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Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:59

Firemetal

Snarbolax cheater
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The Snarbolax is a big cheater. Sometimes, he just keeps crossing through the room underground. Sometimes he even is right next to the bell and it doesn't affect him. This may be a glitch or an acctual Snarbolax trick. Post your comments below. What do you think causes this? I think: it is a glitch that the GMs never got around to fixing it.
Sometimes though, he doesn't do it. Mysterious, isn't it?
-Firemetal

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 14:34

Skyguarder

Vanaduck?
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Issue #2

Vanaduke has recently been gathering ducks? According to Spiral Unreliable-notknowledgable-lying-kids HQ, they have recently battled Vanaduke (known as Vanaduck) and found ducks. Could these ducks be a new species or are they robotic robots to their obese lord, Vanaduck?

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 15:44

Firemetal

Hee hee hee hee

Lol good one.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 16:44

Fehzor

I believe that the snarbolax tricks around the bells is a bug that the developer(s) (and not the GMs, who are basically glorified customer service reps) have not fixed.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 17:23

Rothni-Halias

Hue

Are you sure about that, Fehzor? You should pick up the latest issue of Spiral Knights Times and read the exclusive interview with Snarbolax "Snarby" Frumious, curtesy of Spiral Knights Times ace reporter Wolver. It goes into detail about The Snarbolax's on the job strike against OOO, and how Snarby demanded that either the bell be made quieter or ear protection be provided. Lately though many players have reported that The Snarbolax seems to be taking advantage of this and refusing to become stunned when the bell is rung. We reached out to OOO for a comment on this scandal and you're never going to believe what they said. Read all about it in issue #3 of the Spiral Knights Times!

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 04:53

Avenger-Of-Troy

Issue #4

There have been strange reporting on gremlins doing strange things in the clockworks.
It appears... they have been eating... cake?
Where has all this cake come from?
Neither biscotti or groat could do such a thing...
could they?
But there's so much sugary goodness...

The reporter did not say anything else, because he was stuffing his mouth with evil cakes.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 14:53

Firemetal

Wow this is good lol.

I never knew this post would be so fill already... I made it only yesterday :/

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 15:22

Firemetal

Issue #5 The Spiral Knights Times

Vanaduke sometimes when he crashes to the floor, he grows so huge that if you are near him, you are swallowed up into his humongous body . Same with the Snarbolax when he dives underground. At the end of the GWW first level, when he grows to more like Vanalax. Another bug? NO!!! NOT AGAIN!!!! Post yo comments.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 15:32

Firemetal

Who can think up the most bugs?

Anyone can post issues on The Spiral Times. I just created it. The question is, who can post the most issues? :P

Sat, 04/26/2014 - 04:44

Soeurwulf

The Secret's Out...

Heard on good authority the real lowdown on Snarby. He's not only a cheater but, yes, a phoney. Fact is he's a scaredy-snarb. Of the wolver packs. And the hoppety things. But especially the armed intruders bumbling around his place. So he tries to frighten them off with roars he puts through the SK amplifiers every time they bang the bell. And those bones and skulls they find around the place? He buys them at a discount in the Auction House.

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