The Weapons Game

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Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

So wait, why can YOU put immunity on yourself in your own dimension and yet I can't?

/Kian's immunity buff disappears forever and cannot be reobtained no matter what.

You were unable to remove me or ban me due to me not being in the Ethereal Realm.

Unfortunately, I was still wearing my Mask of Anti-Plasma so I leaned in a little out of my mini-dimension before Matik used the plasma, causing it to delete the Ethereal Realm instead.

I go and acquire legal rights to the Ethereal Realm and all transdimensionizers so that Kian can't go "lol nu u dedn't," I then acquire legal rights to my mini-dimension just in case.

I use the BaN hAMmEr to ban all transdimensionizers, making it impossible to make any more dimensions. I then send my mini-dimension far far away where nobody can reach it except me.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
sorry

The ethereal dimension is so large it cant be deleted, there fore i did get a little injured but i still have my realm and i still control everything, so.......yeah

/a nuke suddenly falls ontop of me

/drops to the ground in an injury

"Uhh..... w-w-what.... just happened?

/Tinder suddenly appears and heals Kian

"Thanks tinder, i would have died if it werent for you"

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Unfortunately, you only used to control the ethereal realm before I went and acquired legal rights to it (see last post).

I use my new ownership of the ethereal realm to send the remains of it to where nobody can reach it before making it the rest of it explode. There is now only the real world.

I summon LE ARTAKAT to combat your Tinder!

The Artakat thrusts his Energy Spear into Tinder.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
sorry

But once a dimension is owned, no one can take it over, meaning i am still its owner, and you were banned from the ethereal realm anyway,

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Sorry, but you never acquired legal rights to the dimension, so I have every right to do so.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master

Techincally i did if i owned it, MEANING you never got it, so i go to its officer and tell him you "Hijacked" my dimension, he gives it back to me and gives me legal rights to it so i ban you from the ethereal realm FOR GOOD

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Unfortunately I had already blown up the rest of the Ethereal Realm by then, so nothing happens.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
well....

I make me another non-material dimension and name it "The Nightmare Corpse-city of R'lyeh" from magicka, i then aquire legal rights to it, meaning i am entirely safe as i have my invulenrability to everything in R'lyeh

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Unfortunately, I had banned every single transdimensionalizer in existence (see post 51) so you couldn't do that.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
I obviously crafted a

I obviously crafted a transdimensionalizer to do it, meaning i have the dimension

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Sorry, but all transdimensionalizers were banned, including ones that don't exist yet. Your attempts to craft one fail.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
Wait, if i didnt have any

Wait, if i didnt have any transdimesinalizer, then i took over R'lyeh while it was a dimesnsion that already existed, i got legal roghts to it, my immunity, and everything i had in the Ethereal Realm, and crafting NEVER fails, read this wiki page for details

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Due to being between a state of existing and not existing, R'lyeh suddenly implodes.

(You said it DOESN'T exist yet in post 108.)

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
Well.....

I must have made a typing mistake, and R'lyeh cant implode nor explode

((.also, cthulhu suddenly used some sort of magick to create it without a transdimensionalizer, so i went to take it over and get legal rights to it.))

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

The dimension implodes anyway.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master

Un-implodable means it never imploded, cthulhu recreates it and gives me legal rights to it, and i give me and my new dimension implosion and explosion immunity, and just like before, i can use my dimensional abillities even when im not in the Nightmare Corpse-city of R'lyeh

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Cthulhu was unable to recreate it however due to lack of a transdimensionalizer, seeing as you can't use magick to create dimensions.

The police and the magic angry mob agree that Kian is at this point definitely abusing the alternative dimensions and make them illegal to use in this thread.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
SERIOUSLY

Magick can be used to make dimensions you fool, (not intending to break ToS) Magick can be used to do anything! Cthulhu suddenly has R'lyeh falling from the sky and lets me own it, so i make me immune to everything, and the same immunity for the dimension, and i change the laws of making dimensions

Law 1. You can only make 1 dimension
Law 2. Magick can be used to make dimensions
Law 3. Nothing can delete dimensions
Law 4. Only dimension owners may have buffs

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master

I summon Spinster the RED spy to kill the police

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

The judge rejects your request to change the laws.

The police shoot Spinster before taking R'lyeh away from Kian due to the fact that alternative dimensions are illegal now.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
i am sorry

But i mind controled the judge to accept and i killed the police man before they could even twitch

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

The judge cannot be mind controlled and the police cannot be killed.

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

The judge cannot be mind controlled and the police cannot be killed.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
Hmm

I summon Matik2002 and say "parties over!" So he starts attacking the police with flame throwers, and i then tell the police cthulhu was breaking the law, i then summon medusa to petrify the police and the judge, i then summon MATIKCLOCKER to take over the judges job for the minute i tell him my law change request so he says yes and cthulhu gets back his R'lyeh and gave it to me, and medusa can petrofy the unpetrifiable

Falminar's picture
Falminar
"Magick can be used to do anything!"

I use magick to delete your buffs, dimension, and remove Cthulhu's ability to use magick and create dimensions, then use magick to create a Magick Blade of +999 Magicks and use it to magickally kill everyone and win the game.

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You can't say I couldn't do any of that, since you clearly said magick can be used to do anything. So I used magick to do stuff other things can't.

Yes, I know you can't win this game... Unless there's something that can do anything, for example "magick".

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

The police hold up a mirror causing Medusa and Kian to be petrified instead of them. The Magic Angry Mob then smacks the petrified Kian for attempting to control another player and then throw Matik out after apologizing for Kian's actions.

If you're really going to be this pushy about abusing other dimensions, then fine, I'll put a vote out.

ALL IN FAVOR OF LETTING KIAN USE ALTERNATIVE DIMENSIONS.
Yes: 0
No: 2

Vote ends at the end of the page.

Falminar's picture
Falminar
No: 2

No: 2

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
tee hee

I use Nullify! Which removes EVERY magickal action, including what vana destroyer did, i then use Crash To Desktop to make Pi, the police and Vana Destroyer vamish into thin air and be trapped in the void

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Seeing as you just made it so that you can't create more dimensions with Cthulhu, I'm guessing that's a no as well?

I toss a reflector at the Crash To Desktop, causing Kian to be trapped in the void instead.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
SORRY

Crash to desktop cannot be reflected, but it did protect Vana Destroyer from getting trapped, but Pi was trapped in the void

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

I do not care for such immunities.

/reflects it anyway.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master

I toss another reflector to block Crash To Desktop

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Crash To Desktop explodes midair due to being reflected too much.

Falminar's picture
Falminar

I use Magick to redo every Magickal action I did, remove Kian's ability to Nullify, and Magickally use Crash To Desktop on Kian.

I also use Magick to make Crash To Desktop hit him instantly, meaning it can't be reflected.

Quintinius-Vergnix's picture
Quintinius-Vergnix
Polluting space with FTL teacups since 1987.

I unleash Gridfire across the Multiverse, causing every atom in every dimension ever to undergo fusion, resulting in all physical objects exploding in brilliant clouds of plasma. I hide out in the past for a bit to evade my own Gridfire, then use the energy/matter replicators on my timeship to rebuild a small solar system complete with habitable planets out of energy obtained from the plasma.

Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Tinder, Spinster, Matik2002,

Tinder, Spinster, Matik2002, my clone...
Who will be next?

/yes.

I summon Electromagnetic Pulse Lloyd (EMPLloyd).
EMPLloyd uses EMP Attack on Quint Gridfire before it even launches.
The multiverse remains the same.

Quintinius-Vergnix's picture
Quintinius-Vergnix
When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down.

I eject from the disabled Timeship before it crashes. I then requisition another Timeship from the Culture and use it to go back in time before your EMP attack on the previous Timeship. I destabilize EMPLloyd's molecular bonds with the Timeship's phased nadion weapons before he launches the EMP pulse, resulting in the Multiverse and my temporal clone being destroyed by Gridfire. I then proceed to rebuild a small solar system for myself out of the latent energy floating around the destroyed Multiverse.

Falminar's picture
Falminar
Nobody said I couldn't use Magick yet

I use Magick to prevent the Gridfire from effecting anything near me, then use more Magick to disable Quint's ability to use more Gridfires or Timeships.

I then use more Magick to teleport to him and use my Magickal Blade of +999 Magickal Magickz to kill him.

I then teleport to EMPLloyd, blast him apart, and turn the fragments to dust using my M.B.M.M.C.M.

*Teleports back to where I was standing before making this post*

Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
I steal an energy spear from

I steal an energy spear from the Artakat then thrust it through your body.

I vote to ban Quint from buying/crafting spaceships and weapons that may cause a disturbance in the universe, like Gridfire. Ultimately I vote to ban Quint from this game.
Post #160 ends the vote.

Should Quint be banned? If yes then tell from what.
You can choose multiple options if yes chosen.

Yes, from...
Buying starships 1
Using doomsday-ish devices 1
Ban Quint from this game 1
No 0

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

This game has turned into a giant mess.

I vote we just start over from the beginning.

Falminar's picture
Falminar
Starting over won't help

It'll just turn into the same giant mess again.

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Before Matik can thrust the energy spear, I throw several energy darts at it, breaking both the spear and darts.

I then use my energy hammer to smash Matik to pieces.

Hershey-Kiss's picture
Hershey-Kiss
Throws cookies at everyone

Throws cookies at everyone

Falminar's picture
Falminar
I use my Portal Gun +InfinK Max Portals

I use my Portal Gun +InfinK Max Portals to teleport all the cookies to me, then smash Hershey to pieces with the Energy Hammer and eat all his remaining cookies.

Then I go to the I Stole the Cookie Game.

Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master

I jump towards.the hammer before it crushes matik, use magick to make me able to cast nullify again, i then use magick to RESTRICT magick to not be able to remove abillities, i them cast AMALGMAMEDDON to fuse Pi and Vana Destroyer to one and i then cast CRASH TO DESKTOP which will hit instantly, so i therefore INSTANTKILL Pi and Vana with one magick attack

Falminar's picture
Falminar
LOLNo.

I jump towards the hammer before it crushes Matik

Lol, that just means it tears straight through both you AND Matik.

I then use Magick to RESTRICT Magick from being able to remove abilities

Well, Magick can do anything, which means it ignores your Magickal restriction.

So then I use Magick to prevent you from using any of those abilities, then obliterate you with my M.B.M.M.C.M.

Snakey-One's picture
Snakey-One
I JUST BE HERE

Holding a ripe fruit. ( Plus OVER 9000!)

Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Deeeeeeeemmmaaaaaaaaa!

I magickally teleport and use NerF hAMmEr to nerf your ripe fruit to +0 of ripeness.

Snakey-One's picture
Snakey-One
I make it rain

With Fruit

Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
The fruits have +100 to

The fruits have +100 to explosion, causing the fruit rain to barrage a certain area with explosions.

After a while of barraging thie area we're on,, a crack appears around it and causes the bombarded segment to separate from Earth and fly in unknown direction. I use the occassion to remake the segment into a de facto spaceship (with life support), burn Snakey-One with a Megaengine of +1337 thrust and set it on the end of the segment so it allows us to fly and explore new planets (and eventually recreate the lost Earth segment).

Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
STOP!

Let's move this to the graveyard.