
3. Too much
4. None, come from TF2 6v6
5. Suddenly, ninjas, 1000s of them.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 14:59

#31

Chr0m3w0lfz

Legacy Username

I want to join the guild

1. What is your IGN?

-Chr0m3w0lfz

2.Where do you currently reside?

-New York

3.How often do you play Spiral Knights

-For a few hours 1-3 hours

4.What other MMO's have you played?

-Runescape,Pockie Ninja,Counter Strike Online,Dragonfable.(Their is more but i dont feel like typing more :P)

5.If a you're walking down the street and a zebra eats you're shoe, How many sodas can you fit into the freezer?

-hmm maybe 11 sodas i would get tired if i get a soda and put in to the freezer and back and get another to put in the freezer

-Chr0m3w0lfz

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 08:03

#32

RedFortune

Legacy Username

1. What is your

1. What is your IGN?
Redfortune
2. Where do you currently reside?
Australia... MATE.
3. How often do you play Spiral Knights?
Depends; During weekends/break period, many hours a day. Otherwise, slightly less hours a day (about 3)
4. What other MMOs have you played?
EVE Online, GW, YPP, Runescape (bleh), many other (less appetising) games for short periods.
5. If you're walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many sodas can you fit into the freezer?
This is question is loaded, stop your political half-wit jabber... I'm not even American!

AND WE DON'T EVEN CALL IT SODA.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:55

#33

Impaler

Legacy Username

Looking to join

IGN=BigPolock

I reside in the far southwest burbs of Chicago IL

I play daily after my crappy job is over for the day

I have played this, all Diablos, and a few others memory not serving well due to age activated attention deficit disorder

Never put yur pop in the freezer less u want it to explode haha and shoe eating zebras hmpf??????

Sun, 07/17/2011 - 14:23

#34

Stormmh

Legacy Username

application

1.What is your IGN? Purplus

2.Where do you currently reside? Pandemonium, Hell

3.How often do you play Spiral Knights? daily, and in the evenins for socializing

4.What other MMOs have you played? zOMG and that's it

5.If you're walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many sodas can you fit into the freezer? None. Bears don't eat chicken

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 23:53

#35

Smarfle

Legacy Username

Hey Snorlax, you should recruit more people.

Of note, we've recently gotten into blast network and are looking for people to bomb with guild-wise. Maybe more of the other PvP stuff too when it's released?

PvE wise, we've been around the block. We do the vanadukes often enough that a couple of us have fangs and crests, along with the other t2 bosses so you're usually in good company if you want to start one.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:39

#36

novareid

Legacy Username

Recruitment is still open!

Just a reminder that Tavern Knights is still recruiting. We have players that log on regularly every evening (EST), ranging from T2 to T3. If you're interested, reply here with an answer to the interview questions, or send them via in-game mail to Snorlax.

With the new release of Lockdown, Tavern Knights will also partially be converted into a PvP guild... but, being a smaller guild, we currently do not have a full team of six for guild Lockdown. If you want to help us grow and create a close-knit, skilled, and motivated Lockdown team, then consider joining us!

Once again, our website is: http://tavernknights.tumblr.com
My personal SK YouTube channel is: http://www.youtube.com/user/dangersandwich

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 23:53

#37

NoDuhElmo

Legacy Username

Looking to join

IGN: NoDuhElmo

Area of living: Missouri, USA

Play time: 3-4 days a week, 2-4 hours I guess

Other MMOs: Runescape, Adventure Quest

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