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Mon, 08/11/2014 - 08:27
Firelo's picture
Firelo

This is a thread that will talk about things OOO could do to get more $$$ its'a complete joke and should not be taken srsly. You were warned.

Step 0 : Announce a Big update that could change allot of stuff and add tons of content.

Step 1 : Delay it for 1 year.

Step 2 : Secretly add the content and show it to admins. Shut the admins mouths with undestructible locks.

Step 3 : Release the content on test server and get random feedback.

Step 4 : Fix some stuff based on teh communitys votes.

Step 5 : " Community is fighting mad now!" RAGE GAM DED THREDS!

Step 6 : Secretly add content ingame files but dont let the community and players access it.

Step 7 : "Community is using BOLT 4!" MOAR RAG THREDS...

Step 8 : Lots of players started smuggling info,getting banned n stuff. 50% of leftover players leave game due to no real content,no new players.

Step 9 : There are 450 people playing the game now.

Step 10 : Release random items and reskins hinting at the big content update.

Step 11 : The community has false hope. " Ether was used."

Step 11.1 : Release more stuff and reskins related to big content, add new enemies to bring back players.

Step 12 : Lots of players have returned theres now 1500 players playing.

Step 13 : Add the big content update but dont tell anyone that its unfinished and unbalanced and bugggggy.

Step 14 : Players are now returning and spending cash to thank u for releasing this content. your earning 500 $ daily.

Step 15 : Over time fix the bugs and unbalancing.

Step 16 : Everything is now fixed and you are getting a steady $ income - Release more promos along with small content updates.

Step 17 : Everything works and is fixed now, your rich and can get daily bread, you also have a lamburghini in your garage.

Step 18 : Repeat

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Wot u looking at, im not a employee or something like that. Im not secretly developing a First Person Shooter remake for this game. Wot m8?

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 08:55
#1
Mtax-Forum's picture
Mtax-Forum

Oh, look, thats a new, cool topic to talk abo~ wait... Just another complaintville.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 02:19
#2
Mystrian's picture
Mystrian

Even though it was "a joke", you accurately described the community

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 02:47
#3
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

Lol, you forgot the part where people support the developers for not actually releasing any kind of content.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 02:59
#4
Midnight-Dj's picture
Midnight-Dj
*takes out an electric guitar*

The unenlighted gamers,
You cannot make the judgement call,
Give up your free will forever,
Your voices won't be heard at all.

Display your paypal,
While never begging for more updates,
And blindly swear your fanbase,
Let your MMO control your mind,
LET YOUR MMO CONTROL YOUR SOUL!

Play in ignorance,
And purchase your luck boxes,
When the money and cash are the real cause,
Thinking ceases and the thruth is lost!

Don't you worry,
UFSC will be exactly what you grind,
We give our players the promos they need,
The RNG shall succeed.

The fires of greed will burn the F2P,
So we will make mist tanks obsolete!
Breaking down the fabrics of reality!
Let UI update control what you see!

Let your MMO control your soul,
Let your MMO control your mind.
LET YOUR MMO CONTROL YOUR SOUL,
LET YOUR MMO CONTROL YOUR MIND!!!

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 03:02
#5
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

^That spam.

It makes me want to lie to people.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 03:14
#6
Midnight-Dj's picture
Midnight-Dj
@Fehzor

Hey, if you can't put up with threads like this, why should I?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 03:54
#7
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

I'm fine with these kinds of threads, people aren't wrong. Three Rings hasn't exactly added anything to the game outside of event content in a year now, and while the forum community seems to particularly enjoy never receiving updates and being told nothing forever, I could plausibly see how someone would have the slightest negative feeling regarding these sorts of things.

That ridiculous song on the other hand, is just spam.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 06:58
#8
Firelo's picture
Firelo
Hhehe, its actually a joke about the complainers, so...

Yeah this post is and will be a joke, its not a complain thread, i like the game, its just a hoax about the complaining noobs that want their lovely updates.
So if youw ant to know whys i made this post actually, it was cos i was getting annyoed at the game DED treads, WERZ DA UPDAT thredz and all teh other annoying BS .

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