The Diary of a chromalisk. [continue this story]

yay! mor chapters! fallout will be happy that his thread isn't dying anymore. i met him in the game and he told me that he will check the thread in a year to see what happened over a year.

anyways...

after a few day, I heard a few explosions. they were getting closer. and closer. and closer. and-

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

the world exploded in a blast of flames and metal. someone had blown up an explosion box right next to mai monster cage. a knight! i was in the snarbolax's den! wait... there r no monste cages in the snarby's den. wierd. i stayed put in fear that the snarby would eat me again as revenge for blowing up his stomach earlier. i watched the snarby and knight fight, and the snarby ate the knight. haha! take that u idiot knights! then the snarby noticed me. i braced maiself for his teeth, but then he said hai and said that he was srry for eating me. we became friends and now we r trying to figure out how many licks it takes to get the center of a Dum-Dum.

but then the snarby's dad Vog and his mom Skolver came over and broke up the party. they grounded him for a year because he hadn't eaten me. i slipped into a portal before they could eat me.

I still feel bad about getting Snarby ( :3 ) grounded.

I was thinking about giving him something to cheer him up. Hmm maybe the firecracker bombs I got can do the trick.
Now, how do I send this to Snarby?

Hmm...

This time I let myself be caught by knights! Once a fool frees me, I'll be able to give snarby these firecracker bombs. Apparently they all have UVs or something. Oh god! I accidently lit one! Maybe I should stop writing... OOOH SHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!.... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ..... ..... .... ..... *cough* *cough* Hey I'm not in snarby's den. Oh look! Dead knights! Must have accidently killed them. And hey look one of them has a magicat hat! I'll be taking that. Now, I realize this place must be cravat hall. This is going to take a while, but since I have this hat and powerful poop I should be fine. Looks like snarby has to wait, because I have exploring to do. Wait, isn't that sound just like the fircracker made before exploding? Maybe I should have a look...... ....... ...... NOT AGAIN!!!!

well I'm back and I was launched straight into a factory. I think a sign said Ironclink monation factory so I went inside THAT WAS A MISTAKE gremlins chased so I hid behind a curtain ALSO A MISTAKE some alarms went off and I heard knights. Then the curtain fell and two huge gun puppy's moving up and down started firing missiles . Hey I found klepto down here heeeeeyyy-snatch-
I sharted ponies today and pooped rainbows on myself-snatch-
Klepto stole my diary again oh well anywa------ HOLY CRA------
BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
(missle had direct hit on unathorized lizard)

I landed in a strange castle called the red halls. Hey I found bloogato my best friend. He said he lives here with his servants and some delicious Jellys. There also is one that has a rock on it's head, weird. Well he seems to drop small cores covered in rock that are supposed to have delicious jam inside. Bloo the bloogato froze some so they broke and we spent the entire afternoon eating. I soon said good bye and went home. P.S. Those knights will never figure out how to open those rock jam core HAHAHAHA

scarlet forretres not red halls sorry

After I got home, I wondered how klepto got out of the Er. So I visited his house. It turns out he took a health capsule. We started to have fun until he threw a rainbow pie and said it ate a remedy capsule as a insulting joke. So this time I spit on him. (It turns out I can spit out rainbow slime, too) The I used a dead knight's big angry bomb. He ended up in a place called Grim gallery. So I went to get him until I ended up meeting these knights. They called themselves hackers (what ever that ment) and they wanted to show me a trick. They told me to close my eyes and all of the sudden I was stuck in spawning tiles. I realized they tricked me! Now I'm... wait a moment please...AHHHHHH! Ok as I was saying now I'm stuck in a ring of exploding blocks. Turns out they did it to klepto and sally too. Hope somebody helps.

The explosions were getting worse and even worse klepto and sally are dead ! So i used all my might, my invisible powwers, my elemntal hood and my rainbow poop and I fought back ! and i won! But there is also bad news! Sally and Klepto are dead! oh well never really liked sally anyways! then lord vanaduke saw my fight where i defeated cheating knights and he said we could be best friends! So now i ride on Vana (thats his nickname)'s shoulder! we have fun crushing and eating knights! AND bullying the jelly king and using him to make pies! We are the best friends ever!
Today we went to haven 50 only to see nobody there so we stepped on everything captured the strangers and went back to scarlet fortress! Then we had a boss party and invited me, vana, Snarby, and the roarmulus twins! so now that im a boss snarby and me can be friends so all of us bosses went back to haven 50 and destryed everything and stole all the crowns and ce and ran off! We are such a good team oh what fun it is to be chromalisk!

I felt sad that klepto and sally are dead, so I got a gremlin healer to revive them. Then they just left me to pay the bill. I was curious of the mender's staff so I pooped on him and ate his staff. All of the sudden I had a surge of power in me. I started to have a unquenchable thirst for power. It was so tempting. Before I could stop, I started devouring objects of power. I devoured a fang of vog, a sealed sword, a knight wearing a skolver, a weird chromalisk named Barney, several status bombs, a few grim totems, a divine vile, a dreaded venom striker, a snipe named tweety, and a bunch of mecurial armor pieces. I was able to stop myself somehow. I've now gotten some awesome super powers. My rainbow powers are all enhanced. I can move insanely fast. I san summon a variety of undeads at my disposal. But I got this weird power when everytime I sing, people would hug me. Well whatever. Every now and then I get that thirst of power. Wonder what I'll devour next?

holy crud... chapter explosion...

BOUT TIME PEOPLE! dont let this awesome thread die.

I also can blast a lazer like this:
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Someone had to make this joke eventually. Guess where this is from. ^_^

Well today i showed all the bosses my new powers, and they all got jealous(except Snarby) and voted to banish me to the graveyard
Oh no! help me!.

Well i guess zombies and phantoms are allergic to rainbows cause when i spat at them they blew up.
Hmm where is that portal to snarby's den?

SHOOP DA WHOOP! IMA FIRING MAI LAZAR!
=D

i've seen that in a lot of these... comics on this fan site for something that i think is awesome (no, not this website) i look at, but i have no idea where it comes from.

Well I didn't find the portal so i had to take the the spiral-thingy the knights go up in.

Well that was a bad idea because it took me up to haven and while i was snooping around i found a gremlin (why is he helping the knights?) he said he could get rid of all my powers for 4k ce.

Hmm i'm thinking about his offer and now that i think about it this all started because of klepto too bad i can't poop on him one more time. Oh well i found some more cheating knights and stole 4.5k ce (the extra 500 is for elevator costs) and the gremlin got rid of all my powers!

Well its time to go home.....

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but I can't accept those to be real diary entries, because those would just kill this fun thread. Starting from keosemer...

Snarby was sad about me losing my powers, but glad that I could stay in his den longer. You see I had to go to a different place for pooping everytime. He ask if I still had those "thirst for power" moments. I ended up having one, but all I devoured was a roarmulas lazer cannon. So I now have the awesome lazer power again! Not going to ever get rid of it. Ever. I told klepto that I got rid of that prank side effect. He laughed and told me if I really did, then I'll experiance something else. Wonder what he ment?

Well today i found about Klepto's little "surprise" it was crystal energy poop.
NO!!!! Now the knights are hunting me down for the energy. What do i do?!
Well i came to Snarby's place for some advice he said well you might as well flourish from it (isn't that a sword?) So i took his advice and made a deal with the knights they have to pay me 7k crown for every 100 drops of my crystal poop.
Well gotta go back to work.

P.S. Wonder what will happen next?

I lost my crystal poop power and there are a bunch of knights waiting for their crystals. I know ill go out my secrect escape portal . Cya suckers XD

I came out and due to a old patch I remebered ( what's a patch?) my tongue could now pierce armor so I ate the knights then I looted their bodies and went off to find klepto, so I went through a portal and enede up in coliseum with zombies and deciliter around me cheering(we got to start labeling our portals) and in the middle were knights blowing up each other. It was asweome to see them flying around and getting hit by missiles and spikes and they had silly masks on too.

o ment zombies and develites

I am starting to think one of the zombies r staring at me... Is it drooling ?

Wat do zombies eat ? Cuz I think it just pulled out a chocolate bar ...I need to see a doctor

I got bored so I jumped through a portal into Aurora is......y am I at candle stick keep ?
I remember Bloogato telling me horror stories about grimalkins I hope there not real ....

Good thing I have a magikat hat. Everybody thought I was a mewkat. Maybe I should learn magic while I'm here....

so as I was reading books my hat got knocked off but it turns out that the grmilkins? Are actually only hostile to knights..... Or maybe Bloo the Bloogato told them it is okay for me to come here oh well. And now I can summon grimilkins? To fight for me.

Sorry dont know how to spell grimilkin?

devoous bat don't worry I will help keep this thread alive

today I made a energy drink by mixing metor mote and blast powder together and putting it inside a fuel canister then adding a small drop of volt oil. It is quite good and can make me spit fire at will but only ten times.

today i went to sally's house. for some reason, she's not dead anymore. i think someone gave her a spark of life. ayways, sally wasn't there, but her boyfriend jeremy was. and klepto too. they said that sally had been kidnapped by the very same gremlin who kidnapped jeremy, except now he had more helpers. they are:

Harry: The gremlin who kidnapped Jeremy in the first place. classified in the insane and deranged file of the Spiral Police. Very dangerous. Avoid at all coss unless u can kill him.

Bob: A rogue Knights, armed with a Nitronome and a Crest of Almire and a Divine Avenger and THe 5* version of the colbatl armor and helm. very dangerous.

John: A royal jelly who is more royal than the Jelly King but go kicked from the throne because of eating all the Jell Kingdom's Jelly Gems. About 200 times bigger than the JK. very, very dangerous.

Mary: A cattywumpus. very dangerous.

Sir Pricklepants w. Quintin the 3rd. also known as the Impostocube. not very dangerous, but very good at imressing ladies.

Baron Pizzafruit Q. Johmaka the 34th. also known as the iler Baron. Much like the Impostocudbe,except can be set on fire, making him much much more dangerous.

more to be added to the wanted list later.

now we are hunting them down.

THUS BEGINITH THE GREAT HUNT.SALLY SHALL BE AVENGED!!!

ps keep this thread alive! we must satisfy fallout.

I took out the money I made from selling crystal nrg and bought myself and the others some cool gear .

Not a cattywampus dear god were screwed

Wats a cattywampus?

So I've assembled a team to defeat these villains.
Leader: Me- with my lazer powers, the ability to devour anything, chromalisk powers, and Kat magic I'm the man for the job.
Co-Leader/ Chef: Bloo- with his Kat powers and knowledge about the villains, he'll be very valuable and is a very good cook.
Thief/spy: Klepto- has better invisibility than me and a incredible thief.(trust me I know) Also master prankster.
Beserker: Snarl- since Snarby sadly cannot join because of boss duties, his nephew would be joining us. A very fast and powerful ally that can't be permanetly killed. Also has a good humor.
Slag guard: Bill- A young slag guard vana sent to us. Apparently he has a personal grudge against Bob. Perfect, because he can be resurrected by my magic if killed. (Learned that in candlestick Keep!)
Artillery: Various Howlitzers- Bloo can summon several for firepower.
And finally our secret weapon: Roarmulus Missle Button- The Roarmulus twins gave me a special button that let's me alert them my location and allows them to send missles over. (only one use)
Let's get that reward money! Oh there isn't any? Then forget this. *sally begging from far away* Oh fine. But you better pay-up. Then again these villains must be rich, so I'll kill them then rob them.

Hey zelda, I hope you don't mind me using Bloo. ^_^

use him all u want and yes, he is a good cook

My team is currently observing the impostocube from a far. He has a small band of stolen grainy bots with him. Bloo appears to be working on something but I cant tell what. Later today we sent over a small robot that bill made and it appears to be on a suicide mission. Bloo has created some sort of twiggy robot to fight the impostocube.
5 seconds later.
Ok so tim's robot blew up the shuffle bots and the other one killed the impostocube but then Mary the cattywumpus rose out of the ground 0: bow what do we do.

This mary the cattywumpus is very mysterious. She was able to resurrect Quintin and was able to defeat bloo's lumber(that's what they're called!) Not to mention the fact that there's not any proof that a cattywumpus even exists. So we sent Klepto to investigate on her until we learn her weaknesses. Now we target Quintin and his friend Johmaka. We were able to find them, but it appears they only serve Harry for cash.(I knew he was RICH!) They know nothing about sally's whereabouts. Let's just say I got angry and I
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Unfortunately, lazers like mines have no effect on slimes. Bill came to my rescue when he realize it wouldn't work. Unfortunately, he set Johmaka on fire. Luckly Snarl is immune to staus defects, so He was able to inflict heavy damage to both slimes. Bloo finished the job, by using Johmaka's own flames to cook Quintin. Now that he's more tasty, I ate Quintin and used his smooth talk powers on Johmaka into going into a hungry ashtail's den. We won't be seeing him anymore. They were pretty rich so we were able to get a specially made armore for eacho of us. We were also able to get a new member on the team. Meet Terry the wonderful pitboss. Unlike other pitboss, he's very nice. He has a network of spys, so we can discover more of Harry's agents. One of these agents was a Trojan named Checkmate. He was made of gold and can't be killed. But Terry told us if we were able to melt the gold off, then he'll be mortal agian. Wonder how we do that?

Klepto came back today, but he couldn't get any info on Mary. I don't blame him though. After all Mary can walk through walls. But he was able to steal a book with ancient magic inscribed in it. I couldn't read it, but Bloo could. Now Bloo can desguise himself as a mewkat. Useful, because Mary is crazy about mewkats. Anyway until we can learn to melt gold, we'll be trying to locate Bob. We should also get help from the jelly king. He might not like me, but I don't think he wants to give up his throne to John. Further more I think someone is stalking us...

Well today i devised a plan (it might take a while) it was this: since they kidnappers only work for money we're gonna have to break up their team a bit by stealing harry's money.

I sent Klepto to go with Snarl for backup.

Hmm its been 7 hours what's happening?!

I sent some mobile howlitzers to go find them so far no word..........

The person that I thought was stalking us is responsible for this! Apparently not all of minions are for money. This ninja chromalisk apparently joined harry for power. Klepto and Snarl are in a cage in the Ironclaw factory. I sent a message to the twins to free them. They should be coming back now. From the looks of it, Harry did experiments on this chromalisk. Wonder what we should do.....

Today, Bloo said that Mary saw him turning into a Mewkat. She went crazy, and tried to chase after him...
Then he came here. And now I'm walking through portals trying to find the jelly ki-AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I just found him! he's fighting some knights! Every once in a while he spins around and turns pinkish...
And just now he created some jellies! and one of them is an impostocube! ITS TRYING TO EAT ME!!!! HELP!!!
And then one of the knights poked it with a stick and it blew up. And then it tried to whack me so I ran into the
portal.

When I came back out, I saw Klepto slacking and eating my pies. So I used a laser on it and it vaporized. then he
got another one and disappeared. Well, that's ok, bcause i have alot of them.

I'd better go so that I can chase after him.

Aren't we the ones who eat jellies ? Y run away?

yay this story now has 3 pages.

we gave the ninja chroma a chance to join us. He said no and I blasted him into bits. Klepto accidently ate them thinking they were chicken nuggets (what's chicken?) and gained ninja powers. So I guess the power absorption thing runs in the family. Well my team is now negotiating with the jelly king. For some reason the Jelly king was very friendly to Bloo. Bloo told me he casted a friendship spell on him. For now I have to wait to see how the negotiation is going.

It turns out that the jelly king agreed to help. He has loaned us lots of goog food and tons of jellies to fight for us. When bloo returned, he had some weird dead slimy snake things. He said they were eels and wants to try making some sushi. It turns out eel with seaweed and rice is good if not a bit spicy. Anyways, we spotted some weird shiny thing in the distance so I sent some jellies to investigate. They didn't come back so I sent bloo. He came back immedeitly and said there was a loop spell up ahead. He explained as being forced to walk in circles forever. He said he would unravele it but their is probably something dangerous behind it.

Klepto blew up. Then he appeared out of nowhere. weird....

as bloo talked some, a portal apperaed sucking everything up with me in it, then i end up in a spooky library with a blu candle in it, i walked around in the dark and mean eyes appeared, i was so scared i couldnt run, and instead of a horrid monster, its was a cute mewkat, then i partyed with the mewkat and a bunch of jellies for the next few days.

PARTAEE!!

Then I woke up and realized I was hanging upside down in a jail cell wtf?!

Turns out Mary was the mewkat and she caused the black hole. Everybody else was in a near-by cell. She forced Bloo to make the Grimalkins even more terrifying and forced them to follow her every command. John had blackmailed our jelly force and now they're in Mary's command. She was smart to cover everything with jelly, but she forgot to change back to a cattywumpus. I used my secret Kat magic and turned all the jelly into mirrors.(able to do this because the jelly wasn't alive) Mary started freaking out since mewkats were every where. Her reaction: OH MY F**KIN GOD! MEWKATS! EVERYWHERE! I WANT TO HUG THEM SO MUCH! OH SO MANY MEWKATS! OH MY GOODNESS! TOO MUCH CUTENESS! etc. I could go on but it could get strange. Then I used my lazer and hit Mary with a Mirror enhanced lazer. For example:
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(apparently one blah wasn't enough) Turns out I only burnt her corpse. She already died due to the overdose of cuteness. But my lazer destroyed the entire dungeon. The grimalkins didn't mind because they were freed and they hated the place. My team was alright but the jelly force died. So I resurrected them with no memory of this event. Wait a minute... GOD I'M AN IDIOT! THEY COULD HAVE TOLD US WHERE JOHN WAS!

please don't think that John the evil jelly is the same as bloo's pet rock jelly. In fact 95% of the jelly population goes by the name of John, the eceptions are the impostocube which is 4.9% and the jelly king 0.1%. And that's the fact.