The Harvester, Harvey

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Pandafishie's picture
Pandafishie

All of you fine knights know Apocrea has returned and has "blessed" us with the gracious Harvester. I'd also like to inform you all of a game wide apology for his nuisance and the pain he might have caused you over the last week. See the thing is, "The Harvester", as most know him as, actually has a name, Harvey. On top of that, we were once in a committed relationship (in which, I, of course, ended it). He's still quite upset over the break up even though it's been months since I've seen the guy. Thus, the creepy stalking, forceful actions, and overall unstableness. He's gotten so over the edge that he's decided to go after anyone who is or might be associated with me! (So, everyone.)

He tried to put a ring on it but it didn't happen since he never liked to let go of things.
If I were to tie the knot, you know, I already have a few fine knights who would've been apart of the wedding party:
Fangel: The Flower-Ring Bearer-Best Manwoman Thing (Also known as, "it")
Sammichie+ZaffyLaffy: Caterers
And last but not least Seven: For stopping the disaster from ever happening

I've also came up with a couple song remixes over the week:
(Timber)
We're going down, I'm yelling tentacles!
You better run, you better cloak
Let's make this run one you'll remember
He'll be the one, you won't forget

(Stop and Stare)
Run and hide
Yeah I know it's too late to cloak
But right now you have to stay with me, oh oh
Run and hide
You start to wonder why I ditched you
And you'd give anything to run away
But you can't do that now
Oh~It's too late to run and hide

Harvey plz. Get over it. Fangel loves you though.

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Zaffy-Laffy

Your boyfriend gave me this frightening gaze that took my soul away. It scarred me, he was so tall, so powerful, he brought me down to my knees, looked down on me, and gave me that glare that I was a worthless child and no more. The demeanor grew inside me and it grew bigger and larger and bigger, I was an ant, I thought, and there he went, he continued to stare at me, gave the cold shoulder, except it was colder and it froze me. I was rooted to the ground, unforgiven by the forgiven one, he was still there, looking at me, judging me. There was no way I could fight back, he was just too strong for me, so I laid there on the cold hard ground, energy dissipated, dying.

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Chromosver

Is Harvey from Japan, I wonder?
Also why isn't this gem of literature in Gremlin Chatter?

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Pandafishie

@Chromosver
How would this be in Gremlin Chatter? It's 100% relevant to the game. If it where to be moved however, by say, an unknown source, it'd probably be in the Treasure Vault. Err... Japan? Never.

@Laffy
Ex-boyfriend* My current heart lies for Hatty Hattington. <3

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Blazzberry
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Your current boyfriend is a (spoiler)? (People who completed the game will get this part and we must exchange high fives because you're a cool kat)

Also I think you mean Stamper. Hatty just kinda...sits there. Edit:It's funny how this game is just now exploding with popularity. Damn you GG.

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Hellscreams-Forum
Hey, that's the song that I showed you ._. Awkward

I sang the song, tried to fit in all the notes ._. It's kinda corny....And I sang it again ._. IT'S HORRIBLE !?!?

P.S I hate you so much right now...

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Kathrine-Dragon
C-- *ahem* Kathrine is a Dragon

Oh, so this is the thread you were talking about.

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Pandafishie

@Blaz
I've in a relationship with everyone. <3 It's gained popularity since it went on sale on the Steams; though I've wanted it for quite some time now. (And I did get it at that)

@Hellscreams
Hahahaha. Cheezy is the only way to go. I hate me too!

@Dragon
You are not a dragon. You are a lizard at best.

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Hellscreams-Forum
@Pandafishie

I'm not in the family ;_; I'm just sad mate....

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Pandafishie

Never did Apocrea runs with you, so you wouldn't get the joke.
I forgot Meepy too for being the MC.