Since t' Arrrrrcade Redux seems to be t' major interest o' ye pirates, I decided to go sailing and quickly put tis up together. Whether ye talk like a pirate or not is up to you (Don't forget to state if ye do so), so long as t' choices be honest.
There is no time limit of any sorts. This is purely for t' interest and curiosity o' ye, so feel free to talk it out between pirate souls!
Yeah, I just made a parody o' somethin' that already has a parody, what are ye gonna do about it?
Well done. I almost regret using the formal approach.
Almost.