Rules
1. State how tough you are to try and get in the Salty Spitoon
2. State how you removed the guy in the front of you using your toughness (Intro to removing the unlucky being that happened to be posting before your post)
Ex:
Mitt-Romney: I am a Republican
Obama: I scared him away by calling him stupid
I am president of Guns R` Us
3. After the first page, tough guys may nominate other tough guys for the Manly Awards Nominated (M.A.N) within their post (No nominating yourself)
4. Don`t get killed
I shall start: I read twillight and only cried a total amount of 14 times
BEGIN
I wrestled a bear with my bare hands as I bared my teeth. I defeated it by breaking it's spine over my knee, then I tore it into bear bacon strips with my own teeth. I adopted it cubs because as a real man, I know I am responsible for the children of the creature I demolished. I have raised the cubs into a pack of battle bears, which will attack on command and will let me ride into battle on their backs.
I kicked you out because my bear pack ate your book and drank your tears, savoring the salty freshness.