Coffee Break! ~ a short-ish adventure.

I go to that local coffee shop my acquaintances keep mentioning.

You walk to your local coffee shop and ask the person behind the counter for some coffee, but they say they're out of everything to make coffee with, because that would be too easy. You probably won't find anything here, but you could talk to someone while you're there.

You could talk to...

- the person at the counter
- an old lady
- somebody with a laptop
- some weirdo you recognize from work

Or you can leave

Talk to the weirdo from work

Yes, let's talk to the weirdo.

You remember this person. She's probably one of your weirder coworkers. She seems to have some coffee next to her and a skateboard resting against her chair.

"What do you want, dude?" she asks.

Ask her where she got her coffee, or what's it made from.

Suddenly ask her out on a date.

Hastily make up a reason on the spot.

Suddenly you think that thats a bad idea and you quickly leave the coffee shop

@Blazecat

She says she got it from the person at the counter and that it's made from coffee.

She also randomly mentions that she think she saw the old lady buy a bunch of coffee.

@Delecated

You look directly at the 4th wall and shake your head.

You'd rather not risk the possibility of getting a skateboard to the head right now.

@Medr

You leave.

Now where will you go?

- Home
- Back into the Coffee Shop
- The Mall
- The place you work
- The Sewers
- The Hospital
- The Secret (but not really) Evil Ninja Hideout
- The Unicorn Fairy Land

I choose to go to the place I work.

((Whoops, forgot about this.))

You enter the 100 floor building known as the place you work at.

The elevator is broken right now due to one of your coworkers thinking it would be a good idea to turn into a giant robot while on it.

You believe nobody is in the building right now, except for the janitor, who's on the same floor as you. You don't actually know all that much about him for how long he's worked here.

You could probably take the stairs up to floor 2, take the stairs down to the basement, or talk to the janitor.

I talk to the janitor.

You walk up to the janitor and begin staring at him.

What will you talk to him about?

Ask him if he knows when the lift will be fixed, and then ask if he knows where to get coffee.

He says it'll probably be fixed soon, maybe.

He also says that an old lady stole all the coffee in the building up to floor 3.

I ask the Janitor what is his favorite type of coffee, and descends down into the basement afterwards.

He says he doesn't care about coffee, weirdo.

You descend into the basement at the same speed which Crazee Pi updates this thread.

There doesn't seem to be anything useful in the basement, though you do hear rustling coming from a box in the corner, but you have a strange feeling that you'd deeply regret investigating it.

I go investigate it because ima rebel.