TL;DR Google Fiber
I'm not sure if this topic has been mentioned yet, but here it is.
Personally, my internet connection is only so-so. Based on a test I performed on speedtest.net, my ping tends to be between 15-20 ms, while both my download and upload speed tend to be between 7-10 Mbps. Even so, I have some lag. It's hard for me to imagine what it is like for those who have it worse.
However, if you live in Kansas City, Missouri, or in Kansas City, Kansas, then Google Fiber is available there. Based on this image, one guy using Fiber got about a speed of 800-900 Mbps, which is about 100 times faster than average.
Also, if you live in Kansas or Missouri in general, or in Austin, Texas, or in Provo, Utah, then this internet connection will be available there soon.
Now stop complaining so much about why you got rubber-banded into the patch of fire in FSC, or why that one person in LD got you, and deal with it.
Because my neighborhood was built a year before fiber-optics were invented, we can't have FiOs until it goes wireless. Xfinity is a piece of overpriced crap, and our internet ping is an average 500kbs-1mbs. YOU stop complaining. My average download rate is 100-200kbs.