The PICKle PICKs you up and throws you on a bed of toothPICKS.
I wish that there were an elemental variant of the catalyzer.
Corrupt-A-Wish Part 4
Do, 04/11/2013 - 19:30
#552
DA PUNS AHAHAHAHHHAHHAH!
So, 04/14/2013 - 06:34
#553
granted
Each time you shoot a charge attack, you lose 10 pips of health, in any tier, and resistances dont do anything.
I wish Polaris could shoot 1000 bullets per minute. Yes, a lag fest.
So, 04/14/2013 - 18:54
#554
Granted but I never lag so
Granted but I never lag so you die a quick death.
I wish I didn't have to kill Shotjeer.
Di, 04/16/2013 - 10:23
#555
Granted
I suicide
suddenly the world is a much better place...
I wish for pickles eating pickles eating pickles.
Mi, 04/17/2013 - 04:31
#556
The papaya grants your wish :P
Granted. The pickles finish eating each other, and start to eat you :p
I wish Chromalisks could talk
Mi, 04/17/2013 - 15:59
#557
granted
They plot making Cradle collide with Earth. YAY.
I wish for pickles chopping pickles eating pickles.
Mi, 04/17/2013 - 19:31
#558
Granted you also get slimy
Granted you also get slimy green pickle poop of pickle poop.
I wish I could make time stand still.
Do, 04/18/2013 - 04:19
#559
Granted, you make the time
Granted, you make the time stand still forever, the world is becoming a prison for YOU! But then the wizards makes the time goes again and sent you to the prison. After that, a war between knights and wizards happens, and the world becomes a huge black hole because the wizards use a deadly spell that's: Divide 1 by 0.
I wish I can become a time wizard.
Do, 04/18/2013 - 07:15
#560
Ant-loaf
Granted. The same thing happens to you that happened to Iam ^, But the Knights create the black hole by all spamming the Polaris into Cradle's core.
I wish I knew more about what happened in the fertilizer plant explosion last night! D=
Do, 04/18/2013 - 07:17
#561
Granted, your mind goes all
Granted, your mind goes all to Cradle!
I wish to dive into water in a water in a water in a water in a water in a water!
Mo, 04/22/2013 - 03:59
#562
Granted. You were so fully
Granted. You were so fully immersed in water, no one ever saw you again.
I wish plastic was never invented.
Mo, 04/22/2013 - 06:56
#563
Mojo-beef
Granted. You're responsible for killing all the world's trees now.
I wish I had a never-ending cup of coffee! =O
Mo, 04/22/2013 - 07:49
#564
rainbows are nature's rainbows
granted... however, the cup is knocked over by a cat, spilling its contents into your lap. to add insult to injury it was Decaf anyhow...
I wish the arcade was popular again
Di, 04/23/2013 - 15:02
#565
Granted, all the beggars hang
Granted, all the beggars hang out there.
I wish dogs had bills like ducks.
Do, 06/06/2013 - 07:29
#566
Dogs quack.
I wish that this thread won't be ignored.
Do, 06/06/2013 - 07:53
#567
Granted,This Thread Is
Granted,This Thread Is ignored By Me For 1 Second.....
I wish This Event Will Be Back
Do, 06/06/2013 - 09:09
#568
Granted. The slimes are OHKO and weapons don't work
I wish that
Fr, 06/07/2013 - 03:07
#569
Granted
That Dissapeared
I wish I Can Eat Jelly
Fr, 06/07/2013 - 08:13
#570
Granted.
You eat the last sloombargo in the universe and now everyone wants to kill you.
I wish I could stop Thowardz from eating that slime.
Fr, 06/07/2013 - 08:37
#571
Granted
You eat it instead.
I wish heart trinkets were not aloud in LockDown
Fr, 06/07/2013 - 10:09
#572
granted, everyone then hacks
granted, everyone then hacks into SK code so they can have heart trinkets in LD when OOO removes them from LD
I wish I had a evil polaris that will eat me and shot me
Fr, 06/07/2013 - 16:26
#573
Granted.
You Got Evil Polaris But Then Someone Broke
I Wish Pig Can't Fly
Fr, 06/07/2013 - 18:55
#574
granted, when the pigs die,
granted, when the pigs die, their spirits just fall to the center of the earth instead of going to heaven
I wish I was dead and went to hell with the piggys
Sa, 06/08/2013 - 07:03
#575
Granted. You become a pig spirit in hell.
I wish Pipipipipi was a cow spirit in heaven.
Sa, 06/08/2013 - 10:41
#576
granted but I get
granted but I get reincarnated as a wolver in cradle instead
I wish that I was a wolver forever
Sa, 06/08/2013 - 13:29
#577
AWW THWACCCK NAAWWHHH
Wish granted, you are then captured by Seerus and used in a breeding camp to produce more wolvers, but sadly this wasen't working... so they made you into a female to see if that would work.
I wish the Spiral order could solve this core problem with out murdering half the planet.
Sa, 06/08/2013 - 14:50
#578
granted, they do while
granted, they do while murdering the whole planet
I wish I was free and wasn't a female
Mo, 06/10/2013 - 03:07
#579
Granted,You Free From Seerus. Then You Fall Into Witch Hand.She Turn You Into F-e-m-a-l-e Mewkat. And Caught You In The Cage
Mo, 06/10/2013 - 06:47
#580
I wish Thowardz would play the game correctly.
Mo, 06/10/2013 - 12:31
#581
granted. I beg the cage bars
granted. I beg the cage bars off and beg at the witch until she turns me back into a male wolver, when she does, I kill her, then I go to thowardz house and bite him until he plays the game right, then I don't play the game right
Mo, 06/10/2013 - 16:38
#582
The Cupcake-God does not approve!!!
I wish I was back in cupcake heaven
Mo, 06/10/2013 - 17:13
#583
You're wish is my command.
You're wish is my command. You are in cupcake heaven. The place where cupcakes taste like bacon.
I wish Thowardz went out on a night on the town with 10 of his closest friends.
Mo, 06/10/2013 - 17:31
#584
Thowards did but they kicked
Thowards did but they kicked him out.
I wish lord-bacon-eater went to dinner with his 10 worst enemies
Mo, 06/10/2013 - 18:44
#585
granted, but instead of
granted, but instead of Lord-Bacon, Lamnoone gos to dinner with his 10 worst enemys (and one of them is you)
I wish you knew the other me on these fourms
Di, 06/11/2013 - 03:04
#586
Lord-Bacon-Eater Is lamnoone! If I'm Right....
Granted. I know The Other You IS THE FEMALE WOLVER!!!
I Wish I Don't Accidenly Do Double Post Again(I Did Sometime)
Di, 06/11/2013 - 13:59
#587
You don't double post, but u
You don't double post, but u get tempted and do it anyways.
I wish No one complained anymore
Di, 06/11/2013 - 16:20
#588
Granted, they now whine
I
Granted, they now whine
I wish people poop more
Di, 06/11/2013 - 17:50
#589
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
Granted. They all [redacted]
I wish Spiral Knights made it into the next Super Smash Bros game.
Di, 06/11/2013 - 17:52
#590
Granted, but their OP
Granted, but their OP enemies
I wish SK was less OP
Mi, 06/12/2013 - 03:38
#591
Granted.All weapon in Spiral
Granted.All weapon in Spiral Knight won't do any damage
I wish Mario Won't Messed up with Spiral Knights
Do, 06/13/2013 - 15:31
#592
Granted. Now sonic is
I wish
Granted. Now sonic is
I wish SK had a trivia
Fr, 06/14/2013 - 06:57
#593
Granted,But the trivia can only be seen by GM
I wish I can have UV "earn 100000ce per second"
Fr, 06/14/2013 - 13:20
#594
Granted, but it caused a
Granted, but it caused a fatal error
I wish I had undetectable h4xxing skills
Sa, 06/15/2013 - 04:03
#595
Granted,BUt you can only hack to add 1 cr per year only
Sa, 06/15/2013 - 18:20
#596
I wish Thowardz would begin to have a wish to corrupt.
So, 06/16/2013 - 05:44
#597
Granted. He corrupted many
Granted. He corrupted many wish from this forum. But not ^
I wish the next poster won't wish for something...
Mo, 06/17/2013 - 15:12
#598
Granted.
Granted.
Mo, 06/17/2013 - 18:02
#599
...
I wish these thread trolls would stop.
Di, 06/18/2013 - 03:49
#600
Granted.
Granted. GiVeMe958653865CeFoRFrEe!!!!!
I wish I could not eat Burger
Granted it doesn't you have your empty wish.
I wish I had a pickle.