This is a game in which one person posts any monster, knight, character, etc from spiral knights and asks a question they've always wondered about the above categories. The next person comes up with an answer to the question that can be made-up or real. I'll start!
Apocrean Harvester: Does he just want to steal peoples souls because he's lonely and he needs friends who wont run away because he's so scary?
Yes.
Wolvers: Do they move fast out of fear, or just because they can?
Oh and BTW my reaction to the Apocrean Harvester question: D'awwwwwwww
They can, why the hell not?
Gremlins: Where did they come from if they built everything?
Note: This should be a fun topic.
They came from an asteroid and fell into a giant ocean as cells where they grew legs and went to land. However they were still primitive so they got googly eyes for each other and there were so many that they dug so many dens the world was carved hollow.
Crowns: Wouldn't they hurt you and poke you to carry hundreds of thousands of them?
I wouldn't think the crowns could fit in their pockets because the smallest ones are already as big as their heads. I suppose it would get annoying unless they have some sort of credit card that lets them scan money out of existence. Confusing technology but practical.
Gremlins: If they're so smart, why are they dumb enough to put the instructions to destroy their mos powerful weapon right in front of them, and then leave said weakness in after they are destroyed constantly over and over. Seem's pretty stupid.
Because they are fair and if their machine is invincible well it is not fair.
Devellite: Why do they work so much?
They dont, they throw stuff at people
Trojan:
Y U NO HITABLE FROM ALL SIDES
Trojan: "I happen to be an expert on blocking attacks from the front"
Supernova: What, exactly, is keeping me from using the gun's knockback to propel myself over closed gates?
Because even if you could propel yourself, you'll probably just fall up. Anyone consider that the platforms we're on could be very low in gravity, considering that it's just....floating in the middle of a sphere, un-suspended? Also we aren't bound to the laws of physics, we can just stand in vortexes.
Bullets: How do we have so much in our pockets to reload? Needles are way to sharp to handle, and pretty much all elemental-based guns are downright radioactive/disastrous to contain and wield in a small packet. Not to mention, what ARE some of the bullets made of? (Blaster line, ect.)
Because our knights just wanna look FA-A-A-A-A-NC-A-A-A-AY!! (they do quite well at it) The Blaster line bullets are STILL ENERGY.
Energy: Why can't i just build a wind turbine to generate it into my personal funds.
Cause there's energy and then there's SK energy. Also, Haven has zoning laws.
The Strangers: What's under dat mask?
A crapton o' snipes.
What does the Jelly king do in it's spare time? when it's not getting slaughtered by brandishes, that is.
He cries that the Roarmulas Twins purposely forgot his Birthday by accident
OOO: Why did you make that update that made slimes inedible, but that won't stop me from eating them. NOM NOM NOM!
/eats a lichen
Because kids were eating slugs and so their moms sued OOO.
Mewkats: why are you in my guild hall!? Where's your mommies?
Oh.He's mother is in he's house, being a housewife in Moortown Clockwork. Btw that mewkat was just kidnapped by one of ur friend that works on decorating ur guild hall.#SaveTheMewkat.
Knights : How do you use SoL when you're dead? How can one even use SoL when not even dead?
Knights are temporarily rendered undead. SoL makes them in-undead.
Knights: What are you? Seerusly, you don't look human. Aliens, what?
They are Pundead knights. Hah, get it? yeah...um... nvm.. yeah i think i-i should stop..
*clears throat*
Vanaduke : Y u so phat?
*Vana runs away Crying*
Me:::OH! Good job! You made him cry! Now what are we gonna grind!
Kora: Why won't she date me? :C
Because all you are is a monster cage, with whatever you really are inside
My evil twin: why is he my evil twin?
cause he was jealous of you, the good twin
Vanaduke: Why is he so mean to us? We just want safe passage!
He thinks we are slices of ham and he's hungry after thousands of years of no food. Would'nt you be?
Red-Galaxy: Since when does Snarbolax wear a suit, monocle and have a pipe? and where's the Afternoon tea? Waiter, bring on the tea!
Responding to Imagremlin's earlier comment:
A popular theory is that Spiral Knights are robots because they use sparks of life, and the description is: A blast of pure energy that has the power to revive (or something like that)
That's a real answer. I said i could post real answers!
"That Snarbolax is a spy!"
Jelly Queen : If I ate it, how long will I get the brain freeze?
You have no brain to freeze
Toast bunny: what is the point of you anyway?
Well they are bunny that are toasted. Yeah they sound edible but u might not want too..
Co-Ender : Are u one of the spy that works for Blu team????
He's just my father trying to recapture his "golden years"
Hot Pockets: Do they want to destroy all of humanity through their abominations that cause diarrhea and worsen?