I remember back when KOTH was one of the threads at the top. So I remade it.
RULES:
1. No superweapons
2. No bumps unless it is crucial to the life of the thread
3. The hill always exists
4. Unless it violates the rules, if someone says something happened, it happened. No disputing.
Oh and By the Way I start out as King of the Hill
I grab a straw, stab it into Popoixd, and drink the life out of him/her. I am now king
Tastes like grape
I taste like grape? Thats strange, I alway tough I tasted like orange.
Anyway, after getting a demotion for dying and getting revived I come back and use a trident to kill Pipipipipi, take back the hill and get a back my old post.
takes Poplxd and slices him up and made sushi
takes the sushi to the hill and now i am king. with sushi made from Poplxd if anyone wants some.
Can I taste the sushi of myself?
I grab a suchi of yself and eat it.
It orange I told you !
/Punch Red-Galaxy off the hill.
Now hill is mine. For the third time. In 5 post.
/walks to a random crowd
Let me tell you a true story...
Once apon a time, I introduced Popoixd to my pet Tortodrone, they had a lot in common so they became best friends. They eventually fell in love with eachother, got married, and had a whole lot of Devildrones, THE END!
The crowd believes my fake story and then kills Popoixd with pitchforks, (Devilite weakness) I then take over the hill
P.S. It's Devil-ITs that taste like orange
P.P.S. Devilites have no sense of taste
Oh it's true it's Devil-ITs that taste like orange. All along I tasted like Eggplant.
And I have taste sense of taste ! Especially for coffe when on overtime.
And Devildrones sound awesome !
Anyway I let the hill to Pipipipipi.
Looked at the abomination Midnight-Dj drew about me, then got a dog whistle and blew it right in pi's ear.
Now im king of the hill of nothing now
I kick you off! then I set up some fireball catapults and i am KOTH
I Play on a stereo Justin Beiber until you die from terrible songs. Now I'm KOTH
I put in mah EAR PLUGS and CHARRGE at you, knock you off, and set up my Iron Warriors to STOP ALL COMERS! but of course they don't hurt me
I use Steel Warriors to kill all the Iron Warriors, before going for Obcydian and then boot him off, I then strap rockets onto the hill and go to spaaaaaaace. I somehow can breath in space (Using the black magic of video game logic of course. How else can you breath in space?) and right now the hill is in orbit of Earth
I use my Hill Magnet. The fall KO's you, so I tie you up, throw you back into space, set up Obcydian Warriors to guard me, and sit on the most epic chair ever.
I summon Obsi-die-an Warriors who have a epic battle with the Obcydian Warriors, in that battle your chair is taken to make the battle more epic. In the end, the Obsi-die-an Warriors win and make Obcydian die, cuz they are Obsi-die-an. I create a moat around the hill with alligators in it
I fly over while saying: "Do you believe in magic?" Dropping a bomb on you and exploding you. Now I'm KOTH
Why yes, I do.
/throws a bomb back at the Frostylord in the sky and knocks them down, causing them to fall into the moat
I throw a giant roll of bubble wrap at Pi, and hire somebody to write a poem about the poeticness of it.
You hired me, which was part of my DIABOLICAL PLAN to take control of the hill. I put you and Pi in a barrel with tons of rusty nails, then throw in a threadbare sack of Wolvers and roll you into the moat (BTW I added alligators and sharks). I then raise my flag above the fortress and I am KOTH
But my Alligators are Robogators, and destroyed all of Obcydian's alligators and sharks when they came into the water. They fire lasers at the fortress, destroying it along with Obcydian. I am King!
but your still in the moat? Oh and By The Way my fortress has regrow ability, and it will resist your lasers after the first time. I use an EMP to short out the Robogators, then put in my Phantom Piranhas to guard my moat. I put up a new flag.
But you were wrong about me being in my moat. I kick you off and use the ghost busters to get rid of all the piranhas and also kick the fortress off the hill, which winds up on the moon. I then prepare to Falcon Punch anyone who comes near me and my army of now EMP proof Robogators
I drop a bigger hill on top of your current hill, crushing you and your EMP prof Robogators, and rendering your Falcon Pawnch useless. I am King of the [new] Hill.
I send in a airstrike to destroy Brother-Zeke. Now I'm KOTH
I Falcon Punch the bigger hill off of me, killing Frostylord, his planes, and freeing my robogators
Also you should add the disputi- Oh wait I said nothing.
I throw a giant chair (Hey Im a develite) at you and you fall off the Hill.
Im the king of the hill now.