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Serious Boltmaker returns! Dun dun dun!

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Mon, 06/02/2014 - 20:44
Wilkenson's picture
Wilkenson

Hello, a friend of mine wanted to share this song with everyone on the forum.

/// Friend's message starts here.

Parody for ed sheeran sing

Late in the year and
The game's past its prime,
I've had nothing to do
Most of the time
And summer is almost here
But I've been shedding tears
Because all my friends left town.

And I don't wanna know
About your petty accessories,
Cause they mean nothing to me,
And why won't you show
If there's any reason to spend my dough
Yes. that is my only plea.

This game is dying,
and you need to know
that if you don't act now finances take a blow,
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
If you love your money then just get involved
Just listen to us and all the problems are solved
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
Give!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh [x2]
Back!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh [x2]

Economy's a haze
I saw signs in the workplace
That the gunner update comes in the next decade
Till then then we got nothing to do an not much to know
But some time to think and some time to show
We don't want crappy reskins,
Because that way not a single one of us wins no,
But until then the table just spins,
And maybe you'll figure out and good stuff begins

Most of the people say "It was nice to meet ya"
Then they all go on running of like a cheetah
The game was a pretty Rosita
But with some acts of blindness they are in deep S***,
They'll all soon find out,
Meant to go roam, but now there's a drought,
Now owning up, just sitting like a slouch.
One thing led to another an now they went all out.

This game is dying,
and you need to know
that if you don't act now finances take a blow,
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
If you love your money then just get involved
Just listen to us and all the problems are solved
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
Give!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh [x2]
Back!

Can you feel it? All the guys in here don't wanna FSC.
Can you feel it? Nothing is being made from the three.
Now, before I'm banned, won't you take my hand darling before the rage kicks
in again.
Can you see it? No, new stuff.
Can you feel it? No, no no.

This game is dying and you need to know
that if you don't act now finances take a blow,
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
If you love your money then just get involved
Just listen to us and all the problems are solved
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
Give!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh [x2]
Back!

This song isn't really what I think of OOO just thought it might be fun. Good job and rock on OOO (Dont ban pls)

/// Friend's message ends here.

Well that is it. (*_*)/ see you later.

Mon, 06/02/2014 - 22:22
#1
Pandafishie's picture
Pandafishie
Stop messin' with my mind baby ;)

Oh so I came a long way
From the haunted depths
But I don't wanna forum no more, I'm so tired
Oh I came a long way
And I hate to have to say
But all all these posts are really, really redundant to me

Some days I don't feel like posting
Some days I don't feel like playing
But today's the day where I post again

I gave all my opinions, so why do I feel so depleted?
And now my mind is defeated
Can't find my words ey ey

Stop boy in the name of the forums
Stop boy in the name of the forums
Stop boy in the name of the forums
and just like a fairytale I know this post isn't real.

/cheer
/bow
word.

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 01:30
#2
Xtweeterx's picture
Xtweeterx

Does this prove anything?

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 04:11
#3
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato

Maybe you friend (is he called Bart?)
Should know that the staff is now mostly art.
We're down a designer, and don't have one new.
The art team is bored with nothing else to do.
The game past it's prime? Pshaw, don't you see?
People back then also spammed FSC.
The work needed during and after the mist
Is about the same for F2P, yuss.
Except that now people complain a lot
Of alt dragging, alt crafting, whatever they've lost.
Of health revving, Rarities, cheap ways for crowns,
For the sake of dragging they'd make more accounts!
Back then, you couldn't do a harmless fun run
With Magnuses and Proto and Shards of the Sun.
It'd ruin your profit for that whole day,
As it'd waste valuable mist (quite cray cray)
But now, if you fail, if you fall on your face
Now, if you get rekt, you can start a new place
Without losing mist fees, without that loss
So you won't, in a rage, attack an albatross.

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 06:55
#4
Mystrian's picture
Mystrian

So much depression XD

Tue, 06/03/2014 - 17:19
#5
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder

First things that came to mind when i read this title were prismatic bolted vees ._.

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