that was a pathetic display of the insignificant amount of blue equipment and costumes which does little to fulfill my powerful and growing fetish for blue everything. ooo is truly an evil company for not introducing blue variations of everything

also, the cool color theme barely counts as blue. according to squatty's ultimate super law of blue whatever, the distance a color is from sky blue is directly related to how blue it actually is because sky blue is the ultimate perfect shade of blue. find me someone who disagrees, and i'll find you someone who's intellectually disabled. this means frosty is actually the true blue color theme of spiral knights and cool is just a shoddy mockup of frosty's eternal awesome. however, no frosty items have been released recently, proving that ooo is evil and racist.

fehzor, the mixer doesn't count because it doesn't inflict the freeze status. any weapon that doesn't inflict freeze should not be considered blue. it is unacceptable for ooo to make a blue weapon that doesn't freeze. shock should be removed from the game and replaced with freeze. weapons like storm driver and voltedge need to die in a fire and/or be dunked in acid along with whatever terrible things you can do to them