I eat the Megaengine whole.
The Weapons Game
You doomed us! Eating the Megaengine spelled the extinction of the whole world! Earth will be destroyed if someone finds the crack and fires at it! I believe it will happen in ETA T-1 year (in game)!
I slap you with the Wrencher.
I grab the Wrencher with my hands, and ducked under your next swing. I grab my Unicornz Blaster-Ray, and Narwhal Blast your face. When you fall to the ground I pick you up, throw you, go under you, and Strawberry Blast your back and the whole laser cuts a hole through you. You die.
****FATALITY****
I get awakened by Chara. I use the knife to cut your body in half. We both laugh and make creepy faces at your direction.
Chara stabs you and I remove all Undertale from this thread, then I smack you.
Some nice lady feeds me a herb, which revives me. I take my Unicornz Blaster-Ray and Ultra Mega Super Deluxe Rainbow Blast you.
The nice lady actually gave you a herb that revives you...for a while.
I remove all rainbow from this thread to prevent unexpected diseases, then I smack you with a Hammer of Pi
The hammer only deals 3.14159265359 damage.
I add rainbows back into the thread as they're scientifically proven to be healthy before stabbing you with a cheeseburger.
I point out that cheeseburgers are too blunt to stab with before shooting it out of your hand with Chinggis Khaan's personal recurve bow!
I use my Flankbuster to destroy your sides. You won't ever laugh, again.
I foomble the Flankbuster with my loogly-choogle before using it to doogle everyone into a smoogle.
I smash crazee with a table.
I flip the table back onto Alexandren using my gloves of table flipping.
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I move you to the Megaengine exhaust with a Grabarm of +9001 Grip.