Spiral Knights - Worst teammates

Worst teammates

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Tue, 11/11/2014 - 12:42

#51

Ironclaw-Mender

People who hold up keys and then go idle.

"I thought it was hilarious, but Synthesizer Rulex ordered me to put him down."

/e gets revived by a Darkfang Mender
That's...
Top secret...
Information...
/e dies again

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 13:28

#52

Deleted-Knight

Fighting Vanaduke during mask stage: Teammate repeatedly double-waters the mask, even though he is clearly close enough to see the mask is no longer on fire.
Roarmulus Twins: You called the switch, they agreed. When you are doing the switch, they keep on hitting it. You give up and let them do the switches. They stop doing it.

Anyone that dies really quickly, and whines for you to revive. When you do revive, they die again in 2 minutes and whine again.
Party leader that says "brb, 1 minute" and then AFKs for over 5 minutes.

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 17:39

#53

Holy-Nightmare

/salute Helios

http://i.imgur.com/Q9fLwqK.jpg

Thanks for saving me Helios

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 06:20

#54

Keepscaite

I got a new one to add to the

I got a new one to add to the list just earlier today.

Just earlier today (or yesterday?), I fought with a random party in a t2 Fiend arena. It was t2 sure, but it was still on elite. And I had 0 shadow defense.

I had DBB and Silversix, the other two guys had some kinda rapier (idk, I wasn't paying attention) and the last one carrying the electron vortex.

For the most part, we all did okay. I thought we did great actually, 2 defenders and 2 knight elites. We got to the 3rd arena and things were getting a little hectic. Greavers and Trojans had spawned.

I wasn't really paying too much attention, I just focused on the Greavers and thought "I'll leave the Trojan to the other guys". Suddenly, the two rapier guys died at the same time. Again, I wasn't paying much attention, I just noticed them both swear a bunch on the party chat. The EV guy just kept saying "lol" over and over again.

...And then I found out why they were swearing.

The guy, had somehow, with perfect timing, slipped a vortex EXACTLY where I was walking into. So I was in the middle of a whirlpool of Greavers, Silkwings and a FREAKING TROJAN and I couldn't do s*it. Obviously, I died.

Afterwards, the vortex guy beats the rest of the fiends by himself. He looks to the rest of us, pauses to type something, and says.

"You guys were holding me back."

>MFW

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 10:39

#55

Turn-Me-On

Havent done a random party in

Havent done a random party in a while, since the odds of getting a smart teammate are like 5%, but from what I can remember:

-Roarmulus switch noobs
-Vana mask double watering
-People interrupting you in rocket puppy room
-People who suck at the snarby bell (it is glitched though)
-beggars in haven
-afkers in speedruns
-lamp breakers
-Polaris users (auto kick for existing)
-scammers (I alwayss report theem, even if it happened to someone else)
-random friend req senders
-chat spammers
-people who mess up your vortex/blitz charge with enemies
-people who shield bump attacking enemies into you
-probably more

And thus, alt farming vanaduke alone was born. Ill take 22k in 40 minutes over running with annoying randoms anyday.

What makes it worse? If the randoms are also acting like they mnow everything, or if they are cocky. I can give them a pass if they are nice or admit newbity, since nice newbs are awesome

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 12:22

#56

Vohtarak-Forum

I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

what's wrong with lamp breakers

/e rocket hammers nearby lamp

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 12:29

#57

Holy-Nightmare

@ Vohtarak

Lamp breakers slow down speed runs, especially the ones that are OCD about it. In general I will break a lamp if it is rather near but if it is on the other side of the room I won't go out of my way to get it. If a lamp isn't in your path or projected path you should ignore it if your team is trying to get through the level fast.

Wed, 11/12/2014 - 12:38

#58

Vohtarak-Forum

I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

oh I see
but I haven't seen someone slow down a run with it

also I hate when people in danger rooms bring everything to you

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