It's not like they have anything to cover up….
Why do slags wear pants?
Thu, 01/30/2014 - 06:49
Thu, 01/30/2014 - 09:36
#2
If they do, that's an
If they do, that's an horrifying thought. Cue in the "boning" jokes and such.
It's just probably remnants of whatever they were wearing when alive, and they just don't care much for it now.
Wed, 02/05/2014 - 19:47
#3
Because shorts are comfy and easy to wear.
Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:03
#4
Heart of Valor
@Fehzor
Your references are much appreciated.
Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:12
#5
"Your references are much appreciated."
Thu, 01/30/2014 - 11:41
#6
Agreed. They're delightfully comfy and easy to wear.
Thu, 01/30/2014 - 13:27
#7
Dat reference
Why not?
Thu, 01/30/2014 - 13:35
#8
What references?
Thu, 01/30/2014 - 13:39
#9
"I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!" -Youngster from Pokémon Red and Blue
Thu, 01/30/2014 - 13:56
#10
They were all once Hulk minions.
Thu, 01/30/2014 - 15:24
#11
o....o)
cuz they got swag. <-- i was given that thought by the synchronized walking slags with their angry faces in fsc that i see. they look adorable (though the fact that lag and carelessness can get you killed by them)
also cuz it's much simpler to use shorts with stubby feet rather than have all the bones showing as they walk
Thu, 01/30/2014 - 15:27
#12
Thanks guys XD
Thu, 01/30/2014 - 16:40
#13
-_-
Maybe they were once the living... and needed pants to cover up XD
Fri, 01/31/2014 - 00:54
#14
Because they're cute
That's just about every reason for design ideas in Spiral Knights.
Fri, 01/31/2014 - 00:58
#15
"Because they're cute
That's just about every reason for design ideas in Spiral Knights."
Fri, 01/31/2014 - 01:34
#16
I was going to mention those things actually
I was just sort of needing to do something outside of the forums and wanted to throw my thought on the table before it became irrelevant.
Harvesters are the only exception to the cute thing, maybe black kats and grimalkins too. Most everything else that is at least partially alive or moving is cute in one way or another.
If a harvester plushie existed, I would still hug it full of love
Fri, 01/31/2014 - 02:14
#17
Not just slags
All the other zombies have pants as well
Fri, 01/31/2014 - 08:30
#18
@Fang
"I must find a way to cute-ify everything!" :3
Fri, 01/31/2014 - 08:40
#19
Harvester
So i may not have played the Harvesters, but im sure if I imagine them being pink with cute little cat tails and vertical vents, im sure i can take anything creepy on!
Plays levels, cant stop laughing at thier "nyan attack"...
Fri, 01/31/2014 - 12:19
#20
Lawls
Slag pants must be made of really strong stuff… Fine fabric maybe?
Fri, 01/31/2014 - 13:30
#21
:o
Miracloth. It's quite the miracle how that stuff stays together!
Fri, 01/31/2014 - 13:52
#22
I don't Price Check no more. I ask for Price Checks
OMG! They just do ok. Once 000s makes every monster in game butt naked then make a thread that has some meaning!
*rocks back and forth violently*
Sun, 02/02/2014 - 06:53
#23
Lawls
Threads with meanings are for intelligent people.
Sun, 02/02/2014 - 06:58
#24
They have pants cause
They have pants cause otherwise people like Arc would start a thread about how undeads are [bugging] little kids playing SK.
Sun, 02/02/2014 - 07:09
#25
@ Reto-Da-Liz
They have pants cause otherwise people like Arc would start a thread about how undeads are [bugging] little kids playing SK.
Har har. I'm sure the same applies to you if people don't want people carrying on yesterday's events. Or are some people exempt from caring what others think?
Have a read of my new suggestion. Hopefully if added it will make reporting posts like yours much easier.
Your post would be an example of trolling and or trying to disturb the peace.
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/96781
Edit: for now I'll carry on reporting players through 000s suppprt. I don't know any other way.
Sun, 02/02/2014 - 07:27
#26
Can you please try not to publicize your thread. Threads exist in different subforums so that people who have interests in those subforums actually comment on it, as they will more likely be more proficient in stating their opinion, then to play a fool like those at Gremlin Chatter.
Sun, 02/02/2014 - 07:29
#27
@ Zaffy-Laffy
Please don't back seat moderate. If you think this is a common problem please make your voice heard every time someone links another thread in their post. Or use the report system currently in use by 000s.
I have read the rules, I haven't broken any of them.
Sun, 02/02/2014 - 07:51
#28
hm
I miss their bite attacks. It made the surprise of being jumped by them that much more difficult to deal with. And will there ever be a rare slag that wears short shorts?
Sun, 02/02/2014 - 11:39
#29
Swag IS a virtue
Ummmm, I'm pretty sure nobody wants to see their burning junk lol
Sun, 02/02/2014 - 11:46
#30
@OP again.
If they were to forget anything, it sure would not be their pants!
Sun, 02/02/2014 - 12:39
#31
Malkalack, you have piqued my imagination
Zombies must be the remains of the Pokemon youngsters!
Don't make eye conta-
I like shorts! They're fun and easy to wear!
Ahhhhh!
Sun, 02/02/2014 - 14:04
#32
They're signature move is Nostalgia Breath.
Sun, 02/02/2014 - 17:59
#33
Rather irrelvent, but this it to do with the apo
"Because they're cute
That's just about every reason for design ideas in Spiral Knights."
Relevant.
(The Relevent is a link to Apo harvester)
Look at their cute little purple faces! Everything in this game is cute >:
Sun, 02/02/2014 - 18:23
#34
o....o)
Apo Harvester: "i-i-it's n-not like i want to hug you or anything baka!" *Apo blushes while constricting knight with tentacles*
(and here starts the tale of tsundere Apo harvester, complete with it's own shoujo anime where it ends with the knight successfully getting enough sigils to get his desired obsidian weapons and leaves Apocrea forever)
Tue, 02/04/2014 - 23:35
#35
and here starts the tale of tsundere Apo harvester, complete with it's own shoujo anime where it ends with the knight successfully getting enough sigils to get his desired obsidian weapons and leaves Apocrea forever, taking the Harvester with them and they end up getting married.
Fixed that for you.
Wed, 02/05/2014 - 14:44
#36
Do they live happily ever after or do they get kids?
Thu, 02/06/2014 - 11:04
#37
Well they lived happily until
Well they lived happily until the Apocrean Harvester started wanting kids. The Knight was always against it, so it led to a lot of bickering. Eventually, the night started seeing a Snarbolax from work. When the Apocrean Harvester found out, he used bind to keep the Knight from leaving home. It's a pretty dark anime...
Thu, 02/06/2014 - 10:18
#38
Which one is the father?
Because I'm getting a mental image of an Apocrean Harvester as a player skin in Octodad.
Thu, 02/06/2014 - 11:04
#39
They both are
They don't have to fit in with your 1950s gender roles and stereotypes!
Thu, 02/06/2014 - 12:31
#40
May I take your order, sir?
cough cough
Ahem. It's not a Pokemon reference.
Thu, 02/06/2014 - 13:03
#41
Well I suppose that's valid
But I'm still going to imagine an Apocrean Harvester clumsily moving through a supermarket and struggling to get milk out of the refrigerator section.
Sat, 02/08/2014 - 08:37
#42
those are basketball shorts
your all wrong, those are basketball shorts for dunk practice, thats what theyre doing when they lunge at you, didnt you guys kno?
it's the cloth they had before they have been risen again. they don't have anything to cover now, but they probably did when they were alive.
that, or they actually reproduce sexually.