Are you a Rabid Wolver? 'Cause I'd like to put you down with MY gun.
(thisisseriouslybadwhydidIthinkofdoingthiscraaaaap)
Spiral Pick-up lines (Varies on how bad it can get =.=)
Sat, 08/16/2014 - 21:20
Sat, 08/16/2014 - 22:03
#2
Whoopsee~
I like what you're saying, but that's not good enough to open my core. ;P
(nowthisisreallybadlikeit'ssobadthatgarbagetastesbetter)
Sun, 08/17/2014 - 00:52
#3
Oh Vog
Tsk, you jellies are so sweet! It's like you girls know how to get into my heart, cuz you're all in my stomach!
(MAKEITSTOPPLEASE)
Sun, 08/17/2014 - 06:29
#4
Weghdoublepost
Sun, 08/17/2014 - 06:29
#5
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
Are you a Gremlin? Cuz you sure know how to grind my gears.
(deargodhelpuspls)
Sun, 08/17/2014 - 15:45
#6
No.
No.
Sun, 08/17/2014 - 20:51
#7
"Babeh, lookin' at you is
"Babeh, lookin' at you is enough to give mah Callahan CTR Max." *gets slapped straight to Isora*
Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:24
#8
insert horny comment here
"You must be a devilite, because I release my blitz needle charge when I see you." *Gwenmaterializedandslappedme*
Mon, 08/18/2014 - 14:17
#9
It's getting a bit... raunchy...
Mon, 08/25/2014 - 05:36
#10
Are this pick-up lines?
Or just perverted Things to say turned Spiral Knights terms? .//.;
Mon, 08/25/2014 - 08:37
#11
WOW. That was TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Midnight-Dj Dude you need help. T_T
And really. These are so bad, even a toxigel couldn't stand all these poisonous jokes.
Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:58
#12
Oh god, Here's one.
Babe, I pour my minerals for you.
---
Oh god, Outdated SK jokes, This is the worst
Tue, 08/26/2014 - 05:43
#13
PSSSSST, Dat-Jelly-Neko is my alternate acc- YOU SAW NOTHING!
Are you a switch? Cuz you turn me on~
(gawdthisisjustplainpoop)
Tue, 08/26/2014 - 06:42
#14
Gah, why am I doing this...?
You must be a love puppy, because you are one /lovely/ puppy.
Fri, 08/29/2014 - 06:50
#15
Baby, when I look at you, you
Baby, when I look at you, you get killed because my rocket puppy shot a missle at you
Idunnoiamnotgoodatthisstuffsometimes
Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:11
#16
Idk how to not have a subject line
Good thing I have an emergency revive, 'cause you are looking killer today.
To be honest, I think that emergency rev replaced my heart with a snipe, because you make my heart flutter, and my head spin.
I love it when you /whisper in my chat log.
You're the only stranger I'd buy from ;).
Between you and vanaduke, idk who makes the room hotter.
I'd go through 30 depths and the core in proto gear if it meant I'd get to see you.
You upgrade me to a rock jelly set. Like no, seerusly wanna thwack?
Drop that thing like a voltaic tempest baby.
If I didn't know better I'd think you equipped the soaked aura.
I bought you a celestial nav set, I'm hoping you're down for some bodily exploring.
If you be my treasure vault, I'll let you bite me like an alpha wolver when I break open your box.
I bet I'm better with my tongue than any chromalisk. While I'm at it, maybe I'll steal something of value ;)
What do Lumbers and I have in common? When people see us they say "Damn that's one huge piece of wood".
Fri, 08/29/2014 - 09:57
#17
Type a 0 in the subject bar.
Nice ones...
Baby, you're my spark of life.
Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:12
#18
Hex that was beautiful.
PS I added more to my post.
Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:27
#19
Do you play LD? Because you are quite the classy player.
Being with you makes the gunner update worth waiting for.
We would make a really Greyt couple.
Wow did visit Bechamel? No? Huh, you're so beautiful I would've guessed otherwise.
You know what we have in common with slimes? We could get together to make something fun and rewarding.
Pink isn't my personal color, you just make me blush.
*gifts a solstice ring* wanna go steady?
Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:25
#20
Dear Isora...
Mrgrey you scare me, but man was I cracking up on that last ones XD
And now because I'm out of ideas, an insult! You're heart is so cold, the Ice Queen is jealous!
HmmNowIFeelBadSoICameUpWithAnotherPickupLine.WaitI'mGoingToRegretEverything.
Are you a jelly gem? Because you're oh so highly prized, and so quite delicious; I just want to eat you up.
Fri, 08/29/2014 - 20:54
#21
Oh lordy.
It's getting steamy enough in here to make a Gremlin blush...
-Blushing brightly-
Fri, 08/29/2014 - 21:32
#22
:\
Or just perverted Things to say turned Spiral Knights terms? .//.;
yea pretty much.
GUYS KEEP IT CLEAN OK?!?!?!?!?!?
These jokes are so bad they even put Slooms to sleep!
(Don't worry this is a joke)
your so plain and generic, that even a mecha knight has more personality than you. O.O
Sun, 08/31/2014 - 06:47
#23
How the f*ck is this thread still alive?!?
To me, you're like crowns... I can't get enough of you~
Whatthefarkisgoingonhere?!?
Sun, 08/31/2014 - 07:08
#24
Well, these Are SK themed pick-up lines.
Mon, 09/01/2014 - 11:02
#25
I wanna fall in love...without you knowing ;o
Clean:
You must be the Lost Soul I've been searching for.
I know I've been going solo for quite some time, but would you like to join me to the end?
I may not have that much prestige, but I think you're the knight for me.
You're that Spark in my Life that keeps me going.
Mon, 09/01/2014 - 18:25
#26
Lol you just wrote an SK
Lol you just wrote an SK themed Valentine. XD
Mon, 09/01/2014 - 18:51
#27
:/
I am not waiting for the next level to change from a compound, I am just waiting for you :-3
Mon, 09/01/2014 - 19:02
#28
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
Ugh...all these...
lol every single time I post in my fangame thread someone posts here. I don't know WHY...
Because I feel like I should post one: "Join me, and we can Winmillions together."
Tue, 09/02/2014 - 21:50
#29
I'm still a bit naive with my heart~
Hey, don't worry, I'll give you all the Crowns you want.
I want to be the last person to Mend your heart, my Love Puppy.
I can we spend eternity in the Starlight Cradle so then we'd never have to wake up from this wonderful dream...
<3
Wed, 09/03/2014 - 14:29
#30
ThreeOfTheseToMakeYourLifeMiserable
Your heart reminds me of a locked box, I need a special type of key to unlock it.
Whenever I talk to you, it feels like I'm in Haven.
I was walking through the grass this depth and I think something bit me and stole my heart. Maybe it was you?
#thesewillgetyoualltheladies
Thu, 09/04/2014 - 01:37
#31
*ehem*
Are you a vial? Because you make me feel weird inside out.
#whyarewedoinghashtagsnow
Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:38
#32
WHAT?
(Stop with the hashtags
WHAT?
(Stop with the hashtags they are annoying after 7 times already.)
(Joke)
You're so dumb, that even a dustzombie Is smarter than you.
Tue, 09/09/2014 - 01:12
#33
Here becauseidkbleh
Are you a jelly? Because this chroma's hungry for you~ :3
Hey, you seem to be using the Spike Shower; mind if I join in? ;)
Babe, I don't care if you're too toxic for my good; you're the only Deadly Virulisk I would want in my life.
You may be a Sinister Skelly, though this knight has a thing for players whom had be naughty~
I am a Vog cub without it's bite; would you mind becoming one of the Fangs Of THIS Vog? :3
You may be an Ice Queen who cares about yourself more than anyone, yet I would like to be 2nd best in your heart and not leave you in the cold. <3
Are you either a Electron or Graviton bomb? Because you seem to be pulling me in everytime I'm within the range. :D
Hey, you can be my GF any time; either my Girl Friend or my Gran Faust. I don't mind which way because you belong to me. :3
Do you like fitness? Because how about I fitness Tortofist in your Training Halls? C;<
Would you be my Heavenly Guardian? Because this Infernal Guardian wants to see the brighter sides of Cradle. c:
Baby, those Lovely costumes and accessories just want me to love you even more.
This Gremlin Mender finds that you are in need of assistance during battle: Don't worry, I'll help as long as you let me stand by your side~
>And then these that might be labeled something else:
Those Raging Storm Boxes seem to be causing you to rage; Maybe you might need to cool down with my Shivermist Buster. ^_^'
Hey, are you a good gunslinger? Because you seem to be a Chilling Duelist. ouo
Baby, you need to chill: You're becoming like a Big Angry Bomb and might blow me away. :c
This Firecracker needs a Cold Snap to make me listen. :P
Hey, want to make a creep cake together? I got the Power Mitt while you have the Overcharged Mixer for tools. :)
You seem to be hunting those Black Kats a lot; didn't know you were that type of guy bro. (2-sided joke)
Oh my~! That Nog Blaster of yours is about to release it charge; would you mind releasing it near my mouth? I bet it's pretty tasty~
Hey, your username ( http://steamcommunity.com/id/YaRoCheSsa/screenshot/575652270993402790 ) seems to be what I've wanted all this time; mind if you give me one? >:)
-
(WhyDidIEvenDoThis?WhatIsThisIDon'tEvenKnowAnymorePleaseHelpMeBeforeIMakeMore. :c)
Tue, 09/09/2014 - 03:52
#34
ohhaispringit'sbeenawhileohgawdisthisreallyathing
Are you a kleptolisk? Because you stole my heart when you suddenly appeared ;3
(dammithowisthisthingstillALIVEitshouldn'tstillbealiveit'slikeaveryinbredthreadthathasallthefreakingdiseasesandweakimmunesystemzzzzzz)
Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:03
#35
ellothereGreenandbackatyouplusIDKIFTHISWILLBEATHINGORNOTYETHERE
Hey, are you the Collector? Because I would like to be in your personal collection. ;)
(Iswearifthere'sabunchofspamgoingonherewhenIcomebacktoTVforumandseethisgetabout50messagesIamjustgoingtodrawaknighttryingtobeallsassyandshiztovanadukeandvanadukelooksathimwitthcartoonisheyebrowsonhismask.derp.)
Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:09
#36
T_T
Wed, 09/10/2014 - 03:47
#37
SpringI'mhonestlyashamedofthatlastpickuplineyoumade
@Spring-At-Peace
That last pick-up line you made might have sucked like a Graviton, but when I got closer and closer to you... you blew my heart away.
Wed, 09/10/2014 - 06:53
#38
My Combuster is ready when you are.
Sprang + Neko
Newest ship.
Wed, 09/10/2014 - 13:16
#39
Your body may be hurt,
But I'll mend your heart right up~
Wed, 09/10/2014 - 15:02
#40
absolutely terrible
Baby, are you a Gremlin? Because you make my motor run.
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 02:25
#41
WhatdidIsay?Nowyoucan'tstomenowcoppers.derp
@ Neko/Galax
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTlGaHZ7ykE
@ Panda
#talkingaboutthis@4:15aminthemorningandcan'tgotosleepugh
I would like it to be Spinko/Spreen At Peako plz: he will be my female wolver (*****h) no matter what. c:
(boyxboy action if character wise, girlxboy if irl wise)
@ Everyone else: moar pick-up lines that might make you want to be a Howlitzer and shoot me with rants of death. Picking up pickups for my pickup belt.
You a shufflebot(butt) or a scuttlebot(butt)? Because I can either just stare at you or drink you up~
You guys are Roarmulus Twins right? How about we make a pattern here of this 3-way? ;)
Girl, I would rather like to be in you Haven~
Are you a Trojan? Because I would like to horse around with you. :3
Hey, you part of the swarm? Because you're overwhelming me. -w-
Are you The Big Iron? Because you seem to be the right person for my fetish. c:
I wish there was a /sexy emote, because that's how I think about you. :3
You add the spice of your blaze pepper, to the life of my warp dust.
Your personal color is blue, while mine is green; How about we make it Turquoise?
I just met you, yet I hope it doesn't have The Bitter End to it.
I have met many love puppies before, yet you seem to be the true love locket for me.
Are you an angelic user? Because that's how I think about you~
Are you a demo user? Because you ARE the bomb.
You are the only one to make this nightblade into a silent nightblade.
This snarble barb goes twisted whenever you leave...
You can only keep this Snarbolax calm before it goes Barbarous.
I would like to suck on that Deadly Candy Poker if you don't mind~
You are my cup of Scalding Hot Cocoa whenever I fell like a Frozen Shambler.
How about you and me play Batterbots together? Because I know how you'd like to get wrecked by me~
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 11:13
#42
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THESE JOKES ARE HORRID!!!!!!
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 18:46
#43
@Sprang
Either or would work ;o I still ship it.
I heard you like Lockdown, so do you want to get locked down'd by me?
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 19:08
#44
I challenge you!
Nobody will make a pick-up line good enough to get Nylocke!
"Well, Admin - I mean-"
Shush Gremmy, the adults are speaking.
Fri, 09/12/2014 - 02:44
#45
@ Pandafishie
OTP of the year, or OTP of Sk related stuff? :P
#IshipSouljafighterandRyoukao.lol.
Girl, how about we take this lockdown downtown with just you and me in a 1v1 match tonight~
Fri, 09/12/2014 - 02:49
#46
@spring
And also, turn on Auto target when I turn off the light off babe, we won't find each other in the dark... if you know what I mean *wink* wink * Nudge*nudge*
Fri, 09/12/2014 - 12:41
#47
@ DJ
Babe, once we get to furnace, I might have to cool you down with a water ball because is it me, or are you looking hot in here? ;)
Fri, 09/12/2014 - 18:53
#48
Boo!
Fri, 09/12/2014 - 19:41
#49
@ Galax
Is it me, or are you jelly that I got dat junk in these trunks? :3
#DatButt
Fri, 09/12/2014 - 20:15
#50
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
Will you be the love to my puppy?
I don't know how to respond that... Besides saying that my jaw dropped farther down than the Skylark when I saw you.
(yayTalkingAsASingleWordIsFunWeehooFunTimesWithFrieeeends)