A lone box resides in the garden, being built onto more and more, until it is finished. Many knights are curious about what is in it, but they don't want to know. I promise that.
Here is what will happen when the box is complete...
The walls on the box will fall down, and Tingle will come out. Tingle will throw winter confetti on everyone and dance away, before throwing chocolate muffins at everyone. All the knights will drown in a sea of snipes and snipers, before the oilers come and eat all the cookies and make the knights cry like a 15 feet tall baby. With no cookies left, they are unable to buy any more grannys to give them more cookies. They run out of food so they find Nick, who is going to Lavender Town, and eat him, before exploding due to the Lavender Town music being so nausiating. The remaining knights will hop, jump, and skip to OOO, where they will take captive all the GM's, only to find out that Mario has tooken over the place. Mario will then add a blackhole into the the game, which will destroy all of Cradle and everything else. No one will live after that, except for the holy Helix Fossils.
And that, my friends, is why we must stop the box from being finished
Don't you see!? It's a monolith. They are going to use it to teleport Necrons to us.