I'll have my eggs Spiral Side Up, thanks.

Hold the Blaze Pepper.

...aren't never on the forums and constantly QQ

ur addicted when u keep playing after a couple of patches....

...you wonder why the elevator doesn't need energy to function
...you wonder why your mist energy doesn't refill
...you wonder why no monster spawn when you step on the button

You know you're addicted to SK when you try to pay people in batteries.

when you accidentally shield-bash your cube-mate.

(You know it's really bad when you follow through with a flame pot to the head.)

You know you're addicted to Spiral Knights when...
...You plan your energy consumption so that your Mist hits 100 juuuust after you get home from work each day.

Every time you go down in a life you start humming like a madman

You know you are addicted to SK when you can still manage to browse the forums with all the whining going on.

you've figured out how to make SK plushies. Vitapods (if you were in the Preview you might have been there when a bug made the pods look squishy!), devilites,Mew cat...(I will make them one day!)

you try to figure out how to make armor for your pets based on your armor in SK

you remember back when there were almost no items

you remember the original Wolver's Cap... and you miss it desperately.

you enjoy helping out newbies

you have at least 10 pieces of fan art unfinished because you're to busy playing the game to work on it.

You know you're addicted to OOO when
-when you want the filter to be more like on Bang! Howdy, we need some good lingo for SK!
-playing SK and the creatures remind you of other games. (Jellie= tofu, ect)
-looking at SK forums remind you of contests they've had on their other games/sites.

you spend food money on energy ;)
and sell your kidney.

- Making water ballons as blast bombs.

when you you drop a M80 in front of you.

when you still post on these forums.

You know you are addicted to SK when sitting in silence you think you hear sprites chirping.

Wow, that takes dedication.

Have three accounts to satisfy your ''need'' to play.

Yes, they're paid for, and not by a mere $2.45 either.

seeing jk while chatting means "jelly king" instead of "just kidding" :)

Rayen
you've figured out how to make SK plushies...

... so yeah, I, um ... made a yellow Snipe bean bag plushie to hold my mobile phone on my desk...

You wish they would revert the energy crafting costs so you could play more with the people you introduced to the game and gave starter gear to.

You know you play anything too much when you look at the horrible stereotype these threads have become.

You know you play Spiral Knights too much when you hope that all your cereal boxes drop tokens on open.

You know you play too much when you take Mcdonald's (and cereal box.) toys and try to use them as Mecha kit knights.

You know you play too much when you insert the key into your U-haul van on moving, and instantly go comatose because you think all the boxes are treasure boxes.

You know you play too much when you take a shovel and try to gather all the dirt in your yard into a pile for material collection.

When starting the microwave you make sure you're not standing in a pile of oil, and you never cook with it.

You think that everything blue is mist energy, so you never eat, wear, or drink anything that isn't.

You know you play too much when you try to wrap a towel around yourself as a shield.

You know you're addicted to SK when you added a few extra pounds from too much gaming.. :P

You know you're addicted to Spiral Knights when you use "Downrocketing" in your everyday vocabulary.

Downrocketing Bump to Uprocket this post.