The RPG battle thread.

[Action] means Action before Paradox. These actions aren't executed, unless mentiomed again.
BATTLECORNFIELDANGERGRABBED! (CORRUPTED!) Reverting system/world/battle settings before paradox...
Battle reverted to "Plasmanator hit in the Electroplate" event.

No damage to Plasmanator.
Teslaload [Disarm > Joe's mines & bring scraps > Clocker] attacks Grinder for 100 damage.
Matikclocker X [summon > Railer, add > buff > SelfDestruct] again summons Railer with same health (100), but without Self Destruct.
Plasmanator [Retaliate > Snipes] again retaliates against Snipes, and again die.
ClockFM: Time Paradox occured and battle was reverted. [LCIN > Ban > Grinders > Detonate every Grinder and bring XP to Core Module]
LCIM System Message: BOD DIM joined the battle!
New team named BOD DIM (Bot Team) joined the fight! Team controlled by Clocker.
MannEd joined BOD DIM!
Railer [Critical Target > Joe] attacks Grinder. 100 damage!

MannEd attacks Grinder. Grinder is defeated!

(CLOCKER PLATOON)
{MAIN} Matikclocker X 1250/1250
Teslaload 750/750 CHARGED!
Plasmanator 325/350
Railer 100/100

(CRAZEE TEAM)
{MAIN} Crazee Pi 800/800
Vince 1/300 INVINCIBLE
Joe 150/250 SETTING UP MINES... ETA 3 TURNS

(BOD DIM)
{MAIN} MannEd 750/750

((Why did you ignore like half my post?

Your stats should be:

Overclocked Matikclocker: 1050/1250
Teslaload: 600/750, POISONED (1)
The rest is fine.))

Crazee Pi whacks Overclocked Matikclocker for 55 damage but does 45 more damage due to the ENRAGED status effect. This new damage reverts them back to normal.

Vince attempts to get MannEd to help the cause by giving him 2 snipes to help me. If MannEd attacks me or my teammates or attempts to make the snipes attack me or my teammates, the snipes will fire their laser at MannEd for 50 damage in total.

Joe sets up more land mines that will instantly explode in anyone's face who tries to disarm them.

Teslaload takes 25 damage from the poison! (Since you didn't put that in your post...)

Matikclocker: 950/1250
Teslaload 575/750: CHARGED, POISONED (1)
Plasmanator 325/350
Railer 100/100

Crazee Pi: 800/800, ENRAGED (1)
Vince: 300/300, INVINCIBLE (2)
Joe: 150/250, AUTO-REVIVE (∞)
Divine Waffle: 150/150
Land Mines: Deals 125 damage to a random enemy in 3 turns...
Snarbolax: Arrives in 2 turns

MannEd 750/750
Snipe: 100/100
Snipe: 100/100

((The battle was corrupted, so I decided to revert it.))
BOD DIM...
MannEd sabotages Clocker Platoon Supply. All crates go to him. Snipes are renamed to Mann Snipes.
Mann Snipes attack Plasmanator. 50 damage.

Clocker Platoon...
Teslaload takes 25 damage.
Teslaload activates Torque Charge FINISH-UPPER! Teslaload is relieved from poison and heals 200hp, while the rest heals 150hp.
Clocker orders Supply Crate. The crate surprisingly goes to BOD DIM.
Heavyduty-Charge joined BOD DIM with Missing You buff: Attacking Clocker Platoon will cause Charge to attack MannEd for 25 damage. That means MannEd cannot fire without getting damaged!
Matikclocker estabilishes Support Bay (Indestructible). X Version is ready next turn.
Plasma and Railer attack Divine Waffle. Railer pierces through and hits Joe. Divine Waffle is dead with Joe.
Back to BOD DIM...
LCID System: Rollin Out joined the battle! The team will be controlled by Crazee Pi.
[Main team character name here] joined Rollin Out!
MannEd tries to attack Matikclocker Construction Bay, but this is indestructible and Heavyduty damaged him. 25 damage!
Heavyduty attacks Vince for 40 damage. Snipes fired lasers at MannEd! 50 damage!
Snipes attack Matikclocker but he is indestructible while in Bay and Heavyduty damaged this same person. Poor MannEd!
MannEd renames Heavyduty-Charge to Heavymann-Charge.

Matikclocker |U|N|D|E|R| |C|O|N|S|T|R|U|C|T|I|O|N| ETA 1 turn
Teslaload 750/750
Plasmanator 350/350
Railer 100/100

MannEd 650/750
Mann Snipe 100/100
Mann Snipe 100/100
Heavymann-Charge 500/500

Crazee Pi begins charging...

Vince cannot be damaged due to invincibility.

Vince throws a muffin at MannEd. This heals him for 50.

The divine waffle's reviving powers bring Joe back to life before the divine waffle dies!

Joe runs away before Matikclocker can kill him...

Luggy joined the battle! (We don't want to get sued now, do we?)

Luggy began working on the LUGGY BASE (Mayro not allowed.)

Crazee Pi: 800/800
Vince: 300/300, INVINCIBLE (1)
Joe: MISSING (?)
Land Mines: Deals 125 damage to a random enemy in 2 turns...
Snarbolax: Arrives in 1 turn

Luggy: 750/750
LUGGY BASE: UNDER CONSTRUCTION (3)

((What do you mean we will be sued? By the way, Luggy? Well... could be better. How did you name your second team? The default name is Rollin' Out, but you can change.))

ClockFM: This is ClockFM EMERGENCY NEWS REPORT! Matikclocker Breakdowners Bay report: Matikclocker X is ready to go!
Snarbolax is incoming! Charge your weapons! "Deployment process complete. Open the Bay and hide!"
Matikclocker X emerges from the Bay!
Matikclocker X does a Baypower Blast dealing 100 damage to everyone but Clocker Platoon (including Heavymann-Charge)
Teslaload prepares Ultrasonic Tesla Generator in fight against Snarbolax.
Teslaload summons Loadship!
Loadship constructs Railer 2.0! ETA 2 turns. After deployment Railer 1.0 detonates.
Loadship uses a radar and targets Joe. ETA: 2 turns until the missile is prepared.
Plasmanator summons Tingunner!
Tingunner charges his gun!
Railer charges Rail Cannons.

MannEd receives muffins from Vince. He gains 25 damage, while the rest of muffins is stored.
MannEd summons MannMann.
MannMann constructs Mann Co. where Mann Bannd can sell items for money to create big projects. ETA 1 turn.
Mann Snipes attack Loadship. Shield hit! 50 damage!
Heavymann-Charge resigns. Heavymann is now in Clocker Platoon, named Heavyduty-Charge.
Heavyduty-Charge negotiates with Mann Snipes. Heavy's victory makes Mann Snipes stop targeting MannEd each attack on Crazee Pi. Losing means damage to MannEd each time he attacks.

Matikclocker X 1250/1250 BAYPOWER - INVINCIBLE 1
Teslaload 750/750 PREPARATION
Plasmanator 350/350
Railer SELF DESTRUCT ACTIVATED! ETA 2 turns.
Tingunner 50/50
Loadship 1000/1000 SHIELD 450/500 CONSTRUCTING
Heavyduty-Charge 600/600 SHIELD 200/200 NEGOTIATING

MannEd 675/750
MannMann 500/500
Mann Snipe x2 100/100 NEGOTIATING
Mann Co. CONSTRUCTION 1

((Luggy is the Supra Mayro Kratt version of Luigi.
Luigi has the "Luigi death stare" meme.
The "Luigi death stare" is often played to that song that goes you see me rolling.

Also, if you deal 100 damage to everything wouldn't that mean the snipes are dead and MannMann, MannEd, and Heavyduty/mann should have 100 less health.))

Crazee Pi starts building a Shrine of the Corruption.

Joe is too far away to be targeted!

Vince uses ZIG ZAG on Teslaload, dealing 50 damage and interrupting the preparation.

Vince leaves.

The Snarbolax rips into the Plasmanator, dealing 175 damage!

Luggy summons a LAWYER FROM THE UNDERWORLD to negotiate with both the Heavyduty and the (possibly zombie) Snipes to make them join team Luggy.

Crazee Pi: 700/800, CHARGED (∞)
Vince: MISSING (?)
Joe: MISSING (?)
Land Mines: Deals 125 damage to a random enemy in 2 turns...
Snarbolax: 1250/1250
Shrine of the Corruption: UNDER CONSTRUCTION (2)

Luggy: 650/750
Underworld Lawyer: 350/350, NEGOTIATING (?)
LUGGY BASE: UNDER CONSTRUCTION (2)

((Teslaload likes everything electric and Tesla, in case you didn't know.))
Vince uses ZIG ZAG on Teslaload, but Tesla absorbs the energy and overclocks UTG.
UTG and Teslaload attack Snarbolax! Snarbolax takes 200 damage from UTG, 100 from Teslaload, and additional 60 due to Overclocked state. 360 damage! Snarbolax is stunned because of this big Tesla power!
Loadship Missile ETA 1 turn!
Matikclocker X overhears the negotiations and heard "Heavyduty-Charge will join my team..." so Matikclocker X orders reconfiguration.
Loadship pulls Underground Lawyer and reconfigures this person. ETA 3 turns.
Matikclocker: EMERGENCY! SNARBOLAX IS HERE! PROTECT OVC INDUSTRIES!
MannMann: The Snarbolax is here! Protect Mann Co!
Matikclocker sees Luggy estabilishes his base, so he estabilished Overclock Industries to unlock respawn on all CP units.
OVC Industries ready! Respawn unlocked!
TinGunner, Railer, Plasmanator and Heavyduty-Charge attack Snarbolax! Atom Smashing Technology from Tin and Railer causes Snarbolax to take 500 damage. Plasmanator and Heavyduty-Charge deal 100 damage!
Snarbolax took 960 damage so far.
TinGunner knocked back to trash can and was defeated!
Matikclocker X fires MegaSMGs at Snarbolax, 250 damage!
Snarbolax is defeated! The whole Clocker Platoon overclocks freakily!
Matikclocker's max health increased to 1500!
X cap is 1250-1500, Overclocked is 1000-1250.
ClockFM: Snarbolax is defeated! One turn wasn't very much!

Mann Co. is ready!
Mann Co. sells Half Muffin!
MannEd and MannMann summon...
MannEd: Mannator, MannMann: Manny.
Mann Bannd attacks Shrine construction! Shrine build ETA increased from 2 to 5 ETA!

Matikclocker X 1500/1500 CHARGED
Teslaload 750/750 CHARGED
Heavyduty 600/600 Shield200/200 CHARGED
Plasmanator 175/350 CHARGED
Railer SD ETA 1 CHARGED
Loadship MISSILE 1 RECONFIGURE 3 RAILER 2.0 1 CHARGED

MannEd: 750/750 CHARGED
MannMann: 500/500 CHARGED
Manny Same as MannMann. CHARGED
Mannator Same as MannMann. CHARGED

((The Snarbolax had no plans to attack Mann Co. whatsoever.

What's up with all the overpowered attacks?

Also, Zig Zag is not an electric attack, so this UTG guy is suddenly underclocked and Teslaload retakes 50 damage from the attack.))

Crazee Pi whacks the Plasmanator for 55 damage!

Crazee Pi drags all the dead snipes and other stuff towards the shrine in construction. It is impossible to take these corpses away.

The land mines explode the Plasmanator, killing it! (I forgot to make the number count down last post.)

Crazee Pi drags the dead Plasmanator to the shrine with the other corpses. Like the other corpses, it's impossible to take this away.

The shrine cannot be damaged, as such the Mann Bannd takes 50 damage.

Luggy summons MITTENS the adorable adorable cat! Luggy pets Mittens, restoring 9001 health to Mittens.

Mittens scratches at MannMann, Manny, and Mannator for 50 damage each

The underworld lawyer cannot be reconfigured, instead the underground lawyer attempts to negotiate the Loadship onto Luggy's side.

Crazee Pi: 700/800, CHARGED (∞)
Vince: MISSING (?)
Joe: MISSING (?)
Shrine of the Corruption: UNDER CONSTRUCTION (1)

Luggy: 650/750
Mittens: 30/30, AUTO-REVIVE (8)
Underworld Lawyer: 350/350, NEGOTIATING (?)
LUGGY BASE: UNDER CONSTRUCTION (1)

((I can accept Plasmanator explosion. In case of Balance Events, Anti Cheat drones of Local Clockdown International Network seek violations etc. And when the drone detects rule violation, then apporiate action is taken. Im sorry to tell you this, but I started the fight, so I have control over everything. Here is an Anti Cheat report...))

LCIN AntiCheat Drone No. 5: Suspicious activity regarding Mothership Hax, People Magnet and InfiniReviving Wimps (characters under 100hp) identified in Luggy Team. Which action shall I take?
1. Ban Luggy and his team.
2. Condemn Autorevived Wimp.
3. Halt Base construction.
4. Detonate Underground Lawyer.
5. Mute Luggy and his luggage.. (Cannot perform actions until removed)
Core Module: Ban part of Luggy Team (Mittens for InfiniRevive under 100hp, Underground Lawyer for People Magnet and Mothership Hax)
Scanning Luggy Base components...
Result: Threat to all parties. Destroy? y/n
/>y Base destroyed.
Change name Luggy > ChimpChamp

The banned people receive this message:

**********SERVER ACTION**********

Local Clockdown International Network banned you for the following violation/s:
Mittens: Revive Hack, Lawyer: Suspicious attempts to control Mothership and innocent snipes and Heavyduty-Charge.
You are banned until: Indefinite for Mittens, 5 turns for Lawyer.
Please be friendly to other users and don't use cheats.
If you didn't do anything above, then contact LCIN operator.

For Luggy and base:
**********SERVER ACTION**********

Your name has been changed to following:
ChimpChamp
due to previous name (Luggy) being offensive for following teams:
Clocker Platoon.
If you want to appeal name change, then contact operator (me)
If ChimpChamp is not OK, LCIN will grant you a free name change module.

Luggy didn't saw an exploding base.
This is not a turn. The balance event is to keep this game fair.
I will soon post my turn. Until then, think about appealing the server actions.
If you don't know the rules, I will explain soon...

((1: Mittens doesn't revive infinitely, what do you think that 8 next to the auto-revive is for?

2: All the Underworld Lawyer can do is attempt to get an enemy to join Luggy. He can only do this if uninterrupted by attacks and such. How is this not balanced?

3: Yes, because changing his name to ChimpChamp and destroying his base has everything to do with Mittens and the Underworld Lawyer.

4: Shouldn't you be balanced by the AntiCheat Drone? How on earth is defeating a monster with 1250 health in one turn say you are balanced? You could kill me and Luggy in one turn if you wanted to and end the game instantly. And then you have been going around summoning monsters with 600-750 health in one turn while the most I've summoned in one turn is 350 and they didn't do anything but try to convince things to join Luggy but only if they can only do so uninterrupted, they don't attack or anything. Adding on to this you summoned a loadship with 1000 health, while my Snarbolax which took five turns to get here and only had 1250 health. I've been ignoring this before, but you can't call me out on being unbalanced if your own team is unbalanced.

I'm just going to ignore that post.))

((Luggy team's duty is to flip everybody on their side, Mann Bannd creates lots of Manns to swarm enemies, Clocker Platoon eliminates the rivals, while Crazee Team does the best to corrupt the enemy. If you want AntiCheat drones then establish your own network.))
AntiCheat Drone action halted.
LCIN action: Respawn Snarbolax, delete following units:
Loadship, Railer (he already self destructed)
Since I deleted Loadship, Lawyer cannot negotiate.

Heavyduty-Charge goes to Crazee Pi with a peace treaty. You have avaliable options:
- Sign the treaty and end this war for once and for all.
- Don't sign the treaty and charge Heavyduty-Charge's finish-upper, leading to big losses in your team in next turn.
- Shred the treaty and charge Matikclocker X finish-upper (You don't want to know the finish-upper damage)
- Sign, but without some modifications. Matikclocker X will do what you want. If something is not OK, Matikclocker respawns Plasmanator to damage random unit.
Matikclocker X targets Underground Lawyer. 20 damage!
ClockFM: Shrine of Corruption is ready! Barricade If you want to survive!
Loadship's Railer 2.0 wasn't ready, so this machine lost 50 max hp.
Matikclocker supports Luggy by giving Railer 1.5. Should Railer attack Clocker Platoon, it will target Luggy for 100 damage.
Teslaload makes Matikclocker commit cannibalism. 250 overhealed! 50hp loss per turn as Overheal is temporary.
Teslaload is downgraded to Energyload!
Energyload orders Employee Crate! They find... EMPLloyd!
EMPLloyd uses EMP attack on Luggy! 10 damage and Luggy is shocked!
Matikclocker X starts construction of Clockership to finish the war by escape! ETA 3 turns + 1 turn per unit. 3 + 4 = ETA 7 turns.

MannEd laughs at Mittens for not scratching him. Mittens is more likely to attack MannEd!
MannMann thinks, "To be so powerful as this Platoon, we will make Mann alternatives or them!
The rest of Manns summon Mannclocker, Mannload and Heavyduty-Mann!
Mann Squad (a subteam of Mann Bannd, alternative to Clocker Platoon) charges their weapons at Clockership comstruction bay!
Except for Mannload, which summons MEDIC!
MEDIC! heals Mann Bannd for 50 hp each. Übercharge 30%.

Clocker Platoon
Matikclocker X 1500/1250 OVERHEALED (5)
Energyload 500/500
Heavyduty-Charge 600/600 (S)200/200 TREATY
EMPLloyd 250/250 EMP SHIELD (2)
Clockership ETA 7

Mann Bannd
MannEd 750/750
MannMann 500/500
Manny same as MannMann
Mannator look at MannMann
MEDIC! 600/600
>Mann Squad
Mannclocker 1000/1000 (equalivent to Matikclocker)
Mannload 500/500
Heavyduty-Mann 600/600 (Mann Bannd didn't saw the Charge's shield, so they made without shield)

(Umm, I didn't mean to nerf them that much. I was thinking more like minions that were charged for 1 turn should do around 50 damage with normal attacks, with the leader maybe doing around 100-125 damage with normal attacks, possibly more, but not very much more.))

Crazee Pi signs the treaty!
Crazee Pi drags the Plasmanator and the Snarbolax away from the shrine, in case Matikclocker can do something to revive it. If Matikclocker cannot, Crazee Pi leaves it at the shrine.
Crazee Pi sacrifices everything at the shrine to Cthulhu and gains 8 CORRUPTION POINTS! (Assuming Matikclocker can revive the Plasmanator.) He then opens a menu...

-UPGRADES-
Spread Corruption: Spreads corruption, costs 1 corruption point. (0/50)
Little Eaters: Spawns a little eater every turn, costs 5 corruption points. (0/1)
More Little Eaters: Increases spawn rate of little eaters to 2 every turn, costs 10 corruption points. (0/1)
Eaters of Souls: Spawns an eater of souls every 2 turns, costs 5 corruption points. (0/1)
More Eaters of Souls: Increases spawn rate of eaters of souls to every turn, costs 10 corruption points. (0/1)
Big Eaters: Spawns a big eater every 3 turns, costs 5 corruption points. (0/1)
More Big Eaters: Increases spawn rate of big eaters to ever 2 turns, costs 10 corruption points. (0/1)
Hardmode: Enables more upgrades and consumables, costs 50 corruption points. (0/1)

-CONSUMABLES-
Eater of Worlds: Spawns an Eater of Worlds, costs 15 corruption points.

((I'll probably add some more things to the list later or change some things.))

Crazee Pi upgrades Little Eaters (causing a little eater to fly out of the shrine) and corruption spread with the rest of his points.
The Snarbolax wakes up with 800 health and promptly rips into MEDIC for 125 damage!

Luggy couldn't do anything due to the fact that he was SHOCKED (I assume shocked is just stunned).
Railer 1.5 shoots at the Snarbolax for 50 damage!
The Lawyer from the Underworld sees that the Clocker Platoon and Crazee Pi are uniting, and goes over to MannEd with a peace treaty so they can unite.
Mittens attempts to make an adorable face at MEDIC in order to make them join Luggy, but instead makes one at MannEd because of the laugh.
The Luggy base comes equipped with the Drillbot 2000© when deployed. The Drillbot 2000© can drill at high speeds, making it effective for drilling through dirt, grime, and stains in your favorite shirt. Buy the Drillbot 2000© today for the low low cost of $99999999999999999.99 when you call DRL-BOT-5555 (This commercial has been brought to you by the creators of the Bulldozerbot 1000©).
Drillbot 2000© begins digging underground towards the Clockership.

Crazee Pi: 700/800, CHARGED (∞)
Vince: MISSING (?)
Joe: MISSING (?)
Snarbolax: 750/1250
Shrine of the Corruption: CORRUPTION POINTS (0), CORRUPTION PERCENT (3), LITTLE EATER (1)
Little Eater: 10/10, AMOUNT (1)

Luggy: 650/750
Mittens: 30/30, AUTO-REVIVE (8), TAUNTED BY MANNED (1)
Underworld Lawyer: 330/350, NEGOTIATING (?)
Railer 1.5: 300/300
Drillbot 2000©: 300/300, DIGGING (3)
LUGGY BASE: WORKERS (0)

You are supposed to fight on the JB thread, cause he is the JB.

1. We were derailing JB thread, it's necessary to fight here.
2. IM NOT JUSTIN BIEBER! I am a battlebot which will wreck you!
3. Wanna play with us?

((NEW RULE: When main character charges his finish-upper, he can continue charging to perform a finish-über. Then the mark CHARGED changes to ÜBERCHARGED. Finish-übers are deadly, and last for a set of turns. But their downside is they must be prepared ETA 1 turn, and any attack halts Überpreparation. 3 halts and the character loses the Übercharge.
Clockership progress [Base]Seats]))
Returning to battle...
Lawyer is about to negotiate with main character. Victory makes both teams merge.
MannEd says "Give me that!". He then goes to shredder and shreds the treaty.
"Let's teach him why Mann Co. is so independent!"
MannMann uses Minigun to repel Lawyer. 50 damage!
Manny feels shaking under his feet, so he alarms Clocker Platoon about shaking.
Manny summons Mannster.
Mannator summons Le Manns.
MEDIC! goes to resupply. Health refilled!
Le Manns sponsors Mann Co. Successful campaign makes Mann Bannd flip somebody to their side.
Mannster defends.
MannEd resists Mittens adorable face, and he said "We don't tolerate cutie-pies."
MannEd uses rocket launcher! Mittens is dead, but due to massive love from Luggy he is back.
"SCREW YOU LUGGY!" said MannEd. Finish-upper charged!
Mannator builds sentry gun. ETA 2 turns.
Mann Squad fires at Drillbot! 120 damage!

Matikclocker X respawns (revives) Plasmanator!
Matikclocker X gets message from Manny. He saved up Overdrive, charging finish-upper.
Matikclocker X screams this same as MannEd when Mittens revived.
Matikclocker X is Übercharged!
Matikclocker X prepares finish-über...
Energyload digs a hole and she saw a big machine.
Energyload attacks Drillbot! 40 damage!
Heavyduty-Charge charged finish-upper!
Heavyfuty-Charge goes to a Drillhole and activates Barrage Zone! Drillbot takes 100 damage and 50 area damage!
Drillbot is down!
EMPLloyd uses Strong EMP on Mittens! 10 damage and Drillbot is stunned for 2 turns!
Heavyduty calls for another Employee Crate, but it suddenly goes to Crazee Pi.
Crazee Pi found Spinster the Spy!
Plasmanator attacks Luggy. 30 damage and LB (Luggy Base) takes 15 area damage!
Clockership progress [|..]...] ETA 5. That's because Matikclocker, Energyload and Heavyduty-Charge are necessary to escape. The rest is optional, but at least 1 unit will be hooked and will be taken with Clockership.
Plasmanator and EMPLloyd will remain on the battlefield.

Matikclocker X 1250/1250 ÜBERPREPARING
Energyload 500/500
Heavyduty-Charge 600/600 (200/200)
EMPLloyd 250/250
Plasmanator 350/350
Clockership Chassis [|..]

MannEd 750/750
MannMann, Manny, 500/500
Le Manns 500/500 SPONSORING
Mannator 500/500
MEDIC! 600/600
Sentry Gun ETA 2
>Mann Squad
Health of this Squad unchanged.

So whoever kills matik here wins the jb thread

Vohtarak, Clocker Platoon builds a Clockership which will take us away from the heat of battle.
Chassis takes 3 turns, seats 1 turn per unit and startup sequence 1 turn.
One person will be hooked up with Clockership, and will be taken with it.
So if Clockership manages to escape, it's game over. Matikclocker X will win.
Clockership's base health will be 2000 with shield 500.
That means if Clockership won't be destroyed after 5 turns elapse, then the game is over. (Chassis doesn't count)
But the battle will continue until Mann Bannd is wiped out or escapes like Clocker Platoon.

No we are supossed to find out who killed JB, and the person will be rewarded for doing such a GOOD thing.

*Pull's out mini-jellies from pocket* These jellys are made to destroy. If you slice one, or kill one, two more will come out of it. You have been destroyed.
Also if you figure out how to destroy these jelly's, I have alot more in my pocket.
GAME OVER, SUCKA.

Better censor this "GAME OVER, [JAMMED]".
And give out the amount of health.
Btw Clocker Platoon and Crazee Pi are at peace, you cannot attack CP in Crazee team.
Ask Crazee Pi if you want to join Luggy or create your own two teams.
Matikclocker X drains jelly power and uses it to make Clicken.
Matikclocker summons Click Driver.
Clockership ETA 1 for Chassis.

((Why is Clockership suddenly only 1 turn? You should change that back.))

Vince and Joe come back from their adventures with the spoils of war, along with a few levels. With them are two snipes and a bunch of dead bodies that they throw into the Corruption Shrine for 10 points.
Crazee Pi spends it on Eaters of Souls and Big Eaters
Crazee Pi gets an idea, he grabs some rope and attaches the eaters and the snipes to the shrine. They begin lifting upwards.
The Snarbolax goes and protects all the eaters.
Crazee Pi asks Matikclocker for some sort of digging device so that he can make the Corruption Shrine detached from the ground.
Crazee Pi, Vince, and Joe start charging.
Spinster goes under cover as the MANN SPY. He comes back with valuable info: Mann Co. is selling items in order to get the units and is attempting to get someone to join them via sponsoring. In response to this information, Crazee Pi makes Spinster go and spread nasty rumors about Mann Co. This makes it so that Mann Co. has a reduced chance of selling items and reducing chance of Sponsoring to work.
Vince grabs one of the mini-jellies and decides to use it as a corpse farm. He puts the one mini-jelly in a cage.

Luggy is ANGRY about MannEd ripping the peace treaty and is UberCharged!
Luggy runs into Luggy Base in order to activate his UberCharge!
The Lawyer from the underworld begins charging...
Mittens ends its current life in order to get rid of the status effect.
Mittens summons 5 workers, who go into Luggy Base.
The workers begin producing on a secret project: The LUGGYSHIP. (The LUGGYSHIP prevents the Clockership from leaving.)
Railer 1.5 summons a wall to protect LUGGYSHIP and Luggy.
LUGGY BASE cannot be damaged!

Crazee Pi: 700/800, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Vince: 600/600, CHARGED (∞)
Joe: 500/500, CHARGED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snarbolax: 750/1250, PROTECTING MONSTERS AT SHRINE (∞)
Cage: 100/100, JELLIES (1)
Shrine of the Corruption: CORRUPTION POINTS (0), CORRUPTION PERCENT (3), LITTLE EATER (1), EATER OF SOULS (2/2), BIG EATER (3/3)
Little Eater: 10/10, AMOUNT (2), ATTACHED (∞)
Eater of Souls: 20/20, AMOUNT (1), ATTACHED (∞)
Big Eater: 50/50, AMOUNT (1), ATTACHED (∞)

Luggy: 650/750, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Mittens: 30/30, AUTO-REVIVE (6)
Underworld Lawyer: 270/350, CHARGED (∞)
Railer 1.5: 300/300
Wall: 500/500, PROTECTING LUGGY (∞), PROTECTING LUGGYSHIP (∞)
LUGGY BASE: WORKERS (5)
LUGGYSHIP: UNDER CONSTRUCTION (4)

WOW, Luggy wants to bring down Clockership?! Let me digest this...
1. Luggyship provides enough firepower to destroy Clockership within turn till escape limit (TTE).
If Clockership will be brought down, everybody on ship will be damaged by 250, while Matikclocker takes 500 and revertion to normal.
2. Railer is a sniper bot, he uses AST (Atom Smashing blahblah...) to heavily damage units. He isn't a paladin, but it could be a Rail Wall, which damages enemies upon attack by half the Railer standard attack.
3. This post is one turn, so Clockership Chassis is NOW ETA 1 turn. Calculating the ETA of Clockership and Luggyship, Chassis will finish, and three main seats to take Clocker, Charge and Energy, so Luggyship will be finished on Clockership Startup Sequence. That means Luggyship would have 1 turn to destroy Clockership before it flees. If Luggy manages to speed up construction/halt Clockership construction, he might have chance to destroy Clockership before TTE will run out.
4. The link in MATIKCLOCKER X ACTIVATES FINISH-ÜBER! is a visualisation of me (megabot) destroying Luggy's minions (smaller robots)

Matikclocker X orders Heavyduty to answer Crazee Pi offer.
Heavyduty says, "We have some digging device. It is named T0P-=3-47 "Topcat". This machine will dig up area under Corruption Shrine, making it easy to lift."
Heavyduty constructs Topcat and gives to Crazee Pi.
Energyload thought it was a bad choice to support Luggy, so she goes to Railer and uses K-Charge to bring Railer to CP side.
*WARNING*WARNING*WARNING* MATIKCLOCKER X ACTIVATES HEAVY FIRE FINISH-ÜBER! *WARNING*WARNING*WARNING*
Wall takes 450 damage from Finish-Über!
Underground Lawyer is dead!
Next target: Luggyship! ETA 2 turns until Finish-über ends!
Plasmanator fires Plasma at Wall. 25 damage!
EMPLloyd uses EMP Sniper at Wall! Wall is broken!

MannEd saw some guy screaming "Their products suck! The owner is dumb! They are wimps! Never go to Mann Co!"
MannEd is ÜBERCHARGED!
MannEd runs to Mann Co. to prepare finish-über!
Mann Bannd with Mann Squad swarm Luggy to halt his Überpreparation! Luggy takes 20 × 7 = 140 damage! Überpreparation halted!

Thagx joins the battle! Construct, fight, or do something to halt Clockership construction!

Clockership (Chassis) almost complete! ETA 1. ETA 5 to escape!
Luggyship ETA 4. 1 turn to destroy Clockership upon completion!
Le Manns Sponsorship: 2 turns till end. 75% chance to succeed!
Half muffin in Mann Co: 2 turns till rotten. Frequency 20%.

Nothing changed except for Wall and Luggy.

((Umm, you never attacked the Underworld Lawyer as you used your attack on the wall so how could it be dead?

I'm just going to ignore that part.))

Crazee Pi summons an auto-slicer.
Vince and Joe charge again.
The Topcat digs around the Corruption Shrine before going back to Matikclocker, freeing the Corruption Shrine from the ground.
Spinster decides to go around disguised as a MANN MERCHANT and sells half muffins, except these half muffins are injected with stuff that makes it taste nasty and make people puke. The chances of Mann Co. products selling and the campaign working are reduced!
Spinster goes undercover into the LUGGY BASE and overhears Luggy and someone else talking...

"You mean you'll-a help me?" asks Luggy.

"Indeed," says the other voice.

"What do I-a do?"

"Just charge this for long enough. Your ship on its own won't be enough to take down the Clockership, but with both your ship and this you should be able to one-shot the Clockership."

"Alright-a, I'll-a go do-a that. Wait, what if they-a manage to get me-a?"

"If they do that I'll just have to deal with them myself."

Spinster reports this back to Crazee Pi and Matikclocker!
The Auto-Slicer generates 1 corruption point from the slime, the slime turns into 2 slimes.
Spread Corruption was upgraded by 1!
THORN WALLS are added to the consumable list of the Corruption Shrine! (Costs 5 corruption points.)

Luggy runs behind the Luggyship and begins Ubercharging...
Mittens scratches MannEd, interrupting the UberCharge. Mittens then goes in front of the Luggyship.
The workers build a wall in front of Mittens.
The Lawyer from the Underworld uses OBJECTION! The Underworld Lawyer objects to MannEd by moving MEDIC to Luggy's side. MEDIC cannot rejoin Mann Co. or attack anyone on team Luggy.
MEDIC suddenly loses 300 max health because seriously, 600 is a lot of health for a 1 turn minion.
MEDIC fully heals the Underworld Lawyer.

Crazee Pi: 700/800, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Vince: 600/600, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Joe: 500/500, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Spinster: 350/350
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snarbolax: 750/1250, PROTECTING MONSTERS AT SHRINE (∞)
Cage: 100/100, JELLIES (1)
Shrine of the Corruption: CORRUPTION POINTS (0), CORRUPTION PERCENT (4), LITTLE EATER (1), EATER OF SOULS (1/2), BIG EATER (1/3)
Little Eater: 10/10, AMOUNT (3), ATTACHED (∞)
Eater of Souls: 20/20, AMOUNT (1), ATTACHED (∞)
Big Eater: 50/50, AMOUNT (1), ATTACHED (∞)

Luggy: 650/750, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Mittens: 30/30, AUTO-REVIVE (6), PROTECTING LUGGYSHIP, PROTECTING LUGGY
Underworld Lawyer: 350/350
MEDIC: 300/300
Wall: 500/500, PROTECTING LUGGY (∞), PROTECTING LUGGYSHIP (∞), PROTECTING MITTENS (∞)
LUGGY BASE: WORKERS (5)
LUGGYSHIP: 1500/1500 UNDER CONSTRUCTION (3), PROTECTING LUGGY (∞)

Clockership Chassis complete! Creating Matikclocker seat...
Matikclocker got intel from Spinster's mission. Performing scans, it must be one of Manned Doctors, so he reported to MannMann.
Both team members scream "SCREW YOU LUGGY!"
Energyload atacks Wall! 20 damage!
Plasmanator summons Worker to speed up Clockership by ETA 0.25 (4 workers make 1 full turn)
Heavyduty does the same.
Railer too.
EMPLloyd summons 4th Worker. Seat ready! Creating Energyload seat... TTE is now 2. Either Luggyship will speed up, or it all ends.
Matikclocker asks Crazee Pi to use Spinster to interrupt Luggy Überpreparation.
HEAVY FIRE STILL ACTIVE! LUGGYSHIP AGAIN HECK PROTECTED! CHOOSING NO PROTECTION ALLY...
Matikclocker X fires at UnderWORLD Lawyer and his Mega SMG attack penetrates the Wall, hitting Luggyship! (Mittens didn't stand a chance for THAT bullet...) Wall took 100 damage!
Underworld Lawyer is dead! Luggyship ETA slowed down from 3 to 4!
Some guy's device (mostly MEDIC!'s) was teleported and replaced with same-looking Clocker's minion, Click Driver!
Clicken attacks Wall. 25 damage!

MannEd thought Spinster is on Luggy's side and MEDIC! contributes to Luggyship.
MannEd goes to Matikclocker with an merge offer. (If CP signs, Mann Bannd and their Mann Co. will be brought to CP)
Heavyduty-Charge signs the merge offer! Clocker Platoon and Mann Bannd merged to Clocker Platoon!
Le Manns ends Sponsoring just to scream "SCREW YOU LUGGY!" like everyone in Mann Bannd.
Sorry that I didn't mention, but Mann Bannd activates Manned Swarm FINISH-UPPER! They attack Wall! Wall takes...
F-U damage 60 × Avaliable members of Mann Bannd 7 = Damage that Wall taken. If printed "Down!" then Wall is broken. 420 damage! Down!
Swarm hits 2 Workers of Luggy base! (Mittens didn't choose to shield workers...) Luggyship ETA build speed halted by 0.5 ETA per turn
Mann Bannd shields MannEd as he prepares Übercharge.

Clockership Chassis complete! Creating Matikclocker seat...
Matikclocker got intel from Spinster's mission. Performing scans, it must be one of Manned Doctors, so he reported to MannMann.
Both team members scream "SCREW YOU LUGGY!"
Energyload atacks Wall! 20 damage!
Plasmanator summons Worker to speed up Clockership by ETA 0.25 (4 workers make 1 full turn)
Heavyduty does the same.
Railer too.
EMPLloyd summons 4th Worker. Seat ready! Creating Energyload seat... TTE is now 2. Either Luggyship will speed up, or it all ends.
Matikclocker asks Crazee Pi to use Spinster to interrupt Luggy Überpreparation.
HEAVY FIRE STILL ACTIVE! LUGGYSHIP AGAIN HECK PROTECTED! CHOOSING NO PROTECTION ALLY...
Matikclocker X fires at UnderWORLD Lawyer and his Mega SMG attack penetrates the Wall, hitting Luggyship! (Mittens didn't stand a chance for THAT bullet...) Wall took 100 damage!
Underworld Lawyer is dead! Luggyship ETA slowed down from 3 to 4!
Some guy's device (mostly MEDIC!'s) was teleported and replaced with same-looking Clocker's minion, Click Driver!
Clicken attacks Wall. 25 damage!

MannEd thought Spinster is on Luggy's side and MEDIC! contributes to Luggyship.
MannEd goes to Matikclocker with an merge offer. (If CP signs, Mann Bannd and their Mann Co. will be brought to CP)
Heavyduty-Charge signs the merge offer! Clocker Platoon and Mann Bannd merged to Clocker Platoon!
Le Manns ends Sponsoring just to scream "SCREW YOU LUGGY!" like everyone in Mann Bannd.
Sorry that I didn't mention, but Mann Bannd activates Manned Swarm FINISH-UPPER! They attack Wall! Wall takes...
F-U damage 60 × Avaliable members of Mann Bannd 7 = Damage that Wall taken. If printed "Down!" then Wall is broken. 420 damage! Down!
Swarm hits 2 Workers of Luggy base! (Mittens didn't choose to shield workers...) Luggyship ETA build speed halted by 0.5 ETA per turn
Mann Bannd shields MannEd as he prepares Übercharge.

Clockership 2000/2000 SHIELD 500/500 PROGRESSION [|||]|..].]

In the true spirit of "Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure", I open fire on the battle arena with the newly-repaired Skylark, which is currently orbiting Cradle.

A torrent of plasma bolts, laser beams, and missiles rain down for 1846838047894687379544 damage!

Who you attack Quint? I suggest Luggy, he is the MOST WANTED.
Oh and btw don't use THAT freakin' damage input! (Unless you target Luggy)

I said I have more in my pocket. *Summons Vanaduke's guards.*
200 Damage taken by Matik. The guard stab's Matik's behind with a spear. KABOOM. 250 damage taken.
Same rule with the guard's. Kill one, one more appears.

Here is the listing of all teams you can join. In brackets are specialties of team.
- Clocker Platoon. (Rivals)
Main Matikclocker X
Sub Energyload and Heavyduty-Charge.
- Crazee Pi Team. (Corruption)
Main Crazee Pi.
Sub Vince and Joe.
- Luggy Team. (Expansion)
Main Luggy.
Sub Mittens and [EMPTY]
- Mann Bannd (Swarming)
Main MannEd.
Sub MannMann and Mannator.
- [AVALIABLE] Rollin' Out (Teamwork)
Main Tanker and Tinder. The only team with two main characters.
No subs unless you create.
- [AVALIABLE] Insert Name Here (Custom Team, you create)
Main Noname.
Subs Nothing and Nobody.

RULES:
1. Damage output is...
10-40 for standard
around 50 for charged (minions)
60-70 for main standard
around 100 for main charged
150-200 for finish-uppers
230-300 for finish-übers
Overbuffing output results in team reset.
2. No infinireviving unless a minion provides it.
3. No swearing.
4. LCIN controls every battle moment.
5. Summon to survive.
6. No oneshooting mains or bosses like Clockership

Damage output for jellies standard attack is equalivent to charged armor piercer or a finish-upper. Please change the damage output.
Otherwise LCIN AntiCheat Drone will ban you from battle.

Matikclocker X already fired at the Underworld Lawyer and thus cannot attack the wall this turn. (Also, the wall can't be pierced with a 100 damage attack, it needs to be a bit stronger.)
The Mann Bannd didn't charge first, causing their attempt at using a FINISH-UPPER to fail.

Crazee Pi watches the fight from a distance, not wanting to participate anymore.
Vince and Joe do the same.
The Auto-Slicer produces 2 corruption points and the slimes split into 3.
Spinster goes over to Matik's side so Matik can use them freely. Note that the wall still blocks attack to Luggy even while undercover.
A corruption point is spent on Spread Corruption.

Luggy is Ubercharging
Mittens summons 5 more workers! They outclass the amount of Matikclocker's workers so they run over and kill them all before going back to Luggybase.
MEDIC stabs some syringes into the Underworld Lawyer, reviving them. The Underworld Lawyer runs back into Luggy base and sues Mann Co. for a bunch of money for selling half muffins that make you barf. The Underworld Lawyer's robotic double attends the court case (cannot be distinguished from the real Underworld Lawyer) and wins, gaining a bunch of money. He spends this new money on a turret that will attack anyone who attacks the Luggybase.
The workers upgrade the wall and add a blast door to protect them.

MainMann appears (can't be distinguished from a real Mann) and shoves a paperclip into part of the Clockership, causing it to go back a turn. MainMann then notices that someone from the Clocker Platoon sees him and runs away.

Crazee Pi: 700/800, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Vince: 600/600, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Joe: 500/500, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snarbolax: 750/1250, PROTECTING MONSTERS AT SHRINE (∞)
Cage: 100/100, JELLIES (3)
Shrine of the Corruption: CORRUPTION POINTS (1), CORRUPTION PERCENT (5), LITTLE EATER (1), EATER OF SOULS (2/2), BIG EATER (2/3)
Little Eater: 10/10, AMOUNT (4), ATTACHED (∞)
Eater of Souls: 20/20, AMOUNT (2), ATTACHED (∞)
Big Eater: 50/50, AMOUNT (1), ATTACHED (∞)

Luggy: 650/750, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Mittens: 30/30, AUTO-REVIVE (6), PROTECTING LUGGYSHIP, PROTECTING LUGGY
MEDIC: 300/300
Thick Wall: 725/750, PROTECTING LUGGY (∞), PROTECTING LUGGYSHIP (∞), PROTECTING MITTENS (∞)
Blast Door: 500/500, PROTECTING WORKERS (∞)
LUGGYBASE: WORKERS (10), UNDERWORLD LAWYER (1), TURRET (1)
LUGGYSHIP: 1500/1500 UNDER CONSTRUCTION (2), PROTECTING LUGGY (∞)

LCIN AntiCheat Drone #122: Living mass known as Luggy strengthens everything at a freaking rate, achieving Overpowered state. What to do?
- Nerf Luggy team
- Warn team about achieving OP state.
- Reset team to Luggy, Mittens and Underworld Lawyer
- Ban this team
Core action: Warn about OP state under risk of nerfing or reseting.

Message to LuggyCPU in Luggy Base:
**********SERVER ACTION**********
Local Clockdown International Network warns you about reaching Overpowered state.
Being OP is a violation of Fairplay rules.
If Overpowered state will last for 5 turns you will be nerfed.
If Maxipowered state is reached your team will be reset to Luggy, Mittens and Lawyer.
If Critipowered state will be reached your team will be banned.
For now the Luggyship ETA per turn is halted to 0.25 ETApt.

Mann Co. didn't sell this muffin. Manny trashed it. Mann Co. got double the money Underworld Lawyer sued him for.
Mann Bannd summons Workers for Platoon. Energyload seat complete! Heavyduty seat building...

Matikclocker X creates 500hp Shield defending Clockership!
Meanwhile paper clip was recycled in OVC for two Workers.
Energyload and Heavyduty summon Workers.
Heavyduty seat ready!
Clockership Startup Sequence Initiated! If Clockership will not be taken down it's over!
Plasmanator begins charging...
Railer 1.5 is reloading...
EMPLloyd uses Protodown on Wall! Wall protection ignored for 1 turn!
Spinster is undercover as Luggy Worker. He convinced one worker to give him blueprints for Luggyship.
Matikclocker X, Crazee Pi and MannEd receive Luggyship stats!

Luggyship
Part of Operation: Underclock
SHIELD 1000/1000
HULL 3500/3500
Primary Turbolasnator with Übercable (MEDIC!'s device allowing oneshotting Clockership)
Secondary LOLauncher (Rapid launcher which makes minions laugh rendering the minion unusable for 1 turn)

Clockership !!!ESCAPING!!! 1

((I see nothing wrong with Luggy considering MannEd summoned a bunch of 500 health minions within a few turns.

I think you got the blueprints for the wrong item, because Luggyship has 1500 health and doesn't have those attacks.

Also, how does trashing a muffin get one money?))

Crazee Pi watches the fight from a distance, not wanting to participate anymore.
Vince and Joe do the same.
The Auto-Slicer produces 3 corruption points and the slimes split into 4.

Mittens summons 5 more workers, who work on Luggyship!
The Underworld Lawyer has his robotic double go out into the battle field.
Underworld Lawyer's robotic double begins charging...
MEDIC stabs some syringes into Mittens giving them an extra life. Unfortunately, Mittens doesn't like this very much and lightly scratches at MEDIC for 10 damage. (This does not effect MEDIC's loyalty to Luggy.)
The thick wall is recycled for 2 more turrets.
A giant hole opens in the ground while this plays, a giant figure slowly rises up out of the ground. Around 10 seconds into the song, it has finished rising. At 15 seconds in, Luggy jumps into it and begins wreaking havoc. LUGGYBOT has arisen!
LUGGYBOT grabs LUGGYSHIP, which turns into a cannon. LUGGYBOT uses this cannon for an ultimate attack that he can only use once. LUGGYBOT fires a gigantic blue shell, which flies towards the Clockership. It goes right through the shield (completely destroying it when it does) and hits Clockership! Clockership was defeated!

((LUGGYBOT is the final boss. LUGGYBOT cannot take more than 1000 damage before he stops taking damage and switches phases.))

Crazee Pi: 700/800, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Vince: 600/600, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Joe: 500/500, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snarbolax: 750/1250, PROTECTING MONSTERS AT SHRINE (∞)
Cage: 100/100, JELLIES (4), AUTO-SLICERS (1)
Shrine of the Corruption: CORRUPTION POINTS (4), CORRUPTION PERCENT (5), LITTLE EATER (1), EATER OF SOULS (1/2), BIG EATER (3/3)
Little Eater: 10/10, AMOUNT (5), ATTACHED (∞)
Eater of Souls: 20/20, AMOUNT (2), ATTACHED (∞)
Big Eater: 50/50, AMOUNT (2), ATTACHED (∞)

LUGGYBOT: 5000/5000, PHASE (1)
Mittens: 30/30, AUTO-REVIVE (7)
MEDIC: 290/300
Robotic Underworld Lawyer: 350/350, CHARGED (∞)
Blast Door: 500/500, PROTECTING WORKERS (∞)
LUGGYBASE: WORKERS (15), UNDERWORLD LAWYER (1), TURRET (3)

Let me drink it...
Luggybot has 5 phases and is the final boss. If Luggybot is defeated, then the parts are used to restore Clockership, and to allow instant escape. Then the game is over. By the way, does that mean Crazee Pi Team surrenders?
By the way I will use the emoji...
🔥Finish-über
💣Finish-upper
💥Kill event
🔨Construction
🚨Überpreparation
⚠Warning
📻ClockFM News
📺MatTV News
📰The Overclocker Gazette
If you can't see the emoji (emotes) then I will return to standard marking.

📰The Overclocker: Luggy commits crimes against Clocker Platoon!
Luggy activated finish-über and he established Luggybot, which used Luggyship as a bullet to wreck Matikclocker's Shield and Clockership. Not only Clockership shield broke, the same Clockership wrecked. One person of CP named EMPLloyd was on location. He was mad, and the only thing he said on interview is:
SCREW YOU LUGGY!
Mann Bannd, the people group specialising in swarming minions, say the same. MannMann, the helper of MannEd says:
I knew Luggy was evil, but MEDIC! helping his evil plans and ship used as a bullet makes Robot Overclocker so mad that Luggy reaches his limit. Oh, and Underworld Lawyer will pay us for stealing our belowed MEDIC! and for draining our budget. And remember: NEVER TRUST CUTIE-PIES OR THEY WILL RAIN DOOM UPON YOU.
Crazee Pi officially resigned from war.
Right now Matikclocker was reverted to normal, Energyload is standing on last legs, but Heavyduty-Charge didn't even suffer.
Will the robots survive the afterblast or they will be wiped out by Luggy Team?📰

💥Clockership was blasted out! Matikclocker takes 500 damage and is reverted to normal state! SCREW YOU LUGGY!
Energyload takes 250 damage. SCREW YOU AGAIN!
Heavyduty takes 50 damage due to Shield absorption. Shield broke down! GO TO HELL LUGGY!💥
💥Luggyship exploded and Energyload took 200 area damage! [REDACTED] LUGGY!
Heavyduty takes 100 damage. [REEEEEDAAAAAAACTEEEEEEEEED!]
Clocker evades the explosion.💥
⚠Energyload health is critical!⚠
Matikclocker after this explosion collected scraps and is Übercharged!
💣Energyload activates Electro-defibrillator! Energyload is restored to max health + 250!💣
🔨Energyload establishes her Bay! Teslaload upgrade is ready next turn! Bay is still indestructible.🔨
💣Heavyduty activates Blink Port! Heavyduty is restored to max! Matikclocker is healed 500 damage!💣
🔨Matikclocker establishes Support Bay, also indestructible. Next turn Matikclocker will come out with Baypower Blast and finish-über activated! SCREW YOU LUGGY!🔨
Spinster creates hologram undercover as Mayro.
Mayro (Spinster Hologram) goes to Luggy Base.
EMPLloyd charges...

Mann Bannd charges...

B.U.M.P Ballistic Utility Manipulating Posts. I bumped.
I changed Mann Bannd actions:
The team synchronises finish-uppers. Next turn they all will unleash finish-uppers at once!

((How about Team Luggy runs the TV while Mann Bannd runs the radio station?

I haven't surrendered yet. I'm just waiting until I can get enough eaters to get me out of here.))

📺 LuggyTV: An interview with the person behind the LUGGYBOT. 📺

"With the recent arrival of LUGGYBOT, we go within LUGGYBASE to get an interview with the one behind the LUGGYBOT. Now turning to Mittens with the interview..."

"Meow meow meow meow," said Mittens. Mittens opened a door, revealing a cloaked figure who was screwing a bolt into something. "Meow meow meow meow meow?" asks Mittens.

"Well, that's because of some unfinished I have with those guys, not those man guys, those other guys... Wait, I don't think those other other guys were involved in it really so only those robot guys I guess.

"Meow meow meow meow meow MEOW?" asks Mittens.

"Well, I got the inspiration for LUGGYBOT from a weird shadow I found in my attic. The shape of that shadow looked like a giant robotic version of Luggy. Turns out the shadow came from a hobo who was living in my attic. I promptly incinerated them after thanking them for the idea."

Mittens then turned towards the camera. "Meow meow meow, meow," said Mittens. The news then went on to the weather, and we aren't talking about that.

Jelly amount has maxed out!

LUGGYBOT grabs Energyload and throws them at Matikclocker! They both take 250 damage. Uber-charge interrupted!
Mittens summons 5 more workers.
💣 The Underworld Lawyer's robotic double uses OBJECTION! Spinster joins Team Luggy and cannot switch to other teams! 💣
The workers point towards a sign that says "MAYRO NOT ALLOWED" before throwing the hologram out, despite the fact that you cannot touch holograms.
The workers build a LuggyTV Station. Because of their amount, they are able to build it quickly
Spinster goes undercover into Mann Ed disguised as a robot minion of Matikclocker and poisons several half muffins before being caught and runs away. Matikclocker and MannEd's peace treaty has been damaged for 50!

Crazee Pi: 700/800, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Vince: 600/600, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Joe: 500/500, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snarbolax: 750/1250, PROTECTING MONSTERS AT SHRINE (∞)
Cage: 100/100, JELLIES (5), AUTO-SLICERS (1)
Shrine of the Corruption: CORRUPTION POINTS (8), CORRUPTION PERCENT (5), LITTLE EATER (1), EATER OF SOULS (2/2), BIG EATER (1/3)
Little Eater: 10/10, AMOUNT (6), ATTACHED (∞)
Eater of Souls: 20/20, AMOUNT (3), ATTACHED (∞)
Big Eater: 50/50, AMOUNT (2), ATTACHED (∞)

LUGGYBOT: 5000/5000, PHASE (1)
Mittens: 30/30, AUTO-REVIVE (7)
MEDIC: 290/300
Robotic Underworld Lawyer: 350/350
Spinster: 350/350
Blast Door: 500/500, PROTECTING WORKERS (∞)
LUGGYBASE: WORKERS (20), UNDERWORLD LAWYER (1), TURRET (3)
LuggyTV Station: 1000/1000

Matikclocker and MannEd's peace treaty: 400/500 (The treaty had already taken some damage from MainMann.)
Crazee Pi and Matikclocker's peace treaty: 500/500

((Ahem. Energyload is already in a capsule named BAY so you can throw at Matikclocker X bay, but they don't take damage.))
📻MannFM: Peace... damaged?
Here is Manny from MannFM. Today we heard from Over's bay that he is opening. Did he laid eggs? MannMann said:
Nope, his little mini workers screamed "Open the bay and HIDE!" and he is opening, so Manns must prepare the defense for Baypower Blast or something.
Luggy wants to break peace between Manns and Overs. As stated in the Overclocker, the title was "Luggy commits crimes against Clocker Platoon!" He damaged the treaty, so this form of life MUST be terminated! I mean that screwed Luggy guy.
Lastly, we found out that egghead Lawyer objected Over's spy to poison muffins. So we don't have against Overclocker guy anything.

💣Mann Bannd activates Payload Attack! Luggybot takes Payload = 3 Manns, so 200 × 3 Payloads = 600 damage.💣
MannEd replaces Muffins with weapons. Le Manns restarts Sponsoring.

📰The Overclocker: Luggy messes up with Nano.
Luggybot is already attacked by Mann Bannd, so CP will have easy mission. Luggybot plugs out the Teslaload Bay and threw to Matikclocker X Bay. Fortunately the Bays survived.
Clocker promises: I never poisoned Mann muffins!
Nanobots finished upgrading Matikclocker X and Teslaload and because they are tired they merge to a new nano minion.
Heavyduty says SCREW YOU [you know who] as Spinster goes to you know well.📰

🔥Open Bay and HIDE! Clocker X emerged and activates Rail Machinegun! Railguns loaded... FIRE ALL 6! Luggybot takes 400 damage! Luggybot enters P2!🔥
Nanobots hide as Teslaload emerges!
💣Teslaload activates Tesla Ultrashock! Underworld Lawyer takes 150 damage and is unable to use the next finish-upper!💣
Heavyduty summons Crazeemannlugclocker. (Every main character in one minion. If sufficient amount of energy is charged he can use any main character finish-upper.)
💣EMPLloyd activates Ultrasound EMP! Mittens is shocked for 1 turn and Underworld Lawyer is also shocked!💣
Nanobots merge creating Nanonizer, same as MEDIC! but immune to finish-uppers forcing him to enemy side. Im looking at you, Underworld Lawyer. He can evade attacks easily, but he cannot attack. Finish-übers of Nanonizer deal damage.
🔨Nanonizer upgrades Heavyduty-Charge to Heavytank-Shield. Heavyduty encapsulates to the Bay!🔨

((Because being able to hide behind invincible items is fair...

Just going to pretend it did hit because clearly you shouldn't be able to hide behind invincible things, especially if it's to do a ubercharge. Hiding behind non-invincible things is fine.

Also, I assume you are talking about the robotic underworld lawyer.))

📺 LuggyTV: Are the products of Mann Co. unsafe? 📺

With Mann Co. recently beginning to sell guns, that raises some questions: is Mann Co. really doing a good thing? What if the guns they are selling are... UNSAFE!"

"Meow meow meoooooooooooooow!" said Mittens.

"Our scientists have recently acquired some of their weapons, though ways we shall not discuss, and found out that they have a 97 percent chance of death when getting hit by them. Do you know how deadly that is? That's like 97 random guys we found on the street we killed out of 100. This is an outrage! Not only that, but they have small parts making it a safety hazard!" The news reporter grabbed the camera and started shaking it, "THINK OF THE CHILDREN PEOPLE!"

Matikclocker attempts to release a finish-uber, but was interrupted before so he could not.
Teslaload attempts to release a finish-upper, but did not charge first so they could not.

More Eaters of Souls was upgraded!

💥 LUGGYBOT falcon punches Teslaload for 500 damage! Teslaload was defeated! 💥
Mittens ends it's current life to become free from the status effect...
The workers build adorable cat-sized battle armor for mittens. This armor will not only increase their stats to that of other subs (such as Joe or Energyload) and give them immunity to attacks which cause them to lose a turn! The armor when first put on will fully restore Mitten's auto-revives. This only happens once, of course.
The Underworld Lawyer is promoted to the Underworld CEO. To celebrate, the workers build him a new suit that increase their stats to that of other subs (such as Vince or Heavyduty-Charge) and gives him a neat pocket-watch that allows him to switch opponents to Luggy's side for a turn.
The workers finish it off by building a robotic version of Mittens.
The Robotic Underworld Lawyer can't do anything this turn due to the status effect! (I assume that's what shocked does.)
Spinster disguises as [insert MannEd minion here] and goes over to Matikclocker's side and hits the Bay (not Heavyduty-Charge) 519231 times. The bay appears to be unharmed by the attack, but the minions of Matikclocker think it's a real MannEd minion causing the peace treaty to take 50 damage.
MEDIC begins charging...
The LuggyTV Station's report on MannEd products causes the chances of products selling and campaigns working to be reduced.

Crazee Pi: 700/800, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Vince: 600/600, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Joe: 500/500, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snarbolax: 750/1250, PROTECTING MONSTERS AT SHRINE (∞)
Cage: 100/100, JELLIES (5), AUTO-SLICERS (1)
Shrine of the Corruption: CORRUPTION POINTS (3), CORRUPTION PERCENT (5), LITTLE EATER (1), EATER OF SOULS (1), BIG EATER (2/3)
Little Eater: 10/10, AMOUNT (7), ATTACHED (∞)
Eater of Souls: 20/20, AMOUNT (4), ATTACHED (∞)
Big Eater: 50/50, AMOUNT (2), ATTACHED (∞)

LUGGYBOT: 4400/5000, PHASE (1)
Robotic Mittens: 30/30, AUTO-REVIVE (8)
Battle-Armor Mittens: 60/60, AUTO-REVIVE (8)
Robotic Underworld Lawyer: 350/350
Underworld CEO: 700/700
MEDIC: 290/300, CHARGED (∞)
Spinster: 350/350
Blast Door: 500/500, PROTECTING WORKERS (∞)
LUGGYBASE: WORKERS (20), TURRET (3)
LuggyTV Station: 1000/1000

Matikclocker and MannEd's peace treaty: 350/500
Crazee Pi and Matikclocker's peace treaty: 500/500

((Only finish-übers must be charged, finish-uppers are immediate. Matikclocker X upgrade is still applied.))
🔮Respawn imminent
🔌CP Only: Blueprint upgrade

📰The Overclocker: Punch falcon'd Tesla.
The crimes of Luggybot continue. This time he used falcon punch to hit Teslaload in the body, wrecking her in the same time. We've managed to salvage essential parts of Teslaload such as TeslaBlade, UTG and Coilgun. We scrapped useful materials and inserted to Assembly Line and upgraded Energyload blueprint, increasing her stats and adding more special components. Matikclocker X thought it's all over when he realized somebody punched the Bay, and he thought Luggy did it. And breaking news from LCIN: Another team joined the fight! Also somebody surrounded us with a shield, preparing us to detonate Luggy protected!

Teslaload upon being falcon'd dropped CRS and some parts which Nanonizer successfully salvaged.
🔌Energyload blueprints have been upgraded to L2!🔌Health: 500>600, OVC cap 625>725, Tesla cap 750>850.
🔮Retreat, they're going to respawn!🔮 ETA 2 turns.
HIDE! Nanonizer runs away as Heavytank-Shield emerged! (1000hp, 500shield)
Nanonizer charges Heavytank. Finish-upper ready!
💣Heavytank activates Mega Barrage Zone! Luggybot, Underworld CEO and (accidentally) MannMann hit! Luggybot gakes 200 damage and 50 area damage! Underworld CEO due to it's armor takes 150 damage. No area damage. MannMann takes 10 area damage and -20 Peace Points to CP=MB treaty!💣
🚨Matikclocker X hides in OVC Industries and charges finish-über..🚨
EMPLloyd uses EMP Sniper to hit Mittens and rip off his core module providing autorevives. Autorevive decreased by 3!
Nanonizer speeds up Energyload Respawn by ETA +1.

📡LCIN: Rolling Out joins battle controlled by Clocker! Third team joins Crazee Pi side!

📻MannFM: Unsafe because experimental.
Everybody likes murderous weapons! Mann Co. Weapons are experimental, and because of that 97% people use it to easy kill enemies. Underworld CEO should be our helper! Le Manns, the sponsor of Mann Co, said:
"Underworld CEO should be named to Mann CEO! Oh, wait. It's Saxton Hale."
Weapons have been bought by Terra Army. Here is their review:
"The weapons make good for planet colonisation. We rate Mann Co. 10/10!"

Mann Bannd's Sponsoring and Selling increased by 1.5 multiplier!
Mann Bannd has 90% of Sponsoring victory. The target minion is RoboMittens from Luggy Team!
Bonk! Atomic Punch sold! Bonkers joined Mann Bannd!
Mann Bannd charges...
MannEd convinces Nanonizer to instacharge finish-übers.

📡LCIN: Rolling Out team squad: Main BBB, sub Tanker and Tinder.
BBB is the most fragile of mains, but with a hard shield. (100hp, 1250shield)
Tanker takes 25% hits for team. (750hp, 250shield)
Tinder heals multiple units at once and is the only person capable of summoning units. (500hp)📡

BBB attacks Heavytank for 50 S-damage.
Tanker shields Tinder.
Tinder suddenly fell in love with Heavytank-Shield. Tinder starts moving to CP side! 10%/100%
Tinder surrounds CP with a shield. (600hp)
Tanker slaps Tinder. 20 damage to Tinder. +5% to movement speed to CP!

Matikclocker X 1250/1250 🔥
Energyload 2.0 RESPAWN {|.}
Heavytank-Shield 1000/1000 Shield 450/500
EMPLloyd 350/350
Plasmanator 350/350
Nanonizer 500/500 IMMUNE TO ASSIMILATIONS

MannEd 750/750
The rest of Manns 500/500
Bonkers 600/600

BigBadBoy (BBB) 100/100 Shield 1250/1250
Tanker 750/750 Shield 250/250
Tinder 580/600 💞IN LOVE💞[|-_........] | = 10%, - = 5%, _ = Missing 5%, . = Missing 10%

((So you made a 500 health minion and said they could dodge? That's totally not OP at all.

Also, there better be a limit on that respawning. Like one respawn with half health then they can't respawn anymore.

I'm going to assume you meant Robotic Mittens because Mittens doesn't have anything like that. I'm also going to reduce that to 2 because 3 is kind of OP.))

📺 LuggyTV: New teams! 📺

"As of recent, two new teams have joined the fray. These new teams consist of Rolling Out and Pastry Lords.

"Meow meow meow," said Mittens.

"Mittens informs us that it is highly recommended they become allies with Luggy, considering Luggy is the final boss and by allying with them they have an advantage."

Nanoizer attempts to insta-charge finish-ubers, but has already charged Heavytank this turn and cannot do so.
The people think about the children and suddenly all the boosts MannFM gave go away. (If you're going to have your news do something that effects gameplay, build a station for it first.)

LUGGYBOT began charging...
Robotic Mittens scratches Matikclocker, interrupting their uber-charge and dealing 50 damage.
Robotic Underworld Lawyer summons 5 workers!
Spinster goes over to MannEd disguised as Mann Spy and finds out some valuable information: MannEd is attempting to take Robotic Mittens from them for their own side.
The workers install a secret super-weapon into Robotic Mittens that when used will do bad stuff. Hopefully Robotic Mittens will be able to use this weapon before MannEd gets their hands on Robotic Mittens. Don't bother having the news randomly know about it immediately or all the Manns randomly know about it immediately, because it's impossible to detect.
The workers upgrade the door!
Battle-Armor Mittens begins charging...
Underworld CEO begins charging...
💣 The Medic unleashes uses [Insert Finish-Upper]! Battle-Armor Mittens and the Underworld CEO get an extra turn! 💣
The Underworld CEO goes over to BigBadBoy and presents them with a peace treaty with promises of a unit if they sign!
Battle-Armor Mittens made a cute face at BigBadBoy, increasing the chances of them signing the peace treaty. It also distracted Tinder from Heavytank, making it so that it takes longer for Tinder to change sides to Clocker Platoon.
The LuggyTV station summoned PAPARIZI!

The Mince Pie Monster begins building a BAKERY!
Slurpuff summons an angry apple pie!
Nyan Cat summons a supportive muffin!
The supportive muffin increases the angry apple pie's attack!

Crazee Pi: 700/800, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Vince: 600/600, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Joe: 500/500, UBERCHARGED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snipe: 100/100, ATTACHED (∞)
Snarbolax: 750/1250, PROTECTING MONSTERS AT SHRINE (∞)
Cage: 100/100, JELLIES (5), AUTO-SLICERS (1)
Shrine of the Corruption: CORRUPTION POINTS (5), CORRUPTION PERCENT (8), LITTLE EATER (1), EATER OF SOULS (1), BIG EATER (3/3)
Little Eater: 10/10, AMOUNT (8), ATTACHED (∞)
Eater of Souls: 20/20, AMOUNT (5), ATTACHED (∞)
Big Eater: 50/50, AMOUNT (3), ATTACHED (∞)

LUGGYBOT: 4150/5000, PHASE (1), CHARGED (∞)
Robotic Mittens: 30/30, AUTO-REVIVE (6)
Battle-Armor Mittens: 60/60, AUTO-REVIVE (8), CHARGED (∞)
Robotic Underworld Lawyer: 350/350
Underworld CEO: 550/700, CHARGED (∞)
MEDIC: 290/300
Spinster: 350/350
Thick Blast Door: 750/750, PROTECTING WORKERS (∞)
LUGGYBASE: WORKERS (25), TURRET (3)
LuggyTV Station: 1000/1000
Paparazzi: 500/500

Mince Pie Monster: 1000/1000, AUTO-HEAL (100)
Slurpuff: 700/700, AUTO-HEAL (50)
Nyan Cat: 600/600, AUTO-HEAL (50)
Angry Apple Pie: 250/250, AUTO-HEAL (25), ATTACK UP (2)
Supportive Muffin: 300/300, AUTO-HEAL (25)
Bakery: UNDER CONSTRUCTION (3)

Matikclocker and MannEd's peace treaty: 330/500
Crazee Pi and Matikclocker's peace treaty: 500/500

📰No Overclocker for now.

Tinder's shield blocked off RoboMittens attacks. No damage!
Heavytank-Shield asked Matikclocker to go onto a date with Tinder. 🔨Before he did, he summoned 5 workers to build The Overclocker Press. ETA 3 turns.🔨
Energyload 2.0 is ready to go! Chosen Respawn option: Hold off respawn (upgrades to Overclocked)
Nanonizer charges MannEd's finish-über. Finish-über ready to deploy RIGHT AWAY!
🔥Matikclocker X thanks Tinder for contribution to CP, and unleashes Big Bang über! Luggybot takes 300 damage! 3 turns left!🔥
Plasmanator goes to Mince Pie Monster with a peace treaty to unite powers.
- Sign and get a free minion from CP.
- Don't sign and release Energyload in Tesla version.
- Rip treaty and lengthen Matikclocker X's über.
- Modify treaty. Outcome: Accept/Charging finish-upper.
EMPLloyd will be the minion traded to Pastry Lords upon signing.
EMPLloyd calls in a supply crate! They find Frydry!
Frydry summons 5 workers, OVC Press ETA is now 2.

📻No MannFM now.

🔥MannEd activates Armageddon! Armageddon hits Luggybot, Underworld CEO and Battle Armor Mittens! Each of them takes 100 damage! Luggybot enters P2! Battle Mittens died, but revived. SCREW YOU LUGGY! 3 turns!🔥
Mann Bannd summon Workers to build MannFM station! MannFM station is ready due to worker amount.
💣Mann Bannd activates Payload Attack! Payloads blast Underworld CEO! 8 Manns × 200 = 600! Underworld CEO is dead!💣

💻RollBook
Tinder: Heavytank is a very cute robot! 😄
Tanker: I finally believe in Tinder. Good luck my girl!
Big Bad Boy: You are dumb. I will give you a dumb person and I join the dark side!
Bwaaah: Bwaaaaaaah!
🔨Tinder gets to know CP well. Shield upgrades to L2! Shield repaired to full and max health increased by 100! Shield absorbs 10% damage!🔨
Tanker finally believes that Tinder loves Heavytank. Tanker taunts Team Luggy! The whole Team Luggy has chance to attack Tanker!
BBB summons Bwaaah! (same stats as BBB)
BBB signs treaty and he goes to Team Luggy! Matikclocker screams SCREW YOU LUGGY!
Bwaaah! is the new main character!
Bwaaah! uses Ultrasonic Scream! Underworld CEO's assimilation watch is jammed!

((I'm confused... Has BBB signed the treaty or not, because Rolling Out seems to have immediately done bad things towards Team Luggy afterwards.

Also, MannEd never got a ubercharge.))

((1. BBB hates Tanker and Tinder, he wanted to get free, so he summoned Bwaaah and joined Team Luggy alone. Rolling Out remains, with Bwaaah being the leader. 2. MannEd convinced Nanonizer to übercharge him next turn, sorry that I didn't mention.))

((Nanoizer shouldn't be able to insta-charge someone with no charge up to finish-uber because that's too OP.

Even then, MannEd didn't spend the required turn in order to activate it.

Also, you said that the shield blocks 10% of damage, doesn't that mean that Robotic Mittens still hit Matikclocker interrupting their uber-charge?))

((Hmm... I will pretend MannEd has finish-upper charged by Nano. In case of Tinder shield, saying 10% absorption I meant that all of Mittens (the Robotic) attack are fully absorbed by shield, but 10% means the % of damage will be taken neither by shield nor target. I also didn't mention it.))

((Something I forgot about: Mann Bannd couldn't use their finish-uppers because they had summoned workers this turn.

Also, 200 damage done by a single tank unit, much less a tank unit that's supposed to be made in large quantities (inferring it's attack would be lower then a normal tank)? Seriously?

You've been doing a bunch of other stuff too that I don't feel is fair to do but I've been mostly ignoring them, but if you're going to keep it up you're going to get balanced.

((In case of Payload Attack, 1 Payload needs 3 Manns to be carried. So 9 Manns ÷ 3 Manns required to push a Payload = 3 Payloads. Each Payload deals 200 damage, but I can lower to 150 or 100. Workers are a little preparation, but ok. Finish-upper will be unleashed next turn. You can establish your own network if you want to rebalance teams such as Mann Bannd or Pastry Lords. But what do you mean with a "tank"? You mean Heavytank or Payload?))

((I'm referring to the fact that for some reason all the minions of Mann Bannds despite the fact that they're supposed to be swarming and they were only summoned for 1 turn have more health then any other minion that was only summoned for one turn. Seriously, why does a minion that's a tank deal so much damage with one charge attack?

I mean seriously, the eaters would do a better job at swarming then them.))

((I only don't want to make tank minion damage output way too OP. If you want, then tell me the tank standard, charged, finish-upper and über.))

((A tank standard deals less then a normal standard, and so do the charge and uber-charge, though usually the charges would do something to protect something, a tank doesn't necessarily have to have a protecting charge though. For damage on charge attacks, I recommend 125-150 damage each.))