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Unbindable Flourish

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Wed, 06/01/2011 - 17:47
Frederf
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I logged in this morning with a bad hangover and my flourish was missing again. This happens all the time. It's unbindable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it in Haven, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

But now and then I go into the Clockworks, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my guild hall, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the terminal where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the danger room 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes but not this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I telled a few people who were in the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my flourish for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to run away every time I see a wolver.

After a few hours of searching the bazaar, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the auction house, and sold mats. Then, as the chat scrolled down from channel 2, where all those people sell rage crafts and other junk, I saw my flourish in a message next to a UV fiend low faust. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him.

He wanted twenty-two energy, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and equipped it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain, I like having an unbindable flourish.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 17:53
#1
Ginzaki
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I would like to see someone

I would like to see someone record this parody. I'd listen to it.

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 17:54
#2
Arterra
lol wtf... you need to get yo

lol wtf... you need to get yo flourish a LEASH before it eats all my dear petunias...

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 17:55
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Riazaku
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King Missile

Hah, genius!
At first, I thought it was actually an "unbindable Flourrish", but hey, this is even better!

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