Spiral Knights - Time to finish it! Who is better, Hades or Satan

Time to finish it! Who is better, Hades or Satan

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Thu, 09/18/2014 - 21:50

Crazee-Pi-Forum

For some random time not very long, Crazee Pi and Sonosukes debated who was better. It has not been even 2 days since then, and the issue is still not resolved...

Hi everyone I know what your thinking, Hades or Satan? What kind of weird thing is that? Well did you know, that every year, millions of people debate over which superhero is the best. Why can't they argue about which breakfast cereal is thy best? I want to know! (I'm rooting for you fruit-loops!)

Anyway, this thread is about the most important topic of all; who's better, Hades or Satan, in case you already forgot the title. We already know that Hades is going to win this battle. But Crazee Pi, Pluto is much MUCH better then Hades! Quiet you, that dog will never be better then Hades! But, that's not what I- I SAID QUIET!

As I was saying, we already know Hades is better then Satan, but some grumps disagree, so we have to do this.

VOTES FOR WHO WILL WIN THE 2016 PRESIDENTAL ELECTION!

Hades: 9
Satan: 6

((Note to self, make a 69 joke later))

New write in Candidate section! (None of this actually matters though, so don't bother with this)

Pluto (The Dog): 3
Dog spelled backwards: 1
Robot Devil from Futurama: 1

If we get a tie, I will go over to Screwattack and give them spankings until they make a Hades vs. Satan Death Battle video and that will be the tie-breaker, afterwards, I will fly out the window saying "Hades is love, Hades is life," to here just like Shrek did in that one video. Well, he didn't say anything as he flew out the window but something like that was mentioned there somewhere.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 21:55

Gbot-Vtwo

i think It's time to unfriend at this point. >:|

I don't think Screwattack will to that. And Pluto Is best. PLUTO PLUTO PLUTO!

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 21:57

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

@Galax They won't, but that's why I'm giving them spankings until they do, so they will eventually have to

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 22:05

Gbot-Vtwo

It's NOT going to work.

So you're going to webspank them In the webpants? It won't work. Trust me. Somebody tried and they ended up breaking there monitor. XD

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 22:10

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

You don't understand, I'm going to go to their secret lair and spank them, not spank them through the internet. Although getting there through the internet in order to IRL spank there is a good idea

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 22:12

Gbot-Vtwo

This thread Is USELESS!!!!

You don't get It do you? ........

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 22:19

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

You don't seem to get that this thread is a joke. Well, there's only one way to make you understand...

Come at me bro!

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 01:52

Mystrian

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9FD9E40E1BE8F995

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 03:51

Blizzardknightt

PLUTO

PLUTO DAH DOG

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 04:21

Mech-Shiki

I don't know i think i like

I don't know i think i like satan better

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 04:28

#10

Sonosuke

(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks

Wait, who the hell voted for Hades?

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 06:58

#11

Holy-Nightmare

More people believe in Satan

More people believe in Satan today so I don't see why Hades has a chance. In all honesty why only Christian and Greek religions? Why not include Bhairava? or other "Evil/destructive deities"?

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 07:31

#12

Sonosuke

(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks

It's the simple things in life. And I thought Lucifer was Christian, not Satan.

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 09:41

#13

Holy-Nightmare

Lucifer, satan, devil are all

Lucifer, satan, devil are all names for one guy. As the story goes he was an angel (the Day star or bright one, as in he used to be very high ranked) who rebelled against god and managed to convince a 3rd of all the other angels to join him, he failed and was cast down.

Hades (AKA pluto) is the god of the dead. He only controls one realm and according to greek mythology (not the Disney or Hollywood version) he never really was an aggressor against the other gods. He kept balance just like the rest and was considered necessary, and even beneficial.

Hades may have the upper hand in power (seeing as he is a god), but unlike Satan he has no desire to conquer the world.

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 14:29

#14

Abelisk

tortilla

I think God is best

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 14:34

#15

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

@Sonosukes /raises hand. Even if it wasn't intended, I'm going to note the fact that you said "who the hell," is relevant.

@Holy-Nightmare Because nowhere in our very short argument, did we say anything about anyone other then Hades and Satan.

Besides, which of the two has the three headed hellhound?

@Itsmeandersonlol Well, God isn't an option so we can work that into a vote for someone, lets see... Hades is a god, Satan is not, therefore your vote goes to Hades

@Mystrian That's always an option

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 14:47

#16

Ironclaw-Mender

Does Satan have fire for hair?

Hades all the way, baby.

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 15:18

#17

Gbot-Vtwo

If pluto Is hades, then that means 5 points. :D

@Mech-Shiki ........

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 15:24

#18

Sonosuke

(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks

So my vote for Satan doesn't count? Okay. Alright.

*bazookas out of the area*

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 18:43

#19

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

@Sonosuke what do you mean, of course it counts! I updated the OP to include you, along with 3 certain gremlins and some janitor robot.

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 18:53

#20

Holy-Nightmare

Satan, just because he had

Satan, just because he had the initiative to try and take down God, Hades never tried to start anything (go by the books and not Hollywood)

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 19:07

#21

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

I have now officially brought this thread to a galactic scale, A.K.A. I reposted it in the Kongregate Off-Topic area

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 19:09

#22

Sonosuke

(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks

You better have added mine *mumble grumble*

Fri, 09/19/2014 - 19:11

#23

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

I did, Mech, you, and Holy voted, which means 3 votes

Sat, 09/20/2014 - 06:11

#24

Doctorspacebar

Hmm. I like this road. It seems to have a... food motif.

--This Thread--

Zack di Fieghan ran into the thread, Gauntlet in hand. "Come on, where is he, where is he..." Was this... an argument about which of two demonic entities was better at being president? "...Argh! Have to stay focused!"

Zack spotted Sono and Pi, arguing back and forth. "There they are! Sonosuke! Sir-Crazee-Pi!" Zack pointed back in the direction of the RP. "You've been absent for so long! We need you back."

"Hey, kid!" A Thread Enforcer ran toward Zack, phaser armed. "You're going off-topic! That-"

"One second! I was about to vote!" Zack looked at the two options. Satan started a rebellion he couldn't possibly win. "Given that, he'd make a terrible president... and Hades has experience in management... all right, I vote Hades. Now I need to get back. My sister's relying on me!" Zack turned around and ran back to the RP, hoping Sonosuke and Pi would follow him.

Sat, 09/20/2014 - 07:01

#25

Sonosuke

(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks

*throws phone out the window* Ugh, why do I even bother.

Sat, 09/20/2014 - 08:20

#26

Pipipipipi

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Hi, I don't know who this Sir-Crazee-Pi is, or what this thread is about, or what is going on right now, or anything. As a matter of fact, I was just born into this world, now where are the drinks. I personally think that Hades is a much more cool dude then Satan for no reason at all.

P.S. The OP is the greatest person in the world!

Sat, 09/20/2014 - 09:07

#27

Ironclaw-Mender

"P.S. The OP is the greatest person in the world!"

I see through your tricks, OP.

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Time to finish it! Who is better, Hades or Satan