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Conspiracy theories about nursery rhymes

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Sun, 11/02/2014 - 19:51
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Deleted-Knight


Betty Botter bought some butter;
"But," said she, "this butter's bitter!
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter
Will but make my batter better."
Then she bought a bit of butter
Better than the bitter butter,
Made her bitter batter better.
So ´twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

Betty Botter bought the bitter butter, but she realized it was bitter before she put it in her batter ("IF I put it in my batter..."). Why then did she have a bitter batter after she bought the better butter? Her batter should not have been bitter because she did not put the bitter butter in. OR DID SHE?
What if she was just using the butter as an excuse for her bitter batter? In fact, she may have added poison to her batter so it became bitter. However, she didn't want people to be suspicious so she had to buy some more butter to cover up the taste.
Notice we are told that she "bought a bit of better butter", but "better" in what sense? Maybe it was just "better" at covering up the bad taste of the poison. The "better batter" was just a poison-laced batter that was better concealed.

Who was Betty Botter trying to poison with her batter?

Mon, 11/03/2014 - 04:26
#1
Mystrian's picture
Mystrian

http://www.eatbydate.com/dairy/spreads/butter-shelf-life-expiration-date/

Tue, 11/04/2014 - 20:17
#2
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Red-Galaxy
You know what got me

You know what got me wondering?

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow.

What kind of snow the regular ones or the yellow one?

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 05:14
#3
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Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

ring around the Rosie is based off the black death (bubonic plague)

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 12:37
#4
Slendy-The-Kid
Herpty Derpty

Humpty Dumpty wasn't an Egg. In the rhyme, it NEVER mentions an Egg.
A few hundred years ago in a war, there was actually a cannon called Humpty Dumpty.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall" The cannon was placed on a wall.
"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall" The cannon was knocked off the wall.
"All the Kings horses and all the Kings men couldn't put Humpty together again." The cannon broke. Nobody knew how to fix the cannon.

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 09:42
#5
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Gbot-Vtwo
:D

LOOL

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