What would you do if you were a Gremlin? Feel free to post!
What would you do if you were a Gremlin?
Mon, 06/09/2014 - 08:17
Mon, 06/09/2014 - 13:00
#2
I would
-Suck up to Tinkanzar
-Find out his plans
-Try to convince him to befriend the Knights
-If that fails run away
-Then give plans to knights
-Live life happily working in the Lab
Mon, 06/09/2014 - 15:06
#3
I would perform the gremlin
I would perform the gremlin mating ritual.
Tue, 06/10/2014 - 13:26
#4
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
I would take off my goggles. What DO gremlin eyes look like? :S
@Dahall
Please no.
Wed, 06/11/2014 - 00:26
#5
@Autofire
It's K, I'm
@Autofire
It's K, I'm willing.
Wed, 06/11/2014 - 16:22
#6
I would
1. Revamp the
I would
1. Revamp the Roarmulus Twins by feeding them Black Kats, Vana, the Swarm, and the Ice Queen
2. Send them to Haven
3. Take over the colony
4. Find out what's on the moon.
Sat, 06/14/2014 - 23:37
#7
I would act out Elsa from Frozen as a Gremlin. Yep.
I would run circles around Herex, Tinkanzar and Seerus and wear a troll face mask and as i run circles, wrap them in bubble wrap and sing the doge song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd4bqmP_460
Sun, 06/15/2014 - 08:07
#8
If i were a gremlin i wooould,
ima eat a cookie
Sun, 06/15/2014 - 18:24
#9
Once upon a time, there was a cow. A very special cow...
I would walk RIGHT up to the first female Gremlin I saw, and nine months later I would have a litter of... pups? Kits? Whatevers?
Sun, 06/15/2014 - 18:27
#10
@Ironic-Biscuit
Be original dude
Sun, 06/15/2014 - 23:36
#11
One rule in Spiral Knights;
No rule 34.
I'M BEGGING YOU
...
Sixty-Nine.
Wed, 06/18/2014 - 13:44
#12
First of all...
I would put as much distance between all of you gremlins and myself as possible.
Secondly, I would probably work on building a scuttlebot army to the best of my ability. I <3 scuttlebots.
Wed, 06/18/2014 - 13:47
#13
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
@Fangel Eh, Lumbers are cuter
der su cut! i jst went tu hag dem!
Wed, 06/18/2014 - 13:59
#14
You can have your opinion
But you can never take away my love for scuttlebots!
That plus I can't ride a lumber into the sunset.
Thu, 06/19/2014 - 14:36
#15
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I'd sell some Darkfang Shields and be the richest Gremlin in Cradle. Killing some of my brethren was totally worth the millions of crowns.
Thu, 06/19/2014 - 18:18
#16
...
Become Herex, and kill Tinkizaar.
Thus, I kill the entire storyline.
:D
Thu, 06/19/2014 - 18:21
#17
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
@Fangel
/rides on a Lumber shoulder
TAKE THAT!
Mon, 08/04/2014 - 07:58
#18
BOOOOOOOM
I would sit on one of the Roarmulus Twins heads and keep mending them while Knights Riding on Lumbers and Scuttlebots tried to blow them up. Then, after several hours, id take the roarmulus and blow up haven. Because it can move. Then i ride it into the sunset. TAKE THAT!
Mon, 08/04/2014 - 08:32
#19
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
I put on fire proof armor and sit on Lord Vanaduck's shoulder who crushes the RT with his mace. He then proceeds to blow up the core, and the planet, and afterwards, I ride into the sunset on him.
TAKE THAT!
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 15:07
#20
If I was a gremlin...
I'd go through the guild halls putting sugar in the salt shakers and salt in the sugar bowls.
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 17:52
#21
D:<
Dahall and Ironic-Biscuit...... NO! And besides, Female gremlins look EXACTLY like Males so how would you tell the difference?(Sorry If this post looks bad everyone.)
One rule in Spiral Knights;
No rule 34.
I'M BEGGING YOU
...
Sixty-Nine.
THAT IS BIGGEST RULE. But sadly some pervs made gremlin photos of R34 on Google. :'( They ruin EVERYTHING!!!!(the people who made those pics did)
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 19:09
#22
@Galax
Hate to rain on your parade (again), but SK rule 34s already exist. You can check them out, search it one google, there are atleast hundreds of them.
Remember, boys and girls, if it exists, there are probably already porn of it.
@OP
If I were a Gremlin I will leave the great colony and sign up to Herex's experiment and become one of his new super soldiers. Take that Ozlo and Tinkinzar.
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 19:22
#23
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
@Galax
Yeah no, stop talking. That's not even a rule in SK, for no Rule 34. And it's hilarious that you call them pervs when the actual porn isn't even what they're focusing on. Proportions, angles, appearance, poses, all that fun stuff. Am I speaking from experience? Pfft, I wish. It'd be a miracle if I was able to draw anything below the shoulders decently enough, let alone an entire sex scene.
EDIT:
@OP
If I were a Gremlin, I'll throw my hammer at the Knights sometime. Saying "Ey-o, Come get rekt-o".
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 20:38
#24
:(
@Sonosuke The P word was on Google and It popped out of nowhere when I was looking for a pic of a gremlin so i could draw It and I was like, "WHY?!?! WHY?!?!?! I'm done with gremlins! I'm going with devilites!" It was originally going to be: Kirby VS Gremlins. but I changed It to, Kirby VS Devilites. http://postimg.org/image/epxhln4uj/ Also the no rule34 thing applied to the Spiral Knights themselves. Not the enemy's.
"Hate to rain on your parade (again), but SK rule 34s already exist."
I know, I was talking about the Spiral Knights themselves. Sorry I started nonsense on that one thread, I just kinda got mad on what you said. LOL
Fri, 09/12/2014 - 02:25
#25
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
Oh, yes there is R34 of the Knights. And how can you be done with Gremlins if you have one as your pic?
Fri, 09/12/2014 - 11:08
#26
@Sonosuke.
"Oh, yes there is R34 of the Knights. And how can you be done with Gremlins if you have one as your pic?" Fan-art yes. But In-game there Is no true evidence of what Is what. So we don't really know ourselves. Also I was going to change my pic but I had to go to bed.
Fri, 09/12/2014 - 12:28
#27
OT:How do you guys instantly go to the lewds, what?
On-topic: Frolic around with glorious digitigrade legs and then maybe build something.
I am a furry and I can do what I please.
Fri, 09/12/2014 - 13:20
#28
@Mystigryx
You do realise Off-Topic and On-Topic use the same initials, right?
Fri, 09/12/2014 - 13:43
#29
@Atlas-Snowcap
"You do realise Off-Topic and On-Topic use the same initials, right?"
OT: Confusion
OT: CONFUSION
OT: CONFUUUUSION
Put a thwack hammer in a knight's face