Spiral Knights - Cuddle Buddy!!!

Cuddle Buddy!!!

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Tue, 07/15/2014 - 01:32

Epic-Frost

Hia! Do you need a cuddle buddy?
Fill out the application below and I might be of help :3 My answers are over here :3

Name? Epic-Frost. Epic or Eli will do ^_^
Age? 17
Can we watch movies whilst cuddling? That's preferred, actually.
Are you soft? I'm softer than a bear cub.
Gender? For 20 bucks I'll be whatever you want. (Male)
Availability? 12pm-2am (EST)
Are you taking this seriously? Not really, but I figure it'd be funny x3

Post a reply with your application or send it in a mail in-game @ Epic-Frost

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 07:45

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Name: Pi. Pi or Pi will do
Age: Does this matter?
Can we watch movies whilst cuddling: Only if you pay for everything and let me eat all the food
Are you soft: IRL, I'm a porcupine, a incredibly soft porcupine. I love it when people pet me, strangely nobody pets my back. Oh, and btw, can I bring my friend to snuggle with us, Bert the cactus, because without him, I can't snuggle with you correctly
Gender: You are snuggling with a porcupine, who cares?
Availabilty: Whenever I'm not smashing people with a hammer
Are you taking this serious: Porcupines are the most serious creatures out there

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 10:44

Epic-Frost

@Pi

Sounds like a fun time! :3
I might need a uniform made from Kevlar though. :p

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:11

Sir-Henry-Cooldown

Name: Buttlet
Age: Eleventy-six
Can we watch movies whilst cuddling: As long as there's a bright, sheering light, a phone in my hand that's set for speed-dial on 911, and if the movie is " Two Girls, One Cup: Behind the Scenes"
Are you soft: If a tree makes a sound, and no one is around to here it, do we care?
Gender: Bender
Availability: Kumquat
Are you taking this serious: EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:13

Flame-Shinobi

Otay.

Name: Flame-Shinobi. Flame es pretteh Kitteh.
Age: Cheezberger
Movies: Sure... If you bring teh fuuds and muuveh.
Softness: I am Kitteh. I am Soft.
Geneder: Kitteh.
Availability: All the time.
I am Serious Kitteh. This iz serious postz.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 20:24

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

NU! KITEH IZ BED AN UNFLOFY! NEC FLOFY PERKUPEN IZ WET U WNT. I IZ NIC FLOFY PERKUPEN! HAG MEH END CADLE WETH MEH, OR ELSE!

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 21:35

Herolover

Herp Derp

Name? Just call me Sasha or Arcit Fox or Fox
Age?
Can we watch movies whilst cuddling? pff we can OR we can play Halo and cuddle
Are you soft? as soft as a derp
Gender? herp a derp
Availability? ninja
Are you taking this seriously? totes

He's all mine u stalkers >:o back off or I will rid u of ur life!

~the one and only stalker~

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 21:47

Epic-Frost

@Herolover

Accepted!
Everyone else, move on. Nothing to see here!

~Cuddles Hero~

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 22:29

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Wha- But.. But.. You said

Wha-

But.. But.. You said cuddling with a porcupine would be fun...

I... I...

I HAVE SEEN MADNESS!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

/smashes Herolover into oblivion

Yay! I get to snuggle with you now!

/Brings Bert the Cactus to help me snuggle with Epic

/sits with quills towards Epic

/Eventually leaves, but did the damage before I left

/attends Epic's funeral

/Wonders why Epic is dead

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 22:34

Pandafishie

All my cuddles are free all day everyday. ;O

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 22:41

#10

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble wrap to be popped!

Really?

We'll in that case, Bert has been feeling lonely ever since Epic died, so snuggle with them.

/tosses Bert to Pandafishie, who lands on their face

Aww! Look, it loves you!

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 23:09

#11

Pandafishie

Love has no boundaries.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 01:45

#12

Epic-Frost

srry

All mai cuddles belong to my gf Herolover nao.

soz.

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 08:34

#13

Crazee-Pi-Forum

srry

Herolover is dead now, su u has tu cudel semone els new

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 12:14

#14

Epic-Frost

sorry

revived Herolover with fries

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 17:59

#15

Fangel

You used the word cuddle, thus I have been summoned.

I don't even wander over here too often.

Name?
Fangel.
Age?
Yes.
Can we watch movies whilst cuddling?
You can. I don't really watch movies.
Are you soft?
Yes.
Gender?
Yes.
Availability?
Yes.
Are you taking this seriously?
Yes.

Fri, 07/18/2014 - 00:47

#16

Epic-Frost

@Fangel

Sorry the position has been filled......by my GF. xD
No one else can cuddle wif me.
Looking forward to more Torto though :)

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