STOP KILLING OFF MY BABIES. WHY DO YOU THINK RADIANTS ARE SO HARD TO BE FOUND, THEY DON'T WANT TO GET EATEN ALIVE.
I am Glacies, and I speak for the Fire Crystals.
Sat, 05/17/2014 - 17:36
Sat, 05/17/2014 - 17:49
#2
Dear Glacies,
Please sacrifice some of your children so I can heat my backlog of 5* gear crafted since the update. I'm begging you…I don't want to just buy your children for 700e per 50…it…it just seems so wrong.
Love,
Chawk
P.S: Would the elite orbs of alchemy and sparks of life also be your dear babies? If so, I'll be needing a larger sacrifice. <3
Sat, 05/17/2014 - 17:51
#3
You are not the Lorax
I speak for the fire, while strumming the lyre
To make you all understand
With each weapon you level, pounds them into rubble
And soon they'll be gone from this land.
And if you'll excuse me, I have to go talk to my chemistry teacher, Walter Knight. He said something to me about crystals and helping him make them.
Sat, 05/17/2014 - 18:12
#4
But look at all the wonderful things they could grow up to be!
Sat, 05/17/2014 - 19:06
#5
^Oh come on, the obsidian carbine deserves higher priority than that...
Sat, 05/17/2014 - 19:21
#6
Question of the year
Glacies + (?) = Radiants Fire Crystal
Sun, 05/18/2014 - 01:20
#7
@Fehzor
It's a cool charge, but let's be honest - functionally, it's outclassed by every other charge in the game. Maybe it's a personal thing. I do hate movement restriction, and the Antigua charge's got a whole lotta that for a whole lotta nothin.
Sun, 05/18/2014 - 01:47
#8
"It's a cool charge, but let's be honest - functionally, it's outclassed by every other charge in the game."
...Except Sentenza charge.
Sun, 05/18/2014 - 01:47
#9
Even if they had a way to convert say 1000 shinings to radiants, that'd still be 6 more radiants i'd have and could use. So no test-tube Radiats for you Glacies!
Sun, 05/18/2014 - 05:29
#10
I am a Raven, skeptically.
And I speak for the treasure boxes, that are brutally destroyed by knights.
We have for a long time sheltered your people, Glacies. I believe it is time for your people to seek refuge elsewhere for the survival of my people.
Sun, 05/18/2014 - 10:22
#11
@Alphappy
But it poisons on normal shots too..
Sun, 05/18/2014 - 10:27
#12
@Fehzor
I'm still waiting to make carbine, cause it looks kewl and de charge is kewl.
All the mats and 716 sigils.
But back on topic, I kinda do need radiants cause my obsidian edge is still level 3 after about a year.
Sun, 05/18/2014 - 15:21
#14
Glacies! You don't
Glacies! You don't understand. These were brought down (or up IDC) when all hell broke loose. They need to be destroyed for the sake of our survival. WE NEED TO DO THIS!!!
Sun, 05/18/2014 - 17:19
#15
Psst....
Dont tell anyone but i'm actually a rad. fire crystal.
Sun, 05/18/2014 - 19:24
#16
Hahaha, you misunderstand...
Your children will be used to heat up my weapons, not that you can do anything about it. You are a fire crystal, you hide in a prize box place by (?), what can you do?
Nothing.
Of all the times that your children have failed to heat my gear, I despise you for giving birth to defects.
I will hunt down all your children...
Sun, 05/18/2014 - 19:27
#17
Darth Ritual strikes back!
Don't you dare wipe out all the fire crystals, those are endangered species that need to be preserved so our future generations can pet the fire crystals in the petting zoo, because a petting zoo is where we will preserve them
Sun, 05/18/2014 - 21:22
#18
Radiant's Fire Crystal is under attack!
That had absolutely nothing to do with the conversation, it's just been on my mind and this seemed as good a place as any to say it.
Tue, 05/20/2014 - 21:59
#19
Ahem. >_> <_< >_>
Considering how I expect over 12,000 of your "babies" to fall into my possession posthaste, you'd best get to birthing, Glacies. >.> <.< >.>
I think you left your caps lock on.