Before we begin, we must establish a few points.
1. I am the Mountain Master known as Ironhead BeardRipper, and I decide your fates.
2. I am omnipotent, omniscient, and completely immortal.
3. I can be reasonable.
4. I can be sadistic.
5. My mood depends on the decision making of you dwarves.
With those out of the way, it's time to start mining inside the mountain, settle inside, and become filthy rich! However, you can't mine without taking the persona of a dwarf. Since all dwarves are the same, the only thing to create is a name. Here is how you create a name:
First name: Generic dwarf name or anything dwarf related.
Last name first part: Dwarf-related noun.
Last name second part: Dwarf-related verb.
For example, your name can be Ingot ShieldBearer, Mine ExplosiveBlower, or anything along those lines.
Congratulations, you have made a dwarf! Remember, don't get too attached to them because I can kill them at will.
Painfully. Very, very painfully.
One last note: You don't have to make applications or that any of that crap. Just join in, but if you clearly try to troll I will just not incorporate you in the Events happenings.
Blah, blah, time to begin this mountain derp.
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EVENT #1:
In the beginning, there was iron.
The Ironhead BeardRipper was not impressed, so he added a bunch of new ore into the Earth. Then, he thought to himself, why not put in some dwarves so I can make them happy, then torture and mutilate them for fun? He did just that.
In order to give them something to do, Ironhead made the most magnificent mountain of all time. Taller than Mount Everest, larger than the largest animal, and richer than Paris Hilton.
He put a forest to the North, flat farmland East and West, and Mordor (Hell on Earth) to the South.
Then, it was time. Ironhead brought in the souls of dwarves, placed them beside the mountain, gave them basic tools, and told them to start digging. It wouldn't be long before they discovered his true intentions.
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This will be fun...for me.
"Wait, so I'm supposed to diggy diggy that-a-way? No way, I'll be heading this-a-way if ya all need me!" and so Dwarfern Crazee Pi headed South to Mordor.
((In all seriousness though...))
"Well we'll (me) be needin to go over some basic priorities before we go diggy diggy. First we make farms so all our Dwarfern bellies can be full," said Crazee Pi. With that Crazee Pi set off north to the woods in order to get wood in order to build a small farm near where the entrance to their future fortress would be located.
((What are the basic tools?))